Hey all,
TL;DR:
Currently a 20 year old third year university student. New to forums. I've always been described as really weird. Science nerd but athletic. Never fitting any stereotypical model. Etc. Skip to 12:30 + 12:45 for the bulk of this FR.
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I'm new to this forum and I've frequented girlschase since I was about 16 or so, I'm 20 now. To give you just a little background I'm a third year university student enrolled in a STEM field and have largely been naturally attractive to women for most of my life, but was a major nice guy and always considered really weird making me excessively self-conscious until just before starting high school and stumbling upon a free pdf of The Tao of Badass (pretty fucking bad product I'd say now looking back, but it triggered a psychological shift so I can't diss it entirely). Then I got obsessive about a diverse array of topics- but largely athletics at the time, but also science and culture, and the intertwining of the two. I received a good amount of attention from girls in the past, never did too much with them, but I remember wondering what had changed in me when I became one of the most sought after guys by girls in my high school. I then found girlschase and after reading an article here when I was 16 I believe it was due to the evolution of my ambition- a vision and a drive as I really wanted to play NCAA Div. 1 Basketball at the time. Some work on my fundamentals following my girlschase discovery also made me skyrocket socially, all the while remaining relatively insecure from some events in my early development. Fake it 'til you make it.
My first year of university came around and I felt lost as I had suffered a sequence of injuries and surgeries ending my athletic career essentially. My maturing brain started to surface existential thoughts, and being extremely open-minded with highly varied interests I felt there were too many options and I'd never be fully satisfied with one path. This led to substance abuse to cope and falling into a depressed headspace. I came around in the summer and started having way more success with women for a short time. I became slightly manic in comparison to my normal temperament as a sort of compensation for my depressive months, and my family was starting to think I might have gone nuts. I landed a threesome and learned a great deal about attraction from an intuitive and emotional standpoint from the deal that summer though. Gotta give your demons their due, I suppose. I came back down to my normal, relaxed temperament with more social confidence beginning second year and became obsessive with self-actualization - a journey that has led me to where I am today.
That "little background" ended up being longer than intended, seeing as this is my first post I felt it were necessary to provide a little frame to build upon as it will hopefully help you understand how antics of this post and any hereafter. So anyways, I joined the forums about a month ago because I decided I was going to start dating more again in this new semester after I managed to pull my grades up from the depths of hell last semester. I wanted to chronicle some of my experiences since I write frequently to clear my mind and just for shits anyways so figured I may as well throw down some tidbits here every now and then and maybe get some critique on my writing while I get to share and analyze my game. I've always been a really odd cat and a joker, and as Hector pointed out in his article about quirkiness it is absolutely magnifying to some and just repulsive to others. The jokes draw people in, then the oddity hooks them or makes them run for the hills. Thus we are brought to the shenanigans of last night:
~ 8:00 p.m. Roommates are hosting a pre-drink at my house, I'm not interested as I'm onto something and I'm necessarily oblivious to my surroundings when I'm engaged with and focused on something. I'm e-mailing my classics professor back and forth and doing some sketches about misc. shit.
Feel free to skip this 10:00 p.m. section. TL;DR - I look ridiculous and there's a much larger pre-drink going on then I thought. I have noise-cancelling headphones on and never noticed in the last two hours as I was in a deep flow state.
~ 10:00 p.m. Been in my room with noise-cancelling headphones listening to videos and sketching and taking notes, when 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl busts into my room. I've got red and white floral swim trunks on since my room gets insanely hot in the winter when we turn the heating up while the rest of the house freezes and they're the shortest article of clothing I own aside from just briefs. I've also got on your classic run of the mill blue "denimy" long sleeve button up, buttoned all the way down with a yin yang necklace and some bracelets on. I look and feel like I don't belong to this universe now that I'm being witnessed. C'est la vie. 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl asks me why I'm not going out, I say "I'm busy," then a full on brigade of friends and friends of friends marches into my room. I'm not aware we're having a major pre and my brain gets really excited. I start panting like a dog in my head with all these new people's brains to sniff, I had thought just 2-3 friends were coming over to pre before going to a club so I wasn't overly interested since I'm obsessed with researching something at the moment. All ask me the same question as 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl. Me: "I'm busy." Then start telling me to share my life story. Some dark pieces to it so I pretend like I'm starting with some more pleasant bits while I'm actually waiting for some drunk antics to go down so I don't have to ruin the mood, and lo and behold, drunk antics occur- vibe is saved. Conversation comes back to me, I start talking about the lost Library of Alexandria after 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl asks me what I could possibly be so busy with. Roommate's girlfriend knows what I'm talking about, goes on drunk rant about how it's destruction is the greatest disaster of history. I sit with a smug smile on my face and am utterly satisfied since I'm not the one going on a rant about some obscure topic for once.
