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Background:
So the first thing I should mention is that I've been on a no fap/no porn diet for the past 4 days (trying to last at least one month). So I was fucking horny. My dick tingles all day cause it wants attention. Tbh, I'm literally willing to run into brick walls to get laid if I have to. This had a tremendous effect on the date. I was literally so horny and excited at the opportunity to get my dick wet that I didn't have the ability to be nervous.
Also, I was in Seattle for today, so I was with my parents. I didn't have logistics to pull girls home.
The Report:
I matched with this girl on Tinder. She's 30. Also, she was Asian and all her texts had hella bad grammer. So I assumed she was in the states on a business trip. I ask her out on the second message. She says she's down to meet me when she gets off work. We exchanged numbers. At around 10:30 PM, she asks me to meet up.
..This is where it gets sketchy:
Her: Want to meet tonight?
Her: Where are you now?
Me: I'm in Redmond. Wbu?
Her: I'm in Issaquah
Her: We stay in the car and talk <---Wtf??
Her: Do you want to drive to Issaquah?
Her: Hilton in Issaquah or you want to meet in between
Her: Somewhere
Me: The Hilton hotel?
Me: Yeah, sure, I can meet you there
Her: Sounds good! I'mm off now. I will wait for you.
Her: Text me when you get here.
So at this point, I kind of assumed she meant we were going to be in a hotel room. ...Nope. Turns out the thing about "talking in her car" was for real.
When I got there, she literally picked me up in her car and drove me to a different parking lot. Getting in a random car with someone I've never met who frankly seems kinda sketchy is not something I would normally do. ...But like I said, I was hornier than a teenager looking at pronz for the first time, so Idgaf.
As it turned out she worked at the hotel and she wasn't allowed to park there nor use their rooms. I asked her where she's staying. She says she's in Rention (different city). I asked her if she lives with other people, and she said yes. I didn't question this further.
Looking to avoid making the same mistake as the one from my FU earlier this week, I decided to slow down and actually pay attention to her body launguage. I chatted with her for a while. Probably 10-15 mins. At this point, she was leaning in, stroking her hair, staring at me like a kid in a candy store. So I kissed her. We start making out. But we're still in the front seat. Eventually she asks me if I want to go to the back. I oblige.
I escalate to sex with no resistance. As soon as she saw my dick, she had a look of shock on her face.
Her: It's soo big!
Her: What am I supposed to do with this?
It was literally like a porn movie. Except that instead of bad acting, she looked genuinely shocked. LOL. For the rest of our time together, she would literally not stop talking about "how handsome I am" and "How big my dick is". Tbh, I was half expecting that she was prostitute or some shit and she expected me to pay her at the end. LOL.
I've had other girls note how big my dick is. But none of them have ever had an expression of pure shock. haha
In any case, after we started fucking, I came in 4 seconds flat! #NoFap haha
As I was cumming, I moved her off me to "get a condom". And somehow, I also retained a boner even after ejaculation. So she literally didn't even know I came! LOL
After I put the condom on, it was game time. For some reason, I can never cum when I'm wearing one. So we literally fucked for 60 mins straight. I lost count of how many times she orgasmed and how many times she told me "how good I am" and "How crazy I am" (not sure why she used the term "crazy" lol)
Finally, she says:
Her: Are you gonna cum?
Me: I can't cum with a condom on.
Her: Why not? Do you not feel anything?
Me: No, I do. I just can't cum for some reason
Her: Ok, then don't wear one. Cum inside of me. We should make babies <---She said this in a pretty neutral tone of voice. I literally wasn't sure if she was kidding.
Me: Woah, I know we're getting married and all, but I don't think I'm ready to have kids! <---This was callback humor to the original Tinder message I opened her with "Soo, now that we're a Tinder match, should we just go ahead and get married?"
Her: She laughed, and we keep fucking
After sex, we chatted for a while longer. She literally proposed to me...
Her: [In a very excited voice]Let's get married tomorrow
Me: Haha, I can't get married I'm too young.
Her: Oh c'mon.
Me: [Look of hesistancy...I didn't really know what to do or say.
Her: Haha, you know I'm just kidding right?
Me: Oh...no, I wasn't really sure haha. Sorry, I can be pretty terrible at sarcasm sometimes.
The thing is, I'm not sure if the "just kidding" line was real or not. Cause the rest of it sounded pretty serious. It was not said in a playful or humerous way at all. Plus, she was giving me that deep stare of someone who's completely smitten/in love with me.
Also, another separate but very interesting thread:
Her: Soo, there's something about me you don't know.
Me: Is that so?
Her: I have two kids.
Me: Oh, cool. Do they have a father?
Her: Yeah, but we're in the "process of getting divorced".
She seemed pretty open to talking about it, so I dig deeper. Basically, the gist of it is that they're actually still married, the husband doesn't even know she wants a divorce, and she's waiting for him to ask her for one first because she doesn't want to be the one to initiate it. She said she hasn't loved him for two full years, and she's only married to him still cause he doesn't realize this and because of the kids. <----This is a HUGE experience for me. Cause so far, I had never fucked a girl who was even in a relationship (that I knew of), let alone an married women. Seriously opened my eyes as to how right the whole "lover/provider" thing is. This is also the reason why we couldn't go to her place. Everything made a lot more sense to me now.
