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Gentlemen,
Abstract
Amidst all the horrors that await the 21st century man (existential crises in face of size of the universe, autistic supreme leaders with nukes, feminazis, cancerous bacon, and getting shot at by mad men in hotel rooms with fully automatic assault rifles... [lol to the first 4]), life is pretty damn spectacular, if but only you seize it for yourself.
A quote from Daario Naharis of Game of Thrones comes to mind:
While I hope I'm never forced to kill anyone, I have found in my scant 19 years that nothing gives me more satisfaction than the face of a willing woman as my cock enters her. There are some things that come pretty damn close, such as driving a car over 150 mph, sacking the quarterback in front of everyone, getting the highest ACT score at my high school and using Oxford commas right (oh wait...). But never do I feel more fulfilled than when in bed. I have perused the Bible and the works of Kierkegaard, and come away fascinated and enlightened yet not fully nourished. I have been dazzled by the scenery from the peaks of several 14ers, not to mention the sense of reward from summiting after a long and arduous climb, yet still felt a little empty and alone inside. I have received standing ovations and have gorged on some of the best foods the world has to offer, not to mention my mother's cooking, and even these don't completely measure up. Which isn't to take away from any of the previously listed. But it does make me wonder how I could have ever once thought that I'd wait until I was married before I'd have sex.
Material
5 days ago I re-downloaded Tinder after nearly a year off it. This was in large part to one-up a friend who'd been bragging about all the matches he's been getting. In prior use of the app, I had gotten several lays, but often wasn't happy with the number of daily matches or the girls' receptivities, and ended up getting rid of Tinder to focus completely on cold approach, which was a great move in hindsight.
This time around, I only uploaded one picture, though it's a great one especially compared to my hastily thrown together former pics. My bio was also very low effort: "I like girls who smile
". I did the standard swipe right on everything until I was out of swipes, and forgot about the app, not expecting much better results than before. However, in spite of having a new account I had 7 matches within 4 hours. At first I dismissed it as a fluke, or perhaps an algorithm implanted to excite new accounts for retention purposes. The next few days I received plenty more matches though, including a few super likes, something I was not used to. A high percentage of my matches messaged me first as well. I talk with some of them, including the one I ended up bedding in this LR, but don't have time to try to meet up with any of them.
Fast forward to Friday night, two nights ago. I am hanging out with my same friend at his house, and his parents are out of town. (I live with my dad for the time being, which makes logistics a pain much of the time). He was going to have 2 girls come over, one a girl he claims he has been seeing and the other her friend, but they canceled (a part of me doubts he had them coming over to begin with, or even that he is seeing the first girl, and that he is just trying to portray himself to me as something he is not. But I digress...). So I pull up Tinder and message all my matches:
"Is there any way you'll not object to not going to bed with me?"
I get quite a few responses. The conversation with the girl I ended up picking went like this:
Her: Is that your way of saying you don't want to have sex with me? (This iterated how open to the thought of sex she is)
Me: Huh uh you doing anything rn?
Her: No. Im currently just chilling at home
Me: Hmm well do you wanna come hang out with my friend and I? You can bring a friend too (You'll notice I didn't bring up anything like the fact that we have liquor, or that my friend is cool, or anything like that to entice her. Instead the value I offered was for her to have something to bring a friend to, which reinforces her perception of hanging out with me as something she wants to do. Also opens the door to getting someone for my friend)
Her: Wish I had a friend to bring *laughing emoji* (this is actually a good signal as she is comfortable admitting that she doesn't have someone to bring along, which lowers her value)
Me: *smiling cold sweat emoji* you can still come lol (repairing attainability)
Her: I don't drive *smiling cold sweat emoji* (also a good sign. Any girl who doesn't have a car and is stuck at home on a Friday night is just dying for some excitement to come along)
Me: What if I picked you up? (Notice that I didn't say I'd definitely come get her, just that I am entertaining the idea. This is congruent with how an older guy should treat a younger girl [I am almost 20 and she is only 18])
Her: Ooh let me think on that. I have to be up at 5:30 tomorrow morning
Me: I could have you home by 12 if you want
Me: Or whenever of course lol *Happy emoji with tongue sticking out* (Here I actually intended the minor faux pas of assuming when she'd want to be home and then following up with the or whenever, since after all I am a stranger. This shows social savviness, concern for her desires, and doesn't make me seem too smooth while also displaying my confidence through the "slip" Also, I have no intention of taking her home at 12, but she needs to be able to tell herself that what she is doing is cool since "she'll be home by 12")
Her: Midnight sounds pretty okay
Her: Am I about to get catfished and kidnapped? (While this was partially meant as a joke, this is always a concern for a girl, and how you respond to it is key. Also since I am really hot but only have one picture and a short bio, a lot of girls question if my account is fake)
Me: Lol no, whats your number? (I throw in an lol to acknowledge her probe as a joke and get off the topic quickly, which is how you should handle it)
She gives me her number and then her address, and I pick her up a bit later with my friend. Here's a description of her before I forget: 5'8", excellent fit body, very well-formed tits and ass. Long curly blonde hair. Face is attractive too. A lot hotter than how she looked in her pictures, which is not at all what I expected from a Tinder hookup. What the hell haha, I ain't complaining.
