How to frame poor sex?

[Mr.Rob]

My most recent LR I played the game almost perfectly but I failed to produce in the end.

I don't even care to see her again but I feel bad that she chose a product that looked amazing and was marketed amazing but the product failed to deliver so to speak.

1. How do women view bad sex? (Bitter, understanding, pissed, disgust?) I mean it's got to suck getting all excited and then getting fucked mildly for 3 minutes and that's it without getting off yourself.

2. Is it possible to recover? (assuming it was a girl I wanted to see later on down the road)

3. How should I frame the poor sex as soon as it's over? (I couldn't get hard again in time to go another round so that was out of the question)
By this I mean should you joke about it? ignore it pretend like it was awesome? Explain yourself (probably not the best idea)? Overdramatize it like she's some sex goddess that made you cum to fast? Pretend you did it on purpose?

I unfortunately went the route of ignoring it and not mentioning a thing about it and I saw a noticeable change in her vibe afterwards in a negative way (showed I was insecure about it)

So how have you guys framed bad sex in the past to make the best of things?

I feel like if you could frame it in a way thats funny and laugh at your insecurity together it might be forgivable and let you try again another day...

Or perhaps you've all been sex gods since you were born (I thought I was since I usually perform pretty fucking well but I've been humbled)... though I doubt it! lol

Thanks,
-Rob

 

[PrettyDecent]

Hey Rob,

If I'd just had sex with a new girl, and it was sub-par because of PE, I'd just use what Franco's recommend - which is: "whoa, that never happens. You must be incredibly sexy!" And then later on you pound her with good sex.

If it was for ED, I say "yeah, look, this usually happens the first time." And if you can sense they're the insecure type, you can add: "...and trust me when I say I'm beyond tortured right now". Girls will be very understanding, and they'll work to get you more comfortable.

So out of your choices: she was just way too sexy for you to hold it in, and it massively surprises you, too.

~Nick

 

[Mr.Rob]

Thanks Nick,

I think to add to that I'm just going to start using my PE as an opener from now on to get it out of the way:

"Hey I'm Robert I wear whitey tidy's, I play the Kazoo, and I'm a premature ejaculator. So tell me about yourself."

Then when we have sex and I cum in 2 minutes she will have been forewarned.

Or when I get back and start escalating with the girl be like "girl this is going to be the best 2 minutes of sex in your entire life, your lucky you chose me" said completely serious and melodramatic with an obvious tone of utter bullshit.