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Well, this is been my experience with the craziest chick I have been with thus far.....
Background: I met this girl from school. She is hot, extremely flirtive, 2 grades lower than me and apparently very crazy. I met her and said we should hang out sometime soon, and she excitedly replied with a yes. I had it set for when my parents wouldn't be home so we could do a little more than just "watch a movie" like i said we were going to do. We had it set for 7 and her mom (who is very over protective of her extremely hot daughter) would drive to my house. I honestly thought that she would talk to my parents, who weren't home, so I turned on my shower and closed the door so if she came in I would just say my mother was in the shower and couldn't talk. To my surprise (and hers) her mother didn't try to come in, she just dropped her off and waved goodbye. Thank god!
So she came in and I said hold up I have to go shut off my shower (who evoked some hysterical laughter because it was so random) and told her to take hew sandals off and that I would be down for a second. That was cool with her, so I told her to sit down and start up the movie. I had paranormal activity loaded up and ready to go. She previously told me that she didn't like scary movies, but I do, and I heard from somewhere that the brain can't differentiate between the adrenaline caused by scary movies vs the adreneline cause by other things. I Also thought it would give her plenty of time to sit next to and clutch on me during the scary parts. So she hit play and I was soon down there with her. She started texting her friend about how she was so happy to be with me, which I wasn't really supposed to see but i did anyways. I could tell she was nervous, so I said "no need to be nervous! Just relax" and I put my arm around her and pulled her in. I then started rubbing her inner thigh which she didn't have a reaction to.
During a tense moment in the movie, I randomly screamed really loud and grabbed her. I meant to grab her side, but accidnetally grabbed her boob. She screamed too (which was absolutely hilarious because nothing scary happened with the exception of me screaming and grabbing her) and she playfully hit me. I built tension at some points, and playfully kept good conversation going by making comments about how some dude is a dumbass for going up in the attic with the ghosts and shit. She was being overtly sexual putting her legs on me so I went in for the kill and started tickling the shut out of her when she was texting her friend too much this led to some play wrestling, boob grabbing, and grabbing of other sorts and eventually we stopped and starting watching the movie again.
HERES WHERE I FUCKED UP
I did it again which led back into wrestling, and it was really sexual so when I ended up on top of her with her legs on my back (kinda like missionary with clothes) and my face was like two inches from her face, I paused and looked at her lips and smiled. I went in for a kiss, albeit a sloppy one because I was extremely exhausted and her freaked the fuck out!
Her: eww gross, you just kissed me!! You have germs
Me: (meanwhile, I'm like what the fuck!? We just had this sexual wrestling going on that was 10 times more sexual than that so I said, like a fucking loser who couldn't think of anything better...) yeah, I did
She got up and walked back onto my couch and sat down revelling at how I just gave her some kind of damn germs sitting silently watching the movie
Me: "heyyyy, don't be all grumpy!" I said with a funny voice that cheered her up
Her: fine, but I still can't believe you just kissed me!
I just hugged her and pulled her in closed and basically had to restart back to the beginning
I basically just repeated the process above, and kissed her again. I swear she wanted me to, she looked at me all sexy when we wrestled again, but she freaked out again. And she fought tough,like I'm no bitch I've sparred with future Marines and a bunch of tough people, but she really bit the shit out of me and beat the shit out of me the last time. I was about to seriously ask her to leave when she started getting sexual again. It didn't last long before she got tired and said "that's enough for tonight" and I thought "bitch I just got my ass beat and I'm not getting any!!"
We went back downstairs after wresting on my bed (she was SUPER cautious whenever I touched her sexually here) so the move ended while we were messing around, and i reminded and said let's finish it. She said no so I started flipping through the channels and we found a show she enjoyed, cool. She started texting her friends which pissed me off a little, but I managed to get my hand down her pants. I experienced some serious LMR. I just kept persisting and then she got serious about it. So I reached under her shirt and got her boobs which got a slightly better response. I eventually, after a shit load of attempts got my hand down her pants enough to rub her pussy, she got really pissed but kept moaning and couldn't figure out what she wanted more, but managed to fall to the ground and my hand slipped out. That's all the further I got, but the last 10 minutes before she had to leave was really sexual. Anyways, I handled the LMR with responses like "relax, and have a little bit of fun!" And i would keep persisting with phrases like that, I can't remember what else I said, but it,followed what you all recommended for LMR perfectly to a T.