My friend I can tell is pretty into her and talks to her a bunch. I build my friend up a bit, which gives me control of the conversation while making us both look good, him for what I was complimenting him on, and me as the distributor and approver of value (cool recognizes cool), and then force the conversation on her to get her doing most of the talking, as my friend was talking way too much about himself trying to impress her.
We arrive at his house, and as she gets out of the car I grab her hands and tell her I still have to get a good look at her, then twist her around. This sets touch between me and her off to a good start. Inside I offer her a beer, to which she at first declines but I savvily insist in a chill, low key way. This gets compliance off to a good start. She sits down and I lock in on the counter while my friend stands facing us in his own house, HAHA. We talk and laugh for a bit as my friend and I finish our drinks, with my friend making a lot of jokes and me making a few well timed ones that got her to laugh the hardest, after which I would immediately switch back into my smooth vibe to keep things from defusing. At one point I said something offensive to her, and then right away threw in an "I'm kidding..." with a confident smile and wrapped my arms around her pulling her back and forth, to which she really smiled and laughed (This is directly from a recent Chase article, and something I have been doing instinctively for awhile now). I then had all three of us move to the couch. My friend put on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and my girl and I slowly started touching each other more as my friend talked about his expansive knowledge of the show.
After the episode he put on another show neither of us were to enthused about, then got up to use the restroom. I pulled her head close to mine, and said something witty and we started making out passionately. I start fingering her right away and put her hand on my cock, and when my friend gets back we break apart and act normal, though she keeps sneaking devilish glances at me and rubbing my cock under our blanket. I say to her:
"Did I show you where the bathroom is?" and she of course says no, to which I say, " I better make sure you know where to find it" and take her hand and bring her down the stairs to the guest bedroom, where we get at it. I take her bra off with one hand, then tease her a lot around her tits and fractionate from one part of her body to another. Overkill if you ask me, though very enjoyable for both of us. I then remove her yoga ants and panties and have her take off my jeans, and finger her while kissing her AND tweaking her tit. I say something along the lines of "Who said guys can't multitask" hahaha. She's super into it. I then ask her how bad she wants my cock inside her, and only oblige after I am satisfied with her begging. I fuck her a long time without cumming, probably 30 minutes. We do adapted missionary of course, and I make her orgasm twice in that position before switching to doggy and then having her go on top so I could catch my breath. She really doesn't know what she is doing on top haha, so I only end up taking a quick breather. I try legs on shoulders but can't get it to work well for some reason, so we do more adapted missionary. She turns my back bloody as I pound her real hard and make her cum some more. She gets really sensitive but I don't let her stop cumming and pull away. My friend can definitely hear her lol. I end up taking the condom off (I know I know bad Ambiance!) and give her a big finale before spraying all over her belly and chest. I ask her if she likes cum in her mouth and she tells me she hates it, and I call her a liar and feed it to her anyway.
We talk for awhile. She is really lovey dovey, constantly bringing me in for kisses. I talk to her as I finger her nonchalantly. She thinks I am the biggest player ever, which i totally downplay. She also thinks it is hilarious when I mention my friend upstairs watching that show, and is in stitches when I tell her this isn't even my house but his. Now I would totally let him do the same thing at my house, we're cool like that, but she thinks its the funniest thing of all time and says I am a terrible friend, then makes out with me a bunch more, obviously turned on by it lol.
