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Almost had a a foursome, or at least a heavy group hook up last night.
INTRO
I start the night off playing an Xbox drinking game. My younger homie is going out with two ladies and was supposed to call me, but he bailed. I check my snapchat and my coworker is going to the place we work for drinks. I immediately call him and grab his uber just in time.
We have some drinks and food at our bar, then I suggest going to a good Tuesday night bar - my usual spot. We get there and my coworkers fake gets denied. I decide whether I'll go in alone or not, because these dudes wanna smoke a blunt and ya boy Hue can't hang. I decide to go in and scope it out.
Per usual (Yes, I'm a douchebag and say per usual), I see multiple groups of people I know. I talk to one girl and spot another with my peripheral.. it's my coworker I tried to fuck last Thursday. I ignore her and keep scouting the bar to see who all is there. Eventually she comes up to me and wants to talk / hang. After the way I reframed myself she obviously wants to bang, and I'm getting way better attention from her than I was previously.
I run into a lacrosse player I know and we chat - later on his friends want me to take a picture of them and I politely say no - and they stink face the fuck out of me before finding some other chap for their douchey flex-ass pictures. Some real cool guys.
Right after this Thing 1 opens me and it's her birthday!!! >
> >
TARGET(S) ACQUIRED
I pick her up and spin her around - and her ass get's blown up and shown to everyone in the bar lol. Love it. She's super embarrassed. Then that crazy bitch she's friends with joins in, and I lead them over to the other bar and we grab drinks. They get there's first and go outside while I wait for mine. I pop back to my other groups to bide time and not give my target too much attention (as this is now social circle gaming).
I pop back over to the girls who now have a group of 4. Thing 1, Thing 2, crazy bitch, and a hot brunette I've never met. We move over to a bench and hang out, drink, and smoke. The hot bartender sees me and I return her looks, giving her a little wave. Crazy bitch brings up how I fucked her with a sock in her mouth... again. I very casually talk about it and somewhat dismiss her.
SETTING UP ORGY
Then a thought pops in my head. Thing 1, Thing 2, and crazy bitch are all bi. I could probably pull at least a threesome, since I've already fucked Thing 1 and the crazy bitch. They're best friends and have munched eachother's box before, surely I have a shot at making that happen again. From there forward I flirt with them equally, even though I don't personally care for crazy bitch. Eventually crazy bitch is sitting on some dudes lap, but the kid is a pussy and the more I flirt with her the more she moves towards me, eventually grabbing my dick on the bench.
My coworker is eyeing me so I eventually go up to her again. Her bitchy friend is being way cooler to me and my intuition says that she has reframed me to her as well. I chat with her and be a little touchy before saying "I'll be riiight back" and go back to my girls - never to return.
Thing 1 starts asking me about the sex we had because apparently she was drunk and doesn't remember, so I show her the scar she gave me. I lock down and after party, try to pull crazy bitch and Thing 1 to my house and bail - then set up me coming to their place.
Things get really interesting from here
I go home, grab booze and condoms. I text crazy bitch because she wants me more immediately than Thing 1 does, so there's more security in texting her. To my surprise, right after she sends me the address, she hammers me with 4 texts saying Thing 1 is super sick and not to come, come another time blah blah blah. I text her "ummm" and call Thing 1. She's drunk, but she's clearly not puking or anything. Thing 1 was saying to her friends "it's my birthday, Hue is coming". If I had to speculate I would say that Thing 1 starts talking about me, crazy bitch gets jealous and tries to botch my operation, possibly Thing 2 says Thing 1 shouldn't cheat on her boyfriend. Idk, but there I went.
MOTHERCUCKER
I get there and there's 7 people, and all the girls are paired up besides Thing 1. I just do the same thing as a Slow Burn, and eventually I pull crazy bitch off the guy. Thing 1 is visible very drunk and I tell her, "[Thing 1], you're drunk." When she tries to talk to me - and she makes an active effort to sober up after this. Crazy bitch is on the guys lap again, and I nonverbally communicate I want to fuck her and she mouths silently "I want to fuck you", so I ask her if I can have a glass for my drink. She jumps up and takes me inside.
I walk her into the bathroom and tell her to get on her knees and shes starts sucking my dick. I lift her up on the sink and dick tease her, asking her if she's been checked before entering her. I remember that this bitch is fucking crazy so I put on a condom on. She can't find a good angle, and even after I order her to arch her back and try to physically do it myself, I can't fuck her for more than 5-6 pumps - she's too short and I'm too tall, plus she's not being cooperative. I throw away the condom and we go back outside.
This black dude loses his 300$ earing in the porch and is freaking out and killing the vibe. I calmly tell him he should look for it in the day time, and not tonight because it's very dark and hard to find it. He continues freaking out and eventually calms down and leaves. The hot brunette and her boyfriend leave, along with the guy I just cucked.
