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Start out the night late. A drinking buddy texts a groupme I'm in about day 3 of his 4 day bender he decidedly began, and to rally around his radiation. I don't have much going on tonight - and decide to neglect a couple of duties until tomorrow, per usual Thursday. I fix up my house in case I need to take someone here later, and slip into a boss ass blue button down I have (kinda psychedelic looking) and some burgandy pants, hop in the whip, and roll over to the closest parking spot I can find to the bar he's at. My plan today (writing this) is to run over to the car and head straight to the gym for leg day.
After getting to the bar I get sucked into a line to the top floor, but persuade the bouncer to let me up before everyone else since it's just me (a perk of going out alone). Upstairs I get my drink and small talk with some dude about the drink deal and a girl about greek life and what she's doing here tonight.
I find the guys up at the top of the sports bar, having claimed a table. They quickly start talking about pussy and girls and such. Nowadays it's a little weird for me to talk about women in the same way, having such a different perspective. Nonetheless these guys are on a journey like any other.
We chit chat and I see a red head who I had my first real deep dive with a stranger at a bar (game wise). Unfortunately I wasn't nearly as experienced in moving or closing as I am now, and lost her. She seemed to be talking to a nice guy and fully invested in the conversation. That was actually one of the first things I noticed about her.. she would be massively introverted one moment then become a blooming flower after being triggered a certain way.
I bring up how I had a chance with that girl, but blew it, and the guys I'm with nod there heads like "oh, yea, she's cute" when I know fully well she's far more pretty than the chicks they're talking about (at least in my book
). There's some changing around with seats and at one point I'm left alone, so I decided to approach two blonde girls next to the red head for preselection.
It goes okay, I couldn't really lift the conversation off the ground though. I opened saying my friend thought one of them was cute but was too afraid to say hi (total bullshit). It falls off and I head back to the table, now inhabited by two dudes and a very cute brunette with curly hair and a cute ass beauty mark
I start talking to them saying "swiper, no swiping!" since they "took" our table. The brunette is immediatley attracted / just a pretty extroverted person, and leads the group. This makes me think she's either a type A girlfriend, or these guys are just platonic friends with her. I incorporate some light hand touching and see how receptive she is, growing my thought that she's single.
After deep diving her about what the adult version of her looks like (career, but this plants a seed) I found out she is indeed quite extroverted and wants to be capable of traveling the U.S. and switch jobs every couple years. I qualify her a little bit too late (she got cut off), but made great use of a slow growing smile as she opened up more and more about herself. A positive feedback loop, for you nerdy biology kids out herr.
I invite them to join us (my friends had chatted with them at our table as well, but eventually ran into other people and joined their table) to go to another bar. After this I fuck up in a couple ways.
They had agreed, but I wanted to leave WITH them, so after they get up I putz around with my guys for a little bit, then ditch them mid real talk (one guy was opening up about his struggle with a demanding girlfriend), the cognitive dissonance was apparent. I decide with the group of strangers, and can tell that the brunette is a little less attracted by the way I chased. Not only does that hurt my shit with the group of strangers, who are now thinking "uh.. we said we'd meet you there..?", my friends are now thinking "okay dude, you don't give a shit about anything but you getting laid - we were having a real talk and you just split mid fucking sentence". At least, that's how I see them perceiving it, based of body language and the nature of my friends. Anyways...
We get to the bar and almost immediately split up.
I find a couple people I know (one's a basketball player with a girl who has a bf totally trying to suck his cock, the other a group of regulars to the bar we're at) and I decide to hang with the bigger group of people since they had a lot more going on. A lot of drunk banter and baj;lsdka;sdkha;sh kinda shit. The usual.
Eventually, I spot my coworker with a cute Asian girl. Let's call her Sneaky. I flirt with them two for a little bit and my coworker is wearing a pretty slutty shirt. I tease her about it and run my fingers through it. Incidental touch was huge with Sneaky, and my hands kept rubbing up on her boobies lol, but she liked it, so I knew things were gonna be solid.
