i really find tinder to be a great place to practice my verbal game in a low pressure environment, where i have the option to strategize and not feel pressured to respond right away. however both these conversations were relatively on the fly, with me challenging myself to operate on autopilot.
Girl 1
ya nice banter and I'm pretty happy with this conversation and everything but..i have this sticking point where sometimes a girl is trying to get to know me but i evade the question a little bit to much (as evidenced by my hot dog reply to her height question). since I'm a short guy i dont like mentioning my height on tinder, girls have DQed me on it before and dipped.
Girl 2
you'll notice that this conversation is slightly one sided. if this was in person, i would have been baiting her to get her asking me some questions.
shes 100+ km away and i have no intention of meeting her.
Girl 1
ya nice banter and I'm pretty happy with this conversation and everything but..i have this sticking point where sometimes a girl is trying to get to know me but i evade the question a little bit to much (as evidenced by my hot dog reply to her height question). since I'm a short guy i dont like mentioning my height on tinder, girls have DQed me on it before and dipped.
fog: hi, you're so adorable
fog: just like a little kitten
girl: omg meeeee
girl: i am the human equivalent of a cat
fog: wow! what makes u say that? u must be cute, harmless and cuddly
girl: *gif of a really cute cat*
girl: LOL sometimes *laughing face emoji*
fog: awwwww!
fog: i wonder if u were a cat in a past life
girl: must have been!
fog: is it true you are a virgo?
girl: yes why
fog: i will tell u tomorrow, cuz i gotta go to bed. the reason will shock u.
girl: *laughing face emoji x 3*
girl: okay talk to you tomorrow
next day
fog: hi girl! it tells me a lot about u that u are a virgo
girl: mmmmm what does it tell you!
fog: it tells me almost too much
fog: i have to ask you something
girl: LOL
girl: whats up!
fog: do you want to hang out with me?
girl: is it too much in a good way or bad
girl: im considering it
girl
fog: ok
fog: so youre a server?
girl: if I'm down to meet you ill let you know or if you have any good offers I'm listening *angel emoji*
girl: i am!
fog: ok I'm down to meet u if i still like u in a few minutes
fog: you have to be really outgoing and social to be a server. most people cant handle it.
girl: LOOOOL omg
girl: well i find most people love me or hate me there is no in between so
girl: heres to hoping
girl: i agree, I'm just more genuinely caring i think?
girl: rather than super outgoing
girl: but i can turn that on if i need it
fog: good news, i still like you so far. even more now that i know youre a caring person. my parents raised me to be a caring person so i really value it
girl: thats good to hear honestly
girl: i dont think anyone on here talks about being caring as a strong point
girl: its always height and length *laughing face*
fog: thats so true. most people only care about superficial things.
fog: youre 5'2? you might end up being too short for me
girl: ??! how tall are you LOL
fog: i am the length of 17 hot dogs
girl: i mean aren't hot dogs all different sizes
girl: are you 17 foot longs or 17 minis
fog: lmfao, k i definitely wanna hang w/ you
fog: what are you doing tonight/tomorrow
girl: I'm probably free saturday!
Girl 2
you'll notice that this conversation is slightly one sided. if this was in person, i would have been baiting her to get her asking me some questions.
shes 100+ km away and i have no intention of meeting her.
me: u got a hint of sophistication about u
girl: is that a question or a statement
me: its one of those question-statements
girl: well, yes. id like to think so. I’m relatively competent and know what I’m about
me: do you actually know what youre about? so may people say that and then i question them on it and they actually dont
girl: nah, i still got a lot of turmoil going on
me: oooh wow youre modest
girl: completely honestly, i have a very general idea of who i am. still lots of turmoil
me: lmfao omg sounds like you do not have a concussion ahhaa
me: i feel like we could get real deep in convo
girl: probably lol
me: but u might be too young for me
girl: i didnt even note your age
girl: sorry if i am
me: haha ok i will keep your apology in mind if you do end up being too young for me
me: so youre new to buffalo…how was the move? hectic
girl: i go to UB. ive, like, barely explored buffalo
me: ur a little girl in a big city
girl: essentially. i come from a town with more cows than people
me: ur a country girl? u dont look it!
me: big city girls are waaay too brash for me.
girl: I’m more of a suburb person
me: spoken like a sophisticated women
girl: im not too aggressive, but i hate country lifestyle/activities
me: like the whole mudding/country/music/drinking beer in blue jeans thing?
girl: yep. hate it
me: wow i was curious as first about you but now you got my attention
girl: cuz i hate the country aesthetic?
me: cuz youre a modest, not very aggressive suburb girl living in a big city who hates the country aesthetic
girl: what can i say *bunch of emojis*
me: do you also drink liquids
girl: is it possible to drink solids or gases
me: yes
girl: do you mean any specific liquids?
me: any liquid out there
girl: yeah, i can usually be caught drinking various liquids
me: oh man, well we should get together and drink a liquid sometime
girl: so im not too young for you, then?
me: nope you seem pretty cool so far
girl: so far *laughing face*
me: things could change like what if ur a stalker and a serial killer or something
girl: i could say the same about you
girl: also being the semi creep i am, i just looked at your pictures again. why are you wearing docs in a gym?
me: thats the mandatory dress code for gym rats. it sucks, i know. i really wish i could be wearing stilettos
girl: ooh, a man of many shoes, i like it
me: you are a sweetheart do you have a lot of shoes as well?