~11:00 p.m. We all vibe in my room for an hour or so, I think someone broke my bed... S A D B O Y Z .jpeg ... excuse my nerd speak.
~11:30 p.m. Something happened between 11 to now. I really can't remember so it mustn't have been very important, and now I change my mind about going out as I'm feeling in a more social mood and it's "Frost Week" - the first week everyone returns to school for the second semester - so parties are everywhere. It's cold as fuck (I live in Canada) but I decide I should stop being a pussy so I change quickly. I chug the rest of a bottle of of Jager - about 6 shots, and the rest of a bottle of vodka - about 4 shots, then jump in the uber (I'm ~190 lbs with a very fast metabolism so this gets me pretty drunk, but not blackout). Cute intellectual-looking girl with glasses comes out of hiding from idfk where in our house (she's just my type) is trying to come with us after she realizes I'm coming (or at least it appears so) as everyone teased her 'cause she had said she wasn't coming previously. My weiner gets excited but SIKE, not enough space in the uber. I think about telling her to sit on my lap, I pussy out cause I don't want to make a scene with the uber driver (I have before). My weiner deflates. Thought we were going to a club - I'm mistaken - we're actually going to one of my least favorite frat's "Frost Week" party. *idgaf I'm drunk* Engage in small talk and jokes with new people that were at our house that I ended up in the uber with. Classic motion of "oh you're in engineering, you must be really smart," - "no I just work hard and have to masturbate a lot to stay sane" blah blah blah. I remember laughing really hard at something this new guy and girl said, I liked the guy a lot, but at this time the alcohol was having its way with me and the fog has clouded the details.
~12:00 a.m. We're worried we won't get into the frat; we have friends on the inside but no word from them. Must have been having too much fun. We walk a couple blocks and somehow the conversation comes to this girl talking about the erectile dysfunction of her friend's boyfriend. I start talking about how I get hard at the sight of a flower that looks remotely like labia, and I need to find a girl who can get me soft because I'm permanently hard. Shit like that. No disrespect to anyone who struggles with ED, it was a joke and I was just being over the top and outrageous as usual. Everyone is having a good time despite the fact that we're freezing our asses off without jackets and it's snowing, an the alcohol is keeping us warm, or unconscious, or both. We wait outside the line of some club for 5 minutes, then friends call us back. Everyone screams FUCK and we turn around.
~ 12:20 a.m. We make it inside the frat house. This is when the fun begins. I had slipped a ballpoint pen that is an almost perfect model of a dick into my pocket before leaving the house, veins and all. It's about 4 inches long. Before you can say "but you weren't even drunk yet..." believe me, I know. I'm "a bit" of an attention whore and a provocateur. I start lightly tapping randoms in the face with dick pen, or inserting it over shoulders very subtly until one person notices then hiding it away. Everyone's too drunk to notice the chaos, or to believe the singled out victims. I am ecstatic that I get to amuse myself while remaining low-key for now. Meet up with friends and we chat about some ish, then everyone takes their piss break and shit starts to pick up.
