Poll: Tool's Choice vs. Zphix's CHoice

Richard

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Alright guys, Tool and I have a rather violent bet going on haha, on which of our dream fucks is hotter ;) And we need the guys from GC to determine this once and for all!

My choice is Eva Mendes:


His choice is Heidi Klum:
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So far, outside the community, we've had 4 respondents, one of which being Tool's girlfriend ;) She sided with me. HAHA
 

The Tool

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one of which being Tool's girlfriend ;) She sided with me.
HAHA Her vote doesnt count. She was tired, delusional and you heard her wrong over xbox live...all the static and what not...

ANYWAY!!! I VOTE HEIDI!!!
 

Richard

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HAHA Her vote doesnt count. She was tired, delusional and you heard her wrong over xbox live...all the static and what not...

ANYWAY!!! I VOTE HEIDI!!!
Funnily enough, your GF seems to agree with me a lot more than she agrees with you...

And your vote doesn't count... it's implied in your choice...duh...
 

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Funnily enough, your GF seems to agree with me a lot more than she agrees with you...
uhhhg much like my gf your delusional too...its a damn epidemic
 

Richard

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uhhhg much like my gf your delusional too...its a damn epidemic
Hmmm... your skills must not be so great if the only women you can pull have brain disorders... all makes sense now ;)
 

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Hmmm... your skills must not be so great if the only women you can pull have brain disorders... all makes sense now ;)
....Touche Richard....Touche... Take away the brain disorders...At least I can LEGITIMATELY pull women...hehehe
 

Richard

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...Touche Richard....Touche... Take away the brain disorders...At least I can LEGITIMATELY pull women...hehehe
Awww *Throws hands up in air*

 

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*Walks up to podium* *gives epic acceptance award speech* *waves goodbye* SAYS to the people

LET THE VOTING BEGIN!!!
 

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Okay just simply based on the quality of the picture being taken and the sexiness of the girl in the picture Eva Mendez definitely wins. But that's not the game here.

Based on overall attractiveness and who I'd rather have in my bed I have to say Eva Mendez!!!

The bottom old pic of the tools girl is alright but Eva kills it. Nuff Said.
 

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Sorry Tool. i seen Eva Mendez in a sensual setting. Definitely she be my pick.

You can always have your choice of girl to yourself, though. ;)

Zac
 

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Alright richard. I need a Handicap.

NEW RULE. ITS EVA NOW. VS HEIDI KLUM (1992)
 

Richard

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I disagree with the stipulation. Everyone reading this post, choose as you see fit, Eva in general vs. Heidi in general.

High schoolers, Tool says we're choosing Eva over Heidi because we don't know better, explain why Eva is the better choice ;)

Matt! Stop being a bitch, and take this loss like a man =P
 

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Eva Mendes. Heidi Klum looks like she wants to throw up.

TOOL IT'S BECAUSE I'M A HORNY HIGH SCHOOLER AND I DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER!

#HIGHSCHOOLSWAG
 

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T Vaunswa said:
Alright richard. I need a Handicap.

NEW RULE. ITS EVA NOW. VS HEIDI KLUM (1992)
Just wanted to chime in here. Eva is 39, Heidi is 40. That being said, a 39 year old Eva is still hotter than a 19 year old Heidi.
 

The Tool

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holy shit. I thought Eva was like 28-30

*RAGE QUITS ON THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION* *Still firmly sticks to his guns* *Gives Richard the throphy* *walks off stage with his head held low*
 
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