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Raqimus

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Just curious here if anyone else has come across this or would be able to elaborate on the meaning. Was talking to a female coworker and conversation ended up with her saying that people can never tell what I'm thinking and I seem sneaky also that I look like a dick. Like if she didnt know' me my resting face gives off the impression that I'm a dick. I found it funny but forgot to ask her to elaborate I'm going to when i see her again, have any of you guys come across this or would be able to tell me what she means by saying my face looks like I'm a dick. Is it bad? is it good?
 

Nova

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Raqimus said:
tell me what she means by saying my face looks like I'm a dick

hard to know for sure, does your face resemble that of a penis? is it dick like in shape and texture? ... maybe it smells like a penis? sometimes you don't notice these things about yourself before others do and then BAM it's too late and everybody has spotted the walking penis before you even knew it yourself.

i would take a long, hard (oo innuendo) non-judgemental look in a mirror.

perhaps it's got something to do with your hairstyle? do you style it in a way that brings to mind the image of a bellend? hard to imagine how, but people can do amazing things with their hair.

maybe though she just means that you facial expressions leave you looking a bit smarmy and cocksure? (which isn't always a bad thing atall)

have a think
 

Loser2Winner

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Raqimus said:
Just curious here if anyone else has come across this or would be able to elaborate on the meaning. Was talking to a female coworker and conversation ended up with her saying that people can never tell what I'm thinking and I seem sneaky also that I look like a dick. Like if she didnt know' me my resting face gives off the impression that I'm a dick. I found it funny but forgot to ask her to elaborate I'm going to when i see her again, have any of you guys come across this or would be able to tell me what she means by saying my face looks like I'm a dick. Is it bad? is it good?

no thats not a good thing.

force urself to smile alittle bit throughout ur whole day
 

ILoveElla

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The time to ask her to elaborate was when she first said it. You'll just look like an idiot coming back asking her again, and that will give her even more control.

Was she drunk when she said it?
 

Raqimus

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Hahaha Ella, shes a friend I'm not actively trying to fuck her and i know how to steer a conversation towards something I want. :)
Oh and L2W I do i always try to make sure i have a smile on at work, i think its the half smile so not if thats what she means. Nova I think you may have hit the mail she's mentioned before that I always look like im up to something or plotting. Thanks for the responses guys. :)
 
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Thanks for the laughs Nova.

Who cares what she thinks? You should care least of all. Chicks dig guys who don't give a fuck.
 

Raqimus

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I just wanted to know how I was coming off to people.
 
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