~ 12:30 a.m. Relocate downstairs to some more chill vibes, but a good dancefloor. The scene is a little more intimate than upstairs. Take my dick to the dancefloor and start fist pumping with it in a controlled and relaxed manner and dancing provocatively. Some guy is like "yo I have the same pen!" I dance with him and a bunch of girls he's with. Grinding on random girls, doing all kinds of shit with this dick, when I run into my roommate finally. He points at this hot latina on her phone that I hadn't seen earlier just outside the dancefloor, and tells me to approach. I position myself right in front of her, bend my knees because I'm 6'3" and she's probably around 5'6", and just starting sucking the shit out of this dick pen. She looks up from her phone and her resting bitch face shows she's thinking "Ugghh, another lame guy," then her eyes light up at the sight of me going to town on this dick. She starts laughing hysterically and goes "IS THAT A DICK?!?!?" I say "Well, yes, but you don't have to be rude. I can actually be a pretty nice guy sometimes despite looking like a fuckboy." Something to that effect. (I have pierced ears and am wearing a t-shirt of Jesus playing beer pong at the Last Supper with shutter shades on, but a nice cardigan sweater and am well put together). She laughs again and says "That is so funny," in reference to the dick pen. "Oh so you like my dick, eh?" Some more light banter, then she asks me my name, and I ask hers after. She asks me if I go to the local university, turns out she goes to the neighboring college and not my university that the frat belongs to. We chat more seriously and I get her number and snapchat then we part ways as the frat starts clearing out the basement for some reason and everyone heads upstairs.
~ 12:45 a.m. It's a little more wild upstairs, and this is the perfect environment for my dick to wreak havoc. Meet up with my roommate again and he's lost his girlfriend for the time being so we're dancing with these two girls, one tall and thin, one shorter and curvier. I'd fuck either of them, but I'm drawn to the taller one more. I start sucking this dick again, and waving it in the air like I've just found the holy grail. Holding it up in my cupped hands and reenacting the lion king cliff scene- just having a ball. They're both laughing, but I can tell that the taller one is a little more serious than the short one from her body language. She's smiling but looks slightly uncomfortable. The curvy one starts sucking this dick like it's her day job. I'm getting really aroused, and I think "fuck it, big girls need love too." She wasn't that large anyways. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye latina girl resurfaces, and her cousin that I met briefly before is actively trying to get her towards me, I assume because they see me dancing and flirting with other girls. Czechm8. Latina slides over to me eventually, and we dance and grind. She tells me I dance well for a Canadian boy, and better than Venezuelan guys (she had just recently moved here). I'm honestly really fucking surprised at this, and we continue dancing, slowly escalating my touch from fleeting to firm. Eventually she's so turned on that after I turn her around to face me again she just makes out with me herself. We kiss for about a minute, I pull away, tell her she has very soft lips and she's a great kisser. She tells me I'm better than Venezuelan guys again. Sorry, dudes. I think she was just being polite and jerking my ego off. We start making out again this time more passionately. I bite her lip, and she starts kissing my neck after I pull away again. Then goes up to my ear, and circles my earring with her tongue and then bites. I slowly start moving her towards the wall. I pin her hands against it and we make out some more. We get pushed around by some other people and move over to the opposite wall, this time she's pushing me up against the wall. We make out for what must have been 10-20 minutes, I'm getting a little bored of it and she says "I'm sorry, I just can't stop kissing you" twice. I don't read too far into this. Now I realize it was probably because of this: some random guy taps her on the shoulder and gives her this cheeky toothed smile and then turns his hands over in a sort of "what are you doing" manner. I'm confused, I just look at this guy then back at her. She turns around to see him then quickly looks back at me and is like "Oh my god, that's this guy I've been seeing for a couple weeks." It's unclear whether she came with him, or he just happened to be here. He looks like he's in the frat. I look back at him, I have a really blank expression on my face, then I look back at her, and she just grabs my face again. 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl comes by and is like "Yea *my name*!" and offers me a high-five. I'm really conflicted about taking it (I'm thinking could me taking it harm the latina's reputation, considering this dude is right there? If dude and I cross paths, what will he think?) but give her the high-five regardless and Drunk Girl disappears into the crowd. We make out for like 2 minutes, then I'm like "Let's go somewhere else so your friend here doesn't have to watch all the fun," and she takes my hand and we start heading back downstairs. It's basically empty, but we get booted back upstairs again. We find a different spot on the same wall and slide into this corner formed by a supporting pillar for the middle of the room. Then we make out again for like 10 minutes before I say "Would you like to come home with me tonight?" In retrospect, I think I should have just said "Come home with me," or "Let's go somewhere" or something like that, but either way it wouldn't have mattered too much in the end (I don't think) as you shall see. She says "No I have to go home with my cousin." Maybe I should have pressed, but I already had her number so I didn't. We made out some more until some guy came to find her and said they had to go, or something (a different guy then before), and she left.
