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This one happened a week ago. It was one of those nights where a big mirror was held up to my level of game. Due a lot of success with women lately I've been a lot more perceptive about women in general. And I am getting better at calibrating to an individual woman. For one, on this night I realised that attainability is my biggest issue. As men, our instinct is to continually pump our value and improve ourselves. At a certain point though, you don't adjust to your new changes until someone points it out. You've been walking around unrelatable with a kind of false self image. I'd say this is normal for guys who push themselves to make big improvements in quick succession.
Anyway, onto the night of the lay. I met a friend at a bar in this very "progressive" area of my city. My friend is pretty good once he gets talking to women, but he has trouble opening. He makes a good wingman anyhow. And this suburb is an interesting place to interact with women and people in general. Because it's kind of the feminist capital of my city you get people who seem very sexually open, but my instincts tell me that people there don't get much action. Like you get girls with dreadlocks dancing nearly naked who are just impossible to talk to.
We were drinking and I was going back and forth from the smoking area. I sat down in the only available spot. It was next to this girl who was in conversation with a mega creep. This guy didn't have a shirt on, very hippy. He looked like a homeless murderer and it was making everyone around uncomfortable. I said to me friend "I'm not sure if I should rescue her or not". We were having a laugh listening to their conversation. He was saying all this sex talk stuff in a really loud, high pitched voice. At some point I said to her "how do you two know each other?" and she gave me this "thank god" look and was touching my leg. I made a joke about nipple orgasms (don't ask me why, can't remember) and she says "you're so funny, I love you". So it would have been an effortless pull. I was just put off. Like, if she's even in an interaction with that guy, there's something wrong there.
I went around talking with some other people, it was getting late. I bumped into that girl again and was setting up to pull. It was late and I just wanted to get some ass and get out. And she was pretty cute. I said "I'm surprised you gave him the time of day." And then she goes into a weird autorejection rant. She said "Well I would have gone for you if I thought I'd get anywhere. But you're ridiculously good looking. He'll text me the next day and you won't. So bye." And then she ran off. I would've fixed this situation by stopping her and saying, "no that's not true at all, I like you" etc. but she just disappeared too quickly. I was surprised because she'd been telling me how close her place was, I thought it was on.
So unfortunately I was in the position of looking for another girl. I felt strange because I was thinking "am I acting too aloof?" and wondering why I was making girls feel that way. Because honestly it's not the first time this has happened. The thing is, I don't really see myself as above girls ever. I don't consider myself very good looking or smooth and I try to be very warm with women. But there you go.
As the bar was closing, I was in the smoking area. I pointed out these two blonde girls to my friend and said "I have a feeling that these two are our best bet. But I get a lesbian vibe". Turned out true. I engaged one of them by telling her I liked her hair. She was a 5'11" blonde with a slim body and glasses. She is stunning. I ask what she does and she says "that's such a boring question" so I pivot and say "then you should tell me about your passions." She likes this and we get to some juicy conversation. I initiate some touch by inspecting her tattoos. We talk a bit and I'm getting a good vibe. The bar closes and she asks me if I want to come to a house party nearby. I say, as long as I can bring my friend who is with me. She agrees and I conclude that I've got this one in the bag. We go to this party together and its basically some people sitting on couches in a basement smoking weed.
I've got some comfort with the blonde, she's sitting on my lap and keeps telling me I'm handsome and suave. She said something interesting "all your edges are smoothened." Her friend is also a 30 something blonde and I'm trying to work out how to get my friend some ass. The friend is with another guy already, but he is either drunk or drugged out of his mind. So I basically just shut him out of the picture. I tell the friend, "why are you wasting your time with him? He's on another planet." She says "yeah true", and then I tell my friend to come join us on the couch. The only available spot is next to the friend, so he sits next to her, and then its on.
Not long after, they invite us back to their house. My friend has his girlfriend at his house who is expecting him home, so he initially says no. But I persuade him "wouldn't it be awesome if we both pull together." And so we both say fuck it. They take us on a fucking hour long drive out to god knows where. But we're super happy, knowing we're both getting ass and they have the new Tool album playing for us.
