LR Huskies Football Party/Lyft Driver Pickup

[Bboy100]

Pretty crazy night tonight! I started out just doing my Lyft job (same thing as uber) in Seattle. At one point, I picked up a dude and dropped him off where all the Frats at UW are. I noticed there was a party going on nearby. It looked pretty open to the public, so I parked, turned off the app and went inside. I already had some social momentum just from chatting with clients I was giving rides to. It turned out, this was the UW Huskies Football House. And they had just won the Apple Cup (won against their rival school). So everyone was pretty fucking pumped.

I kinda didn't expect to be able to compete with the guys there because they were all Football Players for UW (massive social proof). But I didn't care. I was just psyched to meet them. Also, I felt like the smallest dude in the room (they were all 6'5" or taller). Anyways, I chat up a few girls to warm up. Nothing comes of it. Eventually, I meet a girl who actually opened me. Since she wasn't the girl of the night, I'll keep it short. But basically, for the next half hour, I chatted with her, we had a pretty good conversation. I asked if she was down to go to McDonald's with me (easier to pull her home from there than from a party that's half an hour away). She starts to get really indecisive. I persist telling her it will be fun etc. She decides to "text her friends to tell her where she's going". Normally, I would be against this, but I had actually already met her friends earlier in the night, so they knew I was cool. At one point, a guy comes in the door holding the Apple Cup. Everyone cheers and starts chanting "Go Huskies! Go Huskies!". I join in. I also videotape the whole thing.

By the time the crowd settled down, the girl I was talking to had disappeared. In hindsight, I think I missed an EW with her.

Anyways, I go explore the house a little more. I meet a few people and take some shots with them. Eventually, I met another girl. I chat with her for a while, and she goes off searching for beer pong balls (she was super drunk). So I take out my phone to take more video of the place. Cause it felt pretty cool being there. She sees me taking the video. Runs up to me, says "Hey, I wanna see that!" I let her see it. We take some other snaps together. So, she takes a snap of me with my arm around her on my phone and on hers. She then brings me a drink
Her: Try this
Me: [I drink it] ooo, this is pretty good.
Her: You like fireball?
Me: Yeah, I love it.
Her: [Pulls my head into her and starts making out with me]. This lasts for about 2 seconds. Then she runs off. Was super random.

And of course, as soon as people see me making out with a girl, all the guys get butthurt. Basically, as soon as that happened, a dude came up to me, asked me who I knew. I toldl him I knew no one, but I just met a bunch of people. He told me I have to leave. I didn't really feel like argueing about shit like this again, so I thanked him for a good party and left.

I get back my car, and turn my Lyft app on (In hindsight, I shouldn't have done this because I was pretty drunk at this point!). Literally 30 seconds later, I get a ride request from a girl who was just at that party. The ride request was for a place 13 miles away. So I had a good deal of time to get to know her. We chat for the next half hour. I pull up to her house.

Me: Wanna go inside and get a drink?
Her: I don't have any alcohol
Me: Ok, we can just chat then.
Her: Ok.

Before I even get out of the car, I start making out and escalating on her. My esclation ladders were kinda sloppy cause there was no room inside the car and I was pretty drunk at this point. Luckily, there was no resistance. I fuck her in my car for a few minutes, then ask her if she wants to go inside. She said ok. We go in her house and start fucking on her couch. Here's where it gets really bad...

Her couch is literally right next to the front door. At one point, I hear someone opening the door. Instantly, I get up and book it. I hear a guy saying "Wooaah" and he leaves.

I ask her who that is...it turns out that's her STEP BROTHER. So, her step brother just saw her butt naked...
That's awk.
We decide to call that a night. I ask her if I can spend the night. She says no cause she's afraid her step bro will come back in. I leave her my number and go home.

I dunno why my LRs always end up with girls getting reputationally damaged. Someone the girl knows always seems to walk in on us. lol

 

[Chase]

BBoy-

Oh man, this one's a mess, and hilarious!

The whole thing is one big string of capitalizing on opportunities.

I noticed there was a party going on nearby. It looked pretty open to the public, so I parked, turned off the app and went inside. I already had some social momentum just from chatting with clients I was giving rides to. It turned out, this was the UW Huskies Football House. And they had just won the Apple Cup (won against their rival school). So everyone was pretty fucking pumped.

Nice find.

