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fpt2k14

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Sup, I'm going to be posting some FR's and LR'S here I haven't had the chance to post here.

FR: Christmas Frat Party.

So I have a couple of drinks at my place. To get me buzzing. I get there a little early so there's not a whole lot of people there. Kind of really just derpin' at this point. Then people start rolling in.

I mingle, laugh, joke about, then head on over to the beer pong table. Call downs on the next game. Here's when the fun begins.

My buddy starts playing "I don't fuck with you by Big Sean" so I start jammin' out. Getting into my body and setting up the foundation for the night. Out of nowhere, these 2 girls appear and claim they're going to be playing next. Lawlz.

I start denying it even though everyone else is like "let them play!" and I'm starting to look like an ass. I drop the subject and keep on dancin'. Then some more people come and ask who's next. I assertively tell them us, then the girls and then they could play next.
Note: one of the girls was pretty attractive.

This attractive girl starts poking my shoulder repeatedly talking some bullshit about how they were going to play next, probably trying to get my attention. I think I looked at her and ignored her. When the game's over, I take my spot and everyone starts yelling at me to get off and let them play. I get really annoyed and irritated so I look at her, and I tell her this. "You know damn right we're next, but since I'm a nice person I'll let you guys go," and hand her the ball. I hate it when I have to succumb to social pressure to not seem like an ass. But we had been waiting a while.

They win, and we beat them miserably. Like both my buddy and I did trick shots and knocked 'em out in 2 turns. Fuck out my territory, bitch!

Hoes thinking they're entitled to shit 'cause they have a pussy. I got too many bitches to be giving anyone special treatment. Now that we got those feelings out of the way, we can move on.

HAH, not quite. I extend my hand out for a "good game handshake" after massively celebrating in front of their face and give them the most sarcastic 'Good game' I could. The attractive girl grips my hand a little harder and longer and smiles for a little. Psshh.

After that victory, I call it quits at BP. Head on over to the party. Mingle around. I notice out of the corner of my eye that the 2 girls seem to be following me, but don't make it too obvious. At one point, we're somewhat across from each other and I nod as if to say like "what's up" with a childish smile at her, she nods her head like saying "no" while laughing. Like saying, "lol, you're an asshole" in a childish way. I thought about signaling her to come to me to talk, but something inside me said "don't" so I didn't. It didn't feel right.

Then, I see this girl sitting down on a couch. At the BP table, we kind of said a word to each other but nothing more. I asked her "Mind if I sit next to you?" in breaking rapport. She kind of scooted and made room for me. We began talking. Don't remember much. But she had a mistletoe plant on her head and she said "If you had this on your head, you'd pull so much ass" I didn't know what she meant by that but two thoughts came to my head.

1. She wanted me to wear it so it'd give her an excuse to kiss me. Or it was just an escalation window.

or

2. She thought I had game/was attractive and simply thought I'd pull ass.

I noticed people had been commenting on her mistletoe the whole night cept for me. I don't know. But for xyz I left. When I came back to the couch, there was another girl. And again, same opener: "mind if I sit next to you?" in breaking rapport. She said "Yes, Of course!" and made room for me. Somehow we got in conversation. She asked me about her sweater (validation seeking), I said I thought it was cool. She began fishing for a compliment telling me about her leggings and how they were someone else's, I smiled. I made eye contact with her and with all the authencity in the world I said, "I think it all looks pretty sexy," her vagina must've wetted so hard.

She turns her whole body towards me with a little butt jump, super excited and with huge dilated eyes, goes: "OMG, I thought it was cute but I like sexy so much better!" and at the same time, literally, we say in unison: "What's your name?" She was a little more excited and faster paced than me. I laughed at this and we said formalities and shook hands. I thought about pulling.

Me: So, what are you doing after this?
Her: Hanging out with some friends, they're not in fraternities or anything. What about you??
Me: Probably go to my place for an after-party.
Her: Aww, maybe I could go later.
Me: True, or some other time. I would ask for you phone number but I actually broke my phone and won't have one for a week.
Her: Okay! But give me yours, I'll send you a text.
Me: But I'm getting a new one...
Her: It doesn't matter!
Me: Ok haha, we'll get lunch or something sometime.
Her: Yeah, yeah! But if I text you, will you get my number??
Me: I unno.
Then we took some selfies and stuff she later posted.

