help me bang this Craigslist girl

[lao che]

JusT a quick one.


My original Craigslist post-


hey! you naughty little princess ..

you're a little angel with a naughty side

you like to get treated like an elegant lady outside, and get treated like a bad bad girl when we are alone

you don't let just anyone see your naughty side, it's private. that's ok. we can keep a secret. just don't fall in love with me


i'm a man, in the bedroom and out. i'm a good guy and i'll treat you right. in return you must be feminine, above all else. a girly girl who takes care of her body.
i find beauty in strange places. if you look a little quirky, or think you're not pretty, you might be surprised. also, i have a thing for imperfect teeth, and pointy ears. if you have ears like a pixie, that's definitely a bonus.
obviously if you are outstandingly beautiful, with perfect teeth and no pointy ears, i might still be interested. we'll see ,-)


me: blond hair, blue eyes, athletic body, good looking. charming. and also modest ,-)



To which I received this email-

Hi,

You have really particular taste, I must say. Also, I'm not sure you're as modest as you think, or good looking for that matter =p

I'm Chinese Canadian in my 20s, fun and easy going. 

I've attached a pic  to ensure you I don't scare ppl away =p

Cheers,
B. **pic of very pretty and normal looking girl attached


So far I've got this


Hi, B

Well I'm not seeing any pointy ears, no snaggletooth, either.... **sigh**

but, you seem nice, no bullshit and a little bit cheeky, I like that



I want to keep that but can't think of a suitable call to action. I don't wanna jump straight in to asking for a meet. Usually I'll get the girl to suggest that.

 

[Whizzy]

How about something like this;

Hi B,

I'm not too sure that you're as easy going as you think, or fun for that matter <-----teases her in the same way she tried to tease you

<insert comment about her picture>. <plan meetup/swap numbers>

I don't think I would send her back a picture yet, until she asks for it. If she agrees to swapping numbers you can easily get another picture out of her that way by asking for a contact photo.

 

[lao che]

That's actually pretty good ... personally I didn't want to suggest a plan to meet so soon. Without her investing a little more. I agree with not sending a pic unless asked.

My text /IM/email game is usually spot-on but
I had that half written on my phone all day and was just drawing a blank.

Interesting to see different responses. I ended up just sending it as it was with no call to action ... mistake , for sure. Never mind ...