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This girl got pretty overt with me about everything a couple of times, and that had me skeptical. Like she was just playing me or something. Then later, gave me some really weak-ass resistance to scheduling a date, which she herself even laughed at.

Good thing I stayed the course, because she gave me probably the best blow job I've ever had.

Anyway...

Had to go to one of the State offices next to the capital building one morning a couple of weeks ago to help them with this big database program they have that tracks all the house bills and whatnot.

I'm instructed to go to the 4th floor and ask for a woman named Julie. I get there at 8:30 AM and head up and tell them who I'm with and I'm here to help with their bill tracker application. Julie is the manager of their IT department so I'm expecting an unattractive, middle-aged lady.

Surprise! Julie is late twenties, wavy blonde hair, with a rocking body.

I didn't even budge when she walked in because I wouldn't think a hot piece of ass like this to be "IT Director" at a state agency. Sure enough, she stops and says:

Her: You must be J.J.

Me: (standing up now) Yes, I'm here to work on your bill tracker application.

(We shake hands)

Her: Well I hope you can help us out. Things are about to get really crazy around here. With the new governor taking office on Monday, he's replacing everyone he can, it seems. I'm sure you've heard how that goes!

Me: Oh yes, I *have* heard how all of that goes. Anyway, I looked over the list you guys sent. Looks like I'll be busy for a while, huh? (smiling, of course)

Her: Looks that way, doesn't it?.... We were hoping to have this up and going by Monday, but if you can't get through it all today it's not like we expect you work on it over the weekend or anything.

Me: Well I have no issues coming back tomorrow or something if we can't get it squared away today.

Her: Well the offices are closed on weekends, so you don't have to worry about that. It's fine, we understand it could take some time, and [her contact at my company] had told us he wouldn't have anyone available until today. Breaks of the game, I suppose.

Me: We've been busy, that's for sure.

Her: Understood! Well I guess we should get you started, huh?

She takes me down a hallway and through some double doors, and then into her office. It's the IT department of an old state building so her office is just this huge, empty room with three desks, a table, about six computers and a bunch of boxes of various hardware. We small talk while walking about how she doesn't even know who her new boss is going to be yet and related things.

She gets me setup at one of the desks and shows me everything.

Here's the exchange where I vaguely show interest:

Me: Got to tell you, when I found out you were Julie I was somewhat surprised.

Her: (sensing where this is going) Oh yeah? You probably expected some weird old lady didn't you!

Me: Haha yes I did. You're far from old, you're what... 25? How did you end up doing this?

Her: I'm 27, and it's all about the paycheck, J.J. (winks at me)

Me: Well you have to like your job, right? I mean people don't go through 4 years of college to do something they hate.

Her: 6 years, but yeah working for the state is stressful and I work with a bunch of perverted weenies.

Me: Sounds like fun. (said very dryly)

Her: (laughing) Well you're not exactly who I was expecting either. I figured [her contact at my company] was going to give me the dorkiest guy possible.

Me: Well you lucked out then, huh?

Her: I suppose. You don't seem like the programmer type. I would've had you pegged as a creative type, a graphic design guy or something.

Me: Oh no, I couldn't do that stuff. It's all about the paycheck, right? (cheeky smile)

I get started and she's at her desk which is behind me about 10 feet away. She starts to small talk me about work and stuff. Then starts asking me where I'm from, and what I do for fun and stuff like that. Basically, deep-diving me. I start asking her questions too, and find out she is into blues, which is my favorite genre of music.

We are getting into concerts and stuff we've been to and she mentions how she's going to this place downtown tonight for open-mic Jazz night, and INVITES ME TO COME WITH HER AND HER FRIENDS.

Says they'll get there at 9 or so and I should come. I tell her I might be down for that.

She has to run over to the Capitol building and it's about 10 right now. Asks me if she can bring me some food or anything when she gets back in a couple hours. Says she was hungry for thai food and that there's this awesome little place nearby. I tell her sure and have her get me cashew chicken and an order of spring rolls.

She brings the food back around 1230 and tells me to take a break. We eat together and laugh about how the program I'm working on is a complete mess. She said the guy that wrote it was a dumbfuck (her exact words) and they just didn't have anyone who had the time to dive into it right now because they're so busy with caucus and all the turnover that's going on.

While we are eating a guy pops in and she has to leave with him to go do something.