Later, I told my buddy who had her number to text her to chill with us. She said she was down. However, during the time she took to respond we got way too drunk/high to function so we ended up passing out. This was my last time smoking/drinking so I went all out with my buddy.

Will probably fuck her soon.
 

fpt2k14

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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LR: MILF Cop walks in on me

A couple of my brothers from my fraternity and I pre-game at my place to go to a soccer girls' party. My buddy brings over this one girl who I had hung out with once. I text two other girls over and they pre-game with us. They wanted to come but a lack of logistics forced them to go with their original plans of going to a different fraternity's party.

I'm shirtless, cause it's my fucking house. My pants are unbuttoned and I'm sagging them half-way through my butt, showing my underwear. This one girl whose number I had couldn't stop looking.

'Sup betch.

We get to the party. I chat up a couple of the girls, it was athletes only party, and these dudes were awkward man. This one girl was really trying to get fucked. I mean, it was obvious. She was a little too touchy-feely and more smile-y than the rest. I would later find out that she did really want to fuck, maybe not me in particular, but I was the only social guy at that party.

Women are just like guys, brother.

She wasn't particularly attractive, fuck-able, but not desirable, so I choose to browse and have my pick with these soccer ladies.

Anyways, nothing really happens at the party and we bounce. Now remember that girl I had hung out with? Well, she came up to me once or twice during the party begging to be fuck buddy's with me and that she really wanted to fuck.

Bro, these girls are DUDES. Honestly.

During the ride home, she keeps telling me she wants to fuck me tonight. My buddy thought she was fucking him that night, but she had other plans. I get out of the car, and she follows me to my house. I made her go outside and tell my buddy she was staying her and basically made her work super hard for the lay. Sure feels good to be on the other side, man.

Anyways, I did not deem her attractive enough to be fucked on my bed, so I decide to fuck her somewhere random. Like at the top of a parking garage, lol. While railing her on my backseat, a fucking cop pulls up, and I make eye contact with her and she goes "step out of the car, please"

Nigga, can't you see I'm in the process of reproduction?

Anyways, put my underwear back on and leave my pants unbuttoned and sag 'em halfway thru butt again. I'm a little sweaty and out of breath, I reek of pussy, my hair's messy and I have a cocky ass, "chip on my shoulder" attitude. I was still somewhat tipsy even after an hour of fucking.

Cop: What are you doing?
Me: ....Nothing....
Cop: have you been drinking?
Me: a while ago...
Cop: How old are you?
Me: 19
Cop: Ok, go home.
Me: ....*scoff* alrite, whatever....

This was my literal face expression:

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If you want in on it, all you have to do is ask...I'm a giver :)

Anyways, drive us home. Rail her some more. Wake up, drive her home.

Funny aftermath:

She lost her phone, wallet and keys. Her phone was in my house. She messaged me on Facebook if I could give it back to her and this was the interaction:

Her: heyy, if you find my phone can you give it to [pledge] or drop it off or something?? Please and thank youu!
Me: Tell [pledge] to come get it
Her: ohh you have it for sure? cool. Well he doesn't want to go get it soo...
Me: Tell him if he wants my interview to come get it. (Pledges need all brothers' interviews for initiation)
Her: why cant you just drop it off whenever you are on campus...?
Me: I'm never on campus
Her: Dont be like that. Can you please just drop it off when you can. Thanks
Me: Ok

I never gave it back to her. My buddy did. I'm not an asshole, I just had no desire to do anything for this girl. It's like some nerd pussy guy asking a hot woman for compliance. Hell no.
 

fpt2k14

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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FR: Lost Opportunity + Power of Pre-Selection

There's this dive bar that my fraternity always goes to. It's our 'hangout' spot. Cheap beers and rarely ask for ID's.

Anyways, on a particular Thursday (aka $2 PBR tall boys) night, we all head out to a bar. And there's this girl who really plays hard to get and has an ego the size of a fucking elephant. The background is, we had previously discussed her being my semi-formal date. But never in any real detail. She's really weird man. Like she plays really hard to get. But she's attracted to me. On whatever level.