I honestly didn't talk to them that much, but my coworker kept bringing up the usual work bullshit this manager blah blah blah this guy blah blah blah, if you had to fuck, kill, marry these people who would it be, and she was honestly being a great wingman. All I had to do with Sneaky was ask her basic questions, some light banter, a sexual frame like "oh yea you do!" for some innuendo, but all with TOUCH. This girl was very receptive to physical escalation. The incidental titty touching let me know about that very early on (an accidental titty swipe and she smiled --> bingo.)
Disclaimer: Don't grope chicks to test how interested they are.
Eventually I see the cute brunette I was after the whole time, and find her in the dance floor. I try to talk to her and it's a whole lotta nonsense and club-like activity so I try my best to keep her attention me. She's a hell of a dancer. I think she's latina from the songs that were playing. I throw a pumpfake and ask her if she can salsa, she says she can but she doesn't want to now. At some point I cut the shit and tell her I thought she was interesting, but she's obviously attending to a lot right now with her friends, and that I'm going to get her number. She tells me she's flaky as hell. I laugh, get her number, dance a bit more, and then return to my coworker and friend.
Now I'm more physical with Sneaky, pulling her close by the waist and putting my fingers on the edge of her ass. She's dddown, but then my coworker sees and tries to cock block. She wants dick too.
I move both of them to a table to make things easier on myself, and while Sneaky is in the bathroom drop a little seed that says I'm interested in her to my coworker (I think I just asked if she was single?), and this makes things coast a little bit more smoothly. Once she returns I try to move them again and they don't want to go to my food spot, so I suggest a place that everybody always goes when the bars close, saying we're gonna beat the line. My coworker does, but Sneaky won't. I change the subject and go back to fuck, marry, kill, eventually incorporating myself to it. Then I bring up the food spot they like again and they eagerly agree.
We get there and slam fucking chicken. Dear god, that was so fucking dank. Other than the upcoming sex, my favorite part of the night.
At the table though, I can see my coworker getting disappointed at me giving Sneaky more attention than her. I do my best to juggle the two, and then see Sneaky stop giving me ANY attention. I was thinking, fuck, she's totally not down to abandon her friend, and be a shitty roommate. I tell them there's an after party next to my house (there usually is), and they sound flaky. Especially Sneaky. She seems disinterested in everything I say.
They both leave to the bathroom aka talk about what's going on, and if Sneaky is gonna fuck me tonight or not. They come back and then immediately say they're getting refills on their drinks. I tell them that's cool, I'm gonna call an uber to the party. I walk outside and call an uber.
At this point I'm thinking "fuck fuck fuck just fucking come, balls in your court" and stand outside nonchalantly and sip on my beverage. Riight before the uber shows up, they both walk out and start crossing the street. An earlier point in my life, I would have seen that and possibly thought "well, I guess that's it", but instead I go "Yo!! whatchoo girls doing??" (or maybe that's just the booze lol) and they both run back to me saying they thought I left. Then Sneaky turns to my coworker and says she's gonna go. My coworker declines the offer. BOOOOOOYAAAAA BIIIITCH.
We get in the uber and Sneaky is totally avoiding anything physical, sitting on the other side of the car. I chit chat with the driver and her, and the drivers pretty cool.
Once back at my place she asks about the after party. I tell her when bars close they always having something. Thankfully we got home before that happened! (plausible deniability X2) We chill on my couch and listen to music. I try to get her telling me what music she likes, but she only tells me what music she doesn't like. I tease her about this lack of an answer while physically escalating, starting with wrists to hands to knees to legs, the pull off, then to stomach until the sexual tension is high enough I just flat out put my hand on her tit.
She was hiding these puppies. They are NICE. You really can't tell by her shirt though. We quickly start hooking up, I get her shirt off and she's ready to go. I carry to her bed, bada boom bada bing, 5 minutes later I'm inside her. Pretty nice pussy too.
The first fuck I'm like half up, fucking whiskey dick. Then I tell her I'm gonna wake up in a few hours and fuck the shit out of her. I do that. We go back to bed, but now she's being more of a bitch. I ignore it and stay my cheery self, I had been in a good mood all day. She's saying shit like "I'm never gonna see you again" and neither of us remember eachothers names.
