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It finally came... no pun intended. Lol
No it's been 4 months since I've gotten laid and the dry spell has come to an end (briefly I should say). I've been approaching 10-20 girls (a lot in my small town) every week for the past 4 months and really working on getting my vibe/spontaneity/self amusement/irreverence down to a higher level and I think I showed myself I did just that today.
Since the last time I got laid I've come close to bedding 4-5 girls since then and have managed to bring 2 to my house but not ending in sex.
This is the youngest girl I've ever had sex with and the first girl that was actually younger than I (18).
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The Meet
First of all right before I met this girl I asked Gentle_Phrases to give me a pickup line and he said go indirect and ask a girl suntanning where the private beach is because I want to "hang out" (a sexual reference to letting your junk hang on a private "nude" beach).
The first 3 girls I approached today went to shit and I had some really chode lame conversations (G_P similar to the one in the exercise today lol) talking about the weather and other stupid non relevant shit.
I felt like today was going to be a go nowhere slog day but of course I persist.
See girl suntanning by herself and go approach with the opener G_P gave me to use.
She's really little and petite, cute face, blonde hair, and a nice shapely gymnyst ass (my favorite feature of her).
She didn't get the humor of the opener, but we ended up small talking for a bit and then exchanging names and whatnot. The initial conversation was pretty trite but she was contributing.
She soon told me she was kind of a weird girl (uh oh now I know why were getting along so well). So I investigate this and tease her a bit.
I soon got her to stand up and invest more. She showed me her nonexistent belly button (kind of weird it was just a little indent with perfectly smooth features. I got in her space and touched it (this was within 5 min of saying "hi"). I soon proceeded to get more physical (hand hold, putting arm around her, hug, picking her up and throwing her over my shoulder and walking down the beach with her).
I've been liking RSD's shit lately and especially when they talk about establishing a "man to woman" frame as opposed to a "friend to friend" one.
The idea is, and I quote, that
The coolest sexual reference (swagger jacked from JulienRSD): She had just talked about how "nice" she was so I figured I'd give her the nice test (just made that up out of nowhere)
Now I don't actually know if having sex with a guy thanking god for giving him a place to dispose of his semen is actually a "nice" gesture or not but either way I just sexualized the interaction more and made it almost impossible for her to see me on a friend to friend basis.
This all happened within 15 min. of meeting her.
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Moving her
I'm trying to debate as to if I should just bring her into the ocean and fuck her or my car.
On one hand she's very hesitant to come with me (keeps saying I'm going to kidnap her and rape her and shit) so I'm thinking that the ocean would be a good option (I can't kidnap her in the ocean).
When I suggest we go for a swim she freaks out and says there are jelly fish... funsucker right? This girl was like a little princess that "gets her way" and I was going to show her different.
I blow past her retarded token resistance to move with me in a public place and now I'm leading her to my car. I can tell she's uncomfortable with the idea so I just get her close to my car and get some money and then take her to a shop to get a drink (for me). We banter, joke, and deep dive along the way.
Idk if it's me or just young girls but she didn't ask hardly any questions to get to know me. I find it hard (being 20) to relate to women my age or below (no depth) and was surprised at how the conversation was flowing (I also should note that I didn't really like her that much as she's the "princesscey" type).
Whateves just treat her like a dog and she's all over me... literally she spoke Spanish a bit and I kept yelling "perro" (dog) at her.
She thought I was an asshole =). Such a compliment since only a year and 1/2 ago I was a nice guy.
Attempt to get her to secluded spot... fail
We get back to my car and my plan is to get her to drive with me to a secluded beach and then fuck her there.
She won't come in the car but will sit on the ground next to it. Lol.
She starts talking about a rumor about her that she's a slut.
I tell her my theory on sluts (coming from caveman perspective... seduction community loves the caveman metaphors) and how it's all social status jockeying and social conditioning to keep society orderly. She finds the caveman part humorous.
I pick her up in the air and pretend I'm a retarded beta caveman and tell her that's all she would get if she was a cavewoman.
