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Ok, so later today I have a date with a girl who's been pretty flakey until now, getting a little annoyed by her flopping on me last minute twice already I thought this is her last chance, but I'd better go and get a number to replace hers should she flop this time.
So, needing to run a few errands, I dropped my housemate off in the town centre and it starts raining, I've got no waterproof clothes so I decide to join her wandering around the shopping centre (UK equivalent to a mall, I believe
) and see a few cute girls, but don't really approach, we pop into a few clothes shops and I build a little momentum with the sales staff, then we pop into Ann Summers (Lingerie store) as she's looking for something to impress her feller with, I happily oblige and have a little fun with the sales girls in there.
As I leave and walk around the corner, I see her, My perfect 10, think Morena Baccarin only in her early 20's! I have no choice, my legs do what my bitch self was telling them not to (Thank's legs) and I follow, she's with 3 other women, normally I'd bail but I HAVE TO SPEAK TO THIS GIRL!! I catch her up, put my hand on her elbow and put myself in front of her, I'm looking in the direction she's travelling and wait until she makes eye contact first, then I make my first mistake.. my delivery...
I was super excited, and that obviously came across in my opener... "Hi, I don't normally do this but I HAD to tell you I think you're ADORABLE!, I'm Dan"
"Hi, I'm Natalie"
"So Natalie, what brings you out today, anything exciting?"
"No, I'm just shopping"
I look at the women she was with and say "With your sister, that's cool, for anything in particular?"
"That's my mum"
"Bullshit, I don't believe you!"
"no seriously"
"Hi mum" then back to Natalie "So, for anything in particular?"
"well, they're shopping, I just tagged along"
"Because you had nothing better to do?"
"HAHA, well yeah, kind of"
"Well, why don't we leave your mum and her friend to continue shopping whilst we go grab a coffee?"
Then mum pipes up "That's really sweet, but she has a boyfriend"
I say to mum "Its only coffee" then back to Natalie "so, shall we? we'll be 10 minutes, you can catch them up later.."
"I'd love too, but I really shouldn't!"
"come on, it's just coffee, you can leave whenever you like"
"I really can't, but you're cute, you've made my day, Thank you!"
"Ok, fair enough, you ladies have a great day"
Any input here guys??
Then after a little more banter with my friend and a few other hired helps, I leave her to make her own way home and head to Tesco to get some Tobacco, as I'm pulling into the car park, I spot from behind this red head, bright firey curls, blowing around in the wind, legs that never seem to end and when they do, its at a bum I'd just love to bite!
I pull up and she heads into Tesco, about 30 paces in front of me, I completely bypass the Tobacco kiosk and follow her, she heads to the greetings card section, I stand behind her looking at the cider on the other side of the Isle, with my back to her, but pretty close, she steps back and bumps into me, then turns around and apologizes, Pre-opener like a charm, I turn around and say "It's never as easy as you think it'll be, is it?"
"what isn't?"
"Choosing a card, It's just a card but there are WAY to many to choose from, it's a chore in its self!"
"HAHA I know exactly what you mean, I have to pick out a 21st birthday card for my....erm... well... my... friend.... it's his 21st today and we're having a BBQ"
Now, I'm reading the hesitation here as its her boyfriend, but she didn't want to tell me that... not a single umm or err before or after this point... your takes??
"Well, great weather for it!"
"I know, we'll end up indoors, so it'll basically be dinner!"
"Haha, yeah, a BBQ inside is just a fire hazard! speaking of fire, I love the hair, very wild, it's nice!"
"haha Thanks"
"Is it your natural colour?"
"Nah, can't you see my roots?" shows me the dark bits, no idea why lol!
"So you chose to be ginger?! there I was thinking you were kinda cool, but you chose to be ginger!"
"Ha, cheeky git!" hits me on the chest
"I'm Dan" hold my hand out to her, she takes it, smiles and gives me her name "It's a pleasure to meet up Emma..... I'd go with a funny one, you can't go wrong with a funny one!" and point to the cards
"Yeah, That's what I was thinking, but I can't pick, this one or this one?"
