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Even though I fucked up and didn't lead, I feel so good for the opportunity I had and I won't make the same mistake again.
Before I went to the bars, I did 4 shots of Johnny Walker Black(disgusting) with red bull(horrendous). I was feeling a nice buzz when I got to the Rat.
Tom and Marty’s
I decide to buy a beer for once and not be a cheap ass. I even tip the bartender $1(first time I’ve done so)
I sit down next these 3 set, right next to me is the girl I want to talk to.
Me: Hi, I just had to say hi, I’m Brandon
Her: Hi!(I think she lights up?) I’m pretty woman
Me: Hey, want to see my dog?(in a funny manner… Still stupid lol)
Her: Sure!
Me: He’s cuter than a dick! Here you go,
Her: Thanks
Me: my other dog kinda died
Her: That’s so sad
Me: It’s ok, She was kind of fucked up anyway
She’s looking at the picture.
Her: Aw He’s adorable
Me: He’s a great dog
I ask them how they know each other and she tells me they are Resident Assistents. She says the joke-“I’m a Narc”
I say, “I’m sure you let some residents get away… unless the entire hall smells like weed- She laughs
At this point I introduce myself to her friend and I then go through the routine of you guys are definitely best friends. Then I botch the “girl communication routine” by not asking them a question first and yadda yadda.
This girl wasn’t very engaged the entire time and eventually they move away
AT THE RAT
I leave Tom&Marty’s which was god damn dead to go to The Rat and boy was it packed to shit. The music was blaring and everyone was having a good time.
I chickened out of one set then on the far side of the bar I approached this Asian chick, I said “Hi(with a smile), I had to come talk to you”
She says thanks, turns around and moves aaway<< LOL
Girl #3 pretty much went the same way.. I was trying to body rock and turn my body away but it was not going well. I can’t remember if I approached a 3rd girl or not….I think I did but it did not go too well either.
I leave about 45 minutes after I arrive and decide to go to the pizza parlor next door….
So Close- So awesome!
The truth was I was so cheap I just wanted to look at the pizzas
When I’m about to enter it there is a chick and her 2 friends right by the door, I see her smoking something and say
Me: Hey smoking is bad for yo..(I notice she’s smoking a weed joint lol), or nevermind
Her: You want some(as she sticks it in my face)
Me: Sure
Her: Sorry it’s old weed
Me: That’s alright
I take two huge hits which I would regret later, give it back to her and say thanks.
As I’m walking inside I realize… Holy fuck! This chick digs me?! Why else would she just smoke me up like that?
I look at the pizzas and then go talk to her again… I think I say
Me: Hey, I’m Brandon
Her: Hi I’m, name(I fuckin forgot it immediately…)
Me: blah blah blah
I make sure to try and body rock by swaying my body away like I learned in the video.
I can barely remember what I say after that. But what I’m sure is that I was bantering then giving her compliments(IOI’s) but pushing afterwards with phrases like “Don’t let it go to your head”
She was eating it up and I have her introduce her to her friends by saying “Aren’t you gonna introduce me? How rude(said in a funny tone).
I chat with her friends and it is going really well for a three set, I learn there names and then awkwardness happens when she asks if I remember her name(fuck).I make a joke about it, "it's late ok(it was like midnight)... or maybe not". She then tells me her name is Rachal.
Before all this is happening I’ve locked myself in leaning against the window of the pizzeria.
The Fuck Up
I ask her what major she is and then we get interrupted…
Her friends want to go to the bar and she actually starts telling them to go without her(to stay with me, fuck ya)
However they need a third person to help the two of them pass back their ID’s or some shit because their underage.
After Rachal tells them to go without her, Then the second time she doeher one friend comes up to me and asks me”What should we do?”
After this I start a convo with one of their guy friends who shows up immediately after. I think I should gain his trust but this was a mistake…
I’m not trying to talk to Rachal at all, then when Rachal tells her friends to go without them. One of their friends comes up to me and says “What should we do”
I’m so twisted(my fault) that I don’t answer fast enough and the guy friend says something….
Rachal tries to get them to leave 4 times in total, And the entire time I haven’t said anything to her, I’m just acting cool looking at my cell-phone and talking to the guy friend for a bit… While the entire time they are trying to figure it out…
Then the 5th time she tells them she’s coming with them and then leaves…. FUCK ME!!!
Resolution
The funny thing is I am so happy after the fact. I know what I should of done…(if I could do it over I would have said “Ok Guys team meeting”, and then either had the guy friend get them in or I would of done it…)
I would have been a leader
And just getting this far with a woman with a group of friends no less feels so good. Just imagining what we might have done put a smile on my face.
I know next time what not to do and I can’t wait to put my new skills to the test once more.
Groups of girls in the past for me was scary and now I see it as a challenge!
After all this... I'm really digging this music too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk3r-K8TQ5g
P.S- You bastards better have enjoyed this, I was so twisted when I wrote this!
