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Bonjour seducers,
This LR happened roughly two weeks ago. I didn't necessarily do anything special but its a fun little story. I've had a few lays recently where my process was going through the motions pretty much. Let me know if you want me to write them up (if you enjoy reading these) and I'll be more than happy to do so.
So I went out for a few drinks with my housemates in the liberal part of town. There's basically 2.5 places to drink there, but huge variety between them. One is a large restaurant-y bar, the other is a scary drug-heavy nightclub and the .5 is a tiny bar with a friendly crowd. I've written before that I've found the liberal, feminist, hippy, vegan whatever places to be quite prudish in reality. It's fun to drink there because you see funny shit, but certainly not the best for bedding genuinely attractive women.
I approached a few women, and chatted with a few guys. Nothing was really turning up any leads, so mostly I was just talking shit with my housemates. We were sitting outside and I saw a blonde hippy with her friend, both looking back at me. I give them a smile and a wave and they wave back eagerly, especially the blonde. Unfortunately they are leaving the club and I don't feel like running after them while I still have a pretty full beer. I can see they're heading to the one other place, so I decide I'll try catch them when we inevitably change venues.
Eventually we head to the other bar. Sure enough, they're both in the smoking area in the midst of some drama. I decide to use the approach that girls often use. That is, I pretend I haven't noticed them but sit at the nearest available table with my friends. I wouldn't normally use this as its a little passive but its useful when the girl is visibly interested and you want her to chase. From what I remember I just leant over and said, "I think your friend is having some drama" or something like that. I'm wearing a sky blue button up with jeans and timberland earthkeepers. Her face lights up when she recognises me from earlier. I pretend that I'm remembering and I say "I think you waved at me before" using a light chase frame, as it was of course me that waved at her.
I chat with her for a while and she clearly wants to fuck. My housemates head home as they want to leave me alone with the girl. It's all very light and flirty with lots of sexual innuendos. After a while she gets up with her friend to go to the bathroom, and promptly vanishes. So I was like, okay that's a pity. I was now alone, it was quiet everywhere and I didn't take the girl's number or contact of any sort. I decide to try my luck going solo, end up at a weird house party, but yeah that's a story for another time.
Fast forward a few days later and I check my facebook (which I never do). I have a friend request, and its the fucking hippy girl. I didn't remember telling her anything about me except my first name. But she found me somehow. I then check my messages and she has said:
Her: Hey
We met the other night at [bar] then I disappeared! Wish I could've stayed longer... would you like to catch up for a drink?
I was like wtf. I told a few friends and they told me if I meet her, I should bring pepper spray. I wasn't that worried, but it's definitely unusal for women to chase this hard.
Me: Hey thanks for reaching out, I'd be keen for that for sure! What days are you free?
Her: Haha I thought I would try and see what happened if I did! I'm up [out of town] this weekend but free most evenings during the week.
I met her a few days later at a bar close to my place. Do some deep diving and she tells me she just came out of a four year relationship and has been finding it difficult to meet guys. I make some jabs about dating apps, which makes me look better as I met her in person, the old fashioned way. After the place closes we go sit on this little grassy patch nearby and I grab her for a kiss. She immediately climbs on top of me and says "This is very public." I do what I normally do in this situation and say, yeah let's go grab a cigarette, I have some at home.
She drives us both back to my place and we have a smoke. My way of transitioning to actual sex is just to behave as if it's inevitable and super relaxed. She finishes her smoke and I just say, do you want some water? That way I can go inside, walk to my bedroom, take my shoes off, you know the rest. When I get her in bed I use Skills' escalation method. As I'm kissing her I start grabbing her breast. I kiss her neck a bit, take her breast out over her bra/shirt and start kissing/sucking it. While I'm doing this I undo my jeans and take my cock out and start rubbing it. I keep it completely shaved and clean, as this seems to make it more appetising for girls to put in their mouths. She takes the hint and starts sucking it. I've used this method a few times and it works well.
I get the condom on and fuck her and its all over pretty fast. This happens to me when I use condoms weirdly enough, because I'm used to fucking without one. The sensation kind of confuses my penis and makes me cum prematurely. After the sex she starts acting very strangely. Like she talks in this weird baby voice for the rest of the night. I tell her I'll be hard again soon and I'll fuck her again. But the weird voice she uses is so off-putting. Some girls do this and I don't know why. Like I tell her to suck my dick and she goes "Aww he wants to get suck-suck agains". She's saying everything in this bizarre way. "Me has to go make a peepee." I'm just thinking oh god why. I told her she could sleep over which I quickly regret. Luckily its very hot and she can't sleep, so she drives home.
Haven't seen her since, but then, maybe I wants to get some suck-suck agains!