As a guy who's crashed a fair few parties, one piece of advice, in light of what happened later: it's usually good to spend the first 15 or 20 minutes figuring out who the top guys are at the party, and befriending one or two of them. That way later when you get guys challenging your status at the party and asking, "Who knows you?" and "How'd you get in?" you can just say, "I'm pals with Steve-o," and Steve-o will nod and say, "Bboy's cool," and the dudes stirring to kick you out will then leave you alone.

She decides to "text her friends to tell her where she's going". Normally, I would be against this, but I had actually already met her friends earlier in the night, so they knew I was cool. At one point, a guy comes in the door holding the Apple Cup. Everyone cheers and starts chanting "Go Huskies! Go Huskies!". I join in. I also videotape the whole thing.

By the time the crowd settled down, the girl I was talking to had disappeared. In hindsight, I think I missed an EW with her.

Looks like, yeah.

Generally speaking, it's good to refrain from being too excitable, especially during escalation windows. You may have wanted to show some love since it was their party, but if you're just about to leave with a girl there's not much point, at that point.

Her: [Pulls my head into her and starts making out with me]. This lasts for about 2 seconds. Then she runs off. Was super random.

You'll run into these. They're the female versions of the club makeout guy. Not really good for much besides sloppy drunken makeouts, though they will sometimes pick a guy and go home with him at the end of the night. Half the time they're too drunk to do anything with though, even if you do pull them.

And of course, as soon as people see me making out with a girl, all the guys get butthurt. Basically, as soon as that happened, a dude came up to me, asked me who I knew. I toldl him I knew no one, but I just met a bunch of people. He told me I have to leave. I didn't really feel like argueing about shit like this again, so I thanked him for a good party and left.

Yeah. Be careful about making out in parties you crash, or close intimate conversations with girls, for that matter. It's better to just look casual and fun until you're walking out of the door with her, and even then there can still be trouble if one of the guys who knows everyone at the party but isn't cool sees you walking out with a girl and doesn't recognize you. If he's not getting play, then you, Mr. Scavenger, for sure aren't going to sneak in and dash off with one of their women.

Again, this is where some early mingling and connecting comes in. "Hey man, I don't think we've been introduced. I'm friends with Jason and Steve-o," goes a long way towards defusing these confrontations.

I get back my car, and turn my Lyft app on (In hindsight, I shouldn't have done this because I was pretty drunk at this point!). Literally 30 seconds later, I get a ride request from a girl who was just at that party. The ride request was for a place 13 miles away. So I had a good deal of time to get to know her. We chat for the next half hour. I pull up to her house.

Me: Wanna go inside and get a drink?
Her: I don't have any alcohol
Me: Ok, we can just chat then.
Her: Ok.

Very opportunistic, and nicely done.

Sounds like Lyft may be a profitable experience for you in more ways than one.

Also might be good hanging out in the party areas for fares, particularly around the time people are heading home.

Her couch is literally right next to the front door. At one point, I hear someone opening the door. Instantly, I get up and book it. I hear a guy saying "Wooaah" and he leaves.

I ask her who that is...it turns out that's her STEP BROTHER. So, her step brother just saw her butt naked...
That's awk.

Haha.

Go figure. Well, all the more reason to get off of the couch and into the bedroom in unfamiliar territory as soon as you can, eh?

Fun read, Bboy.

Chase

 

[Bboy100]

Thanks Chase! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Sounds like Lyft may be a profitable experience for you in more ways than one.

Yeah. Not only will there be more opportunities like this one, but it also serves as a great way to get better at conversation. Cause most passengers seem to at least be ok with, if not eager to chit-chat with me while I drive them. I've probably only done 80-100 hrs of work at that job so far, and I'm already seeing positive changes in my ability to get past small talk and get into interesting conversation quickly. I highly recommend it for anyone who has some free time on their hands.

Again, this is where some early mingling and connecting comes in. "Hey man, I don't think we've been introduced. I'm friends with Jason and Steve-o," goes a long way towards defusing these confrontations.

Funny thing is, I had actually met a guy who lived at the house earlier that night, but in the heat of the moment, I totally forgot to mention him. lol
Ironically enough, had I actually remembered him and not gotten kicked out, I probably would not have hooked up with this girl.


I think this one was a great example of how having good game does help, but ultimately, there is at least a little bit of a luck factor involved in seduction. Case in point, had I gotten kicked out and turned on the app even a minute earlier or later, she probably would have requested a ride from someone else.

 

[journeyman]

Very nice read man, kudos for pulling this off. You inspire me to take instant action and capitalize on opportunities.