Venn diagram

[DonGately]

There should be some sort of Venn diagram for a hot girl who: has occasional night terrors, sleepwalks, and speaks German in her sleep -- but I can assure you that sleeping in that middle triangle is not fun.

Honestly, the sleepwalking thing is a real mindfuck, first time I've encountered that.


bonus: she's not of German heritage. Didn't see that one coming either.

 

[Chase]

That seems like it would be a pretty specialized Venn diagram...

If I was you I might start sprinkling the place with holy water and hanging a few crosses on the walls.

Maybe figure out how to say, "We'd appreciate it if you would let us sleep in peace and not disturb us here, thank you" in German before you go to bed.