So last night, I attended this birthday party in another city. The bday girl put together a murder mystery party and I was playing Kevin Hart (love his work, hate him) so naturally, I wasn't too comfortable with it. I ended up hitting it off with a couple of girls there. Noticed the girl roleplaying Serena Williams was giving me IOI's and being the dick that I am, I ignored her. Later on, she came over to ask me a question, obviously trying to start up a convo, so I obliged and started talking. I'm not the kind of guy who goes out of my way to impress women so whenever a woman seems boring, I ignore her. Serena was trying hard to make me say stuff that interests her (She's probably a 7/8 with big tits and butt) and I just kept making her talk. Eventually, she went away. The bday girl dragged me aside and told me Serena was her cousin and I shouldn't even think about "it". I asked her what "it" was and she replied "Don't think you're going to get involved with her". I shrugged and walked away.
After a few hours, we all decided to head to the club, Serena said she didn't feel like going out, her cousin tried to convince but she kept looking my way to see if I would come help convincing. I ignored her still and told the other girls to get into the taxi so we got to the club before the queue got too long. We got to the club and behold! The line was long as fuck! After standing for a few minutes, I jumped the line and went straight to the bouncer. I've never been to this club but dude saw me and immediately let me in. I told him I had a few girls with me and he said I could go get them. Maybe it was my charming smile but I caught one cute girl and her friend on the line checking me out. I ignored as usual and got in. While waiting to drop our coats, a girl accidentally stepped on my shoes, she turned around and said "oh I'm sorry". I replied "it's okay. We were going to get divorced later anyway". She laughed and said "divorced? why?". I looked at her for about 5 seconds and replied "you tried to sweep me off my feet and failed". She laughed and introduced me to her friends. I saw the other cute girl and her friend coming in and her friend saw me and nudged the cute girl (let's call her CG).
I looked away because I was still engaging the other girls when some asshole walked up to us and started chatting shit. One of the girls was Chinese and this asshole goes "I love fucking Asian chicks. they have tight pussies". The girl was mad and wanted to walk off but I told her to come stand by me. By this time, CG and her friend were close by and watching the scene. Asshole started shouting at me and I gave him the blankest dead eyed stare ever. He kept on talking, telling me his boys were inside waiting on him so he could do anything he wanted. I kept my frame, staring him dead in the eye. He must have seen the animal in me because in my mind, I was already calculating where to hit him if he decided to attack (I do a little Krav Maga). He then said he was just busting my balls and I should smile since it was going to be a good night. I kept staring him down until he gave up and walked away. I could smell the wetness around. The girls I came with and the other group came to me and kept on commenting on how I scared the guy away without talking. CG and her friends were still there, checking me out. I got a few IOI's but decided to hold off a bit because my guts told me they were the types to make guys come over to them and shut them down.
We all get in and I tell them I need to walk around. the club was crowded so a lot of people were bumping into each other. Still found a way to move slowly though. Came back to the group of girls I had opened initially and danced with the Chinese girl for a bit then decided to get some water. Went over to the girls I had come in with and saw bday girl and Serena. Serena came over and said she didn't want to stay home alone and I just smiled. Took her to the dance floor and told her to grind her booty on me. And boy, did she try to grind my soul out of my body. I kissed her neck while she was grinding away when I saw CG and her friend close by. Friend tapped her and nodded in my direction. Our eyes locked for a bit and after a few seconds, she looked away. Not looking down, but to the side. I noted that and looked away too. after a while, I left Serena and went to dance with this white girl. Her friend came over and dragged her away from me. I pretended as though nothing happened.
Later on, serena came to stand by my side and said she wanted to go back home because she had to catch the train back to London in the morning. We exchanged numbers and I told her to kiss me on both cheeks. she smiled and kissed me on both cheeks. Tried to make her kiss me on the lips but she withdrew and said "not tonight". I said good bye and hugged bday girl who was grinning at me because apparently Serena was high class.
Got back to the dancefloor and decided to go meet CG and her friends. I still don't know where I went wrong here but help me analyse the situation critically. I walked up to her and said hi. She moved away. I did this about three times and she did the same thing so I went over to her friend and tried to start a convo. She moved away too. At this point, I felt a bit annoyed because I saw them checking me out and wondered what changed. Decided to leave them and go chill elsewhere when I saw some other girl who looked pissed off. I stood by her side and said "just point out whoever pissed you off and we'll go break his legs". She turned to me and laughed. she said some guy came over to grab her butt and I looked at her like she was booty meat and replied "I don't blame him". she looked away and kept frowning and I poked her cheek and said "you're so stubborn". She laughed again and we started talking. Apparently, she was there with two of her friends (one of them was short and fat). So guess who came to cockblock? You guessed right. The girl told her friend something and she stared at me, frowned and walked away.
I followed them and kept trying to keep the convo going but they totally ignored me so I left them alone. Went back to the dance floor and saw CG grinding on her friend. I looked at them for a moment and smiled. CG saw me staring and stopped dancing, whispered something to her friend and they moved to another part of the dance floor.
After awhile, I decided it was time to leave so I went to get my coat. Flirted with the coat checkgirl a bit when I saw CG and her friend coming to get their coats too. I walked up to her and said "so this is the game we're playing tonight, yeah?" She looked at her friend and they laughed and moved away. I stopped her and asked her for her name. She ignored me. I looked her dead in the eye for a moment and realised this girl was just here to play games as she was obviously hot. So I did something I shouldn't have done. I told her "you know. you are a wack bitch" and walked off. She said something but I didn't hear it. Walked out of the club, annoyed, when the bouncer said "you looked like you had a good night, man". I shook his hand and dapped him. He then said that I had lipstick stains on both cheeks. I paused a bit and then wiped them off. Serena, I thought and smiled.
