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fsc_old

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Nov. 25, 2013
I've been lazy/busy in putting this up. Apologies. But yaaaaay, my first lay report (claps)

My fraternity had a Thanksgiving date dinner at the house for all the actives, pledges, alumni, and their parents. I was dateless because I had my mind set on bringing an uber-attractive girl I met via cold approach as my date. My plan didn't work out, unfortunately, and I was too stubborn to ask one of my female friends. Obviously when all the older folks (parents, school officials) left, we had a little after party. I never drink when there are girls to handle, but since I was dateless and all girls at the dinner were frat bros' dates, I decided to drink. When I drink, my "devil may care" attitude becomes "I don't fucking care".

At the end of the after party, the remaining people were two alum bros, brother Z, brother D, D's date named J, and me. Somewhere in the middle of the party I caught J by herself, so I had a short polite, boring banter. We talked briefly about what she was studying. I sorta floated away after that, and I probably danced or something. At the end, J was still sorta by herself while the two alum bros and D talked about something. D was quite drunk and seemed very nonchalant about J, so Z and I figured J was just D's friend and nothing more. D was drunk enough to fall down while trying to walk up a set of stairs, so he excused himself to go sleep and the two alum bros left. So now it was just Z, J, and me at around 3 in the morning. Z decided that he'll try to pull J, so I left both of them and went inside our dance/bar-room-turned-dining-room-for-the-dinner. A minute or two later, I saw Z walking upstairs alone to go sleep, and J came into the room holding a bottle of wine (she was working on the bottle the whole night). I was seated on one of the chairs. I decided to practice, so I put on the pussy-magnet eyes and voice.

Me: How's the wine?
Her: Huh? This? Meh. Weak. I've had stronger.
Me: Yeah? What do you usually drink?
Her: Eh. I don't know. I finished a bottle of Jack Daniels before.
Me: Haha, how did that turn out?
Her: I blacked out (she sat down somewhere around this point)
Her: So what do you study?
Me: Guess
Her: (After a 3 second pause) doesn't matter
Me: Hahah. Computer science.
Her: Cool.

Our conversation proceeded like that. She had very short responses, she talked quickly, and her voice tone and body language were pretty cold/indifferent. She sat about 5 feet from me with her arms and legs crossed, with her body facing slightly away to my side. I kept my eyes on hers most of the time while hers were usually either focused on something on the dining table or darted around the room as if she was eager to leave. Even when I asked her personal questions to get her talking about herself, she'd often just be like "Why? Doesn't matter". We had a range of shallow conversations because every time I tried to deep dive, she'd just be like "mm" and shrug it off.

One of her tests at some point
Her: I need to go home. I have work and homework due tomorrow morning.
I just remained unfazed, retained my eye contact and voice, and asked her about where she works and for what class the homework is due. She answered, but attempts to deep dive about her work and class were met by "doesn't matter".

At some point, one of our brothers M stumbled out of a room, topless, supporting his wasted date.
M: Hey fsc, can you move that table a little to the side? I need to take my date home.
J: That looks a little rape-y. (Her conversations with others were also very blunt like this)
M proceeded to defend himself about how they know each other and have slept with each other before. I just sat there and smiled because I had gotten used to J's style of conversing.

A little later
Her: I need to go home. I really have work and homework due in a couple of hours.
Me: Okay. (Shrugged my shoulders because I really didn't care)
Me: Where do you live?
Her: About 20 minute's walk away
Me: It's hella cold (I pointed at her dress with my chin). I would drive you home but I'm still a little intoxicated.
Her: It's fine. I've walked longer in colder temperature before.
Me: If you want, I have a heater. You can warm yourself up a little in my room before taking off.
Her: No thanks.
So my first half-assed pull attempt failed.

A little later, I somehow got to telling her an interesting fact about myself.
Me: (Just finished speaking)
Her: You're boring
Me: (I just smiled because I thought it was funny and maintained eye contact) Tell me something interesting about yourself.
It seemed like I caught her off guard. She immediately looked to the side and downward, and she seemed to tense up a little. From this point and on, she seemed to fidget even more and her eyes darted around a little more. Sometimes she would return my gaze with a somewhat-sexy eyes for a second or two, but she would quickly look elsewhere.
Her: (After about 5 seconds of silence) Doesn't matter
Her: (After another 3 seconds of silence) I'm gonna go home
Every single time she said she needed to go, she just sat there and didn't attempt to leave. The exit was behind her. I just sat there quietly for 15 seconds looking right into her eyes. I was smiling with the thought "LOL, damn right you're gonna leave." In this 15 seconds or so, she was very fidget-y, her eyes darted around the room, and when she returned my eye contact for a second, she let out a short "hm!" as if she was thinking "let's see who wins" or something like that. I eventually decided to try for another pull. I was getting cold and tired.
Me: (In my lowest, sexiest voice, talking slowly) If I invited you to my room (0.83 second pause coupled with a sexy teeth-showing smile) would you come? (closed my lips for a closed-lip sexy smile)
Her: That's what she did (with a faint of a smile then she looked down. She responded twice to something I said with "that's what she said" earlier)
I was a little confused because of the alcohol. I didn't know what she meant. I just continued smiling and stood up slowly stretching.
Me: Well, it was nice meeting you then. I'm cold and tired as fuck so I'm gonna head to bed. You can either walk back home in the cold and maybe I'll see you around, or you can come to my room and warm yourself up with my heater.
Without hesitating, I began heading out.
Her: Fine. Wait up. (Gathering her stuff) Your room better not be boring, or I'm gonna leave.
Me: Haha, okay

The entire interaction up to this point, not counting the initial conversation about her major, probably took 15-20 minutes.

