LR Oh god, so much vomit and blood

[randy__bobandy]

So I have a casual relationship with a girl, let's call her Brenda. So we do a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and it's time for the main event. I put on a condom and I'm not even half way inside of her before she says it really hurts (even though I had lubed condoms). So I backed off and we continued making out for a bit, chalking it up to a shitty condom, whatever.

So I go in for take 2, get a new, different brand of condom, put it in, and same thing. Not even half way in and it's really painful. As a greenhorn to the sexual arts, was I not dead on in my angle of insertion? How much leeway is there? I tried to scout out the right direction with my finger first to not fuck up.

Anyway, so I concede to not having sex tonight. So she starts jerking me off. I eventually have her give me a blowjob. Bad idea. VERY bad idea. She had drank that night. She was by no means wasted (she really didn't even seem intoxicated at all), but I guess just enough that her gag reflex was on high alert. I hear a few wet coughs, and before I know it, my dick and pubic area have some vomit on them. Great.....

So I said "Did what I think happen, just happen?" She said yes. I said, okay, go to the bathroom and get some paper towels. She starts wiping my dick and balls off of the vomit, and I feel humiliated. Obviously she needed the light on so we turned it on. I look to my side and say "Did you drink anything red?" Nope, she didn't. Instead, what I find is a big red streak of blood about 4 inches long on my white bed sheets.

So we agreed it would be best if she left to go home and check on her bleeding.

Yep......

 

[skin_man]

Re: LR+/- FU???? Oh god, so much vomit and blood

I felt slightly amused and disgusted at the same time reading this post.

About the pain she felt, well. She may very well need to be checked all over and maybe a doctor would be able to decipher....whatever.

 

[ray_zorse]

Re: LR+/- FU???? Oh god, so much vomit and blood

She may have had a tampon in and forgotten it was there, that would account for your not being able to fuck her. As to the rest, just laugh it off and jump in the shower, if you sign up to share bodily fluids u can't really complain when u get more than u bargained for, haha.
Ray

 

[randy__bobandy]

Re: LR+/- FU???? Oh god, so much vomit and blood

She may have had a tampon in and forgotten it was there, that would account for your not being able to fuck her. As to the rest, just laugh it off and jump in the shower, if you sign up to share bodily fluids u can't really complain when u get more than u bargained for, haha.
Ray

Here's the thing though, I was fingering her quite a bit, and not a single drop of blood. But its like the second I put my dick in her, bam, blood.

 

[skin_man]

Re: LR+/- FU???? Oh god, so much vomit and blood

She may have had a tampon in and forgotten it was there, that would account for your not being able to fuck her. As to the rest, just laugh it off and jump in the shower, if you sign up to share bodily fluids u can't really complain when u get more than u bargained for, haha.
Ray

Here's the thing though, I was fingering her quite a bit, and not a single drop of blood. But its like the second I put my dick in her, bam, blood.

You're packing, ninja!

 

[randy__bobandy]

Re: LR+/- FU???? Oh god, so much vomit and blood

You're packing, ninja!

I'm town between two extremes. The first being that yes, I'm packing, and the second being that my dick is like kryptonite to her, lol