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So, I've been on an astoundingly long dry spell since March 9th, and on Tuesday we finally killed it.
I met these two girls on a Saturday at a dance event. That same week (don't remember the day) I was re-reading Chase's article on a sexy walk. I credit this walk for ending my dry spell. Seriously, been on a roll since then and all I changed was my walk.
My goddamned walk.
I knew fundamentals were important but fuck... literally the only difference and it's like being a virgin and then being a legend [in my own mind lol].
/rant
The previous Saturday I had gotten 3 numbers at a dance event, though I knew one of them was failed from the start. Oh well.
The Tuesday date I messed up at, which sucks because I kinda liked her. Just wasn't feeling social, poor girl really did try to ask me a bunch of questions in the beginning too. Still kicking myself at that one.
But! Now to girl number 2. She is a little bit older (thinking 30's but don't know) with two kids at home. So no logistics (but now things happened and they won't always be at home).
I like to meet girls at either a park or a smoothie king, nice and cheap. I get there a minute or two before and she's running late. So I start playing on my phone, Sudoku, I'm kicking ass.
Okay, not really. I haven't played in a while and the first move I make is a mistake -.-
After about 10 minutes go by she gets there and orders her smoothie. I'm actually shivering at this point, I hate the cold and it's cold inside.
After we talk for a little bit I tease her by saying "Are you going to go get your smoothie?"
It's not done yet lol
She actually goes up there to go get it. Then I teased her when she got back that they didn't call her name yet lol.
She had a good energy though. I liked that and mentioned it to her
Time to go, so I drive to a park, we talk we flirt she likes to travel and has traveled a lot. Awesomesauce! I love travel stories because they help inspire and motivate me. And motivation is like bathing, you need it semi-often. Except for me because I'm an oily bastard. I need both daily.
Get to the park, small walk around and I tell her to come here. She looks at me and playfully tells me that she can't
Why? With a smirk
Something bad will happen
Indeed, that's what makes it fun *wink*
She gives me her hand and I bring her into me for a kiss. And she immediately starts biting my lip. Welp, time to get the fuck outta here for somewhere more private!
Hey there's a place where there was a beautiful sunset kind of close, even though we'll probably miss it (the sun was already down, there was no sunset at this point, we weren't going to see any light at all lol).
But we go to the disc gold course because it's got a lovely little foresty area. Nice and private.
She tries to hold my hand but I don't like hand holding, but I do like the thing where a woman grabs and holds onto your arm as you hold your hand against yourself. Kinda like this:
https://ak3.picdn.net/shutterstock/vide ... humb/1.jpg
She glomps onto me. Good, she's ready.
So I steadily walk us to the dark forest area. Pitch fuckin black in there. Stop just short of it to finish telling one of my stories and then tell her that there's a cool little bridge area somewhere over here.
But you don't know which path leads there?
There's only two, not like we'll get lost (which is true)
We go in, no resistance. Beautiful. Because I've been starting to feel like a goddamned virgin again.
I don't remember exactly what I said but it was basically now we've got privacy or something.
We start making out and as I'm kissing her neck I can hear her moan. I fuckin love to hear women moan, and it's been so long....
As my hands move from her neck, to her chest and down to her hips she tells me that "I haven't decided if you're going to get lucky yet".
"I'm always lucky"
And then I start to move lower until I can feel how wet she is through her jeans. Fuuuuuuuck
Unzip her and start fingering her before I ask her for a favor. "Hey, can you unbuckle my belt for me? Thanks. And the button. And the zipper."
As she's feeling me up I finally push her against a tree and tell her to turn around.
And as I enter her she lets out another moan. God I love that....
Interesting side-note here: if it's been even a few weeks for me, I've noticed that the first time I have sex I actually have ED issues. I have no idea why. But I can stop and then start again like 10 minutes later and be perfectly fine. Plus I was dehydrated, that never helps.
So I tell her that I have to take a break and get some water. But then immediately go down on her.
When she finishes we get dressed and I get the condom wrapper. Don't litter kids, it lets people know you've had sex in that area and people get weird and start calling cops and shit. Not good.
We walk back to the car, go to the gas station and I finally get some heavenly sustenance of the gods. Gatorade.
Then we drive around and talk some more until I find an empty church parking lot that's behind the church. Outstanding.
Talk a little bit more and then I finally can't wait any longer and start kissing her again. I tell her to take her pants off and she complains about having to take her shoes off again.
"You're welcome"
No more ed issues at all. Outstanding. Thank you orange juice from earlier in the day.
I guess she didn't know that I still had the condom on from earlier because instead of getting to it she just starts grinding on me until she asks me if I had another condom. When I tell her that I'm still wearing one I tell her to put it in for me. After a little while of her riding me she cums again just a few seconds before I do. Excellent.
We start talking and wait a minute... there were way more houses around this parking lot than I remember.... oops...
After a bit more chit chat we head out.
That's my first ever lay report (well, good one anyways, that other one doesn't count) and I hope you enjoyed it!
