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Unfortunately that's exactly what happened... condom broke two seconds before I cum and then bow chicka wow wan waaaaaaaaa :/.
Got her the morning after pill (called plan B) so hopefully that'll prevent shit from escalating...
Lol how much would it suck to have an accidental kid with a rando commando you weren't planning to see more than once?
Anyway I digress... this was probably the easiest lay of my life, almost to the point that it was too easy and I felt like I didn't really earn it. However I've been hitting the venues hard for the past 5 weeks so I guess that makes up for it.
I wasn't in the mood to go out last night and even went to sleep but woke up around midnight to go out. I was sooo tired when I woke up I was really close to just hitting snooze and keep sleeping.
But I went out anyway.
Got to the club, went to the piano bar section of the venue (6 bars in one venue) and sat down next to a young Asian girl who was ordering a beer that appeared to be by herself. I didn't get a great look at her and I didn't think she was all that hot at first but I simply asked how her night was going, in which we got into some brief small talk.
I talk to her some more and find out she's a foreign exchange student that will be leaving soon back to Korea, her home country. She got tired of dancing with her friends in the main club and came to the piano bar to chill and drink beer with a high alcohol content by herself... ding ding ding we have a winner.
After hearing this I banter a little bit and move her to a more comfortable/secluded part of the bar, and she starts escalating physically on me before I her, mostly touching my leg and what not.
I deep dive her, tease her on her accent, make her say funny American words she doesn't know the meaning to, and talk about some things I find funny (I talked about my career as being a "pipe layer" and how I lay hard and long pipes into prepared holes... she thought I was dead serious and asked me some questions about it).
I then moved her out of that particular bar to a different bar in the same venue. It's the outside portion and there aren't that many people out and about. I pick her up, push her against a wall, get really close to her so she thinks I'm going to kiss her but then pull away.
I can tell she's into me so I take her out of the venue to my car with some stupid excuses (let's listen to the radio!).
We get in my car. She starts telling me how she can't leave her friends and whatnot which I think I handled wrong because I let her go back into the venue to talk to them, they of course cock blocked the shit out of me, and took her away back out of the venue.
I was sort of happy because I was in the main club and there were all these waaayyyy hotter dressed up girls that weren't Asian (nothing against Asians but not my style preferably) but I knew this was in the bag if I could get her away from her friends and deemed it better to hit the easy lay up and score than take the more score-able 3 pointer and miss.
So I left the venue again went out and her friend was this little uptight fellow Asian girl talking fast as fuck in Korean I guess. I approached the two of them and jokingly asked the cockblocking friend to stop harassing her. The cockblocking friends amazingly enough got flustered and left off in a hurry (that was easier than expected). I think she was mostly jealous.
Anyway my girl wanted to go "make things right" because she felt bad. I told her to not feel bad, her friends just jealous, and live life how you want to and then I lead her strongly to my car and changed the subject to something fun and engaging to get her mind off of her friend.
I then cranked the car up and promised to show her my pet dog at my house. My house is about 30 minutes away from the club but she didn't put up much resistance and trusted me quite a bit.
Anyway I get to the house, bring her to my room, put on some melodramatic music (Halo by Beyoncé), and start escalating.
She throws up this really lame resistance in which we're under the covers and I'm escalating and she says she's tired and when I talk or go to escalate again she starts shhhssshing me.
This was some low hanging fruit. Not the hottest girl but I'm about lowering my standards to get reference points. However I chose to enjoy the low hanging fruit, let it dribble down my chin and on my shirt and am now 2 lays away from hitting the double digits. My goal is to lay two more girls by the end of the year, thus doubling the # of girls I laid in 2013 (which was 3 in 2013).
Anyway had some fun here. Definitely glad I went out and pimped it rather than continue sleeping. Hopefully she took her morning after pill correctly and won't get preggers.
Keep it pimpin gents! Talk to you all soon!
-Rob
Got her the morning after pill (called plan B) so hopefully that'll prevent shit from escalating...
