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Cro-Magnon Man
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Old LR, but I'm gonna post it for self-reference and maybe helping other people who play games a lot haha.


LR: World of Warcraft.

Date: July 9, 2017. Sunday.
Location: My apartment and my car.
Wings: None.
Lay: #24.
Kiss: #87?.

I recently had surgery due to a serious accident. While recovering from this surgery, I started to develop bad habits. One of these habits was playing World of Warcraft (wow). This is an interesting story that resulted from playing this video game.

Note: For now I will not detail the process that I went through within the game, because I feel that it is possible to codify the process. I am still recovering, and I am lazy, so this is a mild fun side-hobby that alleviates stress for me.

On to the story. I met this girl on wow. There are male and female characters, and there is no way to tell if a character is a guy or a girl playing it, because it is very common for guys to play female characters, and girls to play male characters. I talked to this player and found out it was a girl.

We talked longer (I am being intentionally vague), and I found out she is a girl who actually lived 10 minutes away from me. It was hard for our schedules to align, and I wasn’t trying very hard. There were other logistical issues I won’t get into.

We scheduled to hang out today, and I ended up picking her up and bringing her to my apartment. At my apartment it was a huge mess, and I also was nervous and probably acting a little awkward since I haven’t been on a date or had sex in a while.

After a bit of hanging out at my apartment I just went in to kiss her and pushed her onto my bed. It was literally no LMR whatsoever. She stripped off all her clothes when I asked her to. I got naked too.

She started teasing me for about 10-15 minutes just kissing me but not letting me have sex. Then I asked if she wanted me to get a condom. She said yes, so I grabbed one out of my pillow case (I leave condoms there).

We started to fuck for a while, it was mediocre. She then started giving me head. I had lube nearby so we used that. Still didn’t get off. Neither of us came lol.

This probably sounds like a brag report. Sorry yawl. This was just worth writing because of the hilarity of the circumstances.

I don’t see it being realistically repeatable, there’s no way to determine if someone is a female, or if they’re a female near your age, or attractive, or near you geographically. Tons of things need to converge for this to happen.

She had this whole elaborate story lying about where she was, to her parents. She wants to keep seeing me, but I’m not sure if I ever want to see her again.

I did notice that I feel a lot better now after sex, even if the sex and the girl was mediocre. I think there are unforeseeable physiological and psychological positive effects on me whenever I have sex, I need to explore this possibility. If true, then I should have constant sex, even if the girl is below average / below my standards, just to reap these advantages and benefits.

Notes:
- She was maybe a 6. Just worth doing and writing about, way too unique.
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What I did right:
- Pushing for sex.
- Having condoms in my pillow case.
- Being relaxed and not worrying when she was worrying.
- Being assertive and making this date happen.
- Keeping her calm and comfortable.
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Areas of Improvement:
- Have music for my room.
- Have a separate dim light for my room during sex, it took me some time to figure out the ideal lighting to have sex, I was being picky.
- Plan locales better.
- Make sure phone is nearby and set to loud when there’s a potential date. I almost missed this date because my phone wasn’t near me and it was silent.
- Make sure GPS is on and loud, I was on the phone and missed my exit too.
- Dress better.
- Style my hair.
- Have condoms in my car and pocket, I forgot to do that, and in emergency cases I should have been able to bang in any location.
- Make my bed.
- Clean up and organize my apartment and house more, I was not prepared to have a girl over.
- Organize and clean my car, there wasn’t room to have sex in my backseat if it were to happen.
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Questions:
- Is there any way to make sex more enjoyable?
- I couldn’t penetrate her as deeply as I wanted to, her legs were constantly in the way, and I have gotten quite rust
 
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