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Friday night, this is the reason I have decided to quit drinking. Although being able to drink for free from knowing people, it will make it harder but here is why. Enjoy the laugh gentleman
Its friday night, im out, and these girls are at the bar I used to.work at, and the one has a huge crush on me. She is meh, her friend lol not so much. So I start talking shit immediately.
Her"dance with me"
Me"I dont dance you know this"
Her"ok well do a shot"
Me"ok I want patron"
Her"ugh disgusting you would, alright these guys buy me shots ill get it and bring it to you"
I remember being a sucker one point, never bought girls shots though. So.she goes over and gets these guys to buy her shots and pretends to.do them while bringing me shots of patron. Its late at night and im drunk off my ass, and pull this girl to go back to her place. Of course, she took a taxi and I have a two seater not knowing she promised her friends to give them a ride back to her house. Im drunk, stupidly driving, and kind.of remember agreeing to just do it I want to go anywhere at this point to relax. So here is me and a guy sitting.in the two seater and two girls sitting.on his lap and im drunk. Derp how dumb of me.
So we get to this house and I find.out the dude doesnt know anyone he picked up the friend. Well this girl has a stripper pole in her bedroom. Yes a stripper pole. I vaguely remember the girls messing.with it. Well fast forward to the point where the guy and girl are on the bed and me and the blonde on the floor. She starts giving me a hand job excitedly, and well I convince her to take her pants off. Try to convince her to get on top im drunk and dont want to move. Well we argue back and fourth and thats all I remember except waking up a couple hours later pitch dark to some moaning sounds. I have my pants undone a soft dick with a condom, a naked blonde chick laying on top of me and I just want the fuck out. So I slowly do the move to not wake this chick up and army crawl to the door after doing my pants up. Grab my jacket slowly opening the door and all I hear is hey nice meeting you bro. I trun around this black dude is banging this white chick doggy style they are both completely naked and just acting casual as can be. They stopped having sex just to say bye. I look at them. Uhh yea you guys too enjoy your night? Oh we will later bro and they go back.to banging like I wasnt even there. Snuck out the house got in my car its five am drive home and crash out.
Dont drink kids lmao, I dont even remember if I slept with the chick probably not but hey, lol this is why im done drinking. Hope yall enjoyed this read. Thanks and have a good weekend yall.
Its friday night, im out, and these girls are at the bar I used to.work at, and the one has a huge crush on me. She is meh, her friend lol not so much. So I start talking shit immediately.
Her"dance with me"
Me"I dont dance you know this"
Her"ok well do a shot"
Me"ok I want patron"
Her"ugh disgusting you would, alright these guys buy me shots ill get it and bring it to you"
I remember being a sucker one point, never bought girls shots though. So.she goes over and gets these guys to buy her shots and pretends to.do them while bringing me shots of patron. Its late at night and im drunk off my ass, and pull this girl to go back to her place. Of course, she took a taxi and I have a two seater not knowing she promised her friends to give them a ride back to her house. Im drunk, stupidly driving, and kind.of remember agreeing to just do it I want to go anywhere at this point to relax. So here is me and a guy sitting.in the two seater and two girls sitting.on his lap and im drunk. Derp how dumb of me.
So we get to this house and I find.out the dude doesnt know anyone he picked up the friend. Well this girl has a stripper pole in her bedroom. Yes a stripper pole. I vaguely remember the girls messing.with it. Well fast forward to the point where the guy and girl are on the bed and me and the blonde on the floor. She starts giving me a hand job excitedly, and well I convince her to take her pants off. Try to convince her to get on top im drunk and dont want to move. Well we argue back and fourth and thats all I remember except waking up a couple hours later pitch dark to some moaning sounds. I have my pants undone a soft dick with a condom, a naked blonde chick laying on top of me and I just want the fuck out. So I slowly do the move to not wake this chick up and army crawl to the door after doing my pants up. Grab my jacket slowly opening the door and all I hear is hey nice meeting you bro. I trun around this black dude is banging this white chick doggy style they are both completely naked and just acting casual as can be. They stopped having sex just to say bye. I look at them. Uhh yea you guys too enjoy your night? Oh we will later bro and they go back.to banging like I wasnt even there. Snuck out the house got in my car its five am drive home and crash out.
Dont drink kids lmao, I dont even remember if I slept with the chick probably not but hey, lol this is why im done drinking. Hope yall enjoyed this read. Thanks and have a good weekend yall.
