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Yo! dudes,
So I had a date on Saturday with a girl I met online.
All went well, dinner and bar, near my home, then round the corner and back to mine. Bingo!
After the initial getting to know you mild weirdness, it was all pretty easy really, she was clearly into me and was quite keen that I get into her.
I think I was doing quite well with the physical escalation. She came back from the bar with drinks at one point and said the barmaid asked her if we were on a first date, and said it seemed to be going quite well, lol.
Over the course of the night (7pm to 11pm) I drank 3 bottles of beer and we shared a bottle of wine, and I also had some of her margaritas - so 10 or 11 units of alcohol maybe in all for me.
Anyway, I'm sure we've all been there. It just wasn't happening in the trouser department.
She was cool about it though. I'm a gentleman, so I made sure she enjoyed herself anyway. So it wasn't a big issue. But y'know, far from ideal.
Tried again in the morning, but no dice.
Bit of a combo of too much booze and being nervous about being with someone new for the first time in quite a while.
And then once the "shit, it's not fucking happening" thoughts come, it's hard (lol, the irony!) to get rid of them.
I've had this a bit in the past, I get too in my head and then the pressure's on, which never ends well.
Now I'm going to find it very difficult not to think about not being able to rise to the occasion though.
She'll probably come over during the week, but I'm a bit worried about my brain and its vindictive mission to ruin any prospect of me having a sex life.
Obviously, the easy part of the solution is not to drink so much booze, or any maybe.
TBH, the 3rd beer was completely unnecessary and I could've used my amazing pulling line "let's go for a walk" before then.
I am a bit concerned that I'll be all in my head though and that'll result in a repeat lack of performance.
Positive mental attitude eh?
Anyway, you guys will know what to do.
So how do I make sure my cock does its job properly?
Cheers dudes
So I had a date on Saturday with a girl I met online.
All went well, dinner and bar, near my home, then round the corner and back to mine. Bingo!
After the initial getting to know you mild weirdness, it was all pretty easy really, she was clearly into me and was quite keen that I get into her.
I think I was doing quite well with the physical escalation. She came back from the bar with drinks at one point and said the barmaid asked her if we were on a first date, and said it seemed to be going quite well, lol.
Over the course of the night (7pm to 11pm) I drank 3 bottles of beer and we shared a bottle of wine, and I also had some of her margaritas - so 10 or 11 units of alcohol maybe in all for me.
Anyway, I'm sure we've all been there. It just wasn't happening in the trouser department.
She was cool about it though. I'm a gentleman, so I made sure she enjoyed herself anyway. So it wasn't a big issue. But y'know, far from ideal.
Tried again in the morning, but no dice.
Bit of a combo of too much booze and being nervous about being with someone new for the first time in quite a while.
And then once the "shit, it's not fucking happening" thoughts come, it's hard (lol, the irony!) to get rid of them.
I've had this a bit in the past, I get too in my head and then the pressure's on, which never ends well.
Now I'm going to find it very difficult not to think about not being able to rise to the occasion though.
She'll probably come over during the week, but I'm a bit worried about my brain and its vindictive mission to ruin any prospect of me having a sex life.
Obviously, the easy part of the solution is not to drink so much booze, or any maybe.
TBH, the 3rd beer was completely unnecessary and I could've used my amazing pulling line "let's go for a walk" before then.
I am a bit concerned that I'll be all in my head though and that'll result in a repeat lack of performance.
Positive mental attitude eh?
Anyway, you guys will know what to do.
So how do I make sure my cock does its job properly?
Cheers dudes
