Approached this cute freckle faced blonde as she was sitting in the cafeteria today. She was wearing black high heels, a white and black blouse tucked into a black mini skirt, and had her hair tied up in a bun. Omg soooooo sexyyyyyyyyy. I’m drooling just thinking about her.
Me: “hey”
Her: *looks at me*
Me: “I like your outfit. Makes you look like a sexy office girl.”
Her: “haha thanks!”
Goes on to talk about how her group was supposed to present today, but didn’t end up getting to; how all the guys in her group were dressed up in suit and ties when all the other groups were in like sweaters and jeans. Bantered about this for a bit. I just realized that one of my groups last semester were like the only ones dressed up for a group presentation as well. Should’ve mentioned this to her as to relate, but I just remembered!
I then asked what the story behind her name was, since it was pretty unique.
Her: “my parents heard it a lot when my mom was pregnant, and so they decided to name me that”
Me: “wow your parents are that spontaneous?”
Her: “haha, I guess so”
Me: “I bet some of that spontaneousism passed on to you”
Her: “haha maybe a bit”
Me: “don’t worry, no need to be shy”
Her: “hahaha”
She then goes on to ask what I’m up to. I say that I have a research study to participate in for bonus marks. She says she does too, and that hers is at five. I tell her that I’m doing the one at five, and the one right before as well. She’s like: “oh! Maybe I can still sign up for that one!”
So she starts clicking around on her labtop. This allows me to pull my chair up closer to her so that I can see what she’s doing, and close proximity. More banter about these research studies. This is why you never let girls dictate the flow of the conversation; they’ll never make it sexual. I didn’t want to keep talking about school (well, talking about school isn’t bad if you’re talking about dreams and ambitions, but here, we were talking about pretty lame stuff), so I made a horrible decision: I tried to number close. On a low point.
Her: “haha, I don’t really drink coffee”
Me: “so you’re more of a tea drinker?”
Her: “nope, cold drinks… haha”
Me: “yeahh, I don’t really drink coffee either, makes me too ansy”
Her: “mhm. I hardly drink coffee, only if I need to stay up the entire night sort of thing”
Me: “yeah, I would be too all over the place”
Me: “is that tea?” *signals my head over to her water bottle”
Her: “no. ice tea. haha”
Her: *shows me this packet of powder ice tea*
Me: “haha, where’d you get that?”
Her: “safeway, hahaha”
Me: “you’ve got some tricks up your sleeve, huh?” (better said: “so what other tricks do you have up your sleeve)?
Her: “hahaha”
I then say we should leave. She says “won’t we be early?” but proceeds to packing up her stuff anyways. So we start walking, and then I try to number close again. On a low point (gotta stop doing this; I just do because I’m scared the interaction will never get to a high point).
Her: “I don’t think my boyfriend would like that”
Me: “And I have noo intentions of taking his spot” *give her a nudge on upper arm*
Me: “I just want to sit down with you, talk, and get to know you better”
Her: “I’m too busy with school and work nowadays”
Me: “oh cmon!” *give her a playful shove while looking away*
Her: *laughs*
Me: “so what do you do when you’re not stressing over school… or work”
Her: “mmm, watch movies”
Me: “Netflix?” (I should’ve said instead: “see! You’re not always busy! Instead of watching Netflix, grab some ice tea with me!)
Her: “yeah! Lovee Netflix”
Me: “me too!”
Me: “what do you usually watch?”
Her: “umm, well right now I’m watching Supernatural, do you know about it?”
Me: “mmm, I’ve heard of it, never watched it though. What’s it about?”
Her: “it’s about two brothers; they fight supernatural beings” – goes on talking about it
At this point, I faintly realize that Supernatural is the show with the hot vampire dudes. I would not have known this if it weren’t for these forums lol.
