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James D

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Hey guys, hope y'all doing well :)

I was back in my home country for a few weeks. Hit a major slump pick-up wise.

Did the approach 4 girls a day challenge and went on 5 dates within two weeks. All of them failed towards the end.

After chatting with one of my buddies, who happens to be the best natural I've ever met, and to whom I had introduced GC articles (he refuses to join the boards though ; pity). he pointed me to this article.

Interestingly enough, Chase wrote this article based off a question I had asked about this issue. Turns out my sticking point was back.

If you haven't read this article, it address transitioning from a social to intimate vibe.

This was where all my dates were failing: I was moving too fast, not smoothly enough.

I will try to be as detailed as possible in this report. Hope it's useful!

The Approach

My home country is a beautiful tropical island. We have, in my somewhat biased opinion, the best beaches in the world.

Wednesday afternoon, around 17hr, I drove to the west side of the island and parked at the beach. I was not planning on approaching, just to enjoy a walk on the beach before flying out.

As I'm eating an ice cream, staring at the ocean, a girl emerges from the water. She's wearing a sexy turquoise bikini. Although I could see her front side only, I could guess she had a thong or very revealing bikini bottom. I'm still quite far from her, standing in the shade of a tree. The way she walks from the water to her things and dries herself with a towel sends a surge of electricity through my body, especially the lower part.

Before I know it, my feet are moving towards her.

Me: Hey (small wave, smile)
Her: Hi!
Me: Look, I was over there (I point to the tree), eating this delicious ice cream (I wave the half eaten ice cream cone), just enjoying the view... when...(I return my gaze to her, my eyes full of wonder)... when I saw you... emerging from the water... looking so sexy in your bikini... and... damn... I HAD to come over... and say hi.
Her: (stunned) Wow haha thank you! I don't know what to say (she blushes. So freaking cute)
Me: (extend my hand) I'm James.
Her: Judy (takes my hand)
Me: Judy, wonderful to meet you. How's the water?
Her: Colder than I expected! But still good! Are you going in?
Me: Hmm maybe later. It does seem refreshing tho.
Her: It is!
Me: I bet, yeah. Where are you from btw? Here on holiday?
Her: I'm from Philly.
Me: (confused look)
Her: Sorry I mean Philadelphia.. you know, in the US?
Me: Oh! Right, yeah. Far from home, I see!
Her: Hahaha yeah I'm currently working in Australia and we came here on a business trip.
Me: Sounds great.
Her: Yeah we had a couple conferences in the north. We're flying out tomorrow.
Me: I see... Well love how you're using your last day.
Her: Yes I love the beach!
Me: Definitely... and as a local, I must say, humbly, we have the best beaches in the world.
Her: Hahah "humbly" huh? Well, I agree! What a beautiful place.
Me: Oh yes it is.
Her: Proud local I see :)
Me: That's how it shoudl be ;) Btw, wanna get an ice cream or something? Those food stalls by the beach are the next best thing after beaches.
Her: After bitches? (laughing)
Me: Fuck.. Hahaha nice... well, that too ;)
Her: Hahah just messing with ya. Yeah, let's go!

We walk to the ice cream spot while doing small talk. Boring fact exchange but the vibe is good. We get our ice creams and return to her things on the beach. I sit down and she follows.