~ 1:15 a.m. Met back up with my roommate and his girlfriend, and some other friends. The frat starts kicking people out so we call an uber. We're waiting for this thing forever so while we're waiting my friend and I pretend to be frat members and are helping them kick people out so we can stay inside in the warm house while we wait for our uber. Somehow we aren't exposed by the frat members. I start having some fun with this dick again and people are like "Hey! It's dick guy!" Shoot the shit with them until they're kicked out. Then once a ton of people are out, I go to the fridge and see what I can find 'cause I'm hungry as fuck. I take a long unopened stick of marble cheese and put it in my pants (wouldn't fit in my pockets), cause that shit's expensive and I'm broke as hell. Everything else was expired so I figured they hadn't opened the fridge in a while (since march 2017, to be exact) and it wouldn't be missed. I need to go double check the date on the cheese now actually. Our uber comes and while we're walking out to grab it latina girl bursts out behind us with a couple of guys that are helping her 14/10 drunk cousin to a cab, and she pokes my stomach on her way by (they were moving pretty fast).
~ 1:45 a.m. In the uber on the way home. I get home and pass out and wake up with a random kink in my neck, I think the bed did break
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So I've been texting this latina girl, this all happened last night, and we just had a short conversation. I basically just said "Hey it's me. Had a great time with you last night, hope you got your cousin home okay, up to anything today?" She said "Yea we went to her boyfriend's house, thanks for asking ... have to go back to the frat to get my ID." I say "That blows, good luck." She asks for my last name, I give it to her, and then say let's get together sometime this week. Says she's busy with a lot of school stuff (I'm thinking "aww fuck here we go") but she says she'll "let me know for sure when she's free." So I decide to just try and play it chill and say I'm busy with school stuff too, cause, y'know, all students are, and tell her to "Just let me know and we can try and work something out." She says yea and that's that.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hope it wasn't too ridiculous for you
TL;DR:
Currently a 20 year old third year university student. New to forums. I've always been described as really weird. Science nerd but athletic. Never fitting any stereotypical model. Etc. Skip to 12:30 + 12:45 for the bulk of this FR.
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I'm new to this forum and I've frequented girlschase since I was about 16 or so, I'm 20 now. To give you just a little background I'm a third year university student enrolled in a STEM field and have largely been naturally attractive to women for most of my life, but was a major nice guy and always considered really weird making me excessively self-conscious until just before starting high school and stumbling upon a free pdf of The Tao of Badass (pretty fucking bad product I'd say now looking back, but it triggered a psychological shift so I can't diss it entirely). Then I got obsessive about a diverse array of topics- but largely athletics at the time, but also science and culture, and the intertwining of the two. I received a good amount of attention from girls in the past, never did too much with them, but I remember wondering what had changed in me when I became one of the most sought after guys by girls in my high school. I then found girlschase and after reading an article here when I was 16 I believe it was due to the evolution of my ambition- a vision and a drive as I really wanted to play NCAA Div. 1 Basketball at the time. Some work on my fundamentals following my girlschase discovery also made me skyrocket socially, all the while remaining relatively insecure from some events in my early development. Fake it 'til you make it.
My first year of university came around and I felt lost as I had suffered a sequence of injuries and surgeries ending my athletic career essentially. My maturing brain started to surface existential thoughts, and being extremely open-minded with highly varied interests I felt there were too many options and I'd never be fully satisfied with one path. This led to substance abuse to cope and falling into a depressed headspace. I came around in the summer and started having way more success with women for a short time. I became slightly manic in comparison to my normal temperament as a sort of compensation for my depressive months, and my family was starting to think I might have gone nuts. I landed a threesome and learned a great deal about attraction from an intuitive and emotional standpoint from the deal that summer though. Gotta give your demons their due, I suppose. I came back down to my normal, relaxed temperament with more social confidence beginning second year and became obsessive with self-actualization - a journey that has led me to where I am today.
