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When I was in my teens, I definitely wouldn't have considered this -- including a lot of things I've done in my older age. After college, I began to try to be more open-minded and more accepting of collecting experiences (to an extent). I always considered myself open-minded in my teens and accepting of all, but not open-minded towards myself actually experiencing them haha. I never cared what others did -- that's up to them, their life. Once I went through college, I realized how it hadn't helped me at all (not just with women) by being too picky. I wouldn't date a girl unless I saw a future that would at least last a year, so I tried to change myself after college and have more experiences -- as long as they're legal (for the most part) and don't exceed my boundaries.
So I've never had a problem with homosexuals. However, I still don't have an innate desire to kiss and/or hold a man in my arms. I don't know why; it's just not there. I also can't get a boner for a man. But, if it looks like a woman and feels like a woman, why not....
At first, this weekend I was just hanging out with my friends -- two of which happen to be gay. We all drink a couple of beers and laughing our asses off at nonsense like usual. Towards the end of the night, they (the 2 guys) decide to go to a gay club and invite me. Last time I came with them, I kissed 2 (real) women and got a handjob (again from a real woman), so why would I say no? Hell yeah I'm in (if you happen to find the bi girls at gay clubs, virtually no straight guy competition, and you're bound to find a bi that's wanting to try something a little different that night [i.e., not a girl] -- moral of the story: always say yes).
We get to the club, and it's not looking so good. 95% of the place is men -- I had no idea it was a male-dominated club. No worries because I don't mind just having some fun. It's a fucking asshole thing to do (because women love to do this), but it actually is fun flirting when you have no real interest. It passes the time. The last 5% are transsexuals, and well damn, some are actually attractive, and well, my friends are off dancing with dudes, might as well do something fun....
I walk up to the prettiest one (in my eyes) at the bar. Stand right next to the side of her and pay her a compliment. We start talking, and damn she gives me more shit tests than any woman at a bar/club has haha, but she's still talking to me. She keeps trying to find out if I'm gay or bi (I guess a lot of gay guys just flirt with trannies and lead them on). I just give shit answers back haha. Friends come over that know her, and I just look off into space just kind of ignoring it. Then when they leave, I re-engage. When they're near, it's obvious she is trying to be really loud and get me jealous or something.
Well, anyway, her face is actually really nice and has breast implants. Looks like a girl and feels like a girl, why not? Right? I've had a bit to drink too haha. It's obvious she's had plastic surgery to make her face look very feminine (small cute nose, big full lips, cheeks, etc.). Whatever. I forget how it happened now, but she bought us two shots. After I took the shot, I asked for a cherry and put it in between my teeth and asked her to pop my cherry. She kissed real quick and took it. I decided whatever and went in for the kiss after that, but she declined -- ouch, turned down by all genders now! Anyway, I should have known that was a bad idea because she knew lots of people in the bar.
Some more of her friends come over and talk with her, and I just stare off and drink. She's still standing next to me waiting for her friends to leave, so I know this is an obvious sign and say fuck it. After her friends leave, I tell her I'm straight, but would like to take her home and make out and cuddle to a movie. She agrees, and we tab out.
Pretty easy, I think the sexual market is again in straight guys favor for picking up any transsexuals.
Back at her place, we cuddle to a movie and make out. Yeah, I know a lot of you guys are thinking how gay this is, but her face is actually very beautiful and her lips were some of the nicest lips ever (plastic surgeon did a great job). We get in bed naked. Her breasts are nice and big, but the male nipples just aren't as good as female nipples (female nipples get so hard and nice; sorry men, you're just never going to have amazing nipples like women), but the breasts are perfectly fine. I'm getting hard. She strokes me and sucks me a bit. I'm just trying to imagine her as a female for my penis' sake, but just not working. I keep going from soft to hard to soft. She's hard of course. I tell her I'm just too straight and apologize, but she said she's perfectly fine with it and hasn't had a man in her bed in several years.
We cuddle and kiss more in the morning to some movies, etc., and I had a good time.
My first transsexual experience. Yeah, I know I probably grossed a lot of people out, and you're probably vomiting, but I really didn't mind it. If she had a vagina, I would have fucked her, no problem I'm sure.
Anyway, enjoy this crazy story from a stranger.