Lol how much would it suck to have an accidental kid with a rando commando you weren't planning to see more than once?
Anyway I digress... this was probably the easiest lay of my life, almost to the point that it was too easy and I felt like I didn't really earn it. However I've been hitting the venues hard for the past 5 weeks so I guess that makes up for it.
I wasn't in the mood to go out last night and even went to sleep but woke up around midnight to go out. I was sooo tired when I woke up I was really close to just hitting snooze and keep sleeping.
But I went out anyway.
Got to the club, went to the piano bar section of the venue (6 bars in one venue) and sat down next to a young Asian girl who was ordering a beer that appeared to be by herself. I didn't get a great look at her and I didn't think she was all that hot at first but I simply asked how her night was going, in which we got into some brief small talk.
I talk to her some more and find out she's a foreign exchange student that will be leaving soon back to Korea, her home country. She got tired of dancing with her friends in the main club and came to the piano bar to chill and drink beer with a high alcohol content by herself... ding ding ding we have a winner.
After hearing this I banter a little bit and move her to a more comfortable/secluded part of the bar, and she starts escalating physically on me before I her, mostly touching my leg and what not.
I deep dive her, tease her on her accent, make her say funny American words she doesn't know the meaning to, and talk about some things I find funny (I talked about my career as being a "pipe layer" and how I lay hard and long pipes into prepared holes... she thought I was dead serious and asked me some questions about it).
I then moved her out of that particular bar to a different bar in the same venue. It's the outside portion and there aren't that many people out and about. I pick her up, push her against a wall, get really close to her so she thinks I'm going to kiss her but then pull away.
I can tell she's into me so I take her out of the venue to my car with some stupid excuses (let's listen to the radio!).
We get in my car. She starts telling me how she can't leave her friends and whatnot which I think I handled wrong because I let her go back into the venue to talk to them, they of course cock blocked the shit out of me, and took her away back out of the venue.
I was sort of happy because I was in the main club and there were all these waaayyyy hotter dressed up girls that weren't Asian (nothing against Asians but not my style preferably) but I knew this was in the bag if I could get her away from her friends and deemed it better to hit the easy lay up and score than take the more score-able 3 pointer and miss.
So I left the venue again went out and her friend was this little uptight fellow Asian girl talking fast as fuck in Korean I guess. I approached the two of them and jokingly asked the cockblocking friend to stop harassing her. The cockblocking friends amazingly enough got flustered and left off in a hurry (that was easier than expected). I think she was mostly jealous.
Anyway my girl wanted to go "make things right" because she felt bad. I told her to not feel bad, her friends just jealous, and live life how you want to and then I lead her strongly to my car and changed the subject to something fun and engaging to get her mind off of her friend.
I then cranked the car up and promised to show her my pet dog at my house. My house is about 30 minutes away from the club but she didn't put up much resistance and trusted me quite a bit.
Anyway I get to the house, bring her to my room, put on some melodramatic music (Halo by Beyoncé), and start escalating.
She throws up this really lame resistance in which we're under the covers and I'm escalating and she says she's tired and when I talk or go to escalate again she starts shhhssshing me.
After I say this she submits completely and stops doing it. I attack her aggressively, keep escalating, and boom hit bangtown USA baby... and then the condom breaks and a massive pile of cum is on her pussy. Lol fuck. She was one of the Asian girls that don't shave their pussy so it was like all in her pubes and nasty lol.
This was some low hanging fruit. Not the hottest girl but I'm about lowering my standards to get reference points. However I chose to enjoy the low hanging fruit, let it dribble down my chin and on my shirt and am now 2 lays away from hitting the double digits. My goal is to lay two more girls by the end of the year, thus doubling the # of girls I laid in 2013 (which was 3 in 2013).
Anyway had some fun here. Definitely glad I went out and pimped it rather than continue sleeping. Hopefully she took her morning after pill correctly and won't get preggers.
Keep it pimpin gents! Talk to you all soon!
-Rob
