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Humblebrag - I hit 20 partners

ulrich

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Just here to brag. Yesterday I slept with my 20th girl.

I know that for some guys here, this is a small accomplishment but for me, growing up as an akward, nerdy, shy introverted kid... for a long time it felt impossible.
Cool thing, I am 34 and she is 22 (12 years my junior).

Girlschase is to blame for my success.
If I had not find them, I would still be negging my friends' friends and wondering why everyone hates my guts.

And if you feel this is impossible for you, let me tell you that I had my first kiss at 21, lost my V-card at 25 and had my first girlfriend at 29.

Happy sarging!!
 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

D_Smooth1900

Space Monkey
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Congrats bud, happy for you, as a side note I never know how to feel when it comes to discussing your body count with your friends. I feel like it comes off as showing off correct me if I’m wrong either way congrats you’ll make it to 50 in no time
 

ulrich

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Congrats bud, happy for you, as a side note I never know how to feel when it comes to discussing your body count with your friends. I feel like it comes off as showing off correct me if I’m wrong either way congrats you’ll make it to 50 in no time

No, you’re right about that. This is something I cannot discuss with my friends... only with you guys.

In the outside world, if the subject comes up everything gets awkward.
 

Starboy

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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No, you’re right about that. This is something I cannot discuss with my friends... only with you guys.

In the outside world, if the subject comes up everything gets awkward.
Thanks for sharing this milestone and where you were before. It's very encouraging for guys like me who haven't established themselves yet and are in doubt.
 

trashKENNUT

Cro-Magnon Man
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Yea, keep the body count here. Btw I help you load this truck of this hot ass bitches. We going to turn them into beautiful zombies :)

And conquer the world!
 

D. Gately

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Mar 16, 2020
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I think I have intermediate game so it took me a while to puzzle out why I was having such success as I aged. I figured like 20% had an older man/daddy fetish but it went beyond that for sure.

Finally, I realized that when one of these girls has a drink with me, they know that if they want to be spanked, or choked, or slapped, or anal, or hog-tied and photographed, that I am 100% going to do that to them and give them orgasms; and I know what I'm doing [or at least look like it to them]
It could take 1 or 2 or 3 dates, but usually no more than 2. And for some of these girls they had zero experience in bondage/anal but wanted to do it with me.

And I'm not going to stalk them because I have a real life that doesn't include them or need them. It's like the joke that a bank only lends money to people who don't need it. There's no risk of social circle contamination, just deniable dick. No romance, just rough sex which is what they were dying for anyway, and most guys their age can't or won't be able to do properly. Plus, they can bounce at anytime in a few weeks or months with no repercussions, although it's almost always me that leaves for greener pastures in practice. Great bodies with a less-than-stellar personality gets old real fast.
 
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