She's gone for a couple more hours and had brought me a melon powerade when she got back around 3. I didn't ask for it, we were talking about working out and stuff and I'd mentioned it's my favorite flavor. She just said she figured I needed something to drink.

She sits at her desk, working, fielding a phone call here and there, talking and laughing with me. After another hour or so, I have to head back to the office to finish a couple things there. It's about 345 or so and I'm nowhere near done with this thing and will have to come back Monday.

She says it was expected, and she'll see me Monday morning. I tell her to let me grab her number in case I feel like meeting up later for the open-mic show.

I actually tell her if I can't make it, we should try to get together and grab drinks some other time. She agrees.

We swap numbers and I leave. This is where shit gets really interesting.

She texts me immediately after I leave:

Her: Thanks for helping out today, Mr. JJ! Hope you can make it out tonight. My friends are crazy but they are nice lol :)

Me: No problem! Haha and yeah, I will let you know here soon.

Her: I want to be up front with you, I am not looking for anything serious. Just want to put that out there.

(So IT IS TRUE... you CAN be indirect for the most part and display intent/interest with just subtleties alone)

Me: I'm cool with that Julie, don't worry... I'm not gonna try and wife you up ;)

Her: Haha good. A lot of guys are put off or confused by that. I just have a really demanding career and I really don't plan on staying here in Central Illinois!

Me: No worries, were on the same page. Honestly, I'd kind of rather wait and just grab drinks maybe later next week, just you and me. It'd be easier to get to know each other that way, I think. Less distractions.

(She's sending me longer texts, so I don't feel out of place here doing the same. And then.....)

Her: Oh yeah? You think it'll be easier to have sex with me that way.

(OMGWTF. Shit test from hell!)

Me: Awful forward of you haha. You already thinking about that, are you?

Her: Lol! Mayyyyyybe ;) We will have to find out. Just lemme know if you can't make it.

Me: Hahaha. For sure, I'll shoot you a text here in a couple hours n let you know.

Her: Sounds good :)

Whoa. So hey, I'm obviously not going to meet up with her that night when I have to go back there on Monday to finish working on their stuff. I don't know what she's thinking, that's a horrible idea if things don't go well.

So I just shot her a text about 7 telling her I couldn't make it but would like to meet up later next week, but don't go getting any ideas (and a winky face to make it playful).

So is this chick just really really into me, or does this all smell kinda funny to you guys at this point too?

Anyway, she ended up texting me on Sunday afternoon saying she wouldn't be in until noon the next day, so if I finish up before then to make sure I get a hold of her about drinks. So it sounds like she definitely wants to meet up, being that she is making sure that I'll still text her if we don't see one another.

However, as it turned out I was still there at noon when she showed up to work last Monday.

She rushed in with her little Universal file pocket thingie with paper sticking out of it all unorganized and fucked up. She smiles, lets out an exasperated sigh, and says hey.

Her: Hey!

Me: Hey. Looks like you could use some help there. Good thing I'm busy doing this, because I want no part of whatever that is.

Her: Fuck! I can't believe I left the [something she obviously needed] at home!

Me: You seem like you were in a hurry, it's easy to forget things when you're scurrying like that!

Her: Damnit damnit damnit. I only live 20 minutes from here, but still...

Me: Well, I need a break actually. I could ride with you.

Her: Wait. What? You can't do that...

Me: Sure I can. It'll be like my lunch break. We can even grab take out on the way back.

Her: We can't just walk out of here together and go get in my car! People would freak the hell out if they saw that.

Me: What do you mean? You're not allowed to take people to lunch or anything?

Her: Hmmm. You're right. I'm way overthinking this.

(walks closer to me and whispers under her breath)

Her: Although sneaking around with you sounds pretty hot...

(I swivel the chair I'm sitting in around slowly and look up at her)

Me: Let's go.

Her: ....

(I stand up)

Me: Come on...

Her: Oooooookay

She had the biggest smile on her face. It made me so happy haha.

We walk to the elevators, take it down, walk outside and get in her car.

The drive is only 15-20 minutes and the conversation on the way is fun. She's panting in between sentences... I can tell she's excited.

We get to her house and when we pull in she gets out of the car and I start to get out and she stops and says:

Her: I'm just gonna run in real quick

Me: Oh...

(fuck fuck fuck... but wait)

Me: I need to use the bathrooom though.

Her: Oh, alright then.

(haha yah boyyyyyyyy)

We go in and she walks me to a hallway to show me to the bathroom. I actually do have to use the bathroom, so I do, and when I come back she is descending a staircase with some papers in her hand.

