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Space Monkey
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2 in target. I approached, Could I ask you a question? She said she didnt work there. I said no, blah blah blah, painting, she said no I’m too introverted for that. She had this nerdy cute look. Not that pretty but nice legs in pink leggings.
so I was like, you’re cute, how about coffee, and she was like no I’m moving to college.
the other one was just a few aisles down in traget. Same style approach, still haven’t tried the touch pre open. She was so beautiful with huge beautiful natural lips. Well, she was like a 10. And she just said No sorry. Oh yeah it was terrible because I said about 5 openers one on top of the other sort of mumbling at her. Lol

that was on break. During lunch I fucked up, I went to buy weed and stopped some 5/6 lady on the street and people were basically heckling me calling me gay.

ya really. Well, maybe not. Probably should quit weed I say that every week. Every day almost.




2 set in target. One was a 9 I would say, she came off weirdly composed of hot features. Because her friend was like a 6, I would say that the downgrade is likely accurate. I went for both of them, same can I ask you a wuestion, numbly , deeper voice this time. The hot one was into it. Got them laughing about my instagram handle. I gave it to her. Her phone was like not loading instagram. So I wrote it for her. She said when she got service she would add me. Something told me to give her my instagram but I should’ve asked. I need to ask for their instagram. Yes, then you see if they have a boyfriend or just ask the number, … any way they didn’t follow me. I’m private. They didn’t request me. And I was awkward on the goodbye. Said nice to meet you and the friend answered. They were dumb, I bet she didn’t even screenshot it.

then, I didn’t even stop for anything on the way home!!!

but later I went to Home Depot and got this sexily dressed woman (sporty leggings but with a sexy t shirt) number and made it really weird when I tried to get out of the store without bumping into her again and she FaceTimed me right when I was being weird I saw her with her and a cute friend. So I should’ve been cool and went and chatted up the friend too. But then she FaceTimed me and she answered without video and I didn’t turn my video on and then I saw this man with his phone up and got paranoid it was her man trying to hunt me down. Triple texted her and FT her when I was clear of the parking lot, because I’m so damn paranoid.
 

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Space Monkey
space monkey
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Home Depot chick (woman?) didn’t respond.
Was that her daughter? Oh well. I wasn’t cool.
 
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