How Michael Phelps Texted His Girlfriend

[mb1]

http://www.stunnalife.com/wp-content/up ... Hater3.jpg

from Birdman's website lol

Does anyone here text girls for no reason while in relationships? Yes it's nice for her to feel desired if he's got attainability in check. I'm a playful texter, but it's always focused on getting to logistics regardless.

 

[Franco]

mb1,

It's poor form, but he's Michael Phelps, so it's not going to detract from his relationship all that much (unless he becomes very needy in other ways).

Also, it depends on the girl. If his girlfriend is just some random hottie, then his value is going to be skyrocketing over hers, so she'll put up with a lot just to stay in a relationship with an extremely high value man that she may never get an opportunity for again.

If he's dating another famous person, then their value is relatively equal, and things like texting her constantly to check up on her are going to be treated more like him mate-guarding or coming across as insecure, and she'll be more likely to feel put off by it.

I only text a girlfriend if I have a reason to text her (that isn't along the lines of me being insecure about how she's feeling or what she's up to).

- Franco

 

[avgs30]

He's Michael Phelps. Nothing else even matters. Like Franco implied, he's so "high value" that I think he could get away with a lot of bullshit.

 

[mb1]

Thanks guys - so it's simply social status and sexual marketplace value eh. She leaked the texts after he left her, so...

Let's say Mike's meeting local girls in Starbucks. He couldn't possibly go wrong with showing too much interest, desire, or pondering thought on a woman right? She would always be the one-down cause he has 138923749283743242x the access to mates even if she's an absolutely stunning professional woman who works around powerful men all day.

Game changes with public figures who have comparable access to quality mates and massive preselection, so isn't that bullshit lol... Tucker Max's interview with Matt Ridley explained that the peacock tail doesn't show genetic fitness; it just shows the bird can handle a useless trait that functions only for attraction, which allows the women to "follow the fashion", so to speak, knowing that the traits of their children will then also be attractive to other females.

WOW

It's just interesting that gold medals and guitar picks also guarantee intense provider value and elevation of social status for her to find other mates (like Amber Rose). Also, female pheasants (who have no need for providers) will nest alone away (likely so no other females lay eggs in her nest) from an alpha male who's openly shared by females for mating... but they still go feed in his yard together, since his mate-guarding out of sperm competition (always on the lookout for competition), also protects the females from predators.

So even with a harem full of pheasants, it's still best to have a huge ass yard and host a picnic, but we're ALWAYS being used, just as we use their uteri (uterus lol) right? On the OTHER hand, could a homeless person ever reach Phelphs level of low-neediness by just being less invested in others' opinions of himself?

How about this guy? https://youtu.be/odOGe8vzBbQ
Panhandler game could WORK! It's asking for investment. Even just requests for bus money could be a good opener?

 

[mb1]

Going off that - who has more mating "success"? These guys for 3 years https://youtu.be/X2BYmmTI04I

or the California Pimp?

https://www.girlschase.com/content/legen ... imp-part-i

https://www.girlschase.com/content/legen ... mp-part-ii

 

[mb1]

Not to imply gold medals are peacock tails - actually they're opposite in that they show genetic fitness more than anything. A guitar pick though...

Guitar PLUS open case panhandling perhaps?

https://youtu.be/mlMUpuX_GQI

 

[Dylweed]

Can't beleive he texts like that. His girl is probly so annoyed but just goes along with it cuz he's fucking michael phelps

 

[Throwaway01]

Absolutely no game at all she's gonna swoon over the first person who reads online dating articles
since Michael sounds SO normal

I'm being sarcastic.

 

[mb1]

We know he's not normal. The point here is to identify what he has that makes up for unattractive qualities. Then again, maybe they'd had a huge fight that morning or her dog had died.

Being a champ doesn't guarantee anything. Seems like the key here is he always remained the one up in the relationship, which his hard work and success in swimming put him in an easier position to be able to maintain.

 

[Throwaway01]

We know he's not normal. The point here is to identify what he has that makes up for unattractive qualities. Then again, maybe they'd had a huge fight that morning or her dog had died.

Being a champ doesn't guarantee anything. Seems like the key here is he always remained the one up in the relationship, which his hard work and success in swimming put him in an easier position to be able to maintain.

What are you talking about? He has a girlfriend and he just texts her like normal people that see each other do, maybe they'll get married someday or maybe not. Why should he try to act like some clown to sound magical or funny, clearly they like each other according to the text.

 

[mb1]

We know he's not normal. The point here is to identify what he has that makes up for unattractive qualities. Then again, maybe they'd had a huge fight that morning or her dog had died.

Being a champ doesn't guarantee anything. Seems like the key here is he always remained the one up in the relationship, which his hard work and success in swimming put him in an easier position to be able to maintain.

What are you talking about? He has a girlfriend and he just texts her like normal people that see each other do, maybe they'll get married someday or maybe not. Why should he try to act like some clown to sound magical or funny, clearly they like each other according to the text.

The point is he's already texting like a clown. Most girls would look at that as needy behaviour that typically communicates a lack of options in women. The whole point here is that his overwhelming mating options as earned by his social status makes up in spades for this behaviour.

Actually, it just occured to me that he might have to treat girls like this to be attainable enough for them. She definitely took enough of a self esteem hit when he left her to feel a need to show her other mating options publically that someone of his rank in the meat market treated her that way. It's a smart strategy really. She must have been pretty special to be his pick among millions of girls right? Preselection works both ways.

 

[mb1]

Haha just read radeng's overlapping answer - nice!

Throwaway, if you're the one still in control then all should be OK. Of course I'll text a girl after her test to see how she felt about it, but it's in the form of a date request to do that more efficiently with eye contact. Women always seem to appreciate that, and leaving room in her Tamagotchi for platonic friends, even if they say otherwise (though they typically agree it is annoying to be asked how their day is going. What does the guy really want from her and cannot say?).

 

[mb1]

BTW we'll never know if he had to ignore her for an important phone call that morning, etc. It could have been a pull in after a push, but absolutely still "poor form" as Franco summed it up.