I walk over to her, and place my left arm around her waist and pull her into me and we kiss passionately. I pull back and look her in the eyes, and then we kiss again.

There's a little bench by the entry to the hallway, so I push her down on it and sit beside her and we continue making out.

The pants she's wearing, I'm not certain what material it is, but its smooth and feels good when I rub her thighs. I can feel the muscles in the back of her legs.

When I start rubbing her pussy through her pants she gasps and starts shaking. Must be sensitive down there.

This goes on for a couple minutes, and I figure I'm just going to fuck her so I go for the button on her pants and NOPE. She tells me we need to get back, she has a meeting at 1:00 and she HAS TO go to it.

Well, shit.

So I casually say ok and she kisses me one last time and says "I am SO FUCKING WET though..."

Then, this causes me to push again. I pull her into me and kiss her again and she kisses me back. We're making out again. This time I try to just take her jacket off. She stops and gets up this time. Death knell.

I stand up with her and we kiss a couple more times, and she's like "ok, let's go" with a reluctant tone. We go out to her car, grab sandwiches on the way back, and then head back up.

She goes to her meeting, I finish everything around 230 and she's still not back from her meeting yet. I assume she had something else to do after, so I just leave and head back to my office.

At this point I figured I'd just let her just text me. I was pretty sure she would. Problem was, I waited three days and didn't hear shit! Haha.

So I texted her and we made plans for Sunday afternoon/evening:

Me: Hey Julie, we should try to grab some food or a couple drinks soon. Whaddya think... You down? :)

Her: Sometime would be nice

(WTF kind of noob resistance is this? I think she is dumb or clueless or both)

(...then later, before I texted her back)

Her: Lol I didn't offend you right?

Me: I don't get offended at things. You haven't gotten remotely close to offending me haha.

Her: Oh thank goodness lol. I'm sorry. Well let me know

Me: Haha what did you think offended me? I'm just curious..

Her: That I said sometime and not yes yes yes lol

(Hahahaha wtf?)

Me: Oh haha, naw you're fine :) Well, I could do Sunday afternoon/evening, but other than that we'll have to compare schedules.

Her: That works

(continue to handle logistics, etcetera)

So what's up with that... guess she thought she'd act all cool and aloof and then thought better of it.

But, I don't care because I'm good now. We're gonna meet up and grab drinks/appetizers at this new-ish microbrewery.

Sunday rolls around and I text her at 4 PM to make sure 6 is still gonna be ok or if she needs more time (anti-flake message, basically). She says we're good to go, and so I wait and then head that way and we meet outside and hug and head in and get a table.

I might have been able to swing just inviting her straight over to my place, but I didn't want to introduce any unnecessary risk so I just opted to have the date in public and then pull her home after.

We sit and drink and talk about how our weekend(s) went and other dumb shit like that. There's not much informational conversation going on about ourselves, since I covered quite a lot of that type of stuff already since we'd already had a good 6+ hours of face time at this point.

She starts talking about how we made out at her house and how turned on she was. I fuck her with my eyes a bit and can tell she's excited.

There's not much more to this, honestly. Like I'd said there's not a whole lot to deep-dive her on at this point. I'll just fast-forward a bit to the more interesting parts.

We finish 3 drinks and appetizers and it's only 7:30, so I tell her we should go watch a movie at my place.

"Ok sure!"

She follows me in her car to my house and we go inside, take shoes off, use the bathroom (her first, so she can get comfortable while I am in there). I come out of the bathroom and ask her what she wants to drink. She doesn't want anything. I tell her I am going to get her a water anyway, and she doesn't have to drink it if she doesn't want to.

I come back, sit down with two bottled waters, place them on the table and sit down next to her and neither one of us really waste any time. I'm pretty sure we both know that we're going to fuck, so we just kind of turned toward one another and started making out immediately.

The following is great. I make her work for the dick. I was purely experimenting here, but it happened to work well.

I lay back on the couch and pull her on top of me. We kiss and make out very slow and sensually for a few minutes, but I don't try to escalate things at all.

After four or five minutes of making out, I pull my shirt off. Then just resume kissing her and licking her neck. She's on top of me, straddling me, grinding herself into my crotch.

When I took my shirt off, we started kissing again and this crazy idea popped into my head that I wanted to see if I could get her to escalate on me, since I had pulled her on top of me. Sure enough, after a minute or two she took her shirt off. Went back to kissing me for another couple of minutes, then took her bra off and went back to kissing me for a bit. Then, finally she starts undoing my belt/pants.