"I'm not the right person to ask, I don't know his sense of humour, That said, I think this one is funnier"
Yeah, I totally agree, that one it is, Thanks"
"No problem, so, when you're not picking out birthday cards for... friends... what do you get up to?"
"Ha, ok, well I'm usually at work"
"Where's work?"
"**** Golf course"
"Golf, a passion of yours?"
"No, but I'm passionate about giving golfers their food"
pregnant pause with a quizzical look
"I'm a waitress"
"Oh ok, Makes sense, so you're passionate about food?"
"Yeah! I LOVE cooking!"
"cool, you any good?"
"Well I've not killed anyone yet!"
"how many times have the firemen been round?"
Hits my chest "NEVER!"
"I don't believe you!"
"They haven't!"
"no, that you can cook..."
"Well, I can!"
"You'll have to prove me wrong sometime..."
"HAHA! Smooth, VERY smooth!"
"We'll, you can't blame me for trying, seriously though, lets exchange details and meet up for a coffee sometime"
"well, I just met you in Tesco's..."
"so? you're telling me you only date guys you meet in clubs and bars?"
"well I've never been hit on in Tesco..."
I hand her my phone "put your digits in here, all 11 of them, I can count..." cheeky smile here, she laughs "and I'll text you in a few days and we'll arrange to meet up"
"you're not giving up are you?"
"persistence is paramount, here..." and hand her my phone,as she inputs her number, she say's "Ok, why not, I've never been hit on in Tescos" saves it under her name.
I say "cool, I'll text you in a few day's, have fun at your indoor BBQ"
"I'll try!"
"see you"
"Bye honey"
I head over to get my tobacco, when I'm paying, I see her looking over out of the corner of my eye, I look round, stop just before I make eye contact, she looks down, adjusts her hair, looks back up at me, then I meet her gaze and let a slow smile spread across my face, she looks down, then walks out the door, I leave shortly after and every 2 seconds she throws me looks over her shoulder, smiling each time!
your takes people? your input is always appreciated!
So, needing to run a few errands, I dropped my housemate off in the town centre and it starts raining, I've got no waterproof clothes so I decide to join her wandering around the shopping centre (UK equivalent to a mall, I believe
) and see a few cute girls, but don't really approach, we pop into a few clothes shops and I build a little momentum with the sales staff, then we pop into Ann Summers (Lingerie store) as she's looking for something to impress her feller with, I happily oblige and have a little fun with the sales girls in there.As I leave and walk around the corner, I see her, My perfect 10, think Morena Baccarin only in her early 20's! I have no choice, my legs do what my bitch self was telling them not to (Thank's legs
) and I follow, she's with 3 other women, normally I'd bail but I HAVE TO SPEAK TO THIS GIRL!! I catch her up, put my hand on her elbow and put myself in front of her, I'm looking in the direction she's travelling and wait until she makes eye contact first, then I make my first mistake.. my delivery...I was super excited, and that obviously came across in my opener... "Hi, I don't normally do this but I HAD to tell you I think you're ADORABLE!, I'm Dan"
"Hi, I'm Natalie"
"So Natalie, what brings you out today, anything exciting?"
"No, I'm just shopping"
I look at the women she was with and say "With your sister, that's cool, for anything in particular?"
"That's my mum"
"Bullshit, I don't believe you!"
"no seriously"
"Hi mum" then back to Natalie "So, for anything in particular?"
"well, they're shopping, I just tagged along"
"Because you had nothing better to do?"
"HAHA, well yeah, kind of"
"Well, why don't we leave your mum and her friend to continue shopping whilst we go grab a coffee?"
Then mum pipes up "That's really sweet, but she has a boyfriend"
I say to mum "Its only coffee" then back to Natalie "so, shall we? we'll be 10 minutes, you can catch them up later.."
"I'd love too, but I really shouldn't!"