We get back to their house, it's now daylight. They give us drinks but we both are tired and just want to get to bed and do the nasty. But those two are absolute hens and just won't stop talking. I mean they talked for about two hours about everything under the sun. Me and my friend didn't even get a word in. I learn that my woman is a 37 year old with a 15 year old son and a daughter. It's a bit uncomfortable for me to think about, I'm about to fuck someone's mum. Life is all about these special new experiences though, right?
Me and my friend are getting so tired of listening to them talking and we're both falling asleep. He is getting particularly anxious and he sends me a message saying that he wants to call an uber back home. So I realise I've got to do something. I just stand up and say, "I'm tired and I'm gonna have a shower." I start walking toward her shower and they get the message. I go and start showering and 5-10 minutes later I see her naked outside the shower. She comes in and I say "I thought you'd never stop talking". I kiss her neck while we shower and look at all her tattoos. She looks amazing naked, can't believe she is 37. She looks 30 at most. I tell her I'll wait for her on the bed.
She had said earlier in the night that good looking people are usually boring in bed, so I'm eager to prove her wrong. When we're on the bed, she tells me she was nervous to make a move on me. I ask why and she says "you know you're ridiculously good-looking right?". I tell her that I don't think that at all. She blows me, moaning while she does it. I pick her up and throw her down and rawdog her. She literally just says "good
" in an impressed tone. I'm grunting like an animal and she is going crazy for it. She keeps telling me I have a delicious cock while I pound her. Eventually I get tired (too drunk/tired to cum) and she falls asleep giving me a handjob.
I wake up two hours later to the friend walking in the room. Both her and my friend are standing outside the door and see us lying there naked. It's pretty funny to me. She says me and my mate have to leg it because the ex husband is a few minutes away. I rush out the door trying to get my shirt and boots on and our uber is already waiting. Me and my friend reminisce about our experiences and fist bump each other. We enjoy doing crazy shit like this. Apparently the friend had talked to him about my girl. She said that normally she would make moves on men quickly, but with me this is the most nervous she had been. Apparently because both of us were "gorgeous". Also, this woman is a bisexual. The week prior, she had gone to the local gay bar and eaten out a 10/10 girl in the bathroom. There you go, that's someone's mother!
Anyway, onto the night of the lay. I met a friend at a bar in this very "progressive" area of my city. My friend is pretty good once he gets talking to women, but he has trouble opening. He makes a good wingman anyhow. And this suburb is an interesting place to interact with women and people in general. Because it's kind of the feminist capital of my city you get people who seem very sexually open, but my instincts tell me that people there don't get much action. Like you get girls with dreadlocks dancing nearly naked who are just impossible to talk to.
We were drinking and I was going back and forth from the smoking area. I sat down in the only available spot. It was next to this girl who was in conversation with a mega creep. This guy didn't have a shirt on, very hippy. He looked like a homeless murderer and it was making everyone around uncomfortable. I said to me friend "I'm not sure if I should rescue her or not". We were having a laugh listening to their conversation. He was saying all this sex talk stuff in a really loud, high pitched voice. At some point I said to her "how do you two know each other?" and she gave me this "thank god" look and was touching my leg. I made a joke about nipple orgasms (don't ask me why, can't remember) and she says "you're so funny, I love you". So it would have been an effortless pull. I was just put off. Like, if she's even in an interaction with that guy, there's something wrong there.
I went around talking with some other people, it was getting late. I bumped into that girl again and was setting up to pull. It was late and I just wanted to get some ass and get out. And she was pretty cute. I said "I'm surprised you gave him the time of day." And then she goes into a weird autorejection rant. She said "Well I would have gone for you if I thought I'd get anywhere. But you're ridiculously good looking. He'll text me the next day and you won't. So bye." And then she ran off. I would've fixed this situation by stopping her and saying, "no that's not true at all, I like you" etc. but she just disappeared too quickly. I was surprised because she'd been telling me how close her place was, I thought it was on.