This is awesome. I have the girl escalating physically on me, completely. I'm doing basically nothing to move the interaction toward penetrative sex at this point.

She takes out my dick and gives me the sloppiest fucking blow job I've ever had. She spit and slobbered all over it to the point that she had saliva running down her chin onto her tits and down my balls and the inside of my leg. I think she watches porn, yeah? Haha

Eventually she takes her bottoms off and gets on top of me and puts my cock inside of her and proceeds to ride me.

At this point I've successfully completed my little "experiment" (having her escalate from kissing to oral sex to penetrative sex on me without doing, well, pretty much ANYTHING AT ALL). I wanted to see just how far she would go. I think I sort of knew in the back of my mind just how turned on she was, and could sense that she'd move things along if I didn't.

We eventually moved to my bed since the couch got uncomfortable after a while. She actually made me stop fucking her a few times because she's over-sensitive. I'd stop and her legs would continue to shake and quiver for what seemed like several minutes each time.

Pretty cool, though. I'll probably try this again at some point. It's all about getting her turned on, getting her on top of you, getting her turned on EVEN MORE, and then just laying back and letting her take control. Pulling her on top of you frames her as taking initiative, I think, and if you guide her subtlety from there you're good to go.


J.J.
 

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That's awesome, the lunch that almost turned into sex would have been a perfect script for a porno.

Maybe the token resistence was due to the fact that she works in IT, and that she isn't THAT socially calibrated. So at one point in her life she was just a cute little nerd and then she got REALLY hot.
 

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Well I guess this comment didn't hold much weight to it now did it?

I think that's like what LR#26 or some shit?

Lol give it rest man, I'm trying to out do you over here!

;)
 

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Smooth and charming like always JJ. ;)
 

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You can stop showing off now, JJ ;)

Now, that sloppy blowjob sounds like a dream, mang. Really good shit.

Sounds like she could be a fun FWB.

Loved the Spezzatura, too. You literally treated your dick like a trophy and it worked.

Boss as usual,

- Hector
 

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@brum,

brum said:
That's awesome, the lunch that almost turned into sex would have been a perfect script for a porno.

I thought the same thing! I was pretty disappointed that it didn't go down like that, actually.



@Rob / Hector,

Mr.Rob said:
Well I guess this comment didn't hold much weight to it now did it?

Anatman said:
You can stop showing off now, JJ ;)

Well I can't help it... I was raped. ;)



@007 / Smith,

Thanks, gents! :)



J.J.
 

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Awesome, J. I recently took the time to go back and read all of your LRs. Really great shit, keep it up ;)
 

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NarrowJ said:
This crazy idea popped into my head that I wanted to see if I could get her to escalate on me [...] I have the girl escalating physically on me, completely. I'm doing basically nothing to move the interaction toward penetrative sex at this point.
There's the Law of Least Effort in action!

So how big is she? If future girls are the right size you could continue this experiment... every time you're ready sexually escalate you could pick them up and put them on/over to see what they do.

Then if they seem unsure or hesitant you could say "don't you know what to do?" =D
 

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Big Daddy said:
Awesome, J. I recently took the time to go back and read all of your LRs. Really great shit, keep it up ;)

Haha, the weird thing about writing field reports is that sometimes I will even go back and re-read many of my own for just nostalgic purposes. :p


Explosive Results said:
So how big is she? If future girls are the right size you could continue this experiment... every time you're ready sexually escalate you could pick them up and put them on/over to see what they do.

She wasn't super tiny. She's 5'6" and pretty slender... would guess her around 125 lbs? I didn't really pick her up or anything, just pulled her forward on top of me, basically. I'd tend to think this is something you could try with any girl, unless she is just adamant about not wanting to be forcibly pulled on top of you.


Explosive Results said:
Then if they seem unsure or hesitant you could say "don't you know what to do?" =D

Haha I like that, ER! Actually, something I like to do AFTER we've starting having penetrative sex (and the girl is on top of me, riding me) I like to whisper in her ear: "I bet you can't make me cum..." and then they usually go all buckwild and shit. ;)


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I really enjoyed reading this report, J.J.

Like brum said earlier in this thread, I too have the feeling she's just less socially adroit than what we've come to expect from women. Personally, I think she felt a little embarrassed over how into you she really was, and this was just her way of coping. I love how you craftily plowed right through your own misgivings—what bold men do.

