I’m 24 years old, pretty good looking blond, skinny, friendly and outgoing. I have lots of friends, I talked to hundreds of guys and men in the past 5 years. I can vibe with every one I want. Or vibe not, depending how I feel. Many guys keep telling me that I’m really hot. I’ve heard it already thousands of times since I noticed around my 14th birthday. It's cute but after a while it gets tiring. Others gave me a nick name: 9. Why 9 is a mystery for me, because I don’t like math at all. But I’m not stupid, anywhere I go every guy just stares at my boobs. It’s so cute and exciting to have everyone look at me like that, and I just know they talk about my ass all the time. I can hear it. I know what all these guys want, every single one of them wants the same thing.... I can’t sleep with every guy I like though, I just can’t be a slut. But I love sex. I’m from a good family, my mom is an accountant and dad have some boring business, he’s not home that much but mom loves him. At least she keep saying that. I don’t really know what I want but I want my life to be nice, exciting. There are so many choices though, so many ways to go... So many cute guys out there...
I definitely want want kids, two, maybe three. I want big family, lots of friends around. I want to see the whole world, travel, experience, meet new people in different countries... I’m finishing college next year, major in psychology, maybe I’ll do masters, I’ll see how I feel. I really want to understand people and understand guys. There are so many guys out there, but which one to chose....? I got about 6 more years to have some fun before I hit the wall, then half of them won’t want me... I know that my clock is ticking...
This cute boy just stared at my boobs, he is about 13 year old. So young, they would probably accuse me of harassment, rape... you got to wait buddy, at last two more years before you at least grow some hair on your balls... I’m wonder, what does he want from life? All these cute young guys around, most virgins, all of them just stare at my boobs... Next
And that dude sitting over there is definitely over 60, he thinks I don’t see him staring at me and other girls through his dark glasses. Old pervert, don’t make me call cops on you. I had to look around couple of times, just to make sure that he is not following me, there are just so many creeps everywhere! Next!
Look at this cute guy, my age, nice clothes and shoes, cute smiles, sexy voice. Nice opener - I’m wonder though how long has he been practicing it? Like I said, I’m not a dummy, it doesn’t really matter how you start talking to me, you don’t need any clever phrases, just talk... But he can’t even look in my eyes, he is so shy. He must be a virgin. I’ll give him some vibes so he feels good about himself, but I can’t date guys like this. I just can’t, he has no balls. “Sorry, I have a BF”, I say with cute silly voice, and smile nicely at him. He looks to the ground again, and I can see that he is already hurt... He feels so rejected, he probably won’t speak to any other girl for weeks... Poor guy, but how is it my fault? It isn’t, I didn’t really reject anyone. Next
But that guy over there is just solid, look at that sexy tight ass. And those vibes are just amazing, he is bold, even aggressive, he must be really good in bed. Does he really think I don’t see how cleverly he hides his wedding ring? LOL, that is so funny, but I’m not wracking anyone’s marriage. He really makes me smile and I feel so good, it is just so flattering. I have to tell him “but I have a boyfriend”, so he doesn’t get any idea... Ok, good, he backed off, really decent guy. No persistence at all though? He gives up so easily? He’s not going to push it anywhere? Ok, no tingles either then, go back home to your wifey buddy.... Next
Mmmmm, look at this one, how he is approaching. Solid body language, sexy walks, mysterious eyes, poker face, nice facial hair, you just don’t see that every day. He cleverly circles me, pretending he doesn’t see my ass, LOL, it’s so funny. Ok, let’s see what he’ll do if I throw some smiles at him. Good sparky vibes, deep sexy eyes... look at that bold approach, and you can really see that this guy has been practicing some conversations. And he is so comfortable, really cool guy... Is he going to try something now, or will he just ask for number like everybody else? I have all afternoon free today, so let’s have some fun, I’m getting wet just to think about me and him being naked. I hope he’s got something me plan and place to go to. Ok, I’m so fucking horny now, this guy is just so sexy...
Ok, number it is... Dude, don’t ask me just for my phone number, i give my phone number to every other cute guy. It’s a nice day. I’m ready for more, I want more. I want good sex. How boring, he really disappointed me, why did he have to leave so fast...?
So what is he gonna do now anyway, approach another girls and get more numbers? What is wrong with him, is he just out to collect girls numbers? Why is he even doing that if he is so sexy? Is he doing that every weekend, yet he still can’t get a GF? That is just so weird. What’s wrong with guys? Eghr, maybe he has a low confidence, he’s just practicing picking up girls... but I’m right here dude, just waiting for your move, I want some dick, like right now... I love dicks... I won’t give you hard time guy, I can see that you hesitate, you are not what you pretend to be... but still, you are really cute and sexy, just make some move, show me that you have some balls, make me tingle... Show me you dick... At least touch me... How difficult is that for a man to pull his dick out, don’t they do it couple times every day anyway?