So we're playing beer pong and whatnot, and she starts her games. Being aloof, dismissive, and hard-to-get. I, without hesitation, turn my attention away from her. Start talking to some nearby people to play darts. Among them, was this girl who seemed a little down. I asked why.

Her: My boyfriend just dumped me :(
Me: Aww, how are you feeling?
Her: Kind of down, honestly. I really liked him.
Me: :/. How old are you?
Her: 21
Me: And him?
Her: 30
Me: Were you planning on a future together?
Her: I dunno. But I really liked him!
Me: Awe...true.
Her: [still holding eye contact] *moves closer*
Me: So who are you with tonight? (I notice her eyes dart to something behind me. Apparently that play hard-to-get girl was noticing that we had not broken eye contact and she was moving closer. So in order to get my attention back, she snuck up behind me a couple of times.
Her:...Do you know that girl? Seems upset.
Me: ...yeah...she's weird I dunno.
Her: Why?
Me: I dunno...she plays hard to get and acts aloof and shit.
Her: Oh, ok. (moves a little closer)
Her: So what are you doing after?
Me: (Smiling) [At this point I'm thinking, pull this girl and GTFO] Probably go home, hang out. How about you?
Other girl: *taps my shoulder*
Me: *Annoyed look back*
Other girl: Can I talk to you for a minute?
Me: Yeah, what about?
Other girl: I really wanna go to semi-formal with you... *makes out with me*

Well, that killed my chances to fuck that other girl. And this girl wanted nothing more than my attention. I'm fucking stupid. But lesson well learned. Honestly, the vibe between me and the dumped-girl was just a one-night stand. It was implicitly communicated. She was about it, I was about it. And I had to fuck it up. God fucking damn it. I still kick myself for it. She was hotter than the play hard-to-get girl too.
 

fpt2k14

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LR: I was raped

We have this party. Alright, alright. And this girl texts me if I'm going. I tell her, come over and we'll pregame. Also tell her to bring us beers. We hang-out at my place and whatnot, then drive over.

At the party, she kind of starts following me around, and I'm actively trying to ditch her. She was planning on fucking me that night, I had no such idea. Kind of just dance around, mingle, joke with people, get some numbers.

There was this girl that apparently was into me because her friends were telling me she was. I approached her and she starts acting aloof and uninterested, move on. Ain't got time for games. Start killing it on the dance-floor and this one girl keeps looking at me. I extend my hand, she takes it, starts freaking on me. Cool.

This was the girl I fucked on the parking garage.

Anyways, I see that girl I came with again. I'm pretty fucked up at this point. She starts talking. I got droopy eyes, I'm moving closer, and then we start making out. I pull away. Walk outside. See a girl I had banged earlier that week talking to her best friends. I put my arms around her neck kind of in a choke-hold position and tell her friends "I'm claiming her," they leave. We talk for a little and I go:

Me: "Have you missed me?"
Her: no..
Me: ok, bye

Lol.

Anyways. Get some more numbers. And the party ends. I find the girl I came with and she goes "I'm too drunk to drive, can you?". "yeah, I'm stopping by McD's though." "Ok."

Then, we walk outside and she starts crying. BITCH WHY IS YOU CRYING?? I ask her, she won't tell me. I walk away. I ain't about this shit, I'm hungry. Literally left her stranded, I turn on the car, wait for it to get warm and she gets in. Bitches know. While in the McDonald's drive thru, she grabs my face, and starts making out with me. Not bad. Get my food. Drive home. She asks if she can take a nap on my couch, I told her I don't care. Asks for a change of clothes and changes in my bathroom. I lay on the bed to go to sleep while she changes and I'm out cold fast. 20 minutes later. I feel something giving my an OTPHJ.

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I wake up. She takes her clothes off. Rides me while I'm somewhat conscious. I fade off instantly.
 
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fpt2k14

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Re: Past FR's and LR's

There have been so many FR's and LR's I'm just too lazy to remember and write down. But this year I promise to write them right on the spot.

Questions, concerns, fuck you's are welcomed.
 

fpt2k14

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FR++: My First Day Pull (A year and a half ago)

This was when I first started pick-up. My second ever pick-up attempt. My first ever was a blowjob from a sloot I met the weekend prior. She was just really horny and I happened to be in the right place at the right time. No game whatsoever.