NarrowJ said:
Asks me if she can bring me some food or anything...
and had brought me a melon powerade when she got back around 3. I didn't ask for it, ...

She's doing a lot of investing here. I would have been extremely confident of her attraction to me at this point.

Her: I want to be up front with you, I am not looking for anything serious. Just want to put that out there.
...
Me: I'm cool with that Julie, don't worry... I'm not gonna try and wife you up ;)

Her: Haha good. A lot of guys are put off or confused by that. I just have a really demanding career and I really don't plan on staying here in Central Illinois!

Me: No worries, were on the same page. Honestly, I'd kind of rather wait and just grab drinks maybe later next week, just you and me. It'd be easier to get to know each other that way, I think. Less distractions.
You communicated that you're a Secret Society guy just perfectly, standing out from the majority of men she meets.

(She's sending me longer texts, so I don't feel out of place here doing the same. And then.....)
More investing on her part, which you are rewarding.

Her: Oh yeah? You think it'll be easier to have sex with me that way.

(OMGWTF. Shit test from hell!)

Me: Awful forward of you haha. You already thinking about that, are you?

Her: Lol! Mayyyyyybe ;) We will have to find out. Just lemme know if you can't make it.

Me: Hahaha. For sure, I'll shoot you a text here in a couple hours n let you know.

Her: Sounds good :)

Whoa. So hey, I'm obviously not going to meet up with her that night when I have to go back there on Monday to finish working on their stuff. I don't know what she's thinking, that's a horrible idea if things don't go well.

So I just shot her a text about 7 telling her I couldn't make it but would like to meet up later next week, but don't go getting any ideas (and a winky face to make it playful).

You tease her just the right way in the face of her shit test. She's also thinking that if you go out with her and her friends, she might get to see how much of a 'nice guy' you could be—just another shit test on top of her awkward text. I like the way you handled both—learning a lot from how you do things here, J.J.

So is this chick just really really into me, or does this all smell kinda funny to you guys at this point too?
I think she's just more socially awkward than the average woman—isn't it fun to have the upper hand in that regard once in a while? hehe

Her: Although sneaking around with you sounds pretty hot...

(I swivel the chair I'm sitting in around slowly and look up at her)

Me: Let's go.

Her: ....

(I stand up)

Me: Come on...

Her: Oooooookay
I absolutely love you're dialogue with her here—quintessential James Bond seduction technique. In fact, you're last line, "Come on..." rang the voice of Daniel Craig in my ear—exactly what Bond tells Vesper just after he's won the poker game.

At this point I figured I'd just let her just text me. I was pretty sure she would. Problem was, I waited three days and didn't hear shit! Haha.

So I texted her and we made plans for Sunday afternoon/evening:
I like how you took the risk of chasing her by sending that text. She was probably all full of doubt over how close you came to sex, worried both that she had been too 'easy', and that she had not gone all the way with you right then and there. Given that she clearly liked you a lot, your text calmed her worries on both counts and reassured her. It's not really chasing if you're genuinely compassionate.

Me: Hey Julie, we should try to grab some food or a couple drinks soon. Whaddya think... You down? :)

Her: Sometime would be nice

(WTF kind of noob resistance is this? I think she is dumb or clueless or both)
My opinion: she's clueless and cute—wish I could meet more women like that, haha

The following is great. I make her work for the dick. I was purely experimenting here, but it happened to work well.
...
Pretty cool, though. I'll probably try this again at some point. It's all about getting her turned on, getting her on top of you, getting her turned on EVEN MORE, and then just laying back and letting her take control. Pulling her on top of you frames her as taking initiative, I think, and if you guide her subtlety from there you're good to go.


J.J.

This is one of the greatest aspects of seduction, in my opinion: unleashing female lust. From the first eye fuck to the last penetrative burst of orgasm, she chases you to the bittersweet end!

I learned a lot from this report J.J.

Please, keep them a coming!

Cheers,

-M
 

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Hey, thanks Mischief!

By the way, who is the dude in your avatar pic?



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Tom Hiddleston as Loki, the God of Mischief in Norse mythology. Very cool guy to emulate a seduction style from in the Avenger's and Thor movies.
 

NarrowJ

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Ahhh yes, knew that old boy looked familiar. I don't get into the superhero movies, really. Have seen a few of them and enjoyed the ones I did take the time to watch.


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