So she came into my room, played a little with the blow-up Jenna Jameson doll my pledges bought me, and sat down on my bed. She pulled out her freaking paper-back textbook and a highlighter and started reading on my bed. I turned the heater on, leisurely took off my suit (it was a formal dinner), brushed my teeth (also makes her feel my hands are clean), and plopped into my bed next to her wearing a shirt and boxers.

I pulled her shoulders back and laid her down saying "here, make yourself more comfortable". As she was lying down, the cap of her highlighter fell off. After she lied down I said "I got it. I think it fell in here" and reached inside her dress and began fondling with her breasts. Great size with nice, puffy nipples =D. She chuckled and continued reading. I pulled her dress down and began licking and sucking on her nipples. She moaned, I grabbed her book and highlighter and put it on the floor. I reached into my boxers, got some precum off my dick (she chuckled--maybe she read Chase's method =p), stuck two fingers with the precum inside her mouth, lifted her dress, and began fingering her. She was pretty damn wet. Her moaning got louder, obviously, and we began making out. I tried pulling her panties down, but she resisted by pulling my hand away. She fixed her panties. I got up (I was still on her side) and began really fingering her and continued making out. I tried pulling her panties down again, but she resisted by holding onto them. I tried again after another minute of fingering + making out, but she held onto her panties again. This time I grabbed both of her hands by the wrist, put them over her head, pinned them down with one hand, and positioned myself between her legs. This got me even harder, and I noticed her eyes widen but not out of fear. I began rubbing my dick around her clit area through our undies while keeping her pinned down. I pulled her panties down to her thighs with my free hand, she didn't try to free herself or resist, took my dick out, and reinserted my fingers to get her aroused a little more. Then SHE went limp.

WTF? I stopped fingering her and observed her. Her eyes were closed and didn't move. I said "hey" and jerked my finger inside her a little, but no response. The hell? I shook her body. No response. There is no way she could knock out this suddenly, in the middle of a fingering session, moments before I start fucking her with my dick. I was still hard and horny, so I considered just fucking her anyway. Then I thought and realized she could claim rape, so I fixed her panties and dress, put my blanket over her, and turned the lights off. She didn't budge through any of that. Completely limp as if asleep.

As I was getting into bed, I hit my head on the top bunk frame. I actually live with a roommate and he was awake the entire time in his top bunk--he was asleep, but we woke him up when we entered the room. See what I mean by "I don't fucking care" attitude? Haha...he gave me so much shit the next morning. Anyway I hit my head and J turned around and asked me if I was okay in the most awake voice ever. Confused, I joined her under the blanket and laid behind her spooning. A minute later, I asked her if she was ever asleep. She said no. I chuckled because I KNEW she was rape testing me. So I pulled the blanket away, pulled her dress up, and pulled her panties down to her knees, and smacked her in the ass. She didn't resist at all. She remained lying on her side. So I entered her, no condom ("I don't fucking care" attitude), and began fucking her. She was moaning quite loudly, and she tried to muffle it by covering her mouth with her hands. She got louder and louder so I peeled her hands off her mouth and covered it with my own. Then. She. Began. SCREAMING. I should have slowed down, but I just fucked her harder, she kept screaming, it drove me nuts and I came inside her ("I don't fucking care" attitude). That was probably a 7-minute sex.

That's pretty much it for the lay report. She is quite interesting.
 

fsc_old

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Lessons learned:

- Sometimes, the coolest things can happen (the lay) at the most unexpected times
- "Devil may care" attitude is a MUST if you want to get good with women. I was just being IDGAF and dancing like a tard and stuff. I think I had two other dates eyeing me. One of them started dancing, which obviously yelled "CHECK ME OUT!"
- Girls really are silly and cute
- Seize every opportunity. Always choose action over inaction.
- Remain unfazed when getting shit tested
- Don't get all defensive. M looked pretty bad standing there trying to prove that he's not a rapist and whatnot.
- Don't rape
- Still be sexually dominant though. 50 Shades of Gray is one of the best selling books for a reason
- Alcohol and erections aren't very good friends
- Don't have sex when your roommate is in the room. Tell him to GTFO or have sex elsewhere. It doesn't matter if you're feeling IDGAF
 

Mr.Rob

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That sounds like the most annoying time trying to converse with that girl that won't even contribute anything worthwhile to the conversation.
I probably would have had fun with that mind you but nonetheless I give you credit for sticking it out with and unresponsive girl for so long.
And the rape thing that was weird. Girls actually do that?