Me: “I bet you watch it only for the hot brothers”
Her: “haha, that’s like half the reason why I watch it” (I should’ve responded: “more like the onlyyy reason" – this way, I would’ve won the entire frame, rather than only half of it – but oh well, I know that with more practice, I’ll be able to say these “retaliations” on the spot)
Me: *smile and look away*
Let the social pressure fall on her, and she re-initiates me by talking about how nice it is outside, but that it also looks warmer than it is. I agree with her by telling her that I totally underdressed. Pretty boring shit, so I let the conversation die off again.
At this point, we were walking, so she wasn’t giving me much eye contact. I was giving her some, but I figured that I shouldn’t since she wasn’t and we were walking.
She re-initiates me by asking me how long I’ve been going to this school for. I tell her and ask her the same question. Then we start talking about her major, and how she decided that business would be right for her. She was telling me because of how it was applicable to so many situations; very flexible. Actually, I find that a lot of girls are into business because of this reason. She asks me what I study, and how I decided on psychology. I told her that I went to this school without knowing what I wanted to do, but eventually, narrowed it down to psychology. A pretty normal response; this way, I maintained my mystery as I didn’t tell her what I like about it.
We get to the library, bantering about what she does for work, and take the elevator up to the floor where the room is. She gets out the elevator first, and starts heading straight, but I sort of grab her shoulder, she turns, and I point to where we actually should be going.
Her: “oh you were right. this place is hard to find”
Me: “I know, it’s like a secretive place”
We head into the room where the study is taking place. I make sure to take lead and choose where we will sit.
Me: “so would you want to own your own business?”
Her: “noo, that would be too stressful”
Me: “what do you want to do then?”
Her: “I don’t know… I really don’t want to think about that at this stage”
Me: “well, if you could have any job you wanted to have, what would it be?”
Her: “mmmm… probably a food critic. Get paid to eat food” – goes on to talk about how great a job like that would be”
Me: “yeah, that would be awesome”
Me: “do you cook?”
Her: “yeah, I’m alright”
Me: “haha, I like how you remain humble. You’re not like, ‘I’m amazing at cooking’”
Her: “haha, yeah”
Me: “I’m absolute shit at cooking”
Her: *laughs*
Me: “what do you like to cook?”
Her: *tells me, but I forget now*
Me: “you must really like food”
This leads to her telling me about how the business project she was supposed to present was about Japa dogs or something like that lol, and how when she looked at them, she got really hungry. Typing this out, I just realized that I could’ve blurted out a sexual frame: “of course those hot dogs made you drooooool.”
Anyways, she goes on to say that her group leader is bossing everyone around, making sure that they do their part, and that this is good, because this means that she doesn’t have to boss everyone around. This could’ve led to some teasing about her “bossy” character but instead I said:
Me: “so he must’ve bossed you around a lot”
Her: “nope. I do my work”
Me: “goody two shoe”
Her: “only at school”
Me: “me too” (better said: “so you’ve got a wild side… let’s meet somewhere far far away from school sometime”)
I try another date proposal here, but once again, she declines.
Me: “you must really love your boyfriend” (I know! I shouldn’t have said this! I just couldn’t think of anything else to say, and when this happens, I usually end up blurting out the most stupid shit ever)
Her: “yeah, he’s a cool guy *pause* he doesn’t compare to Supernatural though” (LOL, I can’t believe she said this. I’ve seriously got to start watching this show. Honestly though, anything with the idea of vampires in it sounds corny as hell).
Me: “so, what if I was a vampire?”
Her: “they’re dangerous, they suck your blood”
Me: *lean in* “what about a handsome asian guy? Soft and tender to the touch” (since I’m asian)
Her: “haha, that wouldn’t work either”
Damn!
I smile and look away. I’ve pretty much given up at this point so I give one of the researchers (whose in charge of the study) eye contact. He engages me and says: “aren’t you in my class?” So we start talking about the test and school and pretty much light banter. He asks me how I did on the test, and I said: “horribly.” He said he was the first to finish. Lol. Way to be humble much?
Eventually, the study starts, and finishes. Now we have to wait 20 minutes for the next study.
Me: “can I have a sip of your ice tea?”
