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Hey guys
I’ve read this site for a few weeks now, but never posted before. But this LAY report was too good not to share
This past weekend I went on vacation w some buddies to good old Florida and the night I’m going to tell you about was, for me, the highlight of the trip. I’m 20 btw
Background: Me and 2 of my friends found a fun bar to hit up for the night and got there promptly at 10 PM (yes early but we wanted to start getting fucked up). Now, my attitude when going out is usually to just hang w my friends, not to hunt for girls so we sat at the bar just talking shit for an hour and drinking A LOT. At this point my other 2 friends decided to start dancing with some girls on the dance floor that we were checking out so I went with them. We were dancing with them for a good amount (15, 20 min). The problem was that my girl was a SHITTY dancer and in my experience this means that she is shitty in a more crucial area – the bedroom. So I eventually left her without saying a word.
Immediately, I notice a girl out of the corner of my eye. She was a SMOKING hot blonde. Easily the best looking girl in the bar. Problem was that she was with a huge, buff black guy and her friend was with another jacked dude. Anyway, I think I spent a good minute just checking this girl out. But she was taken…
Or was she? 10 min later I saw her walking my way (followed by the other 2 guys and her friend). Well whatever, I decided to make a move anyway. I went up to her confident as fuck and said to her: “I think you wanna dance with me.” She gave me a sexy smile and a wink, but kept out walking. Right out of the bar.
Ok, I said to myself, at least I made a move. Now on to find my friends. Anyway, as I’m looking for my friends, I see this girl come back into the bar 5 minutes later with her friends (and without the two jacked guys). I see her looking around and once she sees me, she walks right up to me.
The second she gets to me, I say some bullshit about her coming back for me and start to manhandle kiss her. She’s loves it and starts to kiss me back passionately. We then proceed to basically fuck on the dance floor w our clothes on. I am not exaggerating, there were a lot of people watching us. And I was loving it. This was the hottest girl in the bar and all these guys were jealous as fuck. It totally boosted my ego so I kept it going for longer than I probably should’ve because I hate making out in public.
Highlight of all this ostentatious dancing/kissing was when she asked me my age. I honestly thought she was closer to my age and didn’t even think to lie so I told her that I was 20. She starts laughing a bit and I shit you not this is what she said: “How does it feel to know that you’re going to fuck a hot 26 year old tonight?” I told her that it wasn’t the worst feeling ever…
Here is where the night gets crazy: Obviously nothing about the above is that crazy, but the sex with her is worth mentioning.
Eventually we decide to leave the bar (my friends and I know that if one of us starts having success with a girl that they should just let him be so I didn’t need to tell them that I was leaving).
We get back to her hotel and go up to her room. Her roommate is already passed out on the bed (BITCH) so I tell her that we’re going on the balcony where I proceed to fuckkkk her (in the ass no less
)) )
After I fuck her once, I decide that we need to go on an adventure and tell her that the polite thing to do now would be to walk me back to my hotel – which was a 10 min walk. Surprisingly she agrees. It was a completely unnecessary thing for me to ask her to do, but I guess if you are confident, girls will listen to you. I had no intention of going back to the hotel, though.
As we were walking toward my hotel, I took her hand and told her to follow me. She asked me where we were going and I told her that we were just walking around. Eventually we made our way to the beach. I guess I did know where we were going all along
The only thing to do on a beach at night is to kiss so I started to do this and it quickly lead to more conventional VAG sex. Which she LOVED.
Highlights:
1 – People watching us, not close up, but still definitely watching and laughing. She started freaking out and I just started laughing (yeppp another ego boost)
2- We weren’t using a condom so she tells me to cum on her stomach when I need to bust, but by the end of sex, she’s begging me to cum inside her (ughhh no way bitch)
3 – “Your dick feels PERFECT inside me.” She couldn’t stop telling me how good I was – and I don’t think she was lying because she was SOAKING wet the entire time
4 – As she is actually walking me back to my hotel after sex on the beach, she goes “I can’t stop dripping all over my skirt. I’m still so wet
Anyway, this was a pretty fucking awesome night and those were the bare details as far as I can remember. I know that this Lay Report is supposed to help other people on these forums so can you guys tell me if I posted enough important details.
Should I post more conversation, for example?