I then slap her ass in public... I think I'm an icy pimp.
She says she wants to be put down and I throw her on the hood of my car and get on top of her.
People walk by stare and talk shit. I laugh while my erection grows bigger in public (all I have on is a light bathing suit). She tells passerby's that were having sex on top of my car.
I realize I can't actually fuck her in broad daylight on the hood of my car and back off. I'm now standing in public with a raging boner and can't hide it to save my life.
I hide in my car and fix my junk while she talks about some bullshit.
Her state crests and falls back down after that rather dramatic spike and is putting up resistance again to be with me.
It gets so bad that she's texting with a really bored indifferent facial expression.
I'm sad my erection is gone.
She was really close to being on the verge of saying "well it was nice meeting you" (you know that awkward shitty vibe that feels like things have totally come to an end) but out of nowhere I find my million dollar mouthpiece and start blabbering away about some bullshit that distracts her and gets her back into the moment.
I persist to get her to come in the car with me (I give her my keys and tell her to chauffeur me around) but she won't budge.
She then complains she's hungry and that she will probably leave soon.
I find out her favorite food (Mexican) and tell her I have an awesome Mexican place next to my house we can eat at.
She agrees and we leave the beach to go to the Mexican place. (whew that was close)
Dinner and new information
We get to the Mexican place and order food to go. (she wanted to eat there but I lied and told her that they prepare it faster if you get it to go... my plan was to eat at my house and then we'd be wayyyy closer to a place to escalate so I justify my fib as so)
We take food back to my place and eat outside at the park next to my house.
She brings up her boyfriend... he lives in southern California and they hardly get to see each other. She complains about this.
She also talks about how if she's with a guy she likes getting flowers and chocolate and being put on a pedastool.
She then talks about how her boyfriend gives her GIANT bouquets of flowers and boxes of chocolates every month on their "anniversary" date... they've been dating 5 months.
I laugh very loud inside my head.
I can imagine some chode far off thinking about his little cherish/sweetheart and how much of a princess and pristine girl he was able to land.
Meanwhile I'm treating this same girl like a stray dog I found on the side of the road that I have decided to take pity on...
He gives her chocolates, love notes, and bouquets of flowers (barf). I give her a hard cock to suck on... I think I win.
Honestly though my heart goes out to this guy and if I got the chance to talk to him I'd lead him straight to girlschase so he can stop being such a chode.
Though as much as my heart bleeds for this weenie male, my dick bulges even more for his bitch.
Golfcourse
After dinner I take her on a walk on the golf course (I live on a golf course) and get some really sexual conversation going.
The gist of it is that I'm being really ridiculous in my conversation to the point where I'm saying really serious sounding words in a dramatic way but I'm obviously joking.
A choice example was right after she told me she likes guys to tell her how amazing her eyes look.
I hold her tight and romantically and gaze deep into her eyes.
I then lead her under a tree (it's nighttime at this point) and throw her on the ground. She seems to like this. I kneel over her, put my hands around her throat (as if I were about to choke her), and tell her I'm Darth Vadar. She asks wtf I'm doing and I rationalize and tell her that choking is sexy and that all the "cool" people are doing it.
I then look her deep in her eyes (whilst still gripping her little neck) and tell her I want her to suck my dick right here under the stars.
She yells "No! I'm not going to suck your dick! We're not having sex!"
Me: I would never have sex with you were just joking around like good friends
I go for makeout. She resists.
Her: If I makeout with you then I'll have given in
Me: Nothing matters life is a ride on a rock and then you die
I then give her a raspberry on her boob and then start sucking her neck.
Her: We're being bad! We just met!
Me: We're just joking around it's not like any of this is serious. We're like actors in a movie.
Girl destroys part of my soul
So she keeps resisting and then out of nowhere "Wait!" she gets up and does the unspeakable.
This little girl gets up walks two steps away and BELCHES! She lets out a manly disgusting belch that I think would intimidate Jethro. I'm devastated.
I then contemplate driving her ass back home right then and there because my dick practically deflated after that like a in into a balloon.