I eventually bring her upstairs and tell my friend that we are going to 7-11 and that I am buying. He ended up getting pretty drunk and a little high so he's in a good mood. My girl keeps looking at me whenever he does anything since she thinks it's so funny that I fucked her in his house while he watched TV, and I just smile at her and entertain my friend for being such a good host. We get back from 7-11 and all talk on the couch for a bit, then I ask if she wants me to take her home. It's about 2:00 by now for anyone who is wondering haha. I drive her past her house to a parking lot and we get in the backseat and have an awesome session. I mean, holy shit it felt so good. I'm so hard and getting chills just thinking about it lol tmi. I only lasted maaaaybe 15 minutes. Her pussy was heaven, and the look on her face as I stared into her soul and pounded her into the seat was like nothing else. After I came, we just made out like crazy for awhile.
She tells me that this is the first time she fucked a guy upon meeting him, and seems pretty happy about it. I believe her too. She tries to come up with some sort of first this was for me too, and when she asks how many girls I've fucked at my friend's house I tell her she is the first, to which she is delighted haha. I drop her off, and she keeps talking to me, wanting to make our conversation last a little bit longer. Finally she closes the car door, and I watch her open her garage door before driving off.
Sent her this yesterday afternoon:
"Hey had a good time last night. Hope you aren't too tired for speech today" (She does speech and debate, which we connected on since I did as well in HS). She responds cheerily to say she really enjoyed last night and later to tell me how well she did at her tournament, and we texted back and forth a bit. I eventually stopped responding and didn't text her today, because I want to keep things casual, but plan to ping her tomorrow and have her come over later this week.
Resolution
Though I do enjoy cold approaching more, I am very happy I downloaded Tinder again. It's been only 5 days and I have gotten over 40 matches, including 3 super likes, totally exceeding my old performance. It's nice to know how much I have improved since I was a senior in HS and early in college. I am much closer to a sprezzatura King now as opposed to the Jester and Peasant I was for so long. I'll wrap up this long LR with something from one of Seppuku's posts that I found so pertinent: "It is a beautiful world full of lustful females who would love to have their vaginas around you"
Ambiance
Abstract
Amidst all the horrors that await the 21st century man (existential crises in face of size of the universe, autistic supreme leaders with nukes, feminazis, cancerous bacon, and getting shot at by mad men in hotel rooms with fully automatic assault rifles... [lol to the first 4]), life is pretty damn spectacular, if but only you seize it for yourself.
A quote from Daario Naharis of Game of Thrones comes to mind:
While I hope I'm never forced to kill anyone, I have found in my scant 19 years that nothing gives me more satisfaction than the face of a willing woman as my cock enters her. There are some things that come pretty damn close, such as driving a car over 150 mph, sacking the quarterback in front of everyone, getting the highest ACT score at my high school and using Oxford commas right (oh wait...). But never do I feel more fulfilled than when in bed. I have perused the Bible and the works of Kierkegaard, and come away fascinated and enlightened yet not fully nourished. I have been dazzled by the scenery from the peaks of several 14ers, not to mention the sense of reward from summiting after a long and arduous climb, yet still felt a little empty and alone inside. I have received standing ovations and have gorged on some of the best foods the world has to offer, not to mention my mother's cooking, and even these don't completely measure up. Which isn't to take away from any of the previously listed. But it does make me wonder how I could have ever once thought that I'd wait until I was married before I'd have sex.
Material
5 days ago I re-downloaded Tinder after nearly a year off it. This was in large part to one-up a friend who'd been bragging about all the matches he's been getting. In prior use of the app, I had gotten several lays, but often wasn't happy with the number of daily matches or the girls' receptivities, and ended up getting rid of Tinder to focus completely on cold approach, which was a great move in hindsight.
