I read the article on "How to Pick up Girls in Bars/Nightclubs" and I'm looking forward to getting the best practice from these venues. There's one issue however. I have a strong family history of liver cancer and alcoholism - and I don't want to find out if I'm the next victim in line, let alone accelerate any progression towards liver disease. So how exactly do I go about this type of pickup when I'm in a cocktail lounge chatting up a gorgeous woman while holding a bottle of Avian? (something she's definitely going to notice and deep-six the pickup right there and then!)