That "little background" ended up being longer than intended, seeing as this is my first post I felt it were necessary to provide a little frame to build upon as it will hopefully help you understand how antics of this post and any hereafter. So anyways, I joined the forums about a month ago because I decided I was going to start dating more again in this new semester after I managed to pull my grades up from the depths of hell last semester. I wanted to chronicle some of my experiences since I write frequently to clear my mind and just for shits anyways so figured I may as well throw down some tidbits here every now and then and maybe get some critique on my writing while I get to share and analyze my game. I've always been a really odd cat and a joker, and as Hector pointed out in his article about quirkiness it is absolutely magnifying to some and just repulsive to others. The jokes draw people in, then the oddity hooks them or makes them run for the hills. Thus we are brought to the shenanigans of last night:
~ 8:00 p.m. Roommates are hosting a pre-drink at my house, I'm not interested as I'm onto something and I'm necessarily oblivious to my surroundings when I'm engaged with and focused on something. I'm e-mailing my classics professor back and forth and doing some sketches about misc. shit.
Feel free to skip this 10:00 p.m. section. TL;DR - I look ridiculous and there's a much larger pre-drink going on then I thought. I have noise-cancelling headphones on and never noticed in the last two hours as I was in a deep flow state.
~ 10:00 p.m. Been in my room with noise-cancelling headphones listening to videos and sketching and taking notes, when 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl busts into my room. I've got red and white floral swim trunks on since my room gets insanely hot in the winter when we turn the heating up while the rest of the house freezes and they're the shortest article of clothing I own aside from just briefs. I've also got on your classic run of the mill blue "denimy" long sleeve button up, buttoned all the way down with a yin yang necklace and some bracelets on. I look and feel like I don't belong to this universe now that I'm being witnessed. C'est la vie. 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl asks me why I'm not going out, I say "I'm busy," then a full on brigade of friends and friends of friends marches into my room. I'm not aware we're having a major pre and my brain gets really excited. I start panting like a dog in my head with all these new people's brains to sniff, I had thought just 2-3 friends were coming over to pre before going to a club so I wasn't overly interested since I'm obsessed with researching something at the moment. All ask me the same question as 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl. Me: "I'm busy." Then start telling me to share my life story. Some dark pieces to it so I pretend like I'm starting with some more pleasant bits while I'm actually waiting for some drunk antics to go down so I don't have to ruin the mood, and lo and behold, drunk antics occur- vibe is saved. Conversation comes back to me, I start talking about the lost Library of Alexandria after 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl asks me what I could possibly be so busy with. Roommate's girlfriend knows what I'm talking about, goes on drunk rant about how it's destruction is the greatest disaster of history. I sit with a smug smile on my face and am utterly satisfied since I'm not the one going on a rant about some obscure topic for once.
~11:00 p.m. We all vibe in my room for an hour or so, I think someone broke my bed... S A D B O Y Z .jpeg ... excuse my nerd speak.
~11:30 p.m. Something happened between 11 to now. I really can't remember so it mustn't have been very important, and now I change my mind about going out as I'm feeling in a more social mood and it's "Frost Week" - the first week everyone returns to school for the second semester - so parties are everywhere. It's cold as fuck (I live in Canada) but I decide I should stop being a pussy so I change quickly. I chug the rest of a bottle of of Jager - about 6 shots, and the rest of a bottle of vodka - about 4 shots, then jump in the uber (I'm ~190 lbs with a very fast metabolism so this gets me pretty drunk, but not blackout). Cute intellectual-looking girl with glasses comes out of hiding from idfk where in our house (she's just my type) is trying to come with us after she realizes I'm coming (or at least it appears so) as everyone teased her 'cause she had said she wasn't coming previously. My weiner gets excited but SIKE, not enough space in the uber. I think about telling her to sit on my lap, I pussy out cause I don't want to make a scene with the uber driver (I have before). My weiner deflates. Thought we were going to a club - I'm mistaken - we're actually going to one of my least favorite frat's "Frost Week" party. *idgaf I'm drunk* Engage in small talk and jokes with new people that were at our house that I ended up in the uber with. Classic motion of "oh you're in engineering, you must be really smart," - "no I just work hard and have to masturbate a lot to stay sane" blah blah blah. I remember laughing really hard at something this new guy and girl said, I liked the guy a lot, but at this time the alcohol was having its way with me and the fog has clouded the details.