So that was that. I ended up beaten up, not getting any, and extremely confused on why I had so much LMR. Hope maybe you guys can answer some of those or give me some advice on where to improve. Thanks in advance
-Atlas
Edit: not too sure if this should be a FU or not and also, I apologize for the various grammatical errors as I was typing this on my iPad
Background: I met this girl from school. She is hot, extremely flirtive, 2 grades lower than me and apparently very crazy. I met her and said we should hang out sometime soon, and she excitedly replied with a yes. I had it set for when my parents wouldn't be home so we could do a little more than just "watch a movie" like i said we were going to do. We had it set for 7 and her mom (who is very over protective of her extremely hot daughter) would drive to my house. I honestly thought that she would talk to my parents, who weren't home, so I turned on my shower and closed the door so if she came in I would just say my mother was in the shower and couldn't talk. To my surprise (and hers) her mother didn't try to come in, she just dropped her off and waved goodbye. Thank god!
So she came in and I said hold up I have to go shut off my shower (who evoked some hysterical laughter because it was so random) and told her to take hew sandals off and that I would be down for a second. That was cool with her, so I told her to sit down and start up the movie. I had paranormal activity loaded up and ready to go. She previously told me that she didn't like scary movies, but I do, and I heard from somewhere that the brain can't differentiate between the adrenaline caused by scary movies vs the adreneline cause by other things. I Also thought it would give her plenty of time to sit next to and clutch on me during the scary parts. So she hit play and I was soon down there with her. She started texting her friend about how she was so happy to be with me, which I wasn't really supposed to see but i did anyways. I could tell she was nervous, so I said "no need to be nervous! Just relax" and I put my arm around her and pulled her in. I then started rubbing her inner thigh which she didn't have a reaction to.
During a tense moment in the movie, I randomly screamed really loud and grabbed her. I meant to grab her side, but accidnetally grabbed her boob. She screamed too (which was absolutely hilarious because nothing scary happened with the exception of me screaming and grabbing her) and she playfully hit me. I built tension at some points, and playfully kept good conversation going by making comments about how some dude is a dumbass for going up in the attic with the ghosts and shit. She was being overtly sexual putting her legs on me so I went in for the kill and started tickling the shut out of her when she was texting her friend too much this led to some play wrestling, boob grabbing, and grabbing of other sorts and eventually we stopped and starting watching the movie again.
HERES WHERE I FUCKED UP
I did it again which led back into wrestling, and it was really sexual so when I ended up on top of her with her legs on my back (kinda like missionary with clothes) and my face was like two inches from her face, I paused and looked at her lips and smiled. I went in for a kiss, albeit a sloppy one because I was extremely exhausted and her freaked the fuck out!
Her: eww gross, you just kissed me!! You have germs
Me: (meanwhile, I'm like what the fuck!? We just had this sexual wrestling going on that was 10 times more sexual than that so I said, like a fucking loser who couldn't think of anything better...) yeah, I did
She got up and walked back onto my couch and sat down revelling at how I just gave her some kind of damn germs sitting silently watching the movie
Me: "heyyyy, don't be all grumpy!" I said with a funny voice that cheered her up
Her: fine, but I still can't believe you just kissed me!
I just hugged her and pulled her in closed and basically had to restart back to the beginning
I basically just repeated the process above, and kissed her again. I swear she wanted me to, she looked at me all sexy when we wrestled again, but she freaked out again. And she fought tough,like I'm no bitch I've sparred with future Marines and a bunch of tough people, but she really bit the shit out of me and beat the shit out of me the last time. I was about to seriously ask her to leave when she started getting sexual again. It didn't last long before she got tired and said "that's enough for tonight" and I thought "bitch I just got my ass beat and I'm not getting any!!"
We went back downstairs after wresting on my bed (she was SUPER cautious whenever I touched her sexually here) so the move ended while we were messing around, and i reminded and said let's finish it. She said no so I started flipping through the channels and we found a show she enjoyed, cool. She started texting her friends which pissed me off a little, but I managed to get my hand down her pants. I experienced some serious LMR. I just kept persisting and then she got serious about it. So I reached under her shirt and got her boobs which got a slightly better response. I eventually, after a shit load of attempts got my hand down her pants enough to rub her pussy, she got really pissed but kept moaning and couldn't figure out what she wanted more, but managed to fall to the ground and my hand slipped out. That's all the further I got, but the last 10 minutes before she had to leave was really sexual. Anyways, I handled the LMR with responses like "relax, and have a little bit of fun!" And i would keep persisting with phrases like that, I can't remember what else I said, but it,followed what you all recommended for LMR perfectly to a T.
So that was that. I ended up beaten up, not getting any, and extremely confused on why I had so much LMR. Hope maybe you guys can answer some of those or give me some advice on where to improve. Thanks in advance
-Atlas
Edit: not too sure if this should be a FU or not and also, I apologize for the various grammatical errors as I was typing this on my iPad