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Guys, would you lie about your age to get a lay?

kristian

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Some girls that like me, seem to ask my age before proceeding. I am 35 but if I tell them this, they often run away. It happens with the youngest ones 18 - 21 that are too selfconscious. People often think I am 26.

Should I just start saying this? I mean, I just want a lay and some practice.
 

trashKENNUT

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People often think I am 26.
Tell them you are 26.

And if she founds out, tease her by blaming her.

And if she is positively annoyed, great. If she is angry, run! Somebody you dont want to hangout with

z@c+
 

Alpha13SC

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Tell her you identify as a 26 yo.

I would do it if she's somehow a stranger to me.
 

Tim Iron

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Girl: So, how old are you?
Tayo: How old do I look?
Girl: 28 years old???
Tayo: yes... you are right. So, you say that you like historical dramas...
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

Regal Tiger

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Is there any reason not to?

Also, I learned this from Chase: when you're having a girl guess your age she's going to guess something that is acceptable for her. So as long as you say within a year or two of that the you're good to go (if she's into you, which chances are she is if she's asking)
 

DarkKnight

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Is there any reason not to?

Also, I learned this from Chase: when you're having a girl guess your age she's going to guess something that is acceptable for her.
So true
 

DonGately

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Typically I do not, even though I am in my 40s. Occasionally I shave a few years off just for the fun of it. [which means I am still 2x their age]

Not one girl has ever cared. I actually had this college girl ask me how old I was mid-fuck which was hilarious.
'Are you 36? No.
37? No.
38? No.' She stopped asking but never stopped grinding on top of me. We banged dozens of times after that.

any girl who's 20 thinks everyone over...say, 27-29 is 'old' for her, which doesn't mean she doesn't want to fuck them. If they're running away from you, 95% of the time your age has zero to do with it. You can be 30 or 35 or 45.

Kristian, I suggest that you showing discomfort about the age difference is leading them to be uncomfortable with it. If you seem fun and experienced and non-judgemental, they'll want to bang you regardless of age. Most girls that age are actually looking for an older guy or they wouldn't be talking to you in the first place. It's amazing how fast college girls get tired of keg parties, bad sex, and pizza for dinner these days.....they want a totally different experience.

Give it to them.
 

Troy

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Some girls that like me, seem to ask my age before proceeding. I am 35 but if I tell them this, they often run away. It happens with the youngest ones 18 - 21 that are too selfconscious. People often think I am 26.

Should I just start saying this? I mean, I just want a lay and some practice.
women lie about their age all the time. I know ladies who are 36 + and in the no man's land. Know how many women I see on Instagram, whenever their birthday comes around, they got big ballons in front of them saying 25, 26, 27. (Nothing past that age).

Year after year after year, they do the same foolishness. And I know some of them ladies be even 45 years old talking about they are 26.

So yes, tell them you 26. You stopped aging at 26 years old. Bang them chicks and keep it moving. Some may fall in love with you and age wont matter then.
 
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