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OH NO! I Ejaculated on the Dance Floor!

metomeya

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You should stay away from the dance floor!

So this hot blonde is grinding her ass on me non-stop. I was wearing the cargo pants free balling and I was buzzing from the box of wine I had pre-gaming. Before I knew it I had a boner and...got this funny feeling and BAM!! Crap! it was all over her dress! and a puddle on the floor! I got the heck out there before the bouncer knew what was up!

I think I'll stick to day game.
 

Knightrain

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This is why I never venture outside of my home, bad things are bound to happen.
 

metomeya

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I actually came by to say I found a solution to my problem.

Introducing liquid lap dance. Now my boys are virtually in a condom! With lube!

http://www.liquidlapdance.com/

Now I'm going to be grinding on those girls all night long!!!

:D
 

metomeya

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Come guys! I know I'm not the only one here! ;)

Someone must have gotten too excited, too!
 

trashKENNUT

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metomeya said:
So this hot blonde is grinding her ass on me non-stop. I was wearing the cargo pants free balling and I was buzzing from the box of wine I had pre-gaming. Before I knew it I had a boner and...got this funny feeling and BAM!! Crap! it was all over her dress! and a puddle on the floor! I got the heck out there before the bouncer knew what was up!

WHAT THE ...... HAHAA!! What happen man? She was as hot eh? LOLX

Zac
 

metomeya

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Too hot. Just looking her made me so nervous. Her grinding her ass all over me was just too much!
 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

metomeya

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Worst part was I made a really loud grunt when it happened!
 
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