TRY OUT EMPATHY IT'S COOL
So now it's me, Thing 1, Thing 2, and the crazy bitch who I just entered. We typically talked in pairs and eventually Thing 2 starts telling me about some baggage she had to deal with, but my empathy was high in this moment and I treat her like the human being she is and try to understand. This turns into her sitting on my lap, grabbing my dick, and kissing me. Crazy bitch is super upset and I recognize this, so instead of going full hook up with Thing 2 I dial it back a bit. I tell all of them that they are my favorite girls because even though they all have fucked up aspects of themselves, they keep smiling on anyways. Thing 1 comments on how cool I am, and crazy bitch says how sexy I am. Things are moving towards orgy.
Then Thing 2 steals Thing 1 away and they spend like an hour having deep, emotional conversation. Crazy bitch and I keep talking and she is getting impatient with me. We both discover our love for Billie Eilish and play a bunch of her songs. She wants to hug the things and I say we do a group hug - this is the closest I got to foursome.
We all hug, and I can feel everyones energy. I want to make a slow thing, and start kissing everybody. Every bone in my body tells me this would have worked. Then, crazy bitch starts making out with me, stopping, kissing the Things, and grabbing my dick frantically. She totally jumped the gun and ruined it. Fucking impatient bitch. I remain cool and pull off after her explosive arousal kills the vibe and the hug started breaking up.
SOME FUN BEFORE BED
About 30 minutes later I'm sitting down with Thing 1 and we're making out. I'm pretty drunk at this point and it's hard to remember. At some point after this everyone was wrestling in the kitchen and having a super hot cat fight make out, and then Thing 2 kept bending over for penetration and it was making me really horny. She eventually backed up her beautiful ass onto my dick and I started groping her and rubbing her pussy - but she jumped off and went back to Thing 1 after a while.
Oh yea and I almost fucked Thing 1 on the counter and had my hands in her pussy after that but her ASD with her boyfriend overpowered things. She kept telling me how sexy and hot I was. Then I pass out on the couch. I wake up and text Thing 1 in a very warm way, telling her I'm leaving and to feed her hungry pet
Really good times.
CONCLUSION
I'm really warming up to the idea of just hanging out with girls (whether I want to fuck them or not) when I'm out. It's way more fun and advantageous. These girls are all byronic AF, because they all have baggage - but are still some of the most fun people I know. Thing 1 is one my best friends, honestly. While their antics get annoying, the more I try to look deeper into them the more I appreciate them. I just hope they know they're appreciated.
Also, fuck that dumb bitch for trying to have me all to herself.
Cheers,
Hue
INTRO
I start the night off playing an Xbox drinking game. My younger homie is going out with two ladies and was supposed to call me, but he bailed. I check my snapchat and my coworker is going to the place we work for drinks. I immediately call him and grab his uber just in time.
We have some drinks and food at our bar, then I suggest going to a good Tuesday night bar - my usual spot. We get there and my coworkers fake gets denied. I decide whether I'll go in alone or not, because these dudes wanna smoke a blunt and ya boy Hue can't hang. I decide to go in and scope it out.
Per usual (Yes, I'm a douchebag and say per usual), I see multiple groups of people I know. I talk to one girl and spot another with my peripheral.. it's my coworker I tried to fuck last Thursday. I ignore her and keep scouting the bar to see who all is there. Eventually she comes up to me and wants to talk / hang. After the way I reframed myself she obviously wants to bang, and I'm getting way better attention from her than I was previously.
I run into a lacrosse player I know and we chat - later on his friends want me to take a picture of them and I politely say no - and they stink face the fuck out of me before finding some other chap for their douchey flex-ass pictures. Some real cool guys.
Right after this Thing 1 opens me and it's her birthday!!! >
> > TARGET(S) ACQUIRED
I pick her up and spin her around - and her ass get's blown up and shown to everyone in the bar lol. Love it. She's super embarrassed. Then that crazy bitch she's friends with joins in, and I lead them over to the other bar and we grab drinks. They get there's first and go outside while I wait for mine. I pop back to my other groups to bide time and not give my target too much attention (as this is now social circle gaming).
I pop back over to the girls who now have a group of 4. Thing 1, Thing 2, crazy bitch, and a hot brunette I've never met. We move over to a bench and hang out, drink, and smoke. The hot bartender sees me and I return her looks, giving her a little wave. Crazy bitch brings up how I fucked her with a sock in her mouth... again. I very casually talk about it and somewhat dismiss her.
SETTING UP ORGY
Then a thought pops in my head. Thing 1, Thing 2, and crazy bitch are all bi. I could probably pull at least a threesome, since I've already fucked Thing 1 and the crazy bitch. They're best friends and have munched eachother's box before, surely I have a shot at making that happen again. From there forward I flirt with them equally, even though I don't personally care for crazy bitch. Eventually crazy bitch is sitting on some dudes lap, but the kid is a pussy and the more I flirt with her the more she moves towards me, eventually grabbing my dick on the bench.