This LR happened roughly two weeks ago. I didn't necessarily do anything special but its a fun little story. I've had a few lays recently where my process was going through the motions pretty much. Let me know if you want me to write them up (if you enjoy reading these) and I'll be more than happy to do so.
So I went out for a few drinks with my housemates in the liberal part of town. There's basically 2.5 places to drink there, but huge variety between them. One is a large restaurant-y bar, the other is a scary drug-heavy nightclub and the .5 is a tiny bar with a friendly crowd. I've written before that I've found the liberal, feminist, hippy, vegan whatever places to be quite prudish in reality. It's fun to drink there because you see funny shit, but certainly not the best for bedding genuinely attractive women.
I approached a few women, and chatted with a few guys. Nothing was really turning up any leads, so mostly I was just talking shit with my housemates. We were sitting outside and I saw a blonde hippy with her friend, both looking back at me. I give them a smile and a wave and they wave back eagerly, especially the blonde. Unfortunately they are leaving the club and I don't feel like running after them while I still have a pretty full beer. I can see they're heading to the one other place, so I decide I'll try catch them when we inevitably change venues.
Eventually we head to the other bar. Sure enough, they're both in the smoking area in the midst of some drama. I decide to use the approach that girls often use. That is, I pretend I haven't noticed them but sit at the nearest available table with my friends. I wouldn't normally use this as its a little passive but its useful when the girl is visibly interested and you want her to chase. From what I remember I just leant over and said, "I think your friend is having some drama" or something like that. I'm wearing a sky blue button up with jeans and timberland earthkeepers. Her face lights up when she recognises me from earlier. I pretend that I'm remembering and I say "I think you waved at me before" using a light chase frame, as it was of course me that waved at her.
I chat with her for a while and she clearly wants to fuck. My housemates head home as they want to leave me alone with the girl. It's all very light and flirty with lots of sexual innuendos. After a while she gets up with her friend to go to the bathroom, and promptly vanishes. So I was like, okay that's a pity. I was now alone, it was quiet everywhere and I didn't take the girl's number or contact of any sort. I decide to try my luck going solo, end up at a weird house party, but yeah that's a story for another time.
Fast forward a few days later and I check my facebook (which I never do). I have a friend request, and its the fucking hippy girl. I didn't remember telling her anything about me except my first name. But she found me somehow. I then check my messages and she has said:
Her: Hey
We met the other night at [bar] then I disappeared! Wish I could've stayed longer... would you like to catch up for a drink?I was like wtf. I told a few friends and they told me if I meet her, I should bring pepper spray. I wasn't that worried, but it's definitely unusal for women to chase this hard.
Me: Hey
thanks for reaching out, I'd be keen for that for sure! What days are you free?Her: Haha I thought I would try and see what happened if I did! I'm up [out of town] this weekend but free most evenings during the week.
I met her a few days later at a bar close to my place. Do some deep diving and she tells me she just came out of a four year relationship and has been finding it difficult to meet guys. I make some jabs about dating apps, which makes me look better as I met her in person, the old fashioned way. After the place closes we go sit on this little grassy patch nearby and I grab her for a kiss. She immediately climbs on top of me and says "This is very public." I do what I normally do in this situation and say, yeah let's go grab a cigarette, I have some at home.
She drives us both back to my place and we have a smoke. My way of transitioning to actual sex is just to behave as if it's inevitable and super relaxed. She finishes her smoke and I just say, do you want some water? That way I can go inside, walk to my bedroom, take my shoes off, you know the rest. When I get her in bed I use Skills' escalation method. As I'm kissing her I start grabbing her breast. I kiss her neck a bit, take her breast out over her bra/shirt and start kissing/sucking it. While I'm doing this I undo my jeans and take my cock out and start rubbing it. I keep it completely shaved and clean, as this seems to make it more appetising for girls to put in their mouths. She takes the hint and starts sucking it. I've used this method a few times and it works well.
I get the condom on and fuck her and its all over pretty fast. This happens to me when I use condoms weirdly enough, because I'm used to fucking without one. The sensation kind of confuses my penis and makes me cum prematurely. After the sex she starts acting very strangely. Like she talks in this weird baby voice for the rest of the night. I tell her I'll be hard again soon and I'll fuck her again. But the weird voice she uses is so off-putting. Some girls do this and I don't know why. Like I tell her to suck my dick and she goes "Aww he wants to get suck-suck agains". She's saying everything in this bizarre way. "Me has to go make a peepee." I'm just thinking oh god why. I told her she could sleep over which I quickly regret. Luckily its very hot and she can't sleep, so she drives home.
Haven't seen her since, but then, maybe I wants to get some suck-suck agains!