After a while, I eventually mention that we should go. She drives me back to my car, we kiss goodbye. Not gonna lie, the sex was really really hot. But this girl seems a little crazy to me. Not sure if I should continue seeing her. haha
So the first thing I should mention is that I've been on a no fap/no porn diet for the past 4 days (trying to last at least one month). So I was fucking horny. My dick tingles all day cause it wants attention. Tbh, I'm literally willing to run into brick walls to get laid if I have to. This had a tremendous effect on the date. I was literally so horny and excited at the opportunity to get my dick wet that I didn't have the ability to be nervous.
Also, I was in Seattle for today, so I was with my parents. I didn't have logistics to pull girls home.
The Report:
I matched with this girl on Tinder. She's 30. Also, she was Asian and all her texts had hella bad grammer. So I assumed she was in the states on a business trip. I ask her out on the second message. She says she's down to meet me when she gets off work. We exchanged numbers. At around 10:30 PM, she asks me to meet up.
..This is where it gets sketchy:
Her: Want to meet tonight?
Her: Where are you now?
Me: I'm in Redmond. Wbu?
Her: I'm in Issaquah
Her: We stay in the car and talk <---Wtf??
Her: Do you want to drive to Issaquah?
Her: Hilton in Issaquah or you want to meet in between
Her: Somewhere
Me: The Hilton hotel?
Me: Yeah, sure, I can meet you there
Her: Sounds good! I'mm off now. I will wait for you.
Her: Text me when you get here.
So at this point, I kind of assumed she meant we were going to be in a hotel room. ...Nope. Turns out the thing about "talking in her car" was for real.
When I got there, she literally picked me up in her car and drove me to a different parking lot. Getting in a random car with someone I've never met who frankly seems kinda sketchy is not something I would normally do. ...But like I said, I was hornier than a teenager looking at pronz for the first time, so Idgaf.
As it turned out she worked at the hotel and she wasn't allowed to park there nor use their rooms. I asked her where she's staying. She says she's in Rention (different city). I asked her if she lives with other people, and she said yes. I didn't question this further.
Looking to avoid making the same mistake as the one from my FU earlier this week, I decided to slow down and actually pay attention to her body launguage. I chatted with her for a while. Probably 10-15 mins. At this point, she was leaning in, stroking her hair, staring at me like a kid in a candy store. So I kissed her. We start making out. But we're still in the front seat. Eventually she asks me if I want to go to the back. I oblige.
I escalate to sex with no resistance. As soon as she saw my dick, she had a look of shock on her face.
Her: It's soo big!
Her: What am I supposed to do with this?
It was literally like a porn movie. Except that instead of bad acting, she looked genuinely shocked. LOL. For the rest of our time together, she would literally not stop talking about "how handsome I am" and "How big my dick is". Tbh, I was half expecting that she was prostitute or some shit and she expected me to pay her at the end. LOL.
I've had other girls note how big my dick is. But none of them have ever had an expression of pure shock. haha
In any case, after we started fucking, I came in 4 seconds flat! #NoFap haha
As I was cumming, I moved her off me to "get a condom". And somehow, I also retained a boner even after ejaculation. So she literally didn't even know I came! LOL
After I put the condom on, it was game time. For some reason, I can never cum when I'm wearing one. So we literally fucked for 60 mins straight. I lost count of how many times she orgasmed and how many times she told me "how good I am" and "How crazy I am" (not sure why she used the term "crazy" lol)
Finally, she says:
Her: Are you gonna cum?
Me: I can't cum with a condom on.
Her: Why not? Do you not feel anything?
Me: No, I do. I just can't cum for some reason
Her: Ok, then don't wear one. Cum inside of me. We should make babies <---She said this in a pretty neutral tone of voice. I literally wasn't sure if she was kidding.
Me: Woah, I know we're getting married and all, but I don't think I'm ready to have kids! <---This was callback humor to the original Tinder message I opened her with "Soo, now that we're a Tinder match, should we just go ahead and get married?"
Her: She laughed, and we keep fucking
After sex, we chatted for a while longer. She literally proposed to me...
Her: [In a very excited voice]Let's get married tomorrow
Me: Haha, I can't get married I'm too young.
Her: Oh c'mon.
Me: [Look of hesistancy...I didn't really know what to do or say.
Her: Haha, you know I'm just kidding right?
Me: Oh...no, I wasn't really sure haha. Sorry, I can be pretty terrible at sarcasm sometimes.
The thing is, I'm not sure if the "just kidding" line was real or not. Cause the rest of it sounded pretty serious. It was not said in a playful or humerous way at all. Plus, she was giving me that deep stare of someone who's completely smitten/in love with me.
Also, another separate but very interesting thread:
Her: Soo, there's something about me you don't know.
Me: Is that so?
Her: I have two kids.
Me: Oh, cool. Do they have a father?
Her: Yeah, but we're in the "process of getting divorced".
She seemed pretty open to talking about it, so I dig deeper. Basically, the gist of it is that they're actually still married, the husband doesn't even know she wants a divorce, and she's waiting for him to ask her for one first because she doesn't want to be the one to initiate it. She said she hasn't loved him for two full years, and she's only married to him still cause he doesn't realize this and because of the kids. <----This is a HUGE experience for me. Cause so far, I had never fucked a girl who was even in a relationship (that I knew of), let alone an married women. Seriously opened my eyes as to how right the whole "lover/provider" thing is. This is also the reason why we couldn't go to her place. Everything made a lot more sense to me now.
After a while, I eventually mention that we should go. She drives me back to my car, we kiss goodbye. Not gonna lie, the sex was really really hot. But this girl seems a little crazy to me. Not sure if I should continue seeing her. haha