Then I thought "Power of Now!" (Eghart Tolle on living in the present moment.. and not the past moment of the belch). Must improve pimp skills! Do it for the game! Lol
My house
Anyway she tells me she has to go soon and I tell her about my sex closet (also a lie, but the way I said it I'm sure she could see I was being sarcastic) and she says she wants to see it.
We walk back to my house and go inside.
There is a knife on the kitchen counter and she asks if I'm going to rape/kill her (jokingly). I tell her that indeed I am and then I'm going to fuck her corpse. She thinks this is hilarious (still scratching my head here).
She then divulges more new info I'd rather not have known and tells me (I kid you fucking not and can't make this shit up) that she lost her virginity by getting raped... Like what was the purpose of her telling me this right before I go fuck her?
I practically ignore what she just said since she looked like she was about to cry at the memory of it and I quickly snap her into the present moment.
We go back to my room, put on music, and she comments on how awesome my bed is.
I walk into the bathroom and she follows (I have a big walk in bathroom).
She was a premature baby and is really tiny and in the mirror she makes me look like the hulk... I feel cool looking at my sexy body.
I then start to message her back and bend her over the sink and yank her shorts down and put my boner on her ass (she still has a bikini bottom on).
The music stops so I go fix it. When I return she has her pants back on and tells me were not going to have sex. I agree that it would be a bad idea and tell her I just want to practice my message skills.
I lay her facedown on the bed and begin to massage her back to the beat of the music. I actually get really into giving her a good message and she tells me on a scale of 1-10 I'm a 9 in ability to give a message. For some reason I always get told by women I get 9 out of 10 and I swear I've never had any lesson or know how on giving a message. As a result I always feel like they're patronizing me.
Whatever.
Anyway I'm messaging her back and occasionally get close and breathe down the small of her neck. I can hear here breathe rate increase heavily when I do this. I then suck her neck a bit and her eyes roll back into her head.
I have a raging boner once again and take her hands and put them on my shaft. She likes this and starts messaging my dick through my pants.
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I lead her to take off my clothes, suck my chest/neck, and suck my dick.
I then yank her pants and panties off and find she's like wet as can be.
I then do a gangster ass move. Are you ready for this shit?!!!
I need to get a condom on whilst keeping her in the moment and not getting logical.
I tell her to suck my neck, I finger her with one hand, tell her this is sooo hot, take condom with other hand, rip it open with my teeth, pull condom out with my teeth, tell her to suck my neck harder/better (too keep her focused on that and not my awkward movements), make sure condom is right side up (trampoline baby), slide condom on my shaft, get rid of air bubble, grab her face, manhandle kiss, and then jam cock in pussy all in one semi-smooth motion.
Hahaha.
The rest is history.
As a funny side note we weren't talking at all while fucking and then out of nowhere she yells "Fuck me like the little whore that I AM!!!". I've never had a girl tell me that in such serious way and especially since we hadn't said one word during sex. I about busted out laughing but contained myself.
I then started calling her my "little slut" for the remaining time fucking.
Aftermath
Like I said in the beginning I never really liked this girl all that much so I decided that I wasn't going to ask for her number, because then I figured I'd be tempted to get into a FWB relationship with her and that could potentially sap all motivation to learn PU.
However I think by not asking for her number (I think she was too intimidated to ask for mine/ fear of getting rejected) I might have sent her into auto rejection (if that's possible after you have sex) and I think she might have judged herself for sleeping with me and me not even getting her number...
I feel bad because I don't judge her I think it's all good and she's a cool girl (I don't like her).
Perhaps next time I'll take the number just to give a ping in the morning "enjoyed you last night hope your not to sore... see you around
" just so she doesn't feel like a cum disposal.
Anyway other than that shits gravy and am about to go out and do some more approaches!
Hope you guys enjoyed the story!
Keep it pimpin gents!