I'm seeing her again tonight, but now the kiddies are gone. And I've got a date setup with a baker that doesn't eat her own baked goods (I think I'm in love) and a woman that smiles a lot on Tuesday. I call her Dr. Smiles
I met these two girls on a Saturday at a dance event. That same week (don't remember the day) I was re-reading Chase's article on a sexy walk. I credit this walk for ending my dry spell. Seriously, been on a roll since then and all I changed was my walk.
My goddamned walk.
I knew fundamentals were important but fuck... literally the only difference and it's like being a virgin and then being a legend [in my own mind lol].
/rant
The previous Saturday I had gotten 3 numbers at a dance event, though I knew one of them was failed from the start. Oh well.
The Tuesday date I messed up at, which sucks because I kinda liked her. Just wasn't feeling social, poor girl really did try to ask me a bunch of questions in the beginning too. Still kicking myself at that one.
But! Now to girl number 2. She is a little bit older (thinking 30's but don't know) with two kids at home. So no logistics (but now things happened and they won't always be at home).
I like to meet girls at either a park or a smoothie king, nice and cheap. I get there a minute or two before and she's running late. So I start playing on my phone, Sudoku, I'm kicking ass.
Okay, not really. I haven't played in a while and the first move I make is a mistake -.-
After about 10 minutes go by she gets there and orders her smoothie. I'm actually shivering at this point, I hate the cold and it's cold inside.
After we talk for a little bit I tease her by saying "Are you going to go get your smoothie?"
It's not done yet lol
She actually goes up there to go get it. Then I teased her when she got back that they didn't call her name yet lol.
She had a good energy though. I liked that and mentioned it to her
Time to go, so I drive to a park, we talk we flirt she likes to travel and has traveled a lot. Awesomesauce! I love travel stories because they help inspire and motivate me. And motivation is like bathing, you need it semi-often. Except for me because I'm an oily bastard. I need both daily.
Get to the park, small walk around and I tell her to come here. She looks at me and playfully tells me that she can't
Why? With a smirk
Something bad will happen
Indeed, that's what makes it fun *wink*
She gives me her hand and I bring her into me for a kiss. And she immediately starts biting my lip. Welp, time to get the fuck outta here for somewhere more private!
Hey there's a place where there was a beautiful sunset kind of close, even though we'll probably miss it (the sun was already down, there was no sunset at this point, we weren't going to see any light at all lol).
But we go to the disc gold course because it's got a lovely little foresty area. Nice and private.
She tries to hold my hand but I don't like hand holding, but I do like the thing where a woman grabs and holds onto your arm as you hold your hand against yourself. Kinda like this:
https://ak3.picdn.net/shutterstock/vide ... humb/1.jpg
She glomps onto me. Good, she's ready.
So I steadily walk us to the dark forest area. Pitch fuckin black in there. Stop just short of it to finish telling one of my stories and then tell her that there's a cool little bridge area somewhere over here.
But you don't know which path leads there?
There's only two, not like we'll get lost (which is true)
We go in, no resistance. Beautiful. Because I've been starting to feel like a goddamned virgin again.
I don't remember exactly what I said but it was basically now we've got privacy or something.
We start making out and as I'm kissing her neck I can hear her moan. I fuckin love to hear women moan, and it's been so long....
As my hands move from her neck, to her chest and down to her hips she tells me that "I haven't decided if you're going to get lucky yet".
"I'm always lucky"
And then I start to move lower until I can feel how wet she is through her jeans. Fuuuuuuuck
Unzip her and start fingering her before I ask her for a favor. "Hey, can you unbuckle my belt for me? Thanks. And the button. And the zipper."
As she's feeling me up I finally push her against a tree and tell her to turn around.
And as I enter her she lets out another moan. God I love that....
Interesting side-note here: if it's been even a few weeks for me, I've noticed that the first time I have sex I actually have ED issues. I have no idea why. But I can stop and then start again like 10 minutes later and be perfectly fine. Plus I was dehydrated, that never helps.
So I tell her that I have to take a break and get some water. But then immediately go down on her.
When she finishes we get dressed and I get the condom wrapper. Don't litter kids, it lets people know you've had sex in that area and people get weird and start calling cops and shit. Not good.
We walk back to the car, go to the gas station and I finally get some heavenly sustenance of the gods. Gatorade.
Then we drive around and talk some more until I find an empty church parking lot that's behind the church. Outstanding.
Talk a little bit more and then I finally can't wait any longer and start kissing her again. I tell her to take her pants off and she complains about having to take her shoes off again.
"You're welcome"
No more ed issues at all. Outstanding. Thank you orange juice from earlier in the day.
I guess she didn't know that I still had the condom on from earlier because instead of getting to it she just starts grinding on me until she asks me if I had another condom. When I tell her that I'm still wearing one I tell her to put it in for me. After a little while of her riding me she cums again just a few seconds before I do. Excellent.
We start talking and wait a minute... there were way more houses around this parking lot than I remember.... oops...
After a bit more chit chat we head out.
That's my first ever lay report (well, good one anyways, that other one doesn't count) and I hope you enjoyed it!
I'm seeing her again tonight, but now the kiddies are gone. And I've got a date setup with a baker that doesn't eat her own baked goods (I think I'm in love) and a woman that smiles a lot on Tuesday. I call her Dr. Smiles
