FR My first Tinder encounter

[TheChased]

Okey, let me start with: Tinder is fucked up!

I got matched with a girl that looked cute, so I just bantered a bit and then asked her for her number. No problem, got over to text and then I asked if we could meet up for a coffee. Nooo problem.

So the day comes and I'm about to meet her at this trendy coffee shop. I was running a bit late so I sent her a text that I would be there in 15mins and that she should snatch us a table. I was rocking this beat in my headphones and thinking this shit was going to be great. The sun was shining and my date with some other chick yesterday went great.(Not tinder) My confidence was on top and everything was how it was supposed to be. Alright! So I open the door to the coffee shop and look around, it was probably like 7 people there. I see this chick looking and me, and I walk towards her. The closer I got, THE UGLIER SHE GOT. This chick... had no fucking chin. Her face just went straight to throat, no chin. What. the. fuck. Her body was alright, her face was cute-ish, but... no chin.

My thoughts after I said Hi to her: Fuck, I have to fucking sit here and talk to this troll now with nowhere to run. So we sat down, and we talked a bit, maybe she would be fun to talk to at least? Well... HELL NO! Boring as fuck! I got a bit depressed and just didn't care anymore, so I thought: Lets have some fun with this! So I stopped talking a few times so it would be awkward, and then see how long it would take before she would talk. Hahaha! This is what you get for taking photos where you can't see that you don't have a fucking chin. Some time went on and then a guy I know comes by and see's me, and I'm thinking damn.. now I even got seen with this goblin shit. After some talking I find out she's working out at the same place as me! NOOOOO! I was constantly watching the clock and thinking how long I should stay before it would be appropriate to say that I had to go.

Some time went on and I just said I should go home now, because I was getting quite hungry. So we bid farewell and left with a hug. UGH, get a chin ffs..
So I texted a buddy of mine when I left her and told him about the date. His response: "You should've just said you grandma was giving birth so you had to go!"
Totally gonna remember that one.

I made this "report" just for fun actually, so I don't need any feedback on this, lol. Anyhow, I have come up with a plan if I decide to go on a Tinder date again: Text her 5 mins before you arrive that you MAY have to leave after an hour or something. So if I meet up with a troll again, then I just say after about 30-60mins that this thing did actually come up, and I have to leave.

Let this be a warning to some of you guys on whats out there on tinder..

Cheers
-TC

 

[Dude909]

Yeah that happens spemtimes. Other times you get a positive surprise, obviously a rarer occurence.

Take a close look at the pictures and block or ask for other pictures if Any doubt

 

[TheChased]

Lmao literally had this exact same experience before. The pics looked great, but in real life she looked like a little hobbit.

Bitch looked like golum. She was all like: TC my precious!
We could make a fucking Lord of the rings movie with all these tinder girls ffs! Hahaha

 

[Seppuku]

LOL.

I also got this once. Very nice pictures taken from afar. Then when you meet her, oops. The date lasted twenty minutes. As soon as the drink finished, bye. After that, this girl texted me like crazy for months. She still pops up once in a while on my phone.

Now I usually ask the girl for more pics. Even like this, I find in many cases that they're less pretty in real life. They are pictures masters. Yet I still go on with the interaction if she's at least cute. The data point always good to have.

Cheers,
Seppuku

 

[Big Daddy]

Kinda happened to me before.

Thing is, I had LOTS of pics, had her Instagram at my mercy, body pics, shorts pics, all kinds of face pics and... she was cute, but less than I expected.

Pics lie, dude. I look terrible in photos when in reality I'm fairly good-looking (or so a bunch of hot girls told their friends that in turn told me). It's part of the game.

I wouldn't really mind getting sucked by these fuckers, my problem is kissing them. I had mental blocks with ugly chicks. I simply can't even think about kissing them.

After that, this girl texted me like crazy for months. She still pops up once in a while on my phone.

I wonder what kind of shit I do wrong to not get these kinds of responses from shitty dates.

 

[TheChased]

After that, this girl texted me like crazy for months. She still pops up once in a while on my phone.

Yeah man, she texted me the next day "Had a great time yesterday"
Me: "Yeah"
Hope she takes the hint..

Think this was my first and last tinder date. I have just lost interest in even texting girls back, busy talking to girls I've actually met! Tinder doesn't have that many great looking girls in my town, and those i match up with stops responding after 4-6 messages. Seems like it's only the photo masters that wants to set up dates..
Tried to set up a date with a Swedish girl from tinder, but she stopped responding when I asked for time and place. I saw her when I was on a date with another girl, she was actually prettier in real life. A shame she stopped responding, because I would actually like meeting her.

I wonder what kind of shit I do wrong to not get these kinds of responses from shitty dates.

I don't know man, I even tried to make the date awkward, but she texted me afterwards. I should've turned off my vibe I think, her eyes were undressing me on the date.

 

[Sophisticated Gent]

A thought for all. When you get one of these dates why not use it to stretch the boundaries. Do some shit you normally wouldn't do just to see the reaction. View it as a learning experience. At least you might gain some insight and it won't be a complete waste of time.

BDSC

 

[Lotus]

This is too funny...... Happened to me last night. First real date in about 4 months and she seemed cute and passed the "arm test" so I was like whatever as long as she is skinny I can get back into the groove and try to fuck her anyway, it would be good practice.

Nope.

Pictures were at least 3 years old and she was currently rocking some thunder thighs. She even had the balls to tell me one of her "hobbies" is running. It's too bad because she had a really cute face and lovely lips.