Before I went to the bars, I did 4 shots of Johnny Walker Black(disgusting) with red bull(horrendous). I was feeling a nice buzz when I got to the Rat.
Tom and Marty’s
I decide to buy a beer for once and not be a cheap ass. I even tip the bartender $1(first time I’ve done so)
I sit down next these 3 set, right next to me is the girl I want to talk to.
Me: Hi, I just had to say hi, I’m Brandon
Her: Hi!(I think she lights up?) I’m pretty woman
Me: Hey, want to see my dog?(in a funny manner… Still stupid lol)
Her: Sure!
Me: He’s cuter than a dick! Here you go,
Her: Thanks
Me: my other dog kinda died
Her: That’s so sad
Me: It’s ok, She was kind of fucked up anyway
She’s looking at the picture.
Her: Aw He’s adorable
Me: He’s a great dog
I ask them how they know each other and she tells me they are Resident Assistents. She says the joke-“I’m a Narc”
I say, “I’m sure you let some residents get away… unless the entire hall smells like weed- She laughs
At this point I introduce myself to her friend and I then go through the routine of you guys are definitely best friends. Then I botch the “girl communication routine” by not asking them a question first and yadda yadda.
This girl wasn’t very engaged the entire time and eventually they move away
AT THE RAT
I leave Tom&Marty’s which was god damn dead to go to The Rat and boy was it packed to shit. The music was blaring and everyone was having a good time.
I chickened out of one set then on the far side of the bar I approached this Asian chick, I said “Hi(with a smile), I had to come talk to you”
She says thanks, turns around and moves aaway<< LOL
Girl #3 pretty much went the same way.. I was trying to body rock and turn my body away but it was not going well. I can’t remember if I approached a 3rd girl or not….I think I did but it did not go too well either.
I leave about 45 minutes after I arrive and decide to go to the pizza parlor next door….
So Close- So awesome!
The truth was I was so cheap I just wanted to look at the pizzas
When I’m about to enter it there is a chick and her 2 friends right by the door, I see her smoking something and say
Me: Hey smoking is bad for yo..(I notice she’s smoking a weed joint lol), or nevermind
Her: You want some(as she sticks it in my face)
Me: Sure
Her: Sorry it’s old weed
Me: That’s alright
I take two huge hits which I would regret later, give it back to her and say thanks.
As I’m walking inside I realize… Holy fuck! This chick digs me?! Why else would she just smoke me up like that?
I look at the pizzas and then go talk to her again… I think I say
Me: Hey, I’m Brandon
Her: Hi I’m, name(I fuckin forgot it immediately…)
Me: blah blah blah
I make sure to try and body rock by swaying my body away like I learned in the video.
I can barely remember what I say after that. But what I’m sure is that I was bantering then giving her compliments(IOI’s) but pushing afterwards with phrases like “Don’t let it go to your head”
She was eating it up and I have her introduce her to her friends by saying “Aren’t you gonna introduce me? How rude(said in a funny tone).
I chat with her friends and it is going really well for a three set, I learn there names and then awkwardness happens when she asks if I remember her name(fuck).I make a joke about it, "it's late ok(it was like midnight)... or maybe not". She then tells me her name is Rachal.
Before all this is happening I’ve locked myself in leaning against the window of the pizzeria.
The Fuck Up
I ask her what major she is and then we get interrupted…
Her friends want to go to the bar and she actually starts telling them to go without her(to stay with me, fuck ya)
However they need a third person to help the two of them pass back their ID’s or some shit because their underage.
After Rachal tells them to go without her, Then the second time she doeher one friend comes up to me and asks me”What should we do?”
After this I start a convo with one of their guy friends who shows up immediately after. I think I should gain his trust but this was a mistake…
I’m not trying to talk to Rachal at all, then when Rachal tells her friends to go without them. One of their friends comes up to me and says “What should we do”
I’m so twisted(my fault) that I don’t answer fast enough and the guy friend says something….
Rachal tries to get them to leave 4 times in total, And the entire time I haven’t said anything to her, I’m just acting cool looking at my cell-phone and talking to the guy friend for a bit… While the entire time they are trying to figure it out…
Then the 5th time she tells them she’s coming with them and then leaves…. FUCK ME!!!
Resolution
The funny thing is I am so happy after the fact. I know what I should of done…(if I could do it over I would have said “Ok Guys team meeting”, and then either had the guy friend get them in or I would of done it…)
I would have been a leader
And just getting this far with a woman with a group of friends no less feels so good. Just imagining what we might have done put a smile on my face.
I know next time what not to do and I can’t wait to put my new skills to the test once more.
Groups of girls in the past for me was scary and now I see it as a challenge!
After all this... I'm really digging this music too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk3r-K8TQ5g
P.S- You bastards better have enjoyed this, I was so twisted when I wrote this!