Her: “cooties"
Me: “oh, shutup!” *give her another playful shove*
Her: *laughs*
At this point, she starts texting on her phone. So I just take out a book and start reading it. It would’ve been weird to ask her more questions and try to make conversation when she clearly wasn’t interested. So I just showed her that I wasn’t going to act choked or anything.
The final study proceeds. It tests how hearing music affects your ability to recall words. When it ends, the girl looks down at my paper.
Her: “haha, you fail.”
Me: *smile*
A second or two passes.
Me: “yeah I’m so bad at memory”
Her: *laughs*
Then I notice she wrote down the room number on her hand so I tease her about that.
We leave the room, and she stops to write something against the wall. I stop beside her (non-verbal chasing much)?
Me: “you know… we’re never going to see each other again”
Her: “that’s not true, if you’re coming here next semester again”
Me: “well, I’m not. I got accepted into ubc Okanagan” ("well, I'm not," would've sufficed).
Her: “oh nice. Some of my friends go there. They said they really like it”
Me: “what do they like about it?”
Her: “the partying”
Me: “that’s like why I’m going *pause* get away from the parents for a bit”
Me: “it’s not like you and your boyfriend are going to run away into the sunset”
Her: “maybe we will”
Me: “let’s grab ice tea sometime”
I know now after reading one of Anatman's FR, that something like: telling her that I will be an usher at her wedding, and that she will name her son after me since she will be having an affair with me while her husband is at work lol)!
Her: “haha, ice tea *pause* I don’t think he would approve”
Me: “and who said he had to knoww”
Her: “haha. If he was doing the same thing, then I would too”
Me: “maybe he is”
Her: “I’m pretty sure he isn’t”
Me: “it’ll be ooour secret”
Her: *smiles, doesn’t say anything*
Me: “are you going to the Canada line?”
Her: “yeah, I thought you live in kits?”
Me: “yeah, but I drove today. Parked up on _______”
Her: “free parking?”
Me: “yeah, and you only have to walk 5 blocks”
Her: “only?”
Me: “yeah. Why? Is that a lot for you?”
Her: “depends on if they’re short or long blocks”
We are on our way out of the library when she bumps into one of her friends, who is sitting with another guy.
They start chatting, and I stand at a distance. I realize that I shouldn’t care, and I take a step forward. They are talking about this random girl’s tattoo. I comment: “all that glitters is not gold” (since that’s what one part says). Banter a bit more, then freckled face blonde says bye and we continue walking.
Me: “do you have any tattoos?”
Her: “yes”
Me: “in a secretive spot?”
Her: “yes” (I should’ve responded to this: “omg! Stop making me think about where that tattoo could possibly be!)
Her: “it says ‘meow’”
Me: “meow”
Me: “so you must really like cats”
Her: “I lovee cats. They’re so furry and cuddly”
Me: “yeah I know. I love cats too” (after reading Z’s new post, I realize to further relate I should say: “I love cats too BECAUSE”)
Me: “if you could be any animal, what would you be?”
Her: “hmm, either a sloth, or a cat”
Her: “a sloth would be pretty cool. I mean I don’t think they are the top of the food chain, but yeah, if I couldn’t be a sloth, then I would be a cat”
Her: “lounge around all day long”
Me: “have people feed you, and pet you”
I realized here I could’ve teased her like: “remind me to never hang out with you if I need to get stuff done.”
I should’ve continued on with this topic, but instead, I just sort of smiled and looked ahead again. This caused her to talk about the weather again, and how this was suitable for the first day of spring.
Me: “are you going anywhere for the summer?”
Her: “umm. I might be going to Calgary… When I’m 21 though, I want to go to Vegas”
Me: “haha, that’s like everyone’s 21st birthday wish” (realized I shouldn’t have put her on the same page as ‘everyone’)
Her: “haha yeah!”
Me: “sounds like troubbleee”
Her: *laughs*
We hit the fork in the road where we must separate, so we say bye to each other. Never to be seen again
Pros:
- sexual, fun conversation
- persistent
- good direct opener
Cons:
- could’ve followed up with my sexual comments (but couldn’t think of it in the moment – practice makes perfect though!)
