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Ssup brothers, this was a bit of a surprise lay for me, simply because l have been having my exams and l haven't exactly been a good pua lately, just lazing around and growing fat with no approaches under my belt. Well, a few weeks back, while still in this slump, l was going to buy food for supper and was kicking myself coz of the many opportunities l have been wasting. At the store, l see this cute chick buying eggs, and before l can syke myself out of it, l ask her, "are you sure thats gonna be enough for two? or you didn't get my email saying am coming?" she laughs, and the store owner also laughs which gives me some social credit. since she was bout to leave, l tell her to wait for me outside as l get my things sorted out. And am one happy mother fucker when l step out five minutes later to find that she's waiting for me. Massive investment.
So i ask her where she stays and its in a dfferent direction from where l stay, so l decide to walk her a bit and ensure l number close. As we go l am chatting her up, and she's laughing and generally enjoying herself. I number close, hug her and give her a peck on the neck, which startles her then she smiles at me. Game on.
Or so l thought. Unfortunately, like l had said, its the exams period, and the next 3 weeks turn out to be one flake after another, both from this girl and all the rest that l had number closed. Leading me to indulge in novel reading and wanking as l think my run to December has come to an end. So l generally just ping her and ask her which day would work for her and she keeps saying she's busy, that is until last week Friday when l said l was about to head for home for the holidays and that l didn't want to go without hosting her at least once. So she says since she has exams this week, she'll come over for supper on Friday. tell her its cool and am looking forward to it, then promptly forget all about it coz the dry spell has totally syked me out of it all.
Friday
Friday rolls in, and l've been in bed feeling like a slug the whole week when l get a text on my phone "hey, my exam ends at 6:30 today so l'll be a bit late" which immediately rouses the PUA whose been trying unsuccessful to break free for the past week and l rush through the house cleaning shit up and kick out my roommate. but in reality, am just wishing she would cancel or something, its like am rooting for my own failure. i even told my roommate that l would not really try to shag her and that l would just host her. HA! as if my subconscious would even allow that.
Its 7, and she texts me that she is heading to her place so l tell her to holla when she wants me to come for her at our predetermined location. l don't even remember how she looks like so l walk slowly until she can recognize and come over to me. which works. And this girl is CUTE, cute face, ROcKing body. Hug her, lift her up and spin her round, then peck her neck again. All in order to get her comfortable with my touch.
We head to my place where l had been making our meal, and she immediately picks up a knife and starts cutting the vegetables. I like this girl. She even takes over cooking, and all l do is occassionally check in on what she's doing. All this time, l have already man handle kiss her and put some dancing to music and we start grinding. lift her up and put her on the bed and start making out, pull her shirt down and suck on her tits. shes getting hot, but like l said, am not even pushing shit, am just going on autopilot so when she pushes me back and tells me to calm down l just walk away and get back to the cooking coz its no biggy to me. Supper is awesome, put on amovie that we hardly watch and l go into the anti judging speech tho l didnt boyfriend disqualify and l don't honestly know why. it wasn't a conscious decision. After the food, we make out some more and l realize that she is going to spend the night, sigh. Well, time for the next part in my autopilot mode, pull out the massage oil and have her remove all her top clothing, then try to pull her pants down but she won't have it. so l just massage her butt, but she was squemish whenever l went to the more sensitive parts, i change tactics when she says that that massage is enough. l wipe the oil away, and she turns around and i pull her pants down leaving her undies. she asks for a sleeping shirt and l hand her my roommates(whose female) shirt. So now she's in a shirt and undies. l strip down to my boxers, then l start the assault.
A Milion Little Butterflies
i love doing this. It almost always works, and even if i don't get laid, its a lot of fun just teasing a girl silly. i start her tummy, which actually has abs, l really need to get back to the gym. i just peck and lightly kiss her, turn her over and do the same to her back, neck, lower back, then go to her legs, and l start way down, just kiss her outside thighs and nip her butt cheeks, shes just moaning and squirming and then l go down again, only this time, am starting on the inner leg, starting from behind her knees, and climb up slowly, shes trying to close her legs, but she's enjoying it too much and keeps shifting positions which helps me go higher and higher until am teasing her.....
Anyway, both panties come off, then l remember l had bought cds but had not exactly placed them in an easy to access place so since l didn't to break the mood, l go down on her untill she almost comes, then l climb up and kiss her, then push my head into her quickly so that she already knows that it has happened then when she asks me if l have condoms l get up and start fucking searching everywhere for them bunnies. which obviously leads to me losing my boner then l find them but my boner is gone, so l have to start all over again. and i still dont get that iron hard D, just engorged and barely hanging on, but am like, "you'll do" ...and the rest is an awesome night.
Lessons Learnt.
gaming is like the ancient warrior prepairing for battle, while still in the practice yard, you do the same things over and over till your muscles just know what you want to do even before your brain realizes where the fuck you're heading. i honestly didnt think l was in a shagging mood with this girl. but am glad l did, she was by far the fittest girl l have ever been with, and she was quite fun. So trust the process, and shit will start rolling down the hill so fast you'll just be hanging on.