"come on, it's just coffee, you can leave whenever you like"
"I really can't, but you're cute, you've made my day, Thank you!"
"Ok, fair enough, you ladies have a great day"
Any input here guys??
Then after a little more banter with my friend and a few other hired helps, I leave her to make her own way home and head to Tesco to get some Tobacco, as I'm pulling into the car park, I spot from behind this red head, bright firey curls, blowing around in the wind, legs that never seem to end and when they do, its at a bum I'd just love to bite!
I pull up and she heads into Tesco, about 30 paces in front of me, I completely bypass the Tobacco kiosk and follow her, she heads to the greetings card section, I stand behind her looking at the cider on the other side of the Isle, with my back to her, but pretty close, she steps back and bumps into me, then turns around and apologizes, Pre-opener like a charm, I turn around and say "It's never as easy as you think it'll be, is it?"
"what isn't?"
"Choosing a card, It's just a card but there are WAY to many to choose from, it's a chore in its self!"
"HAHA I know exactly what you mean, I have to pick out a 21st birthday card for my....erm... well... my... friend.... it's his 21st today and we're having a BBQ"
Now, I'm reading the hesitation here as its her boyfriend, but she didn't want to tell me that... not a single umm or err before or after this point... your takes??
"Well, great weather for it!"
"I know, we'll end up indoors, so it'll basically be dinner!"
"Haha, yeah, a BBQ inside is just a fire hazard! speaking of fire, I love the hair, very wild, it's nice!"
"haha Thanks"
"Is it your natural colour?"
"Nah, can't you see my roots?" shows me the dark bits, no idea why lol!
"So you chose to be ginger?! there I was thinking you were kinda cool, but you chose to be ginger!"
"Ha, cheeky git!" hits me on the chest
"I'm Dan" hold my hand out to her, she takes it, smiles and gives me her name "It's a pleasure to meet up Emma..... I'd go with a funny one, you can't go wrong with a funny one!" and point to the cards
"Yeah, That's what I was thinking, but I can't pick, this one or this one?"
"I'm not the right person to ask, I don't know his sense of humour, That said, I think this one is funnier"
Yeah, I totally agree, that one it is, Thanks"
"No problem, so, when you're not picking out birthday cards for... friends... what do you get up to?"
"Ha, ok, well I'm usually at work"
"Where's work?"
"**** Golf course"
"Golf, a passion of yours?"
"No, but I'm passionate about giving golfers their food"
pregnant pause with a quizzical look
"I'm a waitress"
"Oh ok, Makes sense, so you're passionate about food?"
"Yeah! I LOVE cooking!"
"cool, you any good?"
"Well I've not killed anyone yet!"
"how many times have the firemen been round?"
Hits my chest "NEVER!"
"I don't believe you!"
"They haven't!"
"no, that you can cook..."
"Well, I can!"
"You'll have to prove me wrong sometime..."
"HAHA! Smooth, VERY smooth!"
"We'll, you can't blame me for trying, seriously though, lets exchange details and meet up for a coffee sometime"
"well, I just met you in Tesco's..."
"so? you're telling me you only date guys you meet in clubs and bars?"
"well I've never been hit on in Tesco..."
I hand her my phone "put your digits in here, all 11 of them, I can count..." cheeky smile here, she laughs "and I'll text you in a few days and we'll arrange to meet up"
"you're not giving up are you?"
"persistence is paramount, here..." and hand her my phone,as she inputs her number, she say's "Ok, why not, I've never been hit on in Tescos" saves it under her name.
I say "cool, I'll text you in a few day's, have fun at your indoor BBQ"
"I'll try!"
"see you"
"Bye honey"
I head over to get my tobacco, when I'm paying, I see her looking over out of the corner of my eye, I look round, stop just before I make eye contact, she looks down, adjusts her hair, looks back up at me, then I meet her gaze and let a slow smile spread across my face, she looks down, then walks out the door, I leave shortly after and every 2 seconds she throws me looks over her shoulder, smiling each time!
your takes people? your input is always appreciated!