We go back to bed, then I wake up again, try to escalate, get denied. I wake up again, and sloooooowly escalate, until her breathing let's me know I'm in the clear, and bam, we're fucking again. I really got into adapted missionary that time. She was all about it and liked it a lot more compared to the positions we were doing before. After this time I get her number, and find out she has a really high sex drive. Hence, the fucking shit tests she'd been throwing all damn night! This chick is the epitome of token resistance, other than her willingness to fuck once she's actually back at my place.
Good shit.
Hue
After getting to the bar I get sucked into a line to the top floor, but persuade the bouncer to let me up before everyone else since it's just me (a perk of going out alone). Upstairs I get my drink and small talk with some dude about the drink deal and a girl about greek life and what she's doing here tonight.
I find the guys up at the top of the sports bar, having claimed a table. They quickly start talking about pussy and girls and such. Nowadays it's a little weird for me to talk about women in the same way, having such a different perspective. Nonetheless these guys are on a journey like any other.
We chit chat and I see a red head who I had my first real deep dive with a stranger at a bar (game wise). Unfortunately I wasn't nearly as experienced in moving or closing as I am now, and lost her. She seemed to be talking to a nice guy and fully invested in the conversation. That was actually one of the first things I noticed about her.. she would be massively introverted one moment then become a blooming flower after being triggered a certain way.
I bring up how I had a chance with that girl, but blew it, and the guys I'm with nod there heads like "oh, yea, she's cute" when I know fully well she's far more pretty than the chicks they're talking about (at least in my book
). There's some changing around with seats and at one point I'm left alone, so I decided to approach two blonde girls next to the red head for preselection.It goes okay, I couldn't really lift the conversation off the ground though. I opened saying my friend thought one of them was cute but was too afraid to say hi (total bullshit). It falls off and I head back to the table, now inhabited by two dudes and a very cute brunette with curly hair and a cute ass beauty mark
I start talking to them saying "swiper, no swiping!" since they "took" our table. The brunette is immediatley attracted / just a pretty extroverted person, and leads the group. This makes me think she's either a type A girlfriend, or these guys are just platonic friends with her. I incorporate some light hand touching and see how receptive she is, growing my thought that she's single.
After deep diving her about what the adult version of her looks like (career, but this plants a seed) I found out she is indeed quite extroverted and wants to be capable of traveling the U.S. and switch jobs every couple years. I qualify her a little bit too late (she got cut off), but made great use of a slow growing smile as she opened up more and more about herself. A positive feedback loop, for you nerdy biology kids out herr.
I invite them to join us (my friends had chatted with them at our table as well, but eventually ran into other people and joined their table) to go to another bar. After this I fuck up in a couple ways.
They had agreed, but I wanted to leave WITH them, so after they get up I putz around with my guys for a little bit, then ditch them mid real talk (one guy was opening up about his struggle with a demanding girlfriend), the cognitive dissonance was apparent. I decide with the group of strangers, and can tell that the brunette is a little less attracted by the way I chased. Not only does that hurt my shit with the group of strangers, who are now thinking "uh.. we said we'd meet you there..?", my friends are now thinking "okay dude, you don't give a shit about anything but you getting laid - we were having a real talk and you just split mid fucking sentence". At least, that's how I see them perceiving it, based of body language and the nature of my friends. Anyways...
We get to the bar and almost immediately split up.
I find a couple people I know (one's a basketball player with a girl who has a bf totally trying to suck his cock, the other a group of regulars to the bar we're at) and I decide to hang with the bigger group of people since they had a lot more going on. A lot of drunk banter and baj;lsdka;sdkha;sh kinda shit. The usual.
Eventually, I spot my coworker with a cute Asian girl. Let's call her Sneaky. I flirt with them two for a little bit and my coworker is wearing a pretty slutty shirt. I tease her about it and run my fingers through it. Incidental touch was huge with Sneaky, and my hands kept rubbing up on her boobies lol, but she liked it, so I knew things were gonna be solid.
I honestly didn't talk to them that much, but my coworker kept bringing up the usual work bullshit this manager blah blah blah this guy blah blah blah, if you had to fuck, kill, marry these people who would it be, and she was honestly being a great wingman. All I had to do with Sneaky was ask her basic questions, some light banter, a sexual frame like "oh yea you do!" for some innuendo, but all with TOUCH. This girl was very receptive to physical escalation. The incidental titty touching let me know about that very early on (an accidental titty swipe and she smiled --> bingo.)
