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Are you bothering my sister?

starlord

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Thought I would share a funny story, since you guys are helping out with my ex issue.

Try this when you guys if you are out and see a hot girl getting picked on, it's pretty funny.

I was out at a bar the other night and I saw this hot latina completely surrounded by 4-5 guys trying to hit on her. I swooped in, put my arm around her neck, looked the other dudes firmly in the eye and asked if they we're bothering my little sister. I looked at the girl, winked and asked her while pointing at the other guys if any of them were bothering her. The guys took a step back slightly confused, one of them spoke up and said "Is that really your sister?". I shot back "Does she look like my sister?" (I am white this girl, was clearly not my sister haha) "Listen if any of you mess with her, you'll be sorry, I'm watching yall, ok have fun little sis".

As I walked to the bar to grab a beer I turned around and saw all the guys walk away from her. The girl and her other friends came up to me a little while later thanking me and we hung out the rest of the night. I ran into one of the guys later in the night at the bar and he asked me "dude, was that REALLY your sister?" I laughed at him told him of course that wasn't my sister. He laughed and gave me a "hail to the master" bow.
 

Eternity

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Should've said said why you bothering my girlfriend instead. Led her away to a empty table, deep dived, screened her for DTF status and bounce. No point in being a white knight, does you and her a disservice. Leave that for the thirsty betas.
 

starlord

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Haha, I was just having fun Mr. Pickup Terminator Robot.

But yes if your goal is to robosmash, your logic is sound.
 

Mr.Rob

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starlord said:
Mr. Pickup Terminator Robot.
Haha LOL that's funny. I think I fall into that category sometimes. The effect of immersing yourself into PU culture/practice for extended periods of time you turn into "Gotta get the LR!". Funny thing is I don't even have a high sex drive, I just like pimping.

I like your style starlord. Speaking of being Mr. Pickup Terminator you should post a LR the next time you hit bangtown USA (or wherever the fuck your from) i'd like to see your style in action, you seem like a smooth/ballsy cat
 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

JimmyB

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haha that's great. I'll have to try it some time.
 
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