This time around, I only uploaded one picture, though it's a great one especially compared to my hastily thrown together former pics. My bio was also very low effort: "I like girls who smile
". I did the standard swipe right on everything until I was out of swipes, and forgot about the app, not expecting much better results than before. However, in spite of having a new account I had 7 matches within 4 hours. At first I dismissed it as a fluke, or perhaps an algorithm implanted to excite new accounts for retention purposes. The next few days I received plenty more matches though, including a few super likes, something I was not used to. A high percentage of my matches messaged me first as well. I talk with some of them, including the one I ended up bedding in this LR, but don't have time to try to meet up with any of them.Fast forward to Friday night, two nights ago. I am hanging out with my same friend at his house, and his parents are out of town. (I live with my dad for the time being, which makes logistics a pain much of the time). He was going to have 2 girls come over, one a girl he claims he has been seeing and the other her friend, but they canceled (a part of me doubts he had them coming over to begin with, or even that he is seeing the first girl, and that he is just trying to portray himself to me as something he is not. But I digress...). So I pull up Tinder and message all my matches:
"Is there any way you'll not object to not going to bed with me?"
I get quite a few responses. The conversation with the girl I ended up picking went like this:
Her: Is that your way of saying you don't want to have sex with me? (This iterated how open to the thought of sex she is)
Me: Huh uh you doing anything rn?
Her: No. Im currently just chilling at home
Me: Hmm well do you wanna come hang out with my friend and I? You can bring a friend too (You'll notice I didn't bring up anything like the fact that we have liquor, or that my friend is cool, or anything like that to entice her. Instead the value I offered was for her to have something to bring a friend to, which reinforces her perception of hanging out with me as something she wants to do. Also opens the door to getting someone for my friend)
Her: Wish I had a friend to bring *laughing emoji* (this is actually a good signal as she is comfortable admitting that she doesn't have someone to bring along, which lowers her value)
Me: *smiling cold sweat emoji* you can still come lol (repairing attainability)
Her: I don't drive *smiling cold sweat emoji* (also a good sign. Any girl who doesn't have a car and is stuck at home on a Friday night is just dying for some excitement to come along)
Me: What if I picked you up? (Notice that I didn't say I'd definitely come get her, just that I am entertaining the idea. This is congruent with how an older guy should treat a younger girl [I am almost 20 and she is only 18])
Her: Ooh let me think on that. I have to be up at 5:30 tomorrow morning
Me: I could have you home by 12 if you want
Me: Or whenever of course lol *Happy emoji with tongue sticking out* (Here I actually intended the minor faux pas of assuming when she'd want to be home and then following up with the or whenever, since after all I am a stranger. This shows social savviness, concern for her desires, and doesn't make me seem too smooth while also displaying my confidence through the "slip"
Also, I have no intention of taking her home at 12, but she needs to be able to tell herself that what she is doing is cool since "she'll be home by 12")Her: Midnight sounds pretty okay
Her: Am I about to get catfished and kidnapped? (While this was partially meant as a joke, this is always a concern for a girl, and how you respond to it is key. Also since I am really hot but only have one picture and a short bio, a lot of girls question if my account is fake)
Me: Lol no, whats your number? (I throw in an lol to acknowledge her probe as a joke and get off the topic quickly, which is how you should handle it)
She gives me her number and then her address, and I pick her up a bit later with my friend. Here's a description of her before I forget: 5'8", excellent fit body, very well-formed tits and ass. Long curly blonde hair. Face is attractive too. A lot hotter than how she looked in her pictures, which is not at all what I expected from a Tinder hookup. What the hell haha, I ain't complaining.
My friend I can tell is pretty into her and talks to her a bunch. I build my friend up a bit, which gives me control of the conversation while making us both look good, him for what I was complimenting him on, and me as the distributor and approver of value (cool recognizes cool), and then force the conversation on her to get her doing most of the talking, as my friend was talking way too much about himself trying to impress her.
We arrive at his house, and as she gets out of the car I grab her hands and tell her I still have to get a good look at her, then twist her around. This sets touch between me and her off to a good start. Inside I offer her a beer, to which she at first declines but I savvily insist in a chill, low key way. This gets compliance off to a good start. She sits down and I lock in on the counter while my friend stands facing us in his own house, HAHA. We talk and laugh for a bit as my friend and I finish our drinks, with my friend making a lot of jokes and me making a few well timed ones that got her to laugh the hardest, after which I would immediately switch back into my smooth vibe to keep things from defusing. At one point I said something offensive to her, and then right away threw in an "I'm kidding..." with a confident smile and wrapped my arms around her pulling her back and forth, to which she really smiled and laughed (This is directly from a recent Chase article, and something I have been doing instinctively for awhile now). I then had all three of us move to the couch. My friend put on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and my girl and I slowly started touching each other more as my friend talked about his expansive knowledge of the show.