The other thing that l have realized is about the Boner problem. Like l said, l used to go three rounds with a chick no problem but recently since the one time The Thorn failed me, l have been struggling to get even that first one and the second takes lots of mental effort. I think the reasons are that a) am already worried tht l won't perform to my standards which just increases my anxiety and disrupts my flow thus its a self fulfilling prophecy b) i havent exactly been living a healthy lifestyle, lots of shitty food, not exercising and wanking, none of which helps the situation. So l have to start getting back on the horse coz am letting down so many beautiful ladies who were waiting for me to get this shit down and go get them.
Any comments and advice are welcome, happy huntings !
So i ask her where she stays and its in a dfferent direction from where l stay, so l decide to walk her a bit and ensure l number close. As we go l am chatting her up, and she's laughing and generally enjoying herself. I number close, hug her and give her a peck on the neck, which startles her then she smiles at me. Game on.
Or so l thought. Unfortunately, like l had said, its the exams period, and the next 3 weeks turn out to be one flake after another, both from this girl and all the rest that l had number closed. Leading me to indulge in novel reading and wanking as l think my run to December has come to an end. So l generally just ping her and ask her which day would work for her and she keeps saying she's busy, that is until last week Friday when l said l was about to head for home for the holidays and that l didn't want to go without hosting her at least once. So she says since she has exams this week, she'll come over for supper on Friday. tell her its cool and am looking forward to it, then promptly forget all about it coz the dry spell has totally syked me out of it all.
Friday
Friday rolls in, and l've been in bed feeling like a slug the whole week when l get a text on my phone "hey, my exam ends at 6:30 today so l'll be a bit late" which immediately rouses the PUA whose been trying unsuccessful to break free for the past week and l rush through the house cleaning shit up and kick out my roommate. but in reality, am just wishing she would cancel or something, its like am rooting for my own failure. i even told my roommate that l would not really try to shag her and that l would just host her. HA! as if my subconscious would even allow that.
Its 7, and she texts me that she is heading to her place so l tell her to holla when she wants me to come for her at our predetermined location. l don't even remember how she looks like so l walk slowly until she can recognize and come over to me. which works. And this girl is CUTE, cute face, ROcKing body. Hug her, lift her up and spin her round, then peck her neck again. All in order to get her comfortable with my touch.
We head to my place where l had been making our meal, and she immediately picks up a knife and starts cutting the vegetables. I like this girl. She even takes over cooking, and all l do is occassionally check in on what she's doing. All this time, l have already man handle kiss her and put some dancing to music and we start grinding. lift her up and put her on the bed and start making out, pull her shirt down and suck on her tits. shes getting hot, but like l said, am not even pushing shit, am just going on autopilot so when she pushes me back and tells me to calm down l just walk away and get back to the cooking coz its no biggy to me. Supper is awesome, put on amovie that we hardly watch and l go into the anti judging speech tho l didnt boyfriend disqualify and l don't honestly know why. it wasn't a conscious decision. After the food, we make out some more and l realize that she is going to spend the night, sigh. Well, time for the next part in my autopilot mode, pull out the massage oil and have her remove all her top clothing, then try to pull her pants down but she won't have it. so l just massage her butt, but she was squemish whenever l went to the more sensitive parts, i change tactics when she says that that massage is enough. l wipe the oil away, and she turns around and i pull her pants down leaving her undies. she asks for a sleeping shirt and l hand her my roommates(whose female) shirt. So now she's in a shirt and undies. l strip down to my boxers, then l start the assault.
A Milion Little Butterflies
i love doing this. It almost always works, and even if i don't get laid, its a lot of fun just teasing a girl silly. i start her tummy, which actually has abs, l really need to get back to the gym. i just peck and lightly kiss her, turn her over and do the same to her back, neck, lower back, then go to her legs, and l start way down, just kiss her outside thighs and nip her butt cheeks, shes just moaning and squirming and then l go down again, only this time, am starting on the inner leg, starting from behind her knees, and climb up slowly, shes trying to close her legs, but she's enjoying it too much and keeps shifting positions which helps me go higher and higher until am teasing her.....
Anyway, both panties come off, then l remember l had bought cds but had not exactly placed them in an easy to access place so since l didn't to break the mood, l go down on her untill she almost comes, then l climb up and kiss her, then push my head into her quickly so that she already knows that it has happened then when she asks me if l have condoms l get up and start fucking searching everywhere for them bunnies. which obviously leads to me losing my boner then l find them but my boner is gone, so l have to start all over again. and i still dont get that iron hard D, just engorged and barely hanging on, but am like, "you'll do" ...and the rest is an awesome night.
Lessons Learnt.
gaming is like the ancient warrior prepairing for battle, while still in the practice yard, you do the same things over and over till your muscles just know what you want to do even before your brain realizes where the fuck you're heading. i honestly didnt think l was in a shagging mood with this girl. but am glad l did, she was by far the fittest girl l have ever been with, and she was quite fun. So trust the process, and shit will start rolling down the hill so fast you'll just be hanging on.
The other thing that l have realized is about the Boner problem. Like l said, l used to go three rounds with a chick no problem but recently since the one time The Thorn failed me, l have been struggling to get even that first one and the second takes lots of mental effort. I think the reasons are that a) am already worried tht l won't perform to my standards which just increases my anxiety and disrupts my flow thus its a self fulfilling prophecy b) i havent exactly been living a healthy lifestyle, lots of shitty food, not exercising and wanking, none of which helps the situation. So l have to start getting back on the horse coz am letting down so many beautiful ladies who were waiting for me to get this shit down and go get them.
Any comments and advice are welcome, happy huntings !