Jace
I’ve read this site for a few weeks now, but never posted before. But this LAY report was too good not to share
This past weekend I went on vacation w some buddies to good old Florida and the night I’m going to tell you about was, for me, the highlight of the trip. I’m 20 btw
Background: Me and 2 of my friends found a fun bar to hit up for the night and got there promptly at 10 PM (yes early but we wanted to start getting fucked up). Now, my attitude when going out is usually to just hang w my friends, not to hunt for girls so we sat at the bar just talking shit for an hour and drinking A LOT. At this point my other 2 friends decided to start dancing with some girls on the dance floor that we were checking out so I went with them. We were dancing with them for a good amount (15, 20 min). The problem was that my girl was a SHITTY dancer and in my experience this means that she is shitty in a more crucial area – the bedroom. So I eventually left her without saying a word.
Immediately, I notice a girl out of the corner of my eye. She was a SMOKING hot blonde. Easily the best looking girl in the bar. Problem was that she was with a huge, buff black guy and her friend was with another jacked dude. Anyway, I think I spent a good minute just checking this girl out. But she was taken…
Or was she? 10 min later I saw her walking my way (followed by the other 2 guys and her friend). Well whatever, I decided to make a move anyway. I went up to her confident as fuck and said to her: “I think you wanna dance with me.” She gave me a sexy smile and a wink, but kept out walking. Right out of the bar.
Ok, I said to myself, at least I made a move. Now on to find my friends. Anyway, as I’m looking for my friends, I see this girl come back into the bar 5 minutes later with her friends (and without the two jacked guys). I see her looking around and once she sees me, she walks right up to me.
The second she gets to me, I say some bullshit about her coming back for me and start to manhandle kiss her. She’s loves it and starts to kiss me back passionately. We then proceed to basically fuck on the dance floor w our clothes on. I am not exaggerating, there were a lot of people watching us. And I was loving it. This was the hottest girl in the bar and all these guys were jealous as fuck. It totally boosted my ego so I kept it going for longer than I probably should’ve because I hate making out in public.
Highlight of all this ostentatious dancing/kissing was when she asked me my age. I honestly thought she was closer to my age and didn’t even think to lie so I told her that I was 20. She starts laughing a bit and I shit you not this is what she said: “How does it feel to know that you’re going to fuck a hot 26 year old tonight?” I told her that it wasn’t the worst feeling ever…
Here is where the night gets crazy: Obviously nothing about the above is that crazy, but the sex with her is worth mentioning.
Eventually we decide to leave the bar (my friends and I know that if one of us starts having success with a girl that they should just let him be so I didn’t need to tell them that I was leaving).
We get back to her hotel and go up to her room. Her roommate is already passed out on the bed (BITCH) so I tell her that we’re going on the balcony where I proceed to fuckkkk her (in the ass no less
)) )After I fuck her once, I decide that we need to go on an adventure and tell her that the polite thing to do now would be to walk me back to my hotel – which was a 10 min walk. Surprisingly she agrees. It was a completely unnecessary thing for me to ask her to do, but I guess if you are confident, girls will listen to you. I had no intention of going back to the hotel, though.
As we were walking toward my hotel, I took her hand and told her to follow me. She asked me where we were going and I told her that we were just walking around. Eventually we made our way to the beach. I guess I did know where we were going all along
The only thing to do on a beach at night is to kiss so I started to do this and it quickly lead to more conventional VAG sex. Which she LOVED.
Highlights:
1 – People watching us, not close up, but still definitely watching and laughing. She started freaking out and I just started laughing (yeppp another ego boost)
2- We weren’t using a condom so she tells me to cum on her stomach when I need to bust, but by the end of sex, she’s begging me to cum inside her (ughhh no way bitch)
3 – “Your dick feels PERFECT inside me.” She couldn’t stop telling me how good I was – and I don’t think she was lying because she was SOAKING wet the entire time
4 – As she is actually walking me back to my hotel after sex on the beach, she goes “I can’t stop dripping all over my skirt. I’m still so wet
Anyway, this was a pretty fucking awesome night and those were the bare details as far as I can remember. I know that this Lay Report is supposed to help other people on these forums so can you guys tell me if I posted enough important details.
Should I post more conversation, for example?
Jace