So unfortunately I was in the position of looking for another girl. I felt strange because I was thinking "am I acting too aloof?" and wondering why I was making girls feel that way. Because honestly it's not the first time this has happened. The thing is, I don't really see myself as above girls ever. I don't consider myself very good looking or smooth and I try to be very warm with women. But there you go.
As the bar was closing, I was in the smoking area. I pointed out these two blonde girls to my friend and said "I have a feeling that these two are our best bet. But I get a lesbian vibe". Turned out true. I engaged one of them by telling her I liked her hair. She was a 5'11" blonde with a slim body and glasses. She is stunning. I ask what she does and she says "that's such a boring question" so I pivot and say "then you should tell me about your passions." She likes this and we get to some juicy conversation. I initiate some touch by inspecting her tattoos. We talk a bit and I'm getting a good vibe. The bar closes and she asks me if I want to come to a house party nearby. I say, as long as I can bring my friend who is with me. She agrees and I conclude that I've got this one in the bag. We go to this party together and its basically some people sitting on couches in a basement smoking weed.
I've got some comfort with the blonde, she's sitting on my lap and keeps telling me I'm handsome and suave. She said something interesting "all your edges are smoothened." Her friend is also a 30 something blonde and I'm trying to work out how to get my friend some ass. The friend is with another guy already, but he is either drunk or drugged out of his mind. So I basically just shut him out of the picture. I tell the friend, "why are you wasting your time with him? He's on another planet." She says "yeah true", and then I tell my friend to come join us on the couch. The only available spot is next to the friend, so he sits next to her, and then its on.
Not long after, they invite us back to their house. My friend has his girlfriend at his house who is expecting him home, so he initially says no. But I persuade him "wouldn't it be awesome if we both pull together." And so we both say fuck it. They take us on a fucking hour long drive out to god knows where. But we're super happy, knowing we're both getting ass and they have the new Tool album playing for us.
We get back to their house, it's now daylight. They give us drinks but we both are tired and just want to get to bed and do the nasty. But those two are absolute hens and just won't stop talking. I mean they talked for about two hours about everything under the sun. Me and my friend didn't even get a word in. I learn that my woman is a 37 year old with a 15 year old son and a daughter. It's a bit uncomfortable for me to think about, I'm about to fuck someone's mum. Life is all about these special new experiences though, right?
Me and my friend are getting so tired of listening to them talking and we're both falling asleep. He is getting particularly anxious and he sends me a message saying that he wants to call an uber back home. So I realise I've got to do something. I just stand up and say, "I'm tired and I'm gonna have a shower." I start walking toward her shower and they get the message. I go and start showering and 5-10 minutes later I see her naked outside the shower. She comes in and I say "I thought you'd never stop talking". I kiss her neck while we shower and look at all her tattoos. She looks amazing naked, can't believe she is 37. She looks 30 at most. I tell her I'll wait for her on the bed.
She had said earlier in the night that good looking people are usually boring in bed, so I'm eager to prove her wrong. When we're on the bed, she tells me she was nervous to make a move on me. I ask why and she says "you know you're ridiculously good-looking right?". I tell her that I don't think that at all. She blows me, moaning while she does it. I pick her up and throw her down and rawdog her. She literally just says "good
" in an impressed tone. I'm grunting like an animal and she is going crazy for it. She keeps telling me I have a delicious cock while I pound her. Eventually I get tired (too drunk/tired to cum) and she falls asleep giving me a handjob.I wake up two hours later to the friend walking in the room. Both her and my friend are standing outside the door and see us lying there naked. It's pretty funny to me. She says me and my mate have to leg it because the ex husband is a few minutes away. I rush out the door trying to get my shirt and boots on and our uber is already waiting. Me and my friend reminisce about our experiences and fist bump each other. We enjoy doing crazy shit like this. Apparently the friend had talked to him about my girl. She said that normally she would make moves on men quickly, but with me this is the most nervous she had been. Apparently because both of us were "gorgeous". Also, this woman is a bisexual. The week prior, she had gone to the local gay bar and eaten out a 10/10 girl in the bathroom. There you go, that's someone's mother!
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