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foggy

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I met a girl while day gaming at my school on June 14th. Her and I had talked for roughly 7 minutes, then I number closed her. At the end of the interaction she was giving me the bedroom eyes. Later she added me on snapchat. Her username showed her full name. Out of curiosity I looked her up on facebook - her relationship status said "married." Her pictures showed her with her husband. This was quite surprising to me. When we were chatting, I asked if she was single and she said yes. Liar liar pants on fire!

I texted her to make plans, but ended up cancelling on her to hang out with another chick. Then a few days later I texted her again and told her to come over to my place. She showed up and we were bantering for about 10 minutes - the vibe was getting more and more sexual. I kissed her neck a little bit and she didn't say anything. Then, a few minutes later, the time came where I could either transition into deep diving or make a move on her. I decided to start kissing her.

We were both sitting on the couch making out and then she started sucking my dick. Then I stood up, and she started blowing me while I was standing up and she was sitting down. All of a sudden: BLEEEEEEEEEH! She jet puked everywhere. Then she looks at me like she was a little bit embarrassed. I did not react at all - I just got a towel, cleaned everything up, and then she continued blowing me like nothing had even happened!

She was on her period so I didnt fuck her, but we had a lot of fun regardless. I was face fucking her and tying her up and her tits are so bruised from all the hickeys I gave her...we were both really into it :)

After we are finished, she comes clean to me:

girl: blalbalbla my husband likes elephants
backstory: elephants are interesting because they are so emotional
girl: really? thats what you got out of that sentence
backstory: yeah
girl: you don't care that I'm married?
backstory: no
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

BMD

Space Monkey
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backstory said:
All of a sudden: BLEEEEEEEEEH! She jet puked everywhere.
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Haha did u trigger her gag reflex man

Also fair play for keeping hard through that ;)
 

Ree

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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girl: blalbalbla my husband likes elephants
backstory: elephants are interesting because they are so emotional
girl: really? thats what you got out of that sentence
backstory: yeah
girl: you don't care that I'm married?
backstory: no

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