~12:00 a.m. We're worried we won't get into the frat; we have friends on the inside but no word from them. Must have been having too much fun. We walk a couple blocks and somehow the conversation comes to this girl talking about the erectile dysfunction of her friend's boyfriend. I start talking about how I get hard at the sight of a flower that looks remotely like labia, and I need to find a girl who can get me soft because I'm permanently hard. Shit like that. No disrespect to anyone who struggles with ED, it was a joke and I was just being over the top and outrageous as usual. Everyone is having a good time despite the fact that we're freezing our asses off without jackets and it's snowing, an the alcohol is keeping us warm, or unconscious, or both. We wait outside the line of some club for 5 minutes, then friends call us back. Everyone screams FUCK and we turn around.
~ 12:20 a.m. We make it inside the frat house. This is when the fun begins. I had slipped a ballpoint pen that is an almost perfect model of a dick into my pocket before leaving the house, veins and all. It's about 4 inches long. Before you can say "but you weren't even drunk yet..." believe me, I know. I'm "a bit" of an attention whore and a provocateur. I start lightly tapping randoms in the face with dick pen, or inserting it over shoulders very subtly until one person notices then hiding it away. Everyone's too drunk to notice the chaos, or to believe the singled out victims. I am ecstatic that I get to amuse myself while remaining low-key for now. Meet up with friends and we chat about some ish, then everyone takes their piss break and shit starts to pick up.
~ 12:30 a.m. Relocate downstairs to some more chill vibes, but a good dancefloor. The scene is a little more intimate than upstairs. Take my dick to the dancefloor and start fist pumping with it in a controlled and relaxed manner and dancing provocatively. Some guy is like "yo I have the same pen!" I dance with him and a bunch of girls he's with. Grinding on random girls, doing all kinds of shit with this dick, when I run into my roommate finally. He points at this hot latina on her phone that I hadn't seen earlier just outside the dancefloor, and tells me to approach. I position myself right in front of her, bend my knees because I'm 6'3" and she's probably around 5'6", and just starting sucking the shit out of this dick pen. She looks up from her phone and her resting bitch face shows she's thinking "Ugghh, another lame guy," then her eyes light up at the sight of me going to town on this dick. She starts laughing hysterically and goes "IS THAT A DICK?!?!?" I say "Well, yes, but you don't have to be rude. I can actually be a pretty nice guy sometimes despite looking like a fuckboy." Something to that effect. (I have pierced ears and am wearing a t-shirt of Jesus playing beer pong at the Last Supper with shutter shades on, but a nice cardigan sweater and am well put together). She laughs again and says "That is so funny," in reference to the dick pen. "Oh so you like my dick, eh?" Some more light banter, then she asks me my name, and I ask hers after. She asks me if I go to the local university, turns out she goes to the neighboring college and not my university that the frat belongs to. We chat more seriously and I get her number and snapchat then we part ways as the frat starts clearing out the basement for some reason and everyone heads upstairs.
