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I'm Really Tired Of Not Getting Laid

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Space Monkey
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I went to the park and mall today and there were pretty girls giving me looks. I got too scared to talk to them.

just wanna say im rly tired of not getting laid. back to the salt mines tomorrow
 

Cacc

Space Monkey
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yeah your right. but no need to kick me while im down. we'll see tmw
 

WayOfHand

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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If you want to vent just make a journal. Wont get so many people upset as posting mostly useless topics.
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

Chase

Chieftan
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Cacc-

Welcome aboard!

Frustration is good. Use it as fuel.

Don't begin with, "I'm going to go out tomorrow and get laid." Puts too much pressure on when you're inexperienced and just leads you to choke.

Instead, start with, "I'm going to go out tomorrow and talk to three new girls."

Then, once that's not so intimidating, make it, "I'm going to go out tomorrow and get into playful banter with two new girls."

Then further along. Then phone numbers. Then dates. Then make outs. Then invites home. Then sex. Etc.

Also, check out the Newbie Assignment, gives you probably the easiest goal-directed first two weeks (probably the hardest part of getting started).

Chase
 

Cacc

Space Monkey
space monkey
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Thank you guys.

I'm still trying but my throat keeps cramping. Is there anything else I can do other than try and willpower it?
 

Smurf

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Nope. You have to want it bad enough.
 
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