Me: So why did you move to Australia?
Her: I needed a fresh start. New adventure, you know?
Me: Totally get you. Too many people spend their lives wishing they took the leap.. but they never do. Fucking cool that you actually did.
Her: Yeah, I was super scared. I had never the states before, except for a short trip to London. But when this opportunity came, I went for it. I thought, fuck it, if it's wrong, I can still come back.
Me: Seems like it's been going pretty well (wink)
Her: Oh yes! I feel so, how do i say that? so ALIVE. At home I was, like, in a box, you know? In Australia, things are so much better, people so much nicer. I hike every weekend, I go out with my friends. I love it.
Me: That's beautiful. You've got one life after all. Might as well live it. Sounds so simple yet most people totally miss the point.
Her: Yes, that's so sad but true.
Me: I mean, look around (I put my hand on her waist while the other hand gestures in a circular motion)...this is one of the most beautiful places in the world, in my very humble and not biased at all opinion (she cracks into laughter as I say that)... and yet... how many people are actually enjoying it? Look around, what do you see?
Her: Hmmm..
Me: Tourists. Where are the locals?
Her: True! Where are they?
Me: Locked up in their houses, eyes glued to their phones. These same people might complain that they don't have the economic opportunities to live life... and yet they are on this incredible island, where a beach like that is FREE... and they stay indoors.
Her: That's fucking crazy. If I lived here, I would be on the beach every day!
Me: That's the way, yes. That's because you're smart. You know the purpose of life is to, well, LIVE.
Her: Yes!
Me: You know, a couple years ago, I was in the south of the island.. have you been btw? To the south?
Her: Not yet, my hotel is here, so I've been only here and the north for work.
Me: You should absolutely visit the south! It's got such a raw, wild natural beauty to it..
Her: Omg I want to see it!
Me: You should! but yes, so I was saying, the south... I was there a couple years ago. There's this beach that's so rough, so chaotic, with these gigantic waves...so obviously, swimming's not allowed...but it's so beautiful, the way the waves crash upon the rocks, the sound... there's nothing like it. So I was there, with my drawing pad. I wanted to capture that scene with my pencil.
Her: Wow so cool, you draw?
Me: When I have time, yes. It's a way for me to get in touch with my deeper self.
Her: I get you! I sometimes draw but I'm so bad haha.
Me: There are no bad artists. As long as you draw from the heart, you're good. But anyway, I was there, you know, drawing... when I saw something absolutely wonderful...
Her: Oh what was it?
Me: On the beach, in a spot by the trees, there was a couple. They were making love. They were enjoying each other with so much passion. And the most beautiful thing about it, and I don't know if you;ll get me when I say it, but there was this precise moment, as they passionately ravaging each other, where the wildness and passion of their love-making seemed to synchronise perfectly with the raw feeling of the waves. It was as if everything became one, in unison. This was moment was so brief yet within it there were multiple lifetimes.
Her: (stunned look) Wow that sounds so beautiful. What happened next? did they see you?
Me: Thankfully not. The last thing I wanted was to disrupt such a beautiful, natural moment. I switched places, leaving them in their intimate moment.
Her: Omg that seems to beautiful. I pictured it in mind.
Me: It was. And that scene, that feeling of oneness, influenced my drawing. There was something wild and passionate yet so intimate that the drawing had.
Her: Can I see it? Do you have a picture?
Me: I don't on my phone but sure I'll definitely show you.
Her: I'm really curious.
Me: Of course! Btw, have you seen the sunsets?
Her: You mean here?
Me: Yes.
Her: Didn't have the chance, no

I make an overly scandalised face. She laughs.

Her: Let me guess: the most beautiful sunsets?
Me (placing my hand on my heart) In my very humble and not biased AT ALL opinion, honest to God, you haven't seen a sunset until you've seen one on this island. Speaking of which, I know the perfect spot. It's a few minutes walk from here but we'll get there faster by car.
Her: Sure but I don't have a car haha.
Me: Mine is there. Come! We'll be there just in time.
Her: Ok! Let me get my things.

We go to my car and I drive to the spot. The vibe is very good. She's super talkative and tells me about the local food she has tried. I tell her that in my humble opinion, we have the best local food ever. She laughs as I've been carrying this thing where I pretend to be humble while flattering my country.

We arrive another spot, also by the ocean. We cross a stack of volanic rocks and find a secluded spot by the water. I lay down a couple towels that I always have in my car (lifelong habit when you live on an island with the best beaches ever) and we sit down.

We admire the ocean and sunset, with a few remarks here and there.

This is when I intentionally break the sticking point. Thankfully, I have the setting to thank for. Nothing says transitioning from a social to intimate vibe like sitting side by side in a secluded spot watching the sunset.

I observe that I had never realized the various shades of red and orange contained within a sunset. She agrees with an "hmmm" My hand is on her waist the whole time. At some point, responding to instict, I smell her hair in an appreciative way.

After ten minutes or so, she turns to me, looking at me with wide eyes. No smile. Expectant look.

I know this look. This is the look she gives you when she's decided that something will happen. And it has to happen now.

As a gentleman, I oblige.

I lean in for a kiss and it's such a freaking passionate kiss.

We fall on the towels, wrestling as we kiss.

She had one of these sunflower dresses that women wear on a warm evening for a bbq at the beach. I take it off and her bikini is under. I get her bra off and lick her boobs.

Her: What if someone sees us?
Me: No one ever comes here, and there's no one around. no houses, only trees.
Her: Ok ok

We carry on kissing while I finger her.

She finds my dick, yanks it out and gives me an impatient handjob.

Her: Fuck... fuck... im fucking horny.
Me: Hmm you're so fucking hot

I lay her down and take out a condom.

Her: Fuck thank god, you have one.

I smile while I wrap my dick and enter her.