- lots of things that I should’ve said
- shouldn’t have said that thing about her bf
- should’ve stayed longer on topics, rather than jumping around so much
Me: “hey”
Her: *looks at me*
Me: “I like your outfit. Makes you look like a sexy office girl.”
Her: “haha thanks!”
Goes on to talk about how her group was supposed to present today, but didn’t end up getting to; how all the guys in her group were dressed up in suit and ties when all the other groups were in like sweaters and jeans. Bantered about this for a bit. I just realized that one of my groups last semester were like the only ones dressed up for a group presentation as well. Should’ve mentioned this to her as to relate, but I just remembered!
I then asked what the story behind her name was, since it was pretty unique.
Her: “my parents heard it a lot when my mom was pregnant, and so they decided to name me that”
Me: “wow your parents are that spontaneous?”
Her: “haha, I guess so”
Me: “I bet some of that spontaneousism passed on to you”
Her: “haha maybe a bit”
Me: “don’t worry, no need to be shy”
Her: “hahaha”
She then goes on to ask what I’m up to. I say that I have a research study to participate in for bonus marks. She says she does too, and that hers is at five. I tell her that I’m doing the one at five, and the one right before as well. She’s like: “oh! Maybe I can still sign up for that one!”
So she starts clicking around on her labtop. This allows me to pull my chair up closer to her so that I can see what she’s doing, and close proximity. More banter about these research studies. This is why you never let girls dictate the flow of the conversation; they’ll never make it sexual. I didn’t want to keep talking about school (well, talking about school isn’t bad if you’re talking about dreams and ambitions, but here, we were talking about pretty lame stuff), so I made a horrible decision: I tried to number close. On a low point.
Her: “haha, I don’t really drink coffee”
Me: “so you’re more of a tea drinker?”
Her: “nope, cold drinks… haha”
Me: “yeahh, I don’t really drink coffee either, makes me too ansy”
Her: “mhm. I hardly drink coffee, only if I need to stay up the entire night sort of thing”
Me: “yeah, I would be too all over the place”
Me: “is that tea?” *signals my head over to her water bottle”
Her: “no. ice tea. haha”
Her: *shows me this packet of powder ice tea*
Me: “haha, where’d you get that?”
Her: “safeway, hahaha”
Me: “you’ve got some tricks up your sleeve, huh?” (better said: “so what other tricks do you have up your sleeve)?
Her: “hahaha”
I then say we should leave. She says “won’t we be early?” but proceeds to packing up her stuff anyways. So we start walking, and then I try to number close again. On a low point (gotta stop doing this; I just do because I’m scared the interaction will never get to a high point).
Her: “I don’t think my boyfriend would like that”
Me: “And I have noo intentions of taking his spot” *give her a nudge on upper arm*
Me: “I just want to sit down with you, talk, and get to know you better”
Her: “I’m too busy with school and work nowadays”
Me: “oh cmon!” *give her a playful shove while looking away*
Her: *laughs*
Me: “so what do you do when you’re not stressing over school… or work”
Her: “mmm, watch movies”
Me: “Netflix?” (I should’ve said instead: “see! You’re not always busy! Instead of watching Netflix, grab some ice tea with me!)
Her: “yeah! Lovee Netflix”
Me: “me too!”
Me: “what do you usually watch?”
Her: “umm, well right now I’m watching Supernatural, do you know about it?”
Me: “mmm, I’ve heard of it, never watched it though. What’s it about?”
Her: “it’s about two brothers; they fight supernatural beings” – goes on talking about it
At this point, I faintly realize that Supernatural is the show with the hot vampire dudes. I would not have known this if it weren’t for these forums lol.
Me: “I bet you watch it only for the hot brothers”
Her: “haha, that’s like half the reason why I watch it” (I should’ve responded: “more like the onlyyy reason" – this way, I would’ve won the entire frame, rather than only half of it – but oh well, I know that with more practice, I’ll be able to say these “retaliations” on the spot)
Me: *smile and look away*
Let the social pressure fall on her, and she re-initiates me by talking about how nice it is outside, but that it also looks warmer than it is. I agree with her by telling her that I totally underdressed. Pretty boring shit, so I let the conversation die off again.
