This will be pretty quick.
MEET UP
It's fashion week around here. I meet this model, walking, on her way back to the hotel.
She's a model, not (no shit, eh?), (very) well dressed, and I'm short, very short, and bald... But today I'm at least very well dressed as well, nice blazer and freaking nice Italian shirt opened up to show chest hair (yeah, I'm a wop)
.
After 30 seconds, just the time to exchange names and a couple of sentences, she starts turning right and says bye. I realize that's her hotel, so I just tell her
INVITE TO DRINK
"let's go for a drink".
She looks at me with a dead pan face.
I am just coming back from a date with a very pretty girl where everything was going great and we were going "back around my area"... Till her gay flatmate calls her that he forgot the keys so she gotta go back.
Fuck it, I certainly wasn't in the "safe mood on" after that.
So I just do the same: stare back at her dead pan face without saying anything.
She: "now?"
me: "yeah, now"
She: "NOW??"
me: "yeah, now"
She "where"
me "to some bar around here, there's gotta be something"
She "OK, bu something very close"
me "yeah.. Let's go" (start walking)
BAR
We arrive in front of the bar.
She asks me if I drink wine and I tell her yes and she says she prefers white.
I say we can get a bottle and share.
She says she can't, just a glass as she gotta go soon. "Club hopping".
Fuck this shit I think, I'm not gonna sit here, possibly pay for drinks just to see her bolt in 10 mins.
I ask if her hotel got a bar, or a room bar.
She complains why people think models are all like that.
I say I don't think anything and press again to go.
THE HOTEL
We go till the front of the hotel, where she says "oh actually it's got a bar" (it really does, maybe unluckily?).
I had no cash, really no cash, just the card, but I'm a super cheapo and still I'm afraid I'll be paying just to see her go 5 minutes later. That would be too much after having lost the previous girl at the last minute.
THE FUCK UP (MY BAD?)
I realize there's a "real" bar and disappointed we're not going straight to the room and flying on the high of so many quick successive wins I try the ballsy(stupid?) move and say "OK, but you're gonna pay".
That was it (maybe she really thought I was going to invite her?).
She turns around and starts going to the elevator.
I follow her, stop in front of the elevator and say "what floor are you staying" (it wasn't even as weird as it sounds, the whole interaction was really quick and not even much talking).
But it doesn't work, she wants me to go.
I insist, but she is getting more and more serious that she is going upstairs, but not me.
I extend my hand, tell her it was nice to meet her and bid farewell.
MEET UP
It's fashion week around here. I meet this model, walking, on her way back to the hotel.
She's a model, not (no shit, eh?), (very) well dressed, and I'm short, very short, and bald... But today I'm at least very well dressed as well, nice blazer and freaking nice Italian shirt opened up to show chest hair (yeah, I'm a wop)
.After 30 seconds, just the time to exchange names and a couple of sentences, she starts turning right and says bye. I realize that's her hotel, so I just tell her
INVITE TO DRINK
"let's go for a drink".
She looks at me with a dead pan face.
I am just coming back from a date with a very pretty girl where everything was going great and we were going "back around my area"... Till her gay flatmate calls her that he forgot the keys so she gotta go back.
Fuck it, I certainly wasn't in the "safe mood on" after that
.So I just do the same: stare back at her dead pan face without saying anything.
She: "now?"
me: "yeah, now"
She: "NOW??"
me: "yeah, now"
She "where"
me "to some bar around here, there's gotta be something"
She "OK, bu something very close"
me "yeah.. Let's go" (start walking)
BAR
We arrive in front of the bar.
She asks me if I drink wine and I tell her yes and she says she prefers white.
I say we can get a bottle and share.
She says she can't, just a glass as she gotta go soon. "Club hopping".
Fuck this shit I think, I'm not gonna sit here, possibly pay for drinks just to see her bolt in 10 mins.
I ask if her hotel got a bar, or a room bar.
She complains why people think models are all like that.
I say I don't think anything and press again to go.
THE HOTEL
We go till the front of the hotel, where she says "oh actually it's got a bar" (it really does, maybe unluckily?).
I had no cash, really no cash, just the card, but I'm a super cheapo and still I'm afraid I'll be paying just to see her go 5 minutes later. That would be too much after having lost the previous girl at the last minute
.THE FUCK UP (MY BAD?)
I realize there's a "real" bar and disappointed we're not going straight to the room and flying on the high of so many quick successive wins I try the ballsy(stupid?) move and say "OK, but you're gonna pay".
That was it (maybe she really thought I was going to invite her?).
She turns around and starts going to the elevator.
I follow her, stop in front of the elevator and say "what floor are you staying" (it wasn't even as weird as it sounds, the whole interaction was really quick and not even much talking).
But it doesn't work, she wants me to go
.I insist, but she is getting more and more serious that she is going upstairs, but not me.
I extend my hand, tell her it was nice to meet her and bid farewell.