Disclaimer: Don't grope chicks to test how interested they are.
Eventually I see the cute brunette I was after the whole time, and find her in the dance floor. I try to talk to her and it's a whole lotta nonsense and club-like activity so I try my best to keep her attention me. She's a hell of a dancer. I think she's latina from the songs that were playing. I throw a pumpfake and ask her if she can salsa, she says she can but she doesn't want to now. At some point I cut the shit and tell her I thought she was interesting, but she's obviously attending to a lot right now with her friends, and that I'm going to get her number. She tells me she's flaky as hell. I laugh, get her number, dance a bit more, and then return to my coworker and friend.
Now I'm more physical with Sneaky, pulling her close by the waist and putting my fingers on the edge of her ass. She's dddown, but then my coworker sees and tries to cock block. She wants dick too.
I move both of them to a table to make things easier on myself, and while Sneaky is in the bathroom drop a little seed that says I'm interested in her to my coworker (I think I just asked if she was single?), and this makes things coast a little bit more smoothly. Once she returns I try to move them again and they don't want to go to my food spot, so I suggest a place that everybody always goes when the bars close, saying we're gonna beat the line. My coworker does, but Sneaky won't. I change the subject and go back to fuck, marry, kill, eventually incorporating myself to it. Then I bring up the food spot they like again and they eagerly agree.
We get there and slam fucking chicken. Dear god, that was so fucking dank. Other than the upcoming sex, my favorite part of the night.
At the table though, I can see my coworker getting disappointed at me giving Sneaky more attention than her. I do my best to juggle the two, and then see Sneaky stop giving me ANY attention. I was thinking, fuck, she's totally not down to abandon her friend, and be a shitty roommate. I tell them there's an after party next to my house (there usually is), and they sound flaky. Especially Sneaky. She seems disinterested in everything I say.
They both leave to the bathroom aka talk about what's going on, and if Sneaky is gonna fuck me tonight or not. They come back and then immediately say they're getting refills on their drinks. I tell them that's cool, I'm gonna call an uber to the party. I walk outside and call an uber.
At this point I'm thinking "fuck fuck fuck just fucking come, balls in your court" and stand outside nonchalantly and sip on my beverage. Riight before the uber shows up, they both walk out and start crossing the street. An earlier point in my life, I would have seen that and possibly thought "well, I guess that's it", but instead I go "Yo!! whatchoo girls doing??" (or maybe that's just the booze lol) and they both run back to me saying they thought I left. Then Sneaky turns to my coworker and says she's gonna go. My coworker declines the offer. BOOOOOOYAAAAA BIIIITCH.
We get in the uber and Sneaky is totally avoiding anything physical, sitting on the other side of the car. I chit chat with the driver and her, and the drivers pretty cool.
Once back at my place she asks about the after party. I tell her when bars close they always having something. Thankfully we got home before that happened! (plausible deniability X2) We chill on my couch and listen to music. I try to get her telling me what music she likes, but she only tells me what music she doesn't like. I tease her about this lack of an answer while physically escalating, starting with wrists to hands to knees to legs, the pull off, then to stomach until the sexual tension is high enough I just flat out put my hand on her tit.
She was hiding these puppies. They are NICE. You really can't tell by her shirt though. We quickly start hooking up, I get her shirt off and she's ready to go. I carry to her bed, bada boom bada bing, 5 minutes later I'm inside her. Pretty nice pussy too.
The first fuck I'm like half up, fucking whiskey dick. Then I tell her I'm gonna wake up in a few hours and fuck the shit out of her. I do that. We go back to bed, but now she's being more of a bitch. I ignore it and stay my cheery self, I had been in a good mood all day. She's saying shit like "I'm never gonna see you again" and neither of us remember eachothers names.
We go back to bed, then I wake up again, try to escalate, get denied. I wake up again, and sloooooowly escalate, until her breathing let's me know I'm in the clear, and bam, we're fucking again. I really got into adapted missionary that time. She was all about it and liked it a lot more compared to the positions we were doing before. After this time I get her number, and find out she has a really high sex drive. Hence, the fucking shit tests she'd been throwing all damn night! This chick is the epitome of token resistance, other than her willingness to fuck once she's actually back at my place.
Good shit.
Hue
