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Slade Scarface

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I don't like writing about lays from IG or dating apps, I am a devoted day gamer and I usually don't count those lays as such but let me shoot this one because it just happened like 5 hours ago and I am still smiling back on the experience. I have had great matches on tinder who were just about to come but refused last minute because i refused to pay for the Uber fare. I usually tell gals to just take of the fare on their own because I make it up with some real good dick.
And so I matched with this chick on tinder like two days ago, and she shoot me a hello message first. I reply back with 'hey future lover' and she seems excited. I ask her how her schedule is looking like for the rest of the week and she says "quite tight". I tell her the word 'tight' makes me think of other naughty things. She tells me "may be the coochie ain't that tight" and i qualify her by saying that "at her age(20) the coochie is still tight and fresh and i wont mind hitting that if she agrees". she then says we move the conversation to whatsapp and i giver her my whatsapp number. A few minutes later she dm me on whatsapp and we chat a little bit. She tells me she is in bed and I tell her i wish i could join her right there in bed. She says "it can get nasty if that happens". And I tell her she looks like someone who can get real nasty. She agrees by saying sometimes she gets freaky. I said sure then, let's organize for a freaky wknd...she agrees and ask for my directions. We then later on on friday evening get into a long call talking about sex and the city generally. we talk for like an hour and end our call by agreeing to hangout on saturday, which is today as planned.

she comes over as planned (she paid the uber herself) I had told her during calls that i usually dont pay for ubers for gals i am not in relationships with. Anyway she managed to locate my place and we get it on immediately she arrives. she tries touching the artifacts in my house and i put them away. we get to having lots of sex, i bang her for over 20 minutes and she cums multiple times. she then give me an awesome blow job for like 15 minutes. She again ask me to fuck her more and i tell her to ride me, she rides for a long time. All this time i haven't released anything. i dont know why sometimes i take time to orgasms but for her she is having fun like crazy coz my dick can remain hard for way too long. i bend her over the sink and we finish....
The last gal i had from tinder came over, layed her sweet body all over my bed and i couldn't get hard to save my life, she went dissapointed. I discovered i was overworking out stopped it. For this one she had a great time, I also liked her vibe a lot. i am back to doing cold approaches, i want a real lay, this was rather easy.
 

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I have had great matches on tinder who were just about to come but refused last minute because i refused to pay for the Uber fare
Girls online expect you to pay for their cab fare when they come over to meet up with you? Can these ladies get anymore entitled? Where does this expectation come from
 

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well, it is quite a common problem in my city, we use buses and uber mostly and most people don't want to incur the cost of transport, it is normal for ladies to ask for fares, they do it a lot.
 

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@Skills, you will be shocked, once you pay for the uber they will ask for shopping money. again, some gals have made it a trade where they make you send the uber money before coming and they don't show up, if they do it with like 5 guys they got some money for drinks for the whole week, it is nasty. so what you do is tell the gal to just come over with her own money and you will pay for her uber on the way back. That is what works, I have paid for gal's transport back to their places in the past when they came over and we had sex...i am in third world, people hustle weirdly over here!
 

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@Skills, you will be shocked, once you pay for the uber they will ask for shopping money. again, some gals have made it a trade where they make you send the uber money before coming and they don't show up, if they do it with like 5 guys they got some money for drinks for the whole week, it is nasty. so what you do is tell the gal to just come over with her own money and you will pay for her uber on the way back. That is what works, I have paid for gal's transport back to their places in the past when they came over and we had sex...i am in third world, people hustle weirdly over here!
no bro! you with your account once she is a go, you send the uber get it??? don't send them money.. my wing primo does this all the time...
 

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Stay away from tinder
Mostly prostitutes like this. Some will also expect gifts and food. Just a bad deal.
 

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@Teevster sure they are always a bad deal most of the time because actually when you pay for these ubers, some of these gals still come and give you crazy lmrs, so you may end up wasting your time and money. that's why the best way to do it is just let her come with a bus, which is cheaper and may be if she turns out to be a great lay, you can pay for her cab fare back if you are willing.
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

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Yeah moment you payfor a tinder date she will just suck more and more cash out of you. You .ust live in europe i assume? Since according to the americabs tinder is pussy heaven whereas in europe it is litterally a hoe house.
 

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@Teevster i live in Nairobi and yeah, it is a whore house here too since the pandemic strike, every broke chic went there to sell
 

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Stay away from tinder
Mostly prostitutes like this. Some will also expect gifts and food. Just a bad deal.


did you read the title it say lay report, and didn't you read how a dude laid 4 out of 5 girls, that statement is false tinder is not mostly prostitutes, come on... I don't even like tinder by the way but the statement is silly...
 

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did you read the title it say lay report, and didn't you read how a dude laid 4 out of 5 girls, that statement is false tinder is not mostly prostitutes, come on... I don't even like tinder by the way but the statement is silly...

I responded to that thread. Tinder differs from country to country. In Scandinavia it is quite decent. In France... it is not. The OP happens to live in a place where Tinder is bad and with a very similar clientele to the one in numerous central/eastern European countries.

Aren't you the one that always keeps emphasizing "cultural" and "geographical" differences? I guess it does not apply when it doesn't benefit you.

Regarding the other thread - I pointed out significant flaws in that method - especially in regards to your ELO.
 

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I responded to that thread. Tinder differs from country to country. In Scandinavia it is quite decent. In France... it is not. The OP happens to live in a place where Tinder is bad and with a very similar clientele to the one in numerous central/eastern European countries.

Aren't you the one that always keeps emphasizing "cultural" and "geographical" differences? I guess it does not apply when it doesn't benefit you.

Regarding the other thread - I pointed out significant flaws in that method - especially in regards to your ELO.
I see, I thought you were talking in general
 
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