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I have read a handful of articles on this website and have started to apply some of the principles of texting into my everyday life but I'm still not sure if I'm executing correctly. Check out the text convo below:
Me: You ever seen a guy with four balls?
She: huh lol
Me: I got a new pair growing in my mouth!These tonsils are getting a tad ballsy!
Her: gross ha
Me: Scooted by the nurse and she said 'honey, as much as I wanna make out with you its not gonna happen til you get your tonsils removed' lolHel yeah to tonsillitis....NOT
Her: sad tmes
Me: You mean happy times, saturday's here and its ready to play!Oh I saw you yesterday btw
Her: ?? where
Me: Perched up in the tree outside my bedroom window with a pair of binoculars...if it happens again im calling the cops! Lol
Her: Sorry? Haha
Me: Yeah you heard me! Don't make me file that restraining order missy!
her: You wish that was me
her:You need your eyes checked
Me: And you need your azz spanked!Your lucky my mistress was in a good mood lol
Her: Go back to sleep Haha
Me: Come fluff up my God damn pillow first, oh, and pick me up some mac donalds on the way!
She ignores this. following day i hit her back up with:
Me: This thursday I have one request!I want you to call all hearts to the dancefloor!]#
Her: What's happening Thursday
Me: We're gonna make jaws hit the floor that's whatsup!On a scale of 1 to chuck norris how adventurous are you?
Her: ll be out on friday maybe, doubt thurssday
Me:Where's the bangarang antics taking place?
Her: no idea yet
Me: I got an idea, how about we switch on our awesomeness minus the blanket and cous cous (call back humour) and order up something tasty!As long as you behave
Am I suggesting the meet up in the correct manor? I think the fact that she didn't respond has knocked me a notch. Also, is the teasing/flirting being presented correctly? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks
SimplyTheBreast
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Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:06 pm
Me: You ever seen a guy with four balls?
She: huh lol
Me: I got a new pair growing in my mouth!These tonsils are getting a tad ballsy!
Her: gross ha
Me: Scooted by the nurse and she said 'honey, as much as I wanna make out with you its not gonna happen til you get your tonsils removed' lolHel yeah to tonsillitis....NOT
Her: sad tmes
Me: You mean happy times, saturday's here and its ready to play!Oh I saw you yesterday btw
Her: ?? where
Me: Perched up in the tree outside my bedroom window with a pair of binoculars...if it happens again im calling the cops! Lol
Her: Sorry? Haha
Me: Yeah you heard me! Don't make me file that restraining order missy!
her: You wish that was me
her:You need your eyes checked
Me: And you need your azz spanked!Your lucky my mistress was in a good mood lol
Her: Go back to sleep Haha
Me: Come fluff up my God damn pillow first, oh, and pick me up some mac donalds on the way!
She ignores this. following day i hit her back up with:
Me: This thursday I have one request!I want you to call all hearts to the dancefloor!]#
Her: What's happening Thursday
Me: We're gonna make jaws hit the floor that's whatsup!On a scale of 1 to chuck norris how adventurous are you?
Her: ll be out on friday maybe, doubt thurssday
Me:Where's the bangarang antics taking place?
Her: no idea yet
Me: I got an idea, how about we switch on our awesomeness minus the blanket and cous cous (call back humour) and order up something tasty!As long as you behave
Am I suggesting the meet up in the correct manor? I think the fact that she didn't respond has knocked me a notch. Also, is the teasing/flirting being presented correctly? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks
SimplyTheBreast
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Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:06 pm