No, he left with big smile on his face. So what is he gonna do now, go home and jerk off to porn? Yuk, but who doesn’t, it’s just so gross... He’ll probably wait 3 days and then he’ll texts me something sexy, we’ll have a little chat and then he’ll ask me for a date next weekend, that’s what guys do these days... I just want to cry, he really pissed me off, and I’m wet now... I’ll give him one date, one only, plus I’ll really throw some shit test on him see how he does. But if he doesn’t make his move then - dude, you are gone, forever gone... don’t waste my time, there are so many other guys... Next
Oh no, my ex BF over there... had to dump his ass three years ago, he had a hard dick but he was just so needy. That was so annoying on him, he was literally texting me ten times every day, telling me how he loves me and can’t live without me... Momma boy, he really thought I’m going to marry him at that age. Dude, I was 21, there is no way I will marry any guy at this age, I want more from my life... He probably cried after I broke up with him, I feel so bad for him, but I gave him so many hints. Was he just blind? He couldn’t really see that I’m getting colder and colder every day? That I ignore his sorry ass messages? Poor guy, he really had no clue what’s coming, but I couldn’t make it more obvious....
Does my Ex at least have a new girlfriend yet, and who is she? I want to meet her, she must be exciting. Is she prettier than me? Let’s have a quick chat with him. Gee, was he really depressed all this time, because of me...? He still have no GF - in 3 years...? I should have just ignored him, pretend that I don’t see him... Poor guy, apparently he still have a thing for me, after all these years, he just asked me out again... I broke his heart, and it is still broken, bleeding... I just feel so bad, I have to bite my lips and run... run very far... I want to cry.. Sorry, I never really wanted to break your heart but you were just so pushy, and pushy, and pushy.... you couldn’t live one day without me, you didn’t give me any other choice... Next
And that guy over there, what a prick, he’s always such an asshole. It was cool to have a quickie in the bathroom after he got me drunk, but there is no way I will date this guy, I hate his ass, who does he think he is to dump me...? Get away from me, I’ve never seen you before, it would have never happened if he didn’t make me drunk... Maybe I’ll tease him a little, see what he’s up to these days... What an asshole.... but I’m still a little horny now... Never mind. Next
Oh no, this another guy is really cute, but another annoying one... he already added me to his FB and instagram a month ago, now he literally likes every silly selfie I post. Does he even have a life? He’s always online, he replies to every text I send, like in a second. Wait a minute, is he stalking me? What is he doing here, why does he always run into me at different places? Why is he always smiling like a moron? I can’t live like that, what happened to men? I can’t take it. Next
Look at this one, hot body, sexy facial hair, big muscles. This guy - Sexy Beast. Cool, he’s been around, bunch of girls really like him. Is he seriously trying to deep dive me? Seriously? Deep diving? LOL. Boy, I’ll tell you what real deep diving is. Go fishing with my dad for a weekend, see if you get along. Go shoot some gun with my brother, he’s a hard ass, and meet his silly GF. Invite my whole family to your house for diner. See how long you can last when my bitchy mom picks on your pretty face and takes your mask down. Show me your close friends, see who they are and what they do. Are all of your friends losers, or just some? You do have at least some real friends, no? Now you make me worry, I don’t want to find out that you are just another PUA creep...
And I want to meet your boss, a guy who tells you what to do and how you handle it. You got a job, no? Because I want to have nice life, I’m not living with a loser who can’t pay bills. Hold my sisters new born, play with her kids over the weekend. And don’t think I’m stupid, I’ll have my best friend hit on you, she’ll tell me everything, because the least thing I want is a guy I can’t trust, a guy who sleeps behind my back with other girls... That’s what real deep diving is, but never mind.
But he at least have a hard dick, he gives me real tingles. There is no way he will stick around though, he’s just a fuck boy, full of himself... it’s so hilarious how he thinks he’s got it all, LOL, he’s just so full of it, like it’s my job to prove him wrong... There is just no way I can show this guy to my mom, she will think I’m a slut. But let’s have some fun, call me, maybe next weekend because I’m already tired. Next
BTW, I have a BF. He’s cute and sexy guy too, little shy but I’ll give him a slack. He’s really a good guy, he cares a lot, he’s sensitive and he’s got a great job. Sex is so so, it's not the best I've ever had but I can’t really complain. He would be a great dad, I see that he is really good with kids. Maybe I’ll keep him, we’ll see, there is just so many other amazing guys out there. I’ll give him another three years, then I’ll see if somebody better comes around, but I definitely want to have two kids before I hit 30... I'll keep him, for now...