Interesting read definitely.

-Rob
 

Mr. Wes

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Yea, that rape test was really weird. Never heard of that before. Good job for not raping her...you know feminazi's would go crazy.
I like the way you handled her being difficult. If I was not in the right state of mind, I would've given up.
This LR also kinda turned me on with the whole thing about her trying to contain her moans and then screaming. I surely would've lost it too.
 

Grand Pooba

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fsc said:
Me: (In my lowest, sexiest voice, talking slowly) If I invited you to my room (0.83 second pause coupled with a sexy teeth-showing smile) would you come? (closed my lips for a closed-lip sexy smile)
Her: That's what she did (with a faint of a smile then she looked down. She responded twice to something I said with "that's what she said" earlier)
I was a little confused because of the alcohol. I didn't know what she meant. I just continued smiling and stood up slowly stretching.
Me: Well, it was nice meeting you then. I'm cold and tired as fuck so I'm gonna head to bed. You can either walk back home in the cold and maybe I'll see you around, or you can come to my room and warm yourself up with my heater.
Without hesitating, I began heading out.
Her: Fine. Wait up. (Gathering her stuff) Your room better not be boring, or I'm gonna leave.
Me: Haha, okay

I LOVE THIS. Calling her out on her game, and going for the risky move (this is your last chance and I don't care if you come with me or not) yet having it pay off. Nice work man, very smooth LR.

On second read I just noticed this also:
"If I invited you to my room (0.83 second pause coupled with a sexy teeth-showing smile) would you come? (closed my lips for a closed-lip sexy smile)" - Excellent double meaning. Probably could have made a sexual frame here, but no need since you got the LR anyway haha.
Her response: "That's what she did (with a faint of a smile then she looked down. She responded twice to something I said with "that's what she said" earlier)" seems to suggest that she's sensitive in sex, giving you a hint that she wanted you, also showing a sign of submission with the looking down.

This girl sounds like something else, especially with the screaming ;-)
 

Marty

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fsc said:
She was moaning quite loudly, and she tried to muffle it by covering her mouth with her hands. She got louder and louder so I peeled her hands off her mouth and covered it with my own. Then. She. Began. SCREAMING. I should have slowed down, but I just fucked her harder, she kept screaming
Fsc, I reckon this explains everything that went before.

She came hard because she'd put all those tests in front of you and you'd passed with flying colors, demonstrating overwhelming dominance. She probably gets laid a fair bit and so now she's seeking quality over quantity. Her (immature) way of boosting her own orgasm is to give the man a huge amount of shit and make him overcome it and show strength. She really gets off on that.

A slightly more grown-up lady might prefer to pick a man she really likes, and show him what excites her, but this young girl sounds like she's still experimenting with what turns her on, has realized that men will go nuts over her, and decided what the hell, she may as well get herself well and truly aroused by making him prove his worth.

Some girls get off on men physically fighting each other for sex with her, à la red deer. Have you seen Basic Instinct 2 with Sharon Stone?
 

trashKENNUT

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I found girls that do the "Rape test" tend to be girls who are narcissistic, too.

i should note this for knowledge and find out.

Zac
 
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Chase

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Great report, fsc. I like the dialogue you have, and your timing seems to be just about right - she needed a little conversation with you first, but if you hung around too long chatting and not doing anything, it wouldn't have gone anywhere.

Worth noting, whenever you run into girls who are cold and bitchy but hanging around and clearly waiting, it's almost always that:


  • 1. They're horny, and
    2. Every other guy who's hit on them so far has been a major disappointment
They shift into a sort of, "GOD, I really wanted to get laid... but not with any of THESE guys, what a disappointing night. Oh well, I guess I'll hang out a little longer and see if anyone can meet my standards... probably not though," mentality. When you can cut through the BS and make it through all the superficial attitude, they get REALLY excited, because most men fail out after only a minute or two of it, or take things too slow because they're intimidated by the iciness and assume the girl just isn't down to it (because if she wanted them, of course she'd be warm and friendly, they think).

Also, the eyes closed thing - I don't think this was any logical "let me test this guy and see if he will rape me" thing - when you're pissed drunk, bitchy, and horny, you're not testing the guy you want to have sex with so you can yell, "GOTCHA!" at him later. Some girls - especially the ones who throw on a bitchy front - really just want to be dominated hard, as you saw with pinning her hands above her and how wet she was at having you out-dominate her attitude-filled conversation. Closing her eyes and going limp strikes me as her just letting completely go and dropping into full surrender... although I'd still agree with your action here of waiting until you got some kind of response out of her before proceeding. Whenever you have really weird stuff like that with girls, best to just go full stop and check with her that everything's fine, although it's sticky because some girls just won't answer you because they don't want to break the "I'm being dominated and taken against my will!" fantasy. Sex is strange.

Well, nicely done here, fsc!

Chase
 
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