At this point, we were walking, so she wasn’t giving me much eye contact. I was giving her some, but I figured that I shouldn’t since she wasn’t and we were walking.
She re-initiates me by asking me how long I’ve been going to this school for. I tell her and ask her the same question. Then we start talking about her major, and how she decided that business would be right for her. She was telling me because of how it was applicable to so many situations; very flexible. Actually, I find that a lot of girls are into business because of this reason. She asks me what I study, and how I decided on psychology. I told her that I went to this school without knowing what I wanted to do, but eventually, narrowed it down to psychology. A pretty normal response; this way, I maintained my mystery as I didn’t tell her what I like about it.
We get to the library, bantering about what she does for work, and take the elevator up to the floor where the room is. She gets out the elevator first, and starts heading straight, but I sort of grab her shoulder, she turns, and I point to where we actually should be going.
Her: “oh you were right. this place is hard to find”
Me: “I know, it’s like a secretive place”
We head into the room where the study is taking place. I make sure to take lead and choose where we will sit.
Me: “so would you want to own your own business?”
Her: “noo, that would be too stressful”
Me: “what do you want to do then?”
Her: “I don’t know… I really don’t want to think about that at this stage”
Me: “well, if you could have any job you wanted to have, what would it be?”
Her: “mmmm… probably a food critic. Get paid to eat food” – goes on to talk about how great a job like that would be”
Me: “yeah, that would be awesome”
Me: “do you cook?”
Her: “yeah, I’m alright”
Me: “haha, I like how you remain humble. You’re not like, ‘I’m amazing at cooking’”
Her: “haha, yeah”
Me: “I’m absolute shit at cooking”
Her: *laughs*
Me: “what do you like to cook?”
Her: *tells me, but I forget now*
Me: “you must really like food”
This leads to her telling me about how the business project she was supposed to present was about Japa dogs or something like that lol, and how when she looked at them, she got really hungry. Typing this out, I just realized that I could’ve blurted out a sexual frame: “of course those hot dogs made you drooooool.”
Anyways, she goes on to say that her group leader is bossing everyone around, making sure that they do their part, and that this is good, because this means that she doesn’t have to boss everyone around. This could’ve led to some teasing about her “bossy” character but instead I said:
Me: “so he must’ve bossed you around a lot”
Her: “nope. I do my work”
Me: “goody two shoe”
Her: “only at school”
Me: “me too” (better said: “so you’ve got a wild side… let’s meet somewhere far far away from school sometime”)
I try another date proposal here, but once again, she declines.
Me: “you must really love your boyfriend” (I know! I shouldn’t have said this! I just couldn’t think of anything else to say, and when this happens, I usually end up blurting out the most stupid shit ever)
Her: “yeah, he’s a cool guy *pause* he doesn’t compare to Supernatural though” (LOL, I can’t believe she said this. I’ve seriously got to start watching this show. Honestly though, anything with the idea of vampires in it sounds corny as hell).
Me: “so, what if I was a vampire?”
Her: “they’re dangerous, they suck your blood”
Me: *lean in* “what about a handsome asian guy? Soft and tender to the touch” (since I’m asian)
Her: “haha, that wouldn’t work either”
Damn!
I smile and look away. I’ve pretty much given up at this point so I give one of the researchers (whose in charge of the study) eye contact. He engages me and says: “aren’t you in my class?” So we start talking about the test and school and pretty much light banter. He asks me how I did on the test, and I said: “horribly.” He said he was the first to finish. Lol. Way to be humble much?
Eventually, the study starts, and finishes. Now we have to wait 20 minutes for the next study.
Me: “can I have a sip of your ice tea?”
Her: “cooties"
Me: “oh, shutup!” *give her another playful shove*
Her: *laughs*
At this point, she starts texting on her phone. So I just take out a book and start reading it. It would’ve been weird to ask her more questions and try to make conversation when she clearly wasn’t interested. So I just showed her that I wasn’t going to act choked or anything.
