LR Easiest Lay of My Life

[Sandman]

Okay, I did not use any game for this lay but I'm just putting it out there so people see what kind of girls there are haha

I matched with this black girl on tinder. Immediately after we matched she texted:

- Hey
* Hey

- How are you
*great!

- What are you up to right now?
* not much
* you?

- Me neither
- I am very bored
* hmm wanna fuck?

-yes

And that's it. We discussed where to meet and where to fuck. So I picked her up somewhere relatively close to me and I fucked her in the car. She was not very beautiful, just a thin average (still kinda pretty) girl. She was a good fuck though
She sucked my dick with gusto and when I was fucking her she was saying oh babyy fuck that pussy, I love your dick etc. It feels good to be appreciated :d

She told me that she never had a one night stand, she never even fucked on the first date and she had 5 partners before me. I find that very hard to believe but at the same time we both kinda agreed implicitly that we would never see each other again so I don't know why she would lie to me.

Yeah that's pretty much it lol just being in the right place at the right time

 

[Hue]

Sandman,

This is simply too high level shit and extremely complicated for new members to understand.

Please try to dumb it down in the future for the less experienced guys - I think they might get lost in the details with this one.


Thanks,

Hue

 

[Sandman]

Sandman,

This is simply too high level shit and extremely complicated for new members to understand.

Please try to dumb in down in the future for the less experienced guys - I think they might get lost in the details with this one.


Thanks,

Hue

Hue,

Thanks!

I usually try to write my LRs in a simple, easy to understand format so our new members can hopefully learn from it.

That said, this was so complicated and required me to pull so many rabbits out of my ass sorta speaking, I think it would be best if they did not waste their time on this one. On the other hand, if one of the more experienced playboys such as yourself have any questions I would be more than happy to clarify!

 

[Hue]

Lol dude I was being sarcastic.

Texting, why you gotta be so misinterpreted?

 

[Sandman]

Lol dude I was being sarcastic.

Texting, why you gotta be so misinterpreted?

So was I! Lol

 

[Hue]

Fuck me I skimmed that response lmao. Aaaah good shit.

 

[ThePhoenix]

Hey Sandman,

Wow! Thank you for sharing!

This is simply too high level shit and extremely complicated for new members to understand.

Please try to dumb it down in the future for the less experienced guys - I think they might get lost in the details with this one.

LMAO

I actually do have one question, though.

In my book, this is a pretty clear indication she wants to get laid:

- What are you up to right now?
...
- Me neither
- I am very bored

However, I was under the impression that women will typically need things to be wrapped up in somewhat more innocuous language than "wanna fuck?"...

Obviously, as demonstrated, this will work on some girls, but what I'd like to know is, how did you know she was one of them?

Did her profile and/or behaviour let onto this in some manner? Are "bored" girls on Tinder usually always ASD-free? Or was this a case of your having so many options that you'll simply throw this line out to all the girls (or at least those where you don't really care) that give the bored talk, as a very low-energy strategy to filter for the ones that aren't going to put up any ASD/LMR? Or do you perhaps have a fairly reliable method of recovering in the case where such a blatant proposal results in significant ASD, so that you can always try it with minimal risk?

Just tryin' to fit this into the big picture, as opposed to looking at it as a one-off.

Thanks again for sharing!

Phoenix

 

[Sandman]

Hey ThePhoenix,

Thank you. Your welcome.

You are right, "wanna fuck?" is very straight forward, it's risky and most of the time it will lose you the girl even if she was open to it before.

She immediately texted me and phrases "like what are you up to *right now*?", "I am *very* bored suggested that she wanted some dick "right now". But of course I did not know it, I just guessed. I don't normally throw this line out, this was the first. But what I do is, if a girl is "meh" in my eyes, or I think she might be too resistant to sex, I sometimes throw some sexual innuendo (sometimes not so subtle) and see their reaction. If they are negative, I cut off. If they are neutral or positive, I go ahead. This also has the added benefit that girls which don't respond to you negatively, see you as a more sexual man.

With this girl, I had a hunch based on our interaction and wanted to try it out. Also, a former South African lay told me that in Africa they just message to fuck like "down for a hookup?" and it happens (of course she never used Tinder like that! lol). I don't know the truth of that statement but that might have influenced my action as well.

 

[ThePhoenix]

Hey Sandman,

Thank you for clarifying!

Am not on Tinder yet but planning to try it, and this helped me realize that the girls you're on the fence about are an excellent opportunity to test the limits of being bold, perhaps a lot moreso than one might think to in person.

Cheers,
Phoenix

 

[Cacc]

Nice lay dude. I remember Hector mentioned the best natural he knows would just text girls "Hey im gonna be honest.. i just want sex. if not thats cool" or something like that...

I'm sure you need some really godlike fundamentals and game to pull it off with really hot chicks, but it's fun to think about.