-Rob
No it's been 4 months since I've gotten laid and the dry spell has come to an end (briefly I should say). I've been approaching 10-20 girls (a lot in my small town) every week for the past 4 months and really working on getting my vibe/spontaneity/self amusement/irreverence down to a higher level and I think I showed myself I did just that today.
Since the last time I got laid I've come close to bedding 4-5 girls since then and have managed to bring 2 to my house but not ending in sex.
This is the youngest girl I've ever had sex with and the first girl that was actually younger than I (18).
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The Meet
First of all right before I met this girl I asked Gentle_Phrases to give me a pickup line and he said go indirect and ask a girl suntanning where the private beach is because I want to "hang out" (a sexual reference to letting your junk hang on a private "nude" beach).
The first 3 girls I approached today went to shit and I had some really chode lame conversations (G_P similar to the one in the exercise today lol) talking about the weather and other stupid non relevant shit.
I felt like today was going to be a go nowhere slog day but of course I persist.
See girl suntanning by herself and go approach with the opener G_P gave me to use.
She's really little and petite, cute face, blonde hair, and a nice shapely gymnyst ass (my favorite feature of her).
She didn't get the humor of the opener, but we ended up small talking for a bit and then exchanging names and whatnot. The initial conversation was pretty trite but she was contributing.
She soon told me she was kind of a weird girl (uh oh now I know why were getting along so well). So I investigate this and tease her a bit.
I soon got her to stand up and invest more. She showed me her nonexistent belly button (kind of weird it was just a little indent with perfectly smooth features. I got in her space and touched it (this was within 5 min of saying "hi"). I soon proceeded to get more physical (hand hold, putting arm around her, hug, picking her up and throwing her over my shoulder and walking down the beach with her).
I've been liking RSD's shit lately and especially when they talk about establishing a "man to woman" frame as opposed to a "friend to friend" one.
The idea is, and I quote, that
I definitely managed to do this through physical escalation, eye contact, and sexual references.
The coolest sexual reference (swagger jacked from JulienRSD): She had just talked about how "nice" she was so I figured I'd give her the nice test (just made that up out of nowhere)
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner here!
Now I don't actually know if having sex with a guy thanking god for giving him a place to dispose of his semen is actually a "nice" gesture or not but either way I just sexualized the interaction more and made it almost impossible for her to see me on a friend to friend basis.
This all happened within 15 min. of meeting her.
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Moving her
I'm trying to debate as to if I should just bring her into the ocean and fuck her or my car.
On one hand she's very hesitant to come with me (keeps saying I'm going to kidnap her and rape her and shit) so I'm thinking that the ocean would be a good option (I can't kidnap her in the ocean).
When I suggest we go for a swim she freaks out and says there are jelly fish... funsucker right? This girl was like a little princess that "gets her way" and I was going to show her different.
I blow past her retarded token resistance to move with me in a public place and now I'm leading her to my car. I can tell she's uncomfortable with the idea so I just get her close to my car and get some money and then take her to a shop to get a drink (for me). We banter, joke, and deep dive along the way.
Idk if it's me or just young girls but she didn't ask hardly any questions to get to know me. I find it hard (being 20) to relate to women my age or below (no depth) and was surprised at how the conversation was flowing (I also should note that I didn't really like her that much as she's the "princesscey" type).
Whateves just treat her like a dog and she's all over me... literally she spoke Spanish a bit and I kept yelling "perro" (dog) at her.
She thought I was an asshole =). Such a compliment since only a year and 1/2 ago I was a nice guy.
Attempt to get her to secluded spot... fail
We get back to my car and my plan is to get her to drive with me to a secluded beach and then fuck her there.
She won't come in the car but will sit on the ground next to it. Lol.
She starts talking about a rumor about her that she's a slut.
I tell her my theory on sluts (coming from caveman perspective... seduction community loves the caveman metaphors) and how it's all social status jockeying and social conditioning to keep society orderly. She finds the caveman part humorous.
I pick her up in the air and pretend I'm a retarded beta caveman and tell her that's all she would get if she was a cavewoman.
I then slap her ass in public... I think I'm an icy pimp.