My coworker is eyeing me so I eventually go up to her again. Her bitchy friend is being way cooler to me and my intuition says that she has reframed me to her as well. I chat with her and be a little touchy before saying "I'll be riiight back" and go back to my girls - never to return.
Thing 1 starts asking me about the sex we had because apparently she was drunk and doesn't remember, so I show her the scar she gave me. I lock down and after party, try to pull crazy bitch and Thing 1 to my house and bail - then set up me coming to their place.
Things get really interesting from here
I go home, grab booze and condoms. I text crazy bitch because she wants me more immediately than Thing 1 does, so there's more security in texting her. To my surprise, right after she sends me the address, she hammers me with 4 texts saying Thing 1 is super sick and not to come, come another time blah blah blah. I text her "ummm" and call Thing 1. She's drunk, but she's clearly not puking or anything. Thing 1 was saying to her friends "it's my birthday, Hue is coming". If I had to speculate I would say that Thing 1 starts talking about me, crazy bitch gets jealous and tries to botch my operation, possibly Thing 2 says Thing 1 shouldn't cheat on her boyfriend. Idk, but there I went.
MOTHERCUCKER
I get there and there's 7 people, and all the girls are paired up besides Thing 1. I just do the same thing as a Slow Burn, and eventually I pull crazy bitch off the guy. Thing 1 is visible very drunk and I tell her, "[Thing 1], you're drunk." When she tries to talk to me - and she makes an active effort to sober up after this. Crazy bitch is on the guys lap again, and I nonverbally communicate I want to fuck her and she mouths silently "I want to fuck you", so I ask her if I can have a glass for my drink. She jumps up and takes me inside.
I walk her into the bathroom and tell her to get on her knees and shes starts sucking my dick. I lift her up on the sink and dick tease her, asking her if she's been checked before entering her. I remember that this bitch is fucking crazy so I put on a condom on. She can't find a good angle, and even after I order her to arch her back and try to physically do it myself, I can't fuck her for more than 5-6 pumps - she's too short and I'm too tall, plus she's not being cooperative. I throw away the condom and we go back outside.
This black dude loses his 300$ earing in the porch and is freaking out and killing the vibe. I calmly tell him he should look for it in the day time, and not tonight because it's very dark and hard to find it. He continues freaking out and eventually calms down and leaves. The hot brunette and her boyfriend leave, along with the guy I just cucked.
TRY OUT EMPATHY IT'S COOL
So now it's me, Thing 1, Thing 2, and the crazy bitch who I just entered. We typically talked in pairs and eventually Thing 2 starts telling me about some baggage she had to deal with, but my empathy was high in this moment and I treat her like the human being she is and try to understand. This turns into her sitting on my lap, grabbing my dick, and kissing me. Crazy bitch is super upset and I recognize this, so instead of going full hook up with Thing 2 I dial it back a bit. I tell all of them that they are my favorite girls because even though they all have fucked up aspects of themselves, they keep smiling on anyways. Thing 1 comments on how cool I am, and crazy bitch says how sexy I am. Things are moving towards orgy.
Then Thing 2 steals Thing 1 away and they spend like an hour having deep, emotional conversation. Crazy bitch and I keep talking and she is getting impatient with me. We both discover our love for Billie Eilish and play a bunch of her songs. She wants to hug the things and I say we do a group hug - this is the closest I got to foursome.
We all hug, and I can feel everyones energy. I want to make a slow thing, and start kissing everybody. Every bone in my body tells me this would have worked. Then, crazy bitch starts making out with me, stopping, kissing the Things, and grabbing my dick frantically. She totally jumped the gun and ruined it. Fucking impatient bitch. I remain cool and pull off after her explosive arousal kills the vibe and the hug started breaking up.
SOME FUN BEFORE BED
About 30 minutes later I'm sitting down with Thing 1 and we're making out. I'm pretty drunk at this point and it's hard to remember. At some point after this everyone was wrestling in the kitchen and having a super hot cat fight make out, and then Thing 2 kept bending over for penetration and it was making me really horny. She eventually backed up her beautiful ass onto my dick and I started groping her and rubbing her pussy - but she jumped off and went back to Thing 1 after a while.
Oh yea and I almost fucked Thing 1 on the counter and had my hands in her pussy after that but her ASD with her boyfriend overpowered things. She kept telling me how sexy and hot I was. Then I pass out on the couch. I wake up and text Thing 1 in a very warm way, telling her I'm leaving and to feed her hungry pet
Really good times.
CONCLUSION
I'm really warming up to the idea of just hanging out with girls (whether I want to fuck them or not) when I'm out. It's way more fun and advantageous. These girls are all byronic AF, because they all have baggage - but are still some of the most fun people I know. Thing 1 is one my best friends, honestly. While their antics get annoying, the more I try to look deeper into them the more I appreciate them. I just hope they know they're appreciated.
Also, fuck that dumb bitch for trying to have me all to herself.
Cheers,
Hue