-PN
When I was in my teens, I definitely wouldn't have considered this -- including a lot of things I've done in my older age. After college, I began to try to be more open-minded and more accepting of collecting experiences (to an extent). I always considered myself open-minded in my teens and accepting of all, but not open-minded towards myself actually experiencing them haha. I never cared what others did -- that's up to them, their life. Once I went through college, I realized how it hadn't helped me at all (not just with women) by being too picky. I wouldn't date a girl unless I saw a future that would at least last a year, so I tried to change myself after college and have more experiences -- as long as they're legal (for the most part) and don't exceed my boundaries.
So I've never had a problem with homosexuals. However, I still don't have an innate desire to kiss and/or hold a man in my arms. I don't know why; it's just not there. I also can't get a boner for a man. But, if it looks like a woman and feels like a woman, why not....
At first, this weekend I was just hanging out with my friends -- two of which happen to be gay. We all drink a couple of beers and laughing our asses off at nonsense like usual. Towards the end of the night, they (the 2 guys) decide to go to a gay club and invite me. Last time I came with them, I kissed 2 (real) women and got a handjob (again from a real woman), so why would I say no? Hell yeah I'm in (if you happen to find the bi girls at gay clubs, virtually no straight guy competition, and you're bound to find a bi that's wanting to try something a little different that night [i.e., not a girl] -- moral of the story: always say yes).
We get to the club, and it's not looking so good. 95% of the place is men -- I had no idea it was a male-dominated club. No worries because I don't mind just having some fun. It's a fucking asshole thing to do (because women love to do this), but it actually is fun flirting when you have no real interest. It passes the time. The last 5% are transsexuals, and well damn, some are actually attractive, and well, my friends are off dancing with dudes, might as well do something fun....
I walk up to the prettiest one (in my eyes) at the bar. Stand right next to the side of her and pay her a compliment. We start talking, and damn she gives me more shit tests than any woman at a bar/club has haha, but she's still talking to me. She keeps trying to find out if I'm gay or bi (I guess a lot of gay guys just flirt with trannies and lead them on). I just give shit answers back haha. Friends come over that know her, and I just look off into space just kind of ignoring it. Then when they leave, I re-engage. When they're near, it's obvious she is trying to be really loud and get me jealous or something.
Well, anyway, her face is actually really nice and has breast implants. Looks like a girl and feels like a girl, why not? Right? I've had a bit to drink too haha. It's obvious she's had plastic surgery to make her face look very feminine (small cute nose, big full lips, cheeks, etc.). Whatever. I forget how it happened now, but she bought us two shots. After I took the shot, I asked for a cherry and put it in between my teeth and asked her to pop my cherry. She kissed real quick and took it. I decided whatever and went in for the kiss after that, but she declined -- ouch, turned down by all genders now! Anyway, I should have known that was a bad idea because she knew lots of people in the bar.
Some more of her friends come over and talk with her, and I just stare off and drink. She's still standing next to me waiting for her friends to leave, so I know this is an obvious sign and say fuck it. After her friends leave, I tell her I'm straight, but would like to take her home and make out and cuddle to a movie. She agrees, and we tab out.
Pretty easy, I think the sexual market is again in straight guys favor for picking up any transsexuals.
Back at her place, we cuddle to a movie and make out. Yeah, I know a lot of you guys are thinking how gay this is, but her face is actually very beautiful and her lips were some of the nicest lips ever (plastic surgeon did a great job). We get in bed naked. Her breasts are nice and big, but the male nipples just aren't as good as female nipples (female nipples get so hard and nice; sorry men, you're just never going to have amazing nipples like women), but the breasts are perfectly fine. I'm getting hard. She strokes me and sucks me a bit. I'm just trying to imagine her as a female for my penis' sake, but just not working. I keep going from soft to hard to soft. She's hard of course. I tell her I'm just too straight and apologize, but she said she's perfectly fine with it and hasn't had a man in her bed in several years.
We cuddle and kiss more in the morning to some movies, etc., and I had a good time.
My first transsexual experience. Yeah, I know I probably grossed a lot of people out, and you're probably vomiting, but I really didn't mind it. If she had a vagina, I would have fucked her, no problem I'm sure.
Anyway, enjoy this crazy story from a stranger.
-PN
