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thedude

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I tried being a copywriter(didn't workout in Baltimore Maryland.

I should of gotten to know the area a lot more, lots of black women in Baltimore but all I did was hang about the white part(silly silly)

But the universe threw be a bone on this and I spotted this beautiful, fit black girl. Her name is Jamilah.

She was listening to this homeless guy talk about stuff, I stand nearby where she can see me.

At one point the homeless guy points towards the sky and I look up, smiling and she smiles at me.

She walks away and I run after her, I tell her she's beautiful(she was)

The conversation flows(I don't remember much)

I get her number, setup the date(I think I used Chase's straight to the point method)

We meet up and my office has a deck on top, we go and sit there and drink tea from the office.

I ask her questions about her life, what she wants to do, it flows well.

At some point I say...(roughly)

Me: What do you like in men?
Her: "something about being aggressive"
Me: I reach over, grab her by the back of the neck(we were sitting opposite each other) and mandhandle kiss her

Me: Did you like that?
Her: Yes

I then suggest we smoke weed at my place(I had a little, don' smoke often, friend gave me extra)

We had back to mine, I think I kiss her again before we lie on my bed and smoke
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Now I get too fucking high and I shoot myself in the foot.

I pull her shirt down and suck on her nipple, she likes that but I FUCKING STOP WHYYY, and don't escalate more..

More fucking talking..

Then I put her hand on my cock, she says " I know where this will lead..."

She wasn't being bitchy or anything, but I'm so fucking high I start laughing, try to make a joke out of it that fucking falls flat on it's face fuck.

She tells me I need to take a shower before we do anything(bullshit), I should of just played with her body, but I'm so high I go and take a shower that's way too fucking fast. (it was a cold shower but it appeard too eager, too fucking eager)

She asks why I took so long, I say some gibberish.

It's fucked at this point and I crumble even saying before she left that I thought too much about sex, jesus christ.

Never see her again.

I like being aggressive, it is so much fum, the reactions but I think even now I'm not as calibrated as I could be... My other FU's from recently will show you this...
 

thedude

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Fuck This said:
....and you wonder why I don't like marijuana.....

Ya no shit
 

Fuck This

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Fucking Millennials...

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