The final study proceeds. It tests how hearing music affects your ability to recall words. When it ends, the girl looks down at my paper.
Her: “haha, you fail.”
Me: *smile*
A second or two passes.
Me: “yeah I’m so bad at memory”
Her: *laughs*
Then I notice she wrote down the room number on her hand so I tease her about that.
We leave the room, and she stops to write something against the wall. I stop beside her (non-verbal chasing much)?
Me: “you know… we’re never going to see each other again”
Her: “that’s not true, if you’re coming here next semester again”
Me: “well, I’m not. I got accepted into ubc Okanagan” ("well, I'm not," would've sufficed).
Her: “oh nice. Some of my friends go there. They said they really like it”
Me: “what do they like about it?”
Her: “the partying”
Me: “that’s like why I’m going *pause* get away from the parents for a bit”
Me: “it’s not like you and your boyfriend are going to run away into the sunset”
Her: “maybe we will”
Me: “let’s grab ice tea sometime”
I know now after reading one of Anatman's FR, that something like: telling her that I will be an usher at her wedding, and that she will name her son after me since she will be having an affair with me while her husband is at work lol)!
Her: “haha, ice tea *pause* I don’t think he would approve”
Me: “and who said he had to knoww”
Her: “haha. If he was doing the same thing, then I would too”
Me: “maybe he is”
Her: “I’m pretty sure he isn’t”
Me: “it’ll be ooour secret”
Her: *smiles, doesn’t say anything*
Me: “are you going to the Canada line?”
Her: “yeah, I thought you live in kits?”
Me: “yeah, but I drove today. Parked up on _______”
Her: “free parking?”
Me: “yeah, and you only have to walk 5 blocks”
Her: “only?”
Me: “yeah. Why? Is that a lot for you?”
Her: “depends on if they’re short or long blocks”
We are on our way out of the library when she bumps into one of her friends, who is sitting with another guy.
They start chatting, and I stand at a distance. I realize that I shouldn’t care, and I take a step forward. They are talking about this random girl’s tattoo. I comment: “all that glitters is not gold” (since that’s what one part says). Banter a bit more, then freckled face blonde says bye and we continue walking.
Me: “do you have any tattoos?”
Her: “yes”
Me: “in a secretive spot?”
Her: “yes
” (I should’ve responded to this: “omg! Stop making me think about where that tattoo could possibly be!) Her: “it says ‘meow’”
Me: “meow”
Me: “so you must really like cats”
Her: “I lovee cats. They’re so furry and cuddly”
Me: “yeah I know. I love cats too” (after reading Z’s new post, I realize to further relate I should say: “I love cats too BECAUSE”)
Me: “if you could be any animal, what would you be?”
Her: “hmm, either a sloth, or a cat”
Her: “a sloth would be pretty cool. I mean I don’t think they are the top of the food chain, but yeah, if I couldn’t be a sloth, then I would be a cat”
Her: “lounge around all day long”
Me: “have people feed you, and pet you”
I realized here I could’ve teased her like: “remind me to never hang out with you if I need to get stuff done.”
I should’ve continued on with this topic, but instead, I just sort of smiled and looked ahead again. This caused her to talk about the weather again, and how this was suitable for the first day of spring.
Me: “are you going anywhere for the summer?”
Her: “umm. I might be going to Calgary… When I’m 21 though, I want to go to Vegas”
Me: “haha, that’s like everyone’s 21st birthday wish” (realized I shouldn’t have put her on the same page as ‘everyone’)
Her: “haha yeah!”
Me: “sounds like troubbleee”
Her: *laughs*
We hit the fork in the road where we must separate, so we say bye to each other. Never to be seen again
Pros:
- sexual, fun conversation
- persistent
- good direct opener
Cons:
- could’ve followed up with my sexual comments (but couldn’t think of it in the moment – practice makes perfect though!)
- lots of things that I should’ve said
- shouldn’t have said that thing about her bf
- should’ve stayed longer on topics, rather than jumping around so much