She says she wants to be put down and I throw her on the hood of my car and get on top of her.
People walk by stare and talk shit. I laugh while my erection grows bigger in public (all I have on is a light bathing suit). She tells passerby's that were having sex on top of my car.
I realize I can't actually fuck her in broad daylight on the hood of my car and back off. I'm now standing in public with a raging boner and can't hide it to save my life.
I hide in my car and fix my junk while she talks about some bullshit.
Her state crests and falls back down after that rather dramatic spike and is putting up resistance again to be with me.
It gets so bad that she's texting with a really bored indifferent facial expression.
I'm sad my erection is gone.
She was really close to being on the verge of saying "well it was nice meeting you" (you know that awkward shitty vibe that feels like things have totally come to an end) but out of nowhere I find my million dollar mouthpiece and start blabbering away about some bullshit that distracts her and gets her back into the moment.
I persist to get her to come in the car with me (I give her my keys and tell her to chauffeur me around) but she won't budge.
She then complains she's hungry and that she will probably leave soon.
I find out her favorite food (Mexican) and tell her I have an awesome Mexican place next to my house we can eat at.
She agrees and we leave the beach to go to the Mexican place. (whew that was close)
Dinner and new information
We get to the Mexican place and order food to go. (she wanted to eat there but I lied and told her that they prepare it faster if you get it to go... my plan was to eat at my house and then we'd be wayyyy closer to a place to escalate so I justify my fib as so)
We take food back to my place and eat outside at the park next to my house.
She brings up her boyfriend... he lives in southern California and they hardly get to see each other. She complains about this.
She also talks about how if she's with a guy she likes getting flowers and chocolate and being put on a pedastool.
She then talks about how her boyfriend gives her GIANT bouquets of flowers and boxes of chocolates every month on their "anniversary" date... they've been dating 5 months.
I laugh very loud inside my head.
I can imagine some chode far off thinking about his little cherish/sweetheart and how much of a princess and pristine girl he was able to land.
Meanwhile I'm treating this same girl like a stray dog I found on the side of the road that I have decided to take pity on...
He gives her chocolates, love notes, and bouquets of flowers (barf). I give her a hard cock to suck on... I think I win.
Honestly though my heart goes out to this guy and if I got the chance to talk to him I'd lead him straight to girlschase so he can stop being such a chode.
Though as much as my heart bleeds for this weenie male, my dick bulges even more for his bitch.
Golfcourse
After dinner I take her on a walk on the golf course (I live on a golf course) and get some really sexual conversation going.
The gist of it is that I'm being really ridiculous in my conversation to the point where I'm saying really serious sounding words in a dramatic way but I'm obviously joking.
A choice example was right after she told me she likes guys to tell her how amazing her eyes look.
I hold her tight and romantically and gaze deep into her eyes.
Now I was totally joking here (I'm actually a "unorthodox" Christian believe it or not) but the point was to build extreme emotion and do a hard push/pull. Either way she eats it up.
I then lead her under a tree (it's nighttime at this point) and throw her on the ground. She seems to like this. I kneel over her, put my hands around her throat (as if I were about to choke her), and tell her I'm Darth Vadar. She asks wtf I'm doing and I rationalize and tell her that choking is sexy and that all the "cool" people are doing it.
I then look her deep in her eyes (whilst still gripping her little neck) and tell her I want her to suck my dick right here under the stars.
She yells "No! I'm not going to suck your dick! We're not having sex!"
Me: I would never have sex with you were just joking around like good friends
I go for makeout. She resists.
Her: If I makeout with you then I'll have given in
Me: Nothing matters life is a ride on a rock and then you die
I then give her a raspberry on her boob and then start sucking her neck.
Her: We're being bad! We just met!
Me: We're just joking around it's not like any of this is serious. We're like actors in a movie.
Girl destroys part of my soul
So she keeps resisting and then out of nowhere "Wait!" she gets up and does the unspeakable.
This little girl gets up walks two steps away and BELCHES! She lets out a manly disgusting belch that I think would intimidate Jethro. I'm devastated.