After the episode he put on another show neither of us were to enthused about, then got up to use the restroom. I pulled her head close to mine, and said something witty and we started making out passionately. I start fingering her right away and put her hand on my cock, and when my friend gets back we break apart and act normal, though she keeps sneaking devilish glances at me and rubbing my cock under our blanket. I say to her:
"Did I show you where the bathroom is?" and she of course says no, to which I say, " I better make sure you know where to find it" and take her hand and bring her down the stairs to the guest bedroom, where we get at it. I take her bra off with one hand, then tease her a lot around her tits and fractionate from one part of her body to another. Overkill if you ask me, though very enjoyable for both of us. I then remove her yoga ants and panties and have her take off my jeans, and finger her while kissing her AND tweaking her tit. I say something along the lines of "Who said guys can't multitask" hahaha. She's super into it. I then ask her how bad she wants my cock inside her, and only oblige after I am satisfied with her begging. I fuck her a long time without cumming, probably 30 minutes. We do adapted missionary of course, and I make her orgasm twice in that position before switching to doggy and then having her go on top so I could catch my breath. She really doesn't know what she is doing on top haha, so I only end up taking a quick breather. I try legs on shoulders but can't get it to work well for some reason, so we do more adapted missionary. She turns my back bloody as I pound her real hard and make her cum some more. She gets really sensitive but I don't let her stop cumming and pull away. My friend can definitely hear her lol. I end up taking the condom off (I know I know bad Ambiance!) and give her a big finale before spraying all over her belly and chest. I ask her if she likes cum in her mouth and she tells me she hates it, and I call her a liar and feed it to her anyway.
We talk for awhile. She is really lovey dovey, constantly bringing me in for kisses. I talk to her as I finger her nonchalantly. She thinks I am the biggest player ever, which i totally downplay. She also thinks it is hilarious when I mention my friend upstairs watching that show, and is in stitches when I tell her this isn't even my house but his. Now I would totally let him do the same thing at my house, we're cool like that, but she thinks its the funniest thing of all time and says I am a terrible friend, then makes out with me a bunch more, obviously turned on by it lol.
I eventually bring her upstairs and tell my friend that we are going to 7-11 and that I am buying. He ended up getting pretty drunk and a little high so he's in a good mood. My girl keeps looking at me whenever he does anything since she thinks it's so funny that I fucked her in his house while he watched TV, and I just smile at her and entertain my friend for being such a good host. We get back from 7-11 and all talk on the couch for a bit, then I ask if she wants me to take her home. It's about 2:00 by now for anyone who is wondering haha. I drive her past her house to a parking lot and we get in the backseat and have an awesome session. I mean, holy shit it felt so good. I'm so hard and getting chills just thinking about it lol tmi. I only lasted maaaaybe 15 minutes. Her pussy was heaven, and the look on her face as I stared into her soul and pounded her into the seat was like nothing else. After I came, we just made out like crazy for awhile.
She tells me that this is the first time she fucked a guy upon meeting him, and seems pretty happy about it. I believe her too. She tries to come up with some sort of first this was for me too, and when she asks how many girls I've fucked at my friend's house I tell her she is the first, to which she is delighted haha. I drop her off, and she keeps talking to me, wanting to make our conversation last a little bit longer. Finally she closes the car door, and I watch her open her garage door before driving off.
Sent her this yesterday afternoon:
"Hey had a good time last night. Hope you aren't too tired for speech today
" (She does speech and debate, which we connected on since I did as well in HS). She responds cheerily to say she really enjoyed last night and later to tell me how well she did at her tournament, and we texted back and forth a bit. I eventually stopped responding and didn't text her today, because I want to keep things casual, but plan to ping her tomorrow and have her come over later this week.Resolution
Though I do enjoy cold approaching more, I am very happy I downloaded Tinder again. It's been only 5 days and I have gotten over 40 matches, including 3 super likes, totally exceeding my old performance. It's nice to know how much I have improved since I was a senior in HS and early in college. I am much closer to a sprezzatura King now as opposed to the Jester and Peasant I was for so long. I'll wrap up this long LR with something from one of Seppuku's posts that I found so pertinent: "It is a beautiful world full of lustful females who would love to have their vaginas around you"
Ambiance