Was walking to my dorm from class. It was 1 PM. Man, I still remember it like it was yesterday. I still this blonde, blue-eyed cutie sitting outside of her dorm room. I walk by and comment:

Me: Roomies playing a prank on you?
Her: No haha, I locked myself out!
Me: How did you manage to do that? haha.
Her: I live in a double (two beds in a room) and I lost my key so I can't get in.
Me: Oh...lol
Her: But my roommate should be back soon
Me: Oh...cool...I don't know if I should just leave you here alone...
Her: I'll be fine lol,I just texted her!
Me: Hmm...I'll keep you company until then.

*Disclaimer: If I add her own thoughts, it's because she told me them afterwards

Her: [what the hell is this kid doing] Ohh...kay.
Me: So what's your name?
Her: Blah blah blah

We talked and talked. I pinched her cheek when she teased me for being 17 and in college.

Her: Aweeeee you're such a baby!!

Same reaction when girls see a cute dog. I didn't think much of it.

Then, her roommates get there. They go inside and I just kind of stand there like derp...I was about to leave.

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She asks
Her: Wanna come inside?

wellimeanifyouinsist.

Inside, we talked about nothing in particular. I escalated at the wrong times, but it didn't matter because un-calibration is better than no escalation at all. Just kind of hung out with her roommates and her. They were all hot track girls. Like, really hot. All of them. Then, I feel like it got boring. So I go:

Me: I think I'm going to go to the café....wanna go?
Her: Yeah sure, I can eat!

Dope. Then, we're having lunch. Just rambling on about nothing. She tells me how she used to beat people up when she was little and how she used to be really mean. I tease her a little. Some more un-calibrated shit I learned through pick-up videos that were really try-hard and I thought I was 'generating attraction'. Nowadays, I would've been more chill and just hung out and be myself. Totally calm. But rookie mistakes.

We finish eating, she still wants to hang out. Then, this image pops in my head:

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So I say:

Me: Hey, let's go play horse in the gym.
Her: What is that?
Me: I'll show you, c'me on.

We play horse. We tease each other, bump into each other. Be kids. Some escalation, some push-pull. Still actively 'game-ing' her but not as un-calibrated. At this point she later told that she started thinking she liked me. It was a fun little day. Had been about 4 hours at this point.

We go back to my room to hang-out after. She said she had a meeting at 6 and it was about 5:30. We hung out, I suggested she came over later to watch a movie, she agreed.

Lol, typical freshman line.

I go about my day. Around 8, I start doing homework since I figured she wouldn't text me this late. She does. And I go:

Her: Hey, I'm showered, clean and done with my day. Soooooooo, movie time??
Me: Hey, I'm doing a little homework I should be done in 20 minutes. Come, keep me company. [It would later take me 4 hours to finish it]
Her: Hey! Thank god you reminded me! I also have some homework!
Her: Coming over right now!
Me: Cool

We do homework, chat. My roommate asks me who I'm with. I ignore this question and he goes:

YOU DON'T KNOW HER NAME??

To think my own pledge brothers would be such cockblocks. I say her name, and close the door.

I start deep diving her and we forget about the movie. C'mon freshie; what girl comes over for a god damn movie. Around 2AM, I decide I should maybe start making out with her. We do. And from there we just get to third base and nothing more.

Rookies get devoured by LMR. Even after 13 hours of being with her. God damn, freshman me. You suck balls.
 

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Space Monkey
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Re: Past FR's and LR's

I'm gradually reading through your reports but I must say I like your style!

I made her go outside and tell my buddy she was staying her and basically made her work super hard for the lay. Sure feels good to be on the other side, man.
Sure does, it also amplifies the attraction in the process!

I just had no desire to do anything for this girl.
Yep, never do them a favour they haven't earned!

Me: "Have you missed me?"
Her: no..
Me: ok, bye
Excellent!
 

fpt2k14

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Thanks man. It's just really hard to be nice to someone you have no respect towards. It's almost like they don't respect themselves, so why should I?
 

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Space Monkey
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You don't have to be overly nice, but at the same time you shouldn't be mean or abusive, and you weren't in this particular example.

A stoic demeanor is what I aim for towards those whom I'd rather no deal with. But... sometimes it's fun to unleash the inner jerk... though I'm getting better at refraining these days.
 
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