~ 12:45 a.m. It's a little more wild upstairs, and this is the perfect environment for my dick to wreak havoc. Meet up with my roommate again and he's lost his girlfriend for the time being so we're dancing with these two girls, one tall and thin, one shorter and curvier. I'd fuck either of them, but I'm drawn to the taller one more. I start sucking this dick again, and waving it in the air like I've just found the holy grail. Holding it up in my cupped hands and reenacting the lion king cliff scene- just having a ball. They're both laughing, but I can tell that the taller one is a little more serious than the short one from her body language. She's smiling but looks slightly uncomfortable. The curvy one starts sucking this dick like it's her day job. I'm getting really aroused, and I think "fuck it, big girls need love too." She wasn't that large anyways. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye latina girl resurfaces, and her cousin that I met briefly before is actively trying to get her towards me, I assume because they see me dancing and flirting with other girls. Czechm8. Latina slides over to me eventually, and we dance and grind. She tells me I dance well for a Canadian boy, and better than Venezuelan guys (she had just recently moved here). I'm honestly really fucking surprised at this, and we continue dancing, slowly escalating my touch from fleeting to firm. Eventually she's so turned on that after I turn her around to face me again she just makes out with me herself. We kiss for about a minute, I pull away, tell her she has very soft lips and she's a great kisser. She tells me I'm better than Venezuelan guys again. Sorry, dudes. I think she was just being polite and jerking my ego off. We start making out again this time more passionately. I bite her lip, and she starts kissing my neck after I pull away again. Then goes up to my ear, and circles my earring with her tongue and then bites. I slowly start moving her towards the wall. I pin her hands against it and we make out some more. We get pushed around by some other people and move over to the opposite wall, this time she's pushing me up against the wall. We make out for what must have been 10-20 minutes, I'm getting a little bored of it and she says "I'm sorry, I just can't stop kissing you" twice. I don't read too far into this. Now I realize it was probably because of this: some random guy taps her on the shoulder and gives her this cheeky toothed smile and then turns his hands over in a sort of "what are you doing" manner. I'm confused, I just look at this guy then back at her. She turns around to see him then quickly looks back at me and is like "Oh my god, that's this guy I've been seeing for a couple weeks." It's unclear whether she came with him, or he just happened to be here. He looks like he's in the frat. I look back at him, I have a really blank expression on my face, then I look back at her, and she just grabs my face again. 12/10 Drunk Sorority Girl comes by and is like "Yea *my name*!" and offers me a high-five. I'm really conflicted about taking it (I'm thinking could me taking it harm the latina's reputation, considering this dude is right there? If dude and I cross paths, what will he think?) but give her the high-five regardless and Drunk Girl disappears into the crowd. We make out for like 2 minutes, then I'm like "Let's go somewhere else so your friend here doesn't have to watch all the fun," and she takes my hand and we start heading back downstairs. It's basically empty, but we get booted back upstairs again. We find a different spot on the same wall and slide into this corner formed by a supporting pillar for the middle of the room. Then we make out again for like 10 minutes before I say "Would you like to come home with me tonight?" In retrospect, I think I should have just said "Come home with me," or "Let's go somewhere" or something like that, but either way it wouldn't have mattered too much in the end (I don't think) as you shall see. She says "No I have to go home with my cousin." Maybe I should have pressed, but I already had her number so I didn't. We made out some more until some guy came to find her and said they had to go, or something (a different guy then before), and she left.
~ 1:15 a.m. Met back up with my roommate and his girlfriend, and some other friends. The frat starts kicking people out so we call an uber. We're waiting for this thing forever so while we're waiting my friend and I pretend to be frat members and are helping them kick people out so we can stay inside in the warm house while we wait for our uber. Somehow we aren't exposed by the frat members. I start having some fun with this dick again and people are like "Hey! It's dick guy!" Shoot the shit with them until they're kicked out. Then once a ton of people are out, I go to the fridge and see what I can find 'cause I'm hungry as fuck. I take a long unopened stick of marble cheese and put it in my pants (wouldn't fit in my pockets), cause that shit's expensive and I'm broke as hell. Everything else was expired so I figured they hadn't opened the fridge in a while (since march 2017, to be exact) and it wouldn't be missed. I need to go double check the date on the cheese now actually. Our uber comes and while we're walking out to grab it latina girl bursts out behind us with a couple of guys that are helping her 14/10 drunk cousin to a cab, and she pokes my stomach on her way by (they were moving pretty fast).
~ 1:45 a.m. In the uber on the way home. I get home and pass out and wake up with a random kink in my neck, I think the bed did break
.So I've been texting this latina girl, this all happened last night, and we just had a short conversation. I basically just said "Hey it's me. Had a great time with you last night, hope you got your cousin home okay, up to anything today?" She said "Yea we went to her boyfriend's house, thanks for asking ... have to go back to the frat to get my ID." I say "That blows, good luck." She asks for my last name, I give it to her, and then say let's get together sometime this week. Says she's busy with a lot of school stuff (I'm thinking "aww fuck here we go") but she says she'll "let me know for sure when she's free." So I decide to just try and play it chill and say I'm busy with school stuff too, cause, y'know, all students are, and tell her to "Just let me know and we can try and work something out." She says yea and that's that.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hope it wasn't too ridiculous for you