Why are all guys so annoying? Don’t guys have dicks anymore? Don’t guys like sex? Why are all guys so frustrating... What do I have to do to understand them? Maybe I should find a GF then, and become lesbian...?
That was my afternoons - how was yours? ;-)
I definitely want want kids, two, maybe three. I want big family, lots of friends around. I want to see the whole world, travel, experience, meet new people in different countries... I’m finishing college next year, major in psychology, maybe I’ll do masters, I’ll see how I feel. I really want to understand people and understand guys. There are so many guys out there, but which one to chose....? I got about 6 more years to have some fun before I hit the wall, then half of them won’t want me... I know that my clock is ticking...
This cute boy just stared at my boobs, he is about 13 year old. So young, they would probably accuse me of harassment, rape... you got to wait buddy, at last two more years before you at least grow some hair on your balls... I’m wonder, what does he want from life? All these cute young guys around, most virgins, all of them just stare at my boobs... Next
And that dude sitting over there is definitely over 60, he thinks I don’t see him staring at me and other girls through his dark glasses. Old pervert, don’t make me call cops on you. I had to look around couple of times, just to make sure that he is not following me, there are just so many creeps everywhere! Next!
Look at this cute guy, my age, nice clothes and shoes, cute smiles, sexy voice. Nice opener - I’m wonder though how long has he been practicing it? Like I said, I’m not a dummy, it doesn’t really matter how you start talking to me, you don’t need any clever phrases, just talk... But he can’t even look in my eyes, he is so shy. He must be a virgin. I’ll give him some vibes so he feels good about himself, but I can’t date guys like this. I just can’t, he has no balls. “Sorry, I have a BF”, I say with cute silly voice, and smile nicely at him. He looks to the ground again, and I can see that he is already hurt... He feels so rejected, he probably won’t speak to any other girl for weeks... Poor guy, but how is it my fault? It isn’t, I didn’t really reject anyone. Next
But that guy over there is just solid, look at that sexy tight ass. And those vibes are just amazing, he is bold, even aggressive, he must be really good in bed. Does he really think I don’t see how cleverly he hides his wedding ring? LOL, that is so funny, but I’m not wracking anyone’s marriage. He really makes me smile and I feel so good, it is just so flattering. I have to tell him “but I have a boyfriend”, so he doesn’t get any idea... Ok, good, he backed off, really decent guy. No persistence at all though? He gives up so easily? He’s not going to push it anywhere? Ok, no tingles either then, go back home to your wifey buddy.... Next
Mmmmm, look at this one, how he is approaching. Solid body language, sexy walks, mysterious eyes, poker face, nice facial hair, you just don’t see that every day. He cleverly circles me, pretending he doesn’t see my ass, LOL, it’s so funny. Ok, let’s see what he’ll do if I throw some smiles at him. Good sparky vibes, deep sexy eyes... look at that bold approach, and you can really see that this guy has been practicing some conversations. And he is so comfortable, really cool guy... Is he going to try something now, or will he just ask for number like everybody else? I have all afternoon free today, so let’s have some fun, I’m getting wet just to think about me and him being naked. I hope he’s got something me plan and place to go to. Ok, I’m so fucking horny now, this guy is just so sexy...
Ok, number it is... Dude, don’t ask me just for my phone number, i give my phone number to every other cute guy. It’s a nice day. I’m ready for more, I want more. I want good sex. How boring, he really disappointed me, why did he have to leave so fast...?
So what is he gonna do now anyway, approach another girls and get more numbers? What is wrong with him, is he just out to collect girls numbers? Why is he even doing that if he is so sexy? Is he doing that every weekend, yet he still can’t get a GF? That is just so weird. What’s wrong with guys? Eghr, maybe he has a low confidence, he’s just practicing picking up girls... but I’m right here dude, just waiting for your move, I want some dick, like right now... I love dicks... I won’t give you hard time guy, I can see that you hesitate, you are not what you pretend to be... but still, you are really cute and sexy, just make some move, show me that you have some balls, make me tingle... Show me you dick... At least touch me... How difficult is that for a man to pull his dick out, don’t they do it couple times every day anyway?
