waiting in line at the supermarket i notice a cute girl is sitting behind the checkout, watching the checkout girl work. for some reason they are all wearing minnie mouse ears, which yeah it looks cute. we catch each others' eye, once, and i get that feeling that i just know it's on, it was subtle but there. so i imagine myself kind of just being sexy and motioning with my head and eyes, then holding eye contact and saying "nice" with my sexy smirk. and then just taking it from there.
when it came to my turn i said to her "you must be the boss" i'm talking in my quiet, sexy voice and have to repeat myself. i like to be discreet so i'm keeping it quiet so people don't notice what's up. she said no she's training and i said "having fun?" can't remember exactly how she answered as i was dealing with the checkout. somehting happened, i looked at the mouse ears and reached up my hand and flicked them saying, "this is nice" and smiling (about as close as you'd better get to kino, in this situation, i would say). then i got my receipt and some stickers with it, like the kind you'd give to a kid, with hello kitty or something on it. so i gave them to the girl, just handed them to her and she took them, kinda like "oh yeah thanks" and "i said now give me your wechat" she didn't get it so i repeated "i give you some stickers so you give me your wechat" so she got out her phone and started pushing buttons, and we did it with the QR code (fuck that man, if i had just put my details in her phone .........) so i got her id on my phone, it shows her name. as that happened she started to ask my name, just as i looked at her and said "cathy". she said yes, and asked my name again, so still looking at her dead in the eye and as sexy as i could muster, i held out my hand "lao che" she shook and said it was nice to meet me and i said, "ok, im gonna let you get back to work. say hi to me later." and i left.
fucking awesome. no kidding. i walked off slowly, but super pleased inside, mentally patting myself on the back. then i get on the moving walkway thing which takes you between floors, and i open my phone and accidentally push the back button, so her details go off the screen. shit!!!! i can't remember if i pushed the 'add' button first, when i was talking to cathy, but i'm pretty sure i didn't.
so i get to the end of the escalator, and go back up the up escalator but there's no way through. she's right there on the other side of a wall but there's no way through. i 'm like WHAT THE FUCK? and the people who work in a little boutique shop are laughing at me. no doubt they're thinking "haha another one." they've seen this happen before so they're motioning with their hands for me to go up again. fuck this shit so i go up again and back into the supermarket, now i'm gonna have to go right across this floor (all the kitchen and bathroom stuff here, then food drink and checkout one floor below) and then down another floor, then right across that floor, just to re-get this girls fucking details. so i'm steaming through the place and the guard tries to stop me because i'm carrying my shopping back into the supermarket, which for some reason is forbidden. so i ignore him and just blast through there. i'm walking as fast as i can and just shouting over my shoulder "no i'm going this way" and the dude runs after me and catches me and pretty-much drags me back. so now i'm just like a race-car in the red i only wanted to retrace my steps 20 fucking metres and now i've got a sweat-on and i'm steaming angry. the guard takes me outside the entrance where i came in (which, we're four floors up now, the supermarket occupies floor 3/4) and he points at the elevator/stairwell.
so i go down one flight of stairs, where i wanna be, and there's no way through. just a fucking staff only door which is locked. i go down again, and of course i eventually end up outside the building, on the wrong damn side. so i go round to the front, back inside, and up the first of one of those god damn moving walkways. completely flipping my shit "fuck you carrefour!" and i'm looking for a way to the second, thinking i could run up the 3rd floor down-escalator right to where my princess awaited. but by now i'm sweaty, and angry and i just give up. i would have looked so low value going back after all that time and saying "hey, i fucked up, gimme your details again"
fuck you carrefour
when it came to my turn i said to her "you must be the boss" i'm talking in my quiet, sexy voice and have to repeat myself. i like to be discreet so i'm keeping it quiet so people don't notice what's up. she said no she's training and i said "having fun?" can't remember exactly how she answered as i was dealing with the checkout. somehting happened, i looked at the mouse ears and reached up my hand and flicked them saying, "this is nice" and smiling (about as close as you'd better get to kino, in this situation, i would say). then i got my receipt and some stickers with it, like the kind you'd give to a kid, with hello kitty or something on it. so i gave them to the girl, just handed them to her and she took them, kinda like "oh yeah thanks" and "i said now give me your wechat" she didn't get it so i repeated "i give you some stickers so you give me your wechat" so she got out her phone and started pushing buttons, and we did it with the QR code (fuck that man, if i had just put my details in her phone .........) so i got her id on my phone, it shows her name. as that happened she started to ask my name, just as i looked at her and said "cathy". she said yes, and asked my name again, so still looking at her dead in the eye and as sexy as i could muster, i held out my hand "lao che" she shook and said it was nice to meet me and i said, "ok, im gonna let you get back to work. say hi to me later." and i left.
fucking awesome. no kidding. i walked off slowly, but super pleased inside, mentally patting myself on the back. then i get on the moving walkway thing which takes you between floors, and i open my phone and accidentally push the back button, so her details go off the screen. shit!!!! i can't remember if i pushed the 'add' button first, when i was talking to cathy, but i'm pretty sure i didn't.
so i get to the end of the escalator, and go back up the up escalator but there's no way through. she's right there on the other side of a wall but there's no way through. i 'm like WHAT THE FUCK? and the people who work in a little boutique shop are laughing at me. no doubt they're thinking "haha another one." they've seen this happen before so they're motioning with their hands for me to go up again. fuck this shit so i go up again and back into the supermarket, now i'm gonna have to go right across this floor (all the kitchen and bathroom stuff here, then food drink and checkout one floor below) and then down another floor, then right across that floor, just to re-get this girls fucking details. so i'm steaming through the place and the guard tries to stop me because i'm carrying my shopping back into the supermarket, which for some reason is forbidden. so i ignore him and just blast through there. i'm walking as fast as i can and just shouting over my shoulder "no i'm going this way" and the dude runs after me and catches me and pretty-much drags me back. so now i'm just like a race-car in the red i only wanted to retrace my steps 20 fucking metres and now i've got a sweat-on and i'm steaming angry. the guard takes me outside the entrance where i came in (which, we're four floors up now, the supermarket occupies floor 3/4) and he points at the elevator/stairwell.
so i go down one flight of stairs, where i wanna be, and there's no way through. just a fucking staff only door which is locked. i go down again, and of course i eventually end up outside the building, on the wrong damn side. so i go round to the front, back inside, and up the first of one of those god damn moving walkways. completely flipping my shit "fuck you carrefour!" and i'm looking for a way to the second, thinking i could run up the 3rd floor down-escalator right to where my princess awaited. but by now i'm sweaty, and angry and i just give up. i would have looked so low value going back after all that time and saying "hey, i fucked up, gimme your details again"
fuck you carrefour