It's some pretty wild sex although I had trouble maintaining proper rhythm.

At some point we roll out of the towels and keep fucking.

At the 7 or 8 minute mark, I cum. She was licking and biting my chest in such a sexy way that I couldn't hold it.

We sit side by side as I take off the condom.

Her: That was so hot
Me: It was!
Her: But fuck!
Me: What?
Her: I've got sand in my butt!
Me: Hahah really?
Her: Yes, look!
Me: Hmmm (I dust the sand off)
Her: I wanna take a shower. Wanna come? You can chill in my room.
Me: Let's go.

I drive to her hotel. It's one of these beach resorts. We go to her room.

Her: If you wanna join me in the shower, feel free.
Me: Hmm yes, I got some sand in my butt too.

We shower and then end up having some proper sex again.

After that, we go to my car and I drive her to a great spot with street food.

We sit at a table outside, in the warm evening, surrounded by local music, the delicious smell of BBQ and laughter.

Life, my friends, is good.
 

barneystin

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great stuff!👏 you have some of the wildest stories on here

just curious - what types of areas do you normally approach in?

Your approaches always seem so natural in the context of the environment whereas i rarely feel like im in a good approach situation for daygame.
Most of my daygame approaches are street approaches (not the most convenient in a city like nyc) where i have to jog after a girl i see and she might be in a rush

Do you go to certain parts of town to approach and do you ever approach in busy streets?
 

Atlas IV

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Another banger from the Anytime Anywhere Seducer!

Glad to see I'm not the only one out here hitting a daygame slump sometimes. Thanks for sharing the article.

Also, how the heck do you remember these conversations so well? I can hardly even remember what I talked about on a date sometimes, let alone the exact words I used 😂
 
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James D

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just curious - what types of areas do you normally approach in?
Malls are my favourites and go-to.

and do you ever approach in busy streets?
I'm not a fan but I've done it.

My current girlfriend came from an approach on a busy street.

Your approaches always seem so natural in the context of the environment whereas i rarely feel like im in a good approach situation for daygame.
It's not always natural and smooth. I hold it as an ideal but I'll go in even when the situation doesn't feel right.
 

James D

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Glad to see I'm not the only one out here hitting a daygame slump sometimes.
Man it always happens to me :ROFLMAO: I feel like half of my pickup career involves getting out of a slump lolol

Also, how the heck do you remember these conversations so well?
It's not always the case xD

Most of my reports are made up a detailed approach + summarizing the date until the end.

A couple guys requested to include more detailed conversations during the date itself. Whenever I can, like this report, I do it.

Thanks for sharing the article.
No worries!

It's a great one from Chase (as always) and it addresses a sticking point many guy might not realize they have.
 

Stark

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The Approach

As I'm eating an ice cream, staring at the ocean, a girl emerges from the water. She's wearing a sexy turquoise bikini. Although I could see her front side only, I could guess she had a thong or very revealing bikini bottom

Die Another Day beach scene comes to mind. This encounter reminds me of a James Bond-esque seduction done right, albeit more charmingly AND tactfully.

Before I know it, my feet are moving towards her.

Me: Hey (small wave, smile)
Her: Hi!
Me: Look, I was over there (I point to the tree), eating this delicious ice cream (I wave the half eaten ice cream cone), just enjoying the view... when...(I return my gaze to her, my eyes full of wonder)... when I saw you... emerging from the water... looking so sexy in your bikini... and... damn... I HAD to come over... and say hi.

Amazing. Thanks for sharing the precise details of your approach(even the timing of the pauses) and your body language.

We sit at a table outside, in the warm evening, surrounded by local music, the delicious smell of BBQ and laughter.

Sex first, First Date Later!

Most of my reports are made up a detailed approach + summarizing the date until the end.

Love the details of the approach. It's one of the reasons your LR's stand out. They're instructional as much as they're inspirational
 

Higher

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he pointed me to this article

Much appreciated man, this is one of my sticking points too.

Me: On the beach, in a spot by the trees, there was a couple. They were making love. They were enjoying each other with so much passion. And the most beautiful thing about it, and I don't know if you;ll get me when I say it, but there was this precise moment, as they passionately ravaging each other, where the wildness and passion of their love-making seemed to synchronise perfectly with the raw feeling of the waves. It was as if everything became one, in unison. This was moment was so brief yet within it there were multiple lifetimes.
After that, we go to my car and I drive her to a great spot with street food.

We sit at a table outside, in the warm evening, surrounded by local music, the delicious smell of BBQ and laughter.

Great report - loved especially these parts
 
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