I then contemplate driving her ass back home right then and there because my dick practically deflated after that like a in into a balloon.
Then I thought "Power of Now!" (Eghart Tolle on living in the present moment.. and not the past moment of the belch). Must improve pimp skills! Do it for the game! Lol
My house
Anyway she tells me she has to go soon and I tell her about my sex closet (also a lie, but the way I said it I'm sure she could see I was being sarcastic) and she says she wants to see it.
We walk back to my house and go inside.
There is a knife on the kitchen counter and she asks if I'm going to rape/kill her (jokingly). I tell her that indeed I am and then I'm going to fuck her corpse. She thinks this is hilarious (still scratching my head here).
She then divulges more new info I'd rather not have known and tells me (I kid you fucking not and can't make this shit up) that she lost her virginity by getting raped... Like what was the purpose of her telling me this right before I go fuck her?
I practically ignore what she just said since she looked like she was about to cry at the memory of it and I quickly snap her into the present moment.
We go back to my room, put on music, and she comments on how awesome my bed is.
I walk into the bathroom and she follows (I have a big walk in bathroom).
She was a premature baby and is really tiny and in the mirror she makes me look like the hulk... I feel cool looking at my sexy body.
I then start to message her back and bend her over the sink and yank her shorts down and put my boner on her ass (she still has a bikini bottom on).
The music stops so I go fix it. When I return she has her pants back on and tells me were not going to have sex. I agree that it would be a bad idea and tell her I just want to practice my message skills.
I lay her facedown on the bed and begin to massage her back to the beat of the music. I actually get really into giving her a good message and she tells me on a scale of 1-10 I'm a 9 in ability to give a message. For some reason I always get told by women I get 9 out of 10 and I swear I've never had any lesson or know how on giving a message. As a result I always feel like they're patronizing me.
Whatever.
Anyway I'm messaging her back and occasionally get close and breathe down the small of her neck. I can hear here breathe rate increase heavily when I do this. I then suck her neck a bit and her eyes roll back into her head.
I have a raging boner once again and take her hands and put them on my shaft. She likes this and starts messaging my dick through my pants.
.
I lead her to take off my clothes, suck my chest/neck, and suck my dick.
I then yank her pants and panties off and find she's like wet as can be.
I then do a gangster ass move. Are you ready for this shit?!!!
I need to get a condom on whilst keeping her in the moment and not getting logical.
I tell her to suck my neck, I finger her with one hand, tell her this is sooo hot, take condom with other hand, rip it open with my teeth, pull condom out with my teeth, tell her to suck my neck harder/better (too keep her focused on that and not my awkward movements), make sure condom is right side up (trampoline baby), slide condom on my shaft, get rid of air bubble, grab her face, manhandle kiss, and then jam cock in pussy all in one semi-smooth motion.
Hahaha.
The rest is history.
As a funny side note we weren't talking at all while fucking and then out of nowhere she yells "Fuck me like the little whore that I AM!!!". I've never had a girl tell me that in such serious way and especially since we hadn't said one word during sex. I about busted out laughing but contained myself.
I then started calling her my "little slut" for the remaining time fucking.
Aftermath
Like I said in the beginning I never really liked this girl all that much so I decided that I wasn't going to ask for her number, because then I figured I'd be tempted to get into a FWB relationship with her and that could potentially sap all motivation to learn PU.
However I think by not asking for her number (I think she was too intimidated to ask for mine/ fear of getting rejected) I might have sent her into auto rejection (if that's possible after you have sex) and I think she might have judged herself for sleeping with me and me not even getting her number...
I feel bad because I don't judge her I think it's all good and she's a cool girl (I don't like her).
Perhaps next time I'll take the number just to give a ping in the morning "enjoyed you last night hope your not to sore... see you around
" just so she doesn't feel like a cum disposal.Anyway other than that shits gravy and am about to go out and do some more approaches!
Hope you guys enjoyed the story!
Keep it pimpin gents!
-Rob