No, he left with big smile on his face. So what is he gonna do now, go home and jerk off to porn? Yuk, but who doesn’t, it’s just so gross... He’ll probably wait 3 days and then he’ll texts me something sexy, we’ll have a little chat and then he’ll ask me for a date next weekend, that’s what guys do these days... I just want to cry, he really pissed me off, and I’m wet now... I’ll give him one date, one only, plus I’ll really throw some shit test on him see how he does. But if he doesn’t make his move then - dude, you are gone, forever gone... don’t waste my time, there are so many other guys... Next
Oh no, my ex BF over there... had to dump his ass three years ago, he had a hard dick but he was just so needy. That was so annoying on him, he was literally texting me ten times every day, telling me how he loves me and can’t live without me... Momma boy, he really thought I’m going to marry him at that age. Dude, I was 21, there is no way I will marry any guy at this age, I want more from my life... He probably cried after I broke up with him, I feel so bad for him, but I gave him so many hints. Was he just blind? He couldn’t really see that I’m getting colder and colder every day? That I ignore his sorry ass messages? Poor guy, he really had no clue what’s coming, but I couldn’t make it more obvious....
Does my Ex at least have a new girlfriend yet, and who is she? I want to meet her, she must be exciting. Is she prettier than me? Let’s have a quick chat with him. Gee, was he really depressed all this time, because of me...? He still have no GF - in 3 years...? I should have just ignored him, pretend that I don’t see him... Poor guy, apparently he still have a thing for me, after all these years, he just asked me out again... I broke his heart, and it is still broken, bleeding... I just feel so bad, I have to bite my lips and run... run very far... I want to cry.. Sorry, I never really wanted to break your heart but you were just so pushy, and pushy, and pushy.... you couldn’t live one day without me, you didn’t give me any other choice... Next
And that guy over there, what a prick, he’s always such an asshole. It was cool to have a quickie in the bathroom after he got me drunk, but there is no way I will date this guy, I hate his ass, who does he think he is to dump me...? Get away from me, I’ve never seen you before, it would have never happened if he didn’t make me drunk... Maybe I’ll tease him a little, see what he’s up to these days... What an asshole.... but I’m still a little horny now... Never mind. Next
Oh no, this another guy is really cute, but another annoying one... he already added me to his FB and instagram a month ago, now he literally likes every silly selfie I post. Does he even have a life? He’s always online, he replies to every text I send, like in a second. Wait a minute, is he stalking me? What is he doing here, why does he always run into me at different places? Why is he always smiling like a moron? I can’t live like that, what happened to men? I can’t take it. Next
Look at this one, hot body, sexy facial hair, big muscles. This guy - Sexy Beast. Cool, he’s been around, bunch of girls really like him. Is he seriously trying to deep dive me? Seriously? Deep diving? LOL. Boy, I’ll tell you what real deep diving is. Go fishing with my dad for a weekend, see if you get along. Go shoot some gun with my brother, he’s a hard ass, and meet his silly GF. Invite my whole family to your house for diner. See how long you can last when my bitchy mom picks on your pretty face and takes your mask down. Show me your close friends, see who they are and what they do. Are all of your friends losers, or just some? You do have at least some real friends, no? Now you make me worry, I don’t want to find out that you are just another PUA creep...
And I want to meet your boss, a guy who tells you what to do and how you handle it. You got a job, no? Because I want to have nice life, I’m not living with a loser who can’t pay bills. Hold my sisters new born, play with her kids over the weekend. And don’t think I’m stupid, I’ll have my best friend hit on you, she’ll tell me everything, because the least thing I want is a guy I can’t trust, a guy who sleeps behind my back with other girls... That’s what real deep diving is, but never mind.
But he at least have a hard dick, he gives me real tingles. There is no way he will stick around though, he’s just a fuck boy, full of himself... it’s so hilarious how he thinks he’s got it all, LOL, he’s just so full of it, like it’s my job to prove him wrong... There is just no way I can show this guy to my mom, she will think I’m a slut. But let’s have some fun, call me, maybe next weekend because I’m already tired. Next
BTW, I have a BF. He’s cute and sexy guy too, little shy but I’ll give him a slack. He’s really a good guy, he cares a lot, he’s sensitive and he’s got a great job. Sex is so so, it's not the best I've ever had but I can’t really complain. He would be a great dad, I see that he is really good with kids. Maybe I’ll keep him, we’ll see, there is just so many other amazing guys out there. I’ll give him another three years, then I’ll see if somebody better comes around, but I definitely want to have two kids before I hit 30... I'll keep him, for now...
Why are all guys so annoying? Don’t guys have dicks anymore? Don’t guys like sex? Why are all guys so frustrating... What do I have to do to understand them? Maybe I should find a GF then, and become lesbian...?
That was my afternoons - how was yours? ;-)