So yeah, I need you guys to analyse that situation with CG and tell me what I should have done to get her. Because I saw the IOI's so I must have played my game wrong. Thanks.
After a few hours, we all decided to head to the club, Serena said she didn't feel like going out, her cousin tried to convince but she kept looking my way to see if I would come help convincing. I ignored her still and told the other girls to get into the taxi so we got to the club before the queue got too long. We got to the club and behold! The line was long as fuck! After standing for a few minutes, I jumped the line and went straight to the bouncer. I've never been to this club but dude saw me and immediately let me in. I told him I had a few girls with me and he said I could go get them. Maybe it was my charming smile but I caught one cute girl and her friend on the line checking me out. I ignored as usual and got in. While waiting to drop our coats, a girl accidentally stepped on my shoes, she turned around and said "oh I'm sorry". I replied "it's okay. We were going to get divorced later anyway". She laughed and said "divorced? why?". I looked at her for about 5 seconds and replied "you tried to sweep me off my feet and failed". She laughed and introduced me to her friends. I saw the other cute girl and her friend coming in and her friend saw me and nudged the cute girl (let's call her CG).
I looked away because I was still engaging the other girls when some asshole walked up to us and started chatting shit. One of the girls was Chinese and this asshole goes "I love fucking Asian chicks. they have tight pussies". The girl was mad and wanted to walk off but I told her to come stand by me. By this time, CG and her friend were close by and watching the scene. Asshole started shouting at me and I gave him the blankest dead eyed stare ever. He kept on talking, telling me his boys were inside waiting on him so he could do anything he wanted. I kept my frame, staring him dead in the eye. He must have seen the animal in me because in my mind, I was already calculating where to hit him if he decided to attack (I do a little Krav Maga). He then said he was just busting my balls and I should smile since it was going to be a good night. I kept staring him down until he gave up and walked away. I could smell the wetness around. The girls I came with and the other group came to me and kept on commenting on how I scared the guy away without talking. CG and her friends were still there, checking me out. I got a few IOI's but decided to hold off a bit because my guts told me they were the types to make guys come over to them and shut them down.
We all get in and I tell them I need to walk around. the club was crowded so a lot of people were bumping into each other. Still found a way to move slowly though. Came back to the group of girls I had opened initially and danced with the Chinese girl for a bit then decided to get some water. Went over to the girls I had come in with and saw bday girl and Serena. Serena came over and said she didn't want to stay home alone and I just smiled. Took her to the dance floor and told her to grind her booty on me. And boy, did she try to grind my soul out of my body. I kissed her neck while she was grinding away when I saw CG and her friend close by. Friend tapped her and nodded in my direction. Our eyes locked for a bit and after a few seconds, she looked away. Not looking down, but to the side. I noted that and looked away too. after a while, I left Serena and went to dance with this white girl. Her friend came over and dragged her away from me. I pretended as though nothing happened.
Later on, serena came to stand by my side and said she wanted to go back home because she had to catch the train back to London in the morning. We exchanged numbers and I told her to kiss me on both cheeks. she smiled and kissed me on both cheeks. Tried to make her kiss me on the lips but she withdrew and said "not tonight". I said good bye and hugged bday girl who was grinning at me because apparently Serena was high class.
Got back to the dancefloor and decided to go meet CG and her friends. I still don't know where I went wrong here but help me analyse the situation critically. I walked up to her and said hi. She moved away. I did this about three times and she did the same thing so I went over to her friend and tried to start a convo. She moved away too. At this point, I felt a bit annoyed because I saw them checking me out and wondered what changed. Decided to leave them and go chill elsewhere when I saw some other girl who looked pissed off. I stood by her side and said "just point out whoever pissed you off and we'll go break his legs". She turned to me and laughed. she said some guy came over to grab her butt and I looked at her like she was booty meat and replied "I don't blame him". she looked away and kept frowning and I poked her cheek and said "you're so stubborn". She laughed again and we started talking. Apparently, she was there with two of her friends (one of them was short and fat). So guess who came to cockblock? You guessed right. The girl told her friend something and she stared at me, frowned and walked away.
I followed them and kept trying to keep the convo going but they totally ignored me so I left them alone. Went back to the dance floor and saw CG grinding on her friend. I looked at them for a moment and smiled. CG saw me staring and stopped dancing, whispered something to her friend and they moved to another part of the dance floor.
After awhile, I decided it was time to leave so I went to get my coat. Flirted with the coat checkgirl a bit when I saw CG and her friend coming to get their coats too. I walked up to her and said "so this is the game we're playing tonight, yeah?" She looked at her friend and they laughed and moved away. I stopped her and asked her for her name. She ignored me. I looked her dead in the eye for a moment and realised this girl was just here to play games as she was obviously hot. So I did something I shouldn't have done. I told her "you know. you are a wack bitch" and walked off. She said something but I didn't hear it. Walked out of the club, annoyed, when the bouncer said "you looked like you had a good night, man". I shook his hand and dapped him. He then said that I had lipstick stains on both cheeks. I paused a bit and then wiped them off. Serena, I thought and smiled.
So yeah, I need you guys to analyse that situation with CG and tell me what I should have done to get her. Because I saw the IOI's